[20:51:30] Mr. Ajit Pai: Remember: if you ever want a girlfriend/boyfriend on the Internet after tomorrow’s vote, you’ll have to pay five extra dollars!
[20:52:22] Gimlogix: oh its big daddy
[20:53:23] Mr. Ajit Pai: Oh sorry! I am already in a relationship.
[20:53:36] Mr. Ajit Pai: Woth Verizon.
[20:53:42] Mr. Ajit Pai: *With Verizon :)
[20:53:55] Gimlogix: you mean special interest groups
[20:54:17] Mr. Ajit Pai: That true, but I am in a secret relationship with Verizon...
[20:54:28] Mr. Ajit Pai: it’s... kinda embarrassing to talk about...
[20:54:32] Mr. Ajit Pai: *blush*
[20:54:43] Gimlogix: shit they're pretty much the same thing since the companies are special interest groups and they hire lobbyists
[20:54:44] Gimlogix: wow
[20:55:06] Gimlogix: does verizon give satisfying service
[20:55:12] Mr. Ajit Pai: Haha, that’s right!
[20:55:17] Gimlogix: ;)
[20:56:01] Mr. Ajit Pai: And remember that it will only become more satisfying once net neutrality is gone.
[20:56:06] Gimlogix: u right
[20:56:23] Mr. Ajit Pai: I am always right.
[20:57:16] Gimlogix: <3333333333333333333333333333
[20:57:26] Mr. Ajit Pai: Aw thanks!
[20:57:35] Mr. Ajit Pai: Just don’t get to close.
[20:57:45] Gimlogix: will i get jailed
[20:57:52] Mr. Ajit Pai: I have unfinished busniness with Verizon after this weekend.
[20:57:56] Gimlogix: ooo
[20:58:06] Gimlogix: k i n k y aint ya
[20:59:09] Mr. Ajit Pai: Kinky? Pffftt. Comcast is the kinky one.
[20:59:45] Gimlogix: i'd think att would be the kinkiest
[21:00:07] Mr. Ajit Pai: Hmmm, I suppose that makes sense.
[21:00:16] Mr. Ajit Pai: Comcast is a jerk after all
[21:01:00] Gimlogix: tru
[21:01:07] Mr. Ajit Pai: But the good kind of jerk.
[21:01:16] Gimlogix: ture
[21:01:18] Mr. Ajit Pai: I am still buddies with them after all.
[21:01:30] Gimlogix: golfing trips?
[21:02:18] Mr. Ajit Pai: Nah, we play games in the FCC basement.
[21:03:18] Gimlogix: chutes and ladders?
[21:04:33] Mr. Ajit Pai: Sure
[21:07:07] Gimlogix: MM
[21:08:57] Mr. Ajit Pai: Just remember:
[21:09:00] Mr. Ajit Pai: We never will, but it's very important that we able to. But we won't. So let us do it. Because we won't do it. Which is why we're spending so much money to make sure we can. But we won't. But let us.
[21:09:22] Gimlogix: that logic
[21:09:25] Gimlogix: is
[21:09:29] Gimlogix: interesting
[21:10:58] Mr. Ajit Pai: Thank you for spreading the word!
[21:11:05] Gimlogix: this is gold
[21:11:10] Mr. Ajit Pai: I’ll have to give you a discount for next year.
[21:11:34] Gimlogix: fuck yeah
[21:11:48] Mr. Ajit Pai: What kind of discount would you like?
[21:11:52] Gimlogix: can i call you big hoss
[21:12:26] Mr. Ajit Pai: Please do
[21:13:08] Gimlogix: are you going to throttle the anime sites
[21:13:40] Gimlogix: gonna put the weebs out
[21:13:50] Mr. Ajit Pai: For everyone but me of course.
[21:13:59] Gimlogix: <33333333333333333
[21:14:37] Mr. Ajit Pai: You binge watch your favorite anime in Kissanime tonight.
[21:15:08] Gimlogix: one cant bingewatch boku no pico in one day
[21:15:13] Gimlogix: its a science
[21:15:21] Gimlogix: truely advanced for modern man
[21:16:35] Gimlogix: for one, ive never watched it but the plot seems too deep for the average pillowfucker
[21:16:46] Mr. Ajit Pai: Well
[21:17:04] Mr. Ajit Pai: You’ll never know.
[21:17:15] Gimlogix: you're right
[21:17:18] Mr. Ajit Pai: Unless you pay five extra dollars today!
[21:17:21] Mr. Ajit Pai: ;)
[21:17:40] Gimlogix: so are the internet cults gonna have it easy
[21:17:57] Gimlogix: if someone wants to copy heaven's door how much is that gonna cost
[21:19:38] Mr. Ajit Pai: $5
[21:19:44] Mr. Ajit Pai: Everything will be
[21:19:49] Gimlogix: amazing
[21:19:52] Mr. Ajit Pai: $5
[21:19:52] Gimlogix: innovative
[21:20:46] Gimlogix: truely a man beyond his time
[21:21:46] Mr. Ajit Pai: Ah thank you!