horriblePuns.txt

fist:
Lemme give you a hand or two.
That was a pretty good punchline, don't you think?
That's not how you fistbump, moron.
So close, and yet so far away.

scrapper:
How fitting, for trash like you.

pistol(s):

shotgun:

ssg:
That's what you get, you shellout.

chaingun:
Aww, how sad. It's raining on your funeral.

minigun:
Hm. Looks like you don't run on unleaded!
Is it getting hot in here, or am I that good looking?

rocket launcher:
Man, I gotta work on my explosive entry.

plasma rifle:

bfg: