You are Scanlan, a rogue living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a long steel
 dagger and a length of rope. You walk down the city street looking for somehwere
 to steal from. You look around and see nothing interesting.

Suddenly you hear a noise behind you. It sounds like someone is trying to break
 into your head. You turn around and see a man with a large knife standing right
 before you
> tie up the man

You quickly grab the man by his shirt collar and tie him up tightly. He struggles
 but he can't escape. You then take out your dagger and stab the man several
 times in the back. The man falls backwards and dies.
Scanlan looks at you with surprise on his face
> shit in a bed

You go over to the bed where you find a small bottle of something red and disgusting.
 You open it and pour some of the contents onto the man's body. You then throw
 the rest of the contents of the bottle away and leave
> find a jewelry store

You walk into the jewelry shop and look around for anything that might be valuable.
 You see a ring on the floor and pick it up. It is made of gold and has a large
 diamond set in the center. You put it on and feel its weight. It feels very
 nice
> dig a hole

You quickly run off as fast as you can and hide behind a wall. As soon as you
 hear a door opening, you leap out of hiding and run inside. There is a young
 woman dressed in black standing there looking at all the items she finds interesting.
 She notices you and walks towards you
> kill her

She sees you and immediately runs after you. You follow her outside and through
 a side street. You both enter a house and she begins searching the rooms while
 you search the basement. After an hour or so of this, you come across a room
 with a table and chairs
> flip the table

You flip the table and it breaks under your weight. You fall down the stairs
 and break your leg. You crawl along the ground until you reach a nearby well
 and wait for your wounds to heal. You begin digging a new well in the garden
> jump in the well

You jump into the well and begin drinking from it. You drink for two days before
 you notice that your stomach hurts and you start vomiting blood. You continue
 drinking and eventually vomit up more than half of what was in the well
> eat a blender

You grab a blender and begin eating the flesh of the dead man who died in front
 of you. Your hunger grows and you eat the flesh of another man and finally one
 of the women. Finally you manage to finish off the last man and woman and feast
 upon them
> play blackjack

You sit down at a table and begin playing blackjack. You lose everything and
 end up going to a brothel to get help. You spend three months recovering and
 when you return you tell everyone about how you lost everything. They laugh
 at you
> glare at them angrily

You stare at them angrily and they don't know why. You decide to leave the city.
 You travel far and wide until you arrive in the land of the dwarves. You live
 happily ever after
 CONGRATS YOU WIN