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Yes, everything is ready.

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- Oh, my God!
- What happened, Alexa?

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Cameron Drake wants to meet you
in the boys' cabin at midnight...

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to make out!

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With me?

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Yeah!

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- Wanna make out?
- Um, okay.

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Pig kisser!

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Pig breath.

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Get closer!

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Mm.

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Hey, guys. I'm Alexa Medina,
and this is Hashtag Reality High.

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High school was mad stressful,

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so Katsuya and I decided to...

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- Tell your sister to turn that off.
- Mom says turn that crap off.

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- I can't believe you watch that show.
- The show is not crap.

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- You're saying that because it's Alexa.
- The show is crap because it's Alexa.

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Would you just get over it?

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So...

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are you ready
for your scholarship interview?

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The one that determines
if I get into my dream school?

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I take that as a yes.

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Yes. But I'm super nervous.

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Fiona is a UC Davis grad
and is writing you a recommendation.

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- That should help, right?
- I hope so.

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Ooh, you should wear

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my chocolate-brown pantsuit
to your interview.

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Holy Hillary Clinton,
she's not wearing that.

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- Do not hate on that outfit.
- Whatever, I gotta go get Freddie.

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Always a treat. See you guys later.

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Ah!

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- Bye, Grams!
- Good luck, honey!

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Be nice to the neighbors, okay?

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Mm.

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- Thank you.
- Oh, you are welcome.

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What are you doing?

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- It's my turn to choose!
- I can't take more Taylor Swift, D.

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Mm, ah.

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- Admit it! I have better taste than you.
- No, you don't.

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- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.

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- You wanna prove it?
- No, you don't!

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Nice job, Cam!

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- Whoo!
- All right, Cam, great work!

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Let's go!

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The bleachers are the best place
to work out.

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Thanksgiving came early this year.

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Oh!

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Oh, my God.

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It's just me and my car.

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I have way more money
than the average person. What's up?

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Yo, I...

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You're getting in the way of my shot.

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Please, will you tag me?

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Get over it.

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Broussard, get out of my car, man!

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Shit!

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Whoo!

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Come on! Okay.

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Are you thinking about
going to the Bonfire?

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Oh, no,
I don't like going to those things.

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- They're dumb.
- You and I could go. So let's do it.

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Are you ready for your interview?

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I better be. They only give out
five scholarships.

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- Those are shitty odds.
- Yes, I'm well aware of that, thank you.

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- I heard he kicks puppies.
- Shut up.

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- "Shut up, Freddie."
- Let's go, kids. Make it a great day!

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Okay, well, I'll see you later.

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A-ha, genius.

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- It plays?
- Mm-hmm.

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You sure?

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Fuck my life.

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Nice poster.

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Thanks.

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- Let me turn this up, there!
- Yo!

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- Hey.
- Yo!

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Awesome.

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Attention! Attention!

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Reminding everyone about
the upcoming pep rally!

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Go Cougars!

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Come cheer on our
returning state swim champs,

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led by captain and Olympic hopeful,

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- Cameron "The Dolphin" Drake!
- Dolphin, baby!

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Look at those muscles! Ow!

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Also, you guys.

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One more time...

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Hola?

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- Yes, Alexa?
- Can you move?

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You're in my shot.

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Oh!

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Sorry, yeah, sure.

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We'll edit her out in post.

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Excuse me, Miss Medina,
but no dogs allowed on school property.

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Katsuya is my service dog.
I have severe anxiety.

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The Americans with Disabilities Act states

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I'm allowed
to have an emotional support dog.

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Do you have a problem with dogs

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Or disabled people or both?

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My nine million followers would love
to know.

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Of course not, that's ridiculous.

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I love dogs and disabled people.

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- That explains your wife!
- Strike two, Broussard!

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I'll talk to you later.

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See you in detention.

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- What up, bitches?
- Hey.

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- Oh, my gosh.
- Aww.

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Hey, babe.

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- I can't believe pig face wouldn't move.
- Give her a break.

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Whatever. I have a shoot today,
and Katsuya is stressing me out.

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You said she was an emotional support dog.

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Uh, shut up, Shannon.

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Hi, puppy.

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You know what? I'll take him.

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It's just you and me today, Fluffy Combs.

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- I hate it when you call him that.
- Yeah, well, Fluff Daddy loves it.

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All right, I'll see you guys tonight.

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- Cute outfits.
- Bye.

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Whatever. Um... Oh!

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Later, babes.

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- Dude!
- She just kissed the dog and not you.

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Whatever.

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Great work.

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You should cheat off him next time.

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There you go.

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Excuse me, Ms. Savage.
Does this belong to you?

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I found him wandering the halls
sniffing this magic marker.

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This is an outrage,
and I deny all charges.

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Have a seat, Mr. Broussard.

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Come on, Broussard.

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Take a seat.
Stop licking the board.

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Thank you, Principal Dixon.

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You're welcome.
And, Broussard, I'm watching you.

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- Thank you.
- There you go.

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Ugh! Whatever.

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Deejays don't need history.
We've got style.

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Uh, yes, but you do need to graduate.

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Good work as always, Miss Barnes.

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Oh, yes, haha.

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Good grades are hilarious.

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Dani, I don't think that is
what they're laughing at.

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What?

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- They're gloves for your feet?
- But they're ergonomic.

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- Dani, they're feet gloves.
- They're feet gloves.

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Hi, bud. Okay.

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- Ah, man, what happened to Hodor?
- He tore his Achilles.

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The surgery's gonna cost like five grand.

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Oh, buddy.

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I don't know how, Buddy,
but we're gonna figure it out. Okay?

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- I gotta take him down.
- Oh, here.

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I got him. Come here.

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Oh, okay. Yeah.

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Light as a feather. Oh, jeez.

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- Get him.
- Okay, I'll find him.

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I'll go find him. See ya.

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- So weird.
- Dani?

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Cameron!

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Uh...

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What are you...
What are you doing here?

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The lady in the front told me
to come back here.

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It's Katsuya.
He ate like half a chocolate bar.

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Here, let me look at...
Put him on the table.

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And hold him around the neck there.

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You're okay.

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There you go. That's good.

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And just hold him,
and I'm just gonna feel...

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Wow, you really know what you're doing.

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It's pretty cool you volunteer here.

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I just...

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I really like animals!

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Oh.

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I got my dog from here.

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Oh. What kind of dog?

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Well, his name is Tyrion.

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- Mm-hmm.
- He's a terrier.

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He likes to eat my retainer.

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I don't wear a retainer.

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- Yeah, you do. What?
- What?

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It glows in the dark.

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Freddie, go clean the kennels.

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- Hi there.
- Hey.

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I see you've met our best
and prettiest volunteer.

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I have. Um, I mean,
she's been really, really helpful.

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Fantastic.

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How's our furry friend?

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His vitals are normal.

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- I think he's gonna make it.
- Let's have a listen, huh?

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Oh, yes, Katsuya, very strong.

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And you look great, too.

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Good job, Dani.

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Keep him away from the chocolate.

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- Thanks, Doc.
- He's fine. You can say it right now.

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Just go.

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Oh! Got a Wink.

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Ooh, six-foot-yes!

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Uh, hey, um, thanks for everything?

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I'd love to buy you a burger
for helping me out.

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Uh...

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She doesn't eat meat.

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Okay, okay, cool.

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- They got other stuff, too.
- You know? No meat. I get it.

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- Think about it.
- Bye.

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"Oh, come on, girl,
let's just like, go eat food."

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Freddie. Freddie!

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That is just...

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inappropriate.

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- What's up?
- What? Uh, nothing.

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- Did you see a spider? Oh!
- No, I meant the... bag.

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This. Of course.
This is for your interview.

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- What?
- Just a little thank you

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for all of your help
with the adoption event.

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Thank you.

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You didn't have to do that.

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Well, first impressions go a long way.

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- Fiona.
- Mm-hmm.

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If a guy...

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asks you out for a burger,
does that mean that he likes you?

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- Did Cameron ask you out?
- I don't know. He...

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He has a girlfriend.

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He has a girlfriend. I... I...

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Doesn't matter.

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Are they married?
For all you know, he's polyamorous.

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I'm getting off track.
The point is, he wants to buy you food.

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That means he likes you.

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Most guys call after the kitchen closes
for last call, well drinks.

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- What's a well drink?
- It doesn't matter.

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Hopefully you'll never have to understand.

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- Just take it from a...
- year-old woman,

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single, who's waiting for Winks,
that when the hottest guy in high school

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asks you out, you say "yes."

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Okay, thank you.

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You're welcome.

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That cannot be real.

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- I got a better question.
- All right.

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- Lindsay Lohan...
- Okay.

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Or Hilary Duff?

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- Lindsay Lohan.
- What?

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You're crazy, man.

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- Nikes or Adidas?
- Uh, Nikes.

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- Got any fries with that shake?
- Not for you.

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Yo.

242
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Don't look now.
I think Holly was checking for me.

243
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Bro, why don't you just ask her out?

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- I'm working on something.
- What? Facial hair?

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- That's your big plan?
- Yeah.

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I'm not trying to sound like Vinny,

247
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but how in the hell is
a Hooptie gonna help you get Holly?

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That doesn't sound like me.
I call it a shit-box.

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- Yo!
- Yeah.

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Clearly I'm gonna fix it up.

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I heard Holly went out with Dingleberry
'cause she loved his old school.

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So, it's a sign.

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- Of what? That she's shallow?
- Says the man dating Alexa Medina.

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- Oh!
- Oh! Got you there.

255
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:44,448
All right, look.
Okay, okay, Alexa's not that bad.

256
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,617
She does stuff like,

257
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,702
when she volunteered at that hospital.

258
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,079
Were the cameras there?

259
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,873
Man, just admit it.

260
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,668
You're with her
'cause she's the hottest girl in school.

261
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,921
You're the hottest guy in school,
next to me. All right?

262
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,341
Like Darwin said, "Hot people are supposed
to have sex with each other."

263
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,010
- That's not what Darwin said.
- That's not even close.

264
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,721
Whatever, man. It's science.

265
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,475
Yeah, my point is just I think me
and Holly were kinda meant to be.

266
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,811
Why don't you
just buy her a six-pack?

267
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:17,439
- Why are we friends?
- What? Chicks love six-packs.

268
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,777
I think I'm gonna pee in my pants.

269
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,779
This is a bad idea.

270
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,740
You don't have the best track record
with these people, Dani.

271
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,453
Maybe we should just go back to my place.

272
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,039
Gram is making a mean White Russian.

273
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,540
Be fun.

274
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,878
Okay, Alexa isn't here.

275
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,296
I think I can do this.

276
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,591
And also, I really have to pee.

277
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,135
So I'm just gonna use the washroom.

278
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,845
Okay, well, I'll be here.

279
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,221
I'll be waiting.

280
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,439
Okay, dude.

281
00:14:58,522 --> 00:14:59,940
Ah!

282
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,942
It's now or never. Just say...

283
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:04,944
Dani.

284
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,998
Open doors much?

285
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,293
It's not her fault.
She's used to doggy doors.

286
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,711
What are you doing here?

287
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,315
Don't you spend your nights
at the kennels with the other bitches?

288
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,674
Come on, guys, let's go.
Everybody's waiting.

289
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,556
Cameron told me what you did for Katsuya.

290
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,018
Stay away from my boyfriend and my dog...

291
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,811
pig breath.

292
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,244
Danielle...

293
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,372
for like f...

294
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,419
Hey, so I was, uh, thinking that maybe...

295
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,254
Save it. We don't have to stay.

296
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,338
What?

297
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,215
Why?

298
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,929
- Wait, why? What happened?
- It doesn't matter. I want to go home!

299
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,097
Okay.

300
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,560
I'm sorry.

301
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,313
This was a bad idea.
I shouldn't have dragged you here.

302
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,940
No, no, it's fine.

303
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:27,277
It's fine, let's just,
let's get out of here.

304
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,281
It's good.

305
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,165
Sure you don't wanna come up?

306
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,959
I just want to go to bed.

307
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,504
Ahem.

308
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,133
Uh, first I gotta tell you something.

309
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:53,012
- What?
- I... uh...

310
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:03,647
- I just got my first paying gig!
- Freddie!

311
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,858
- Yeah. You gotta come.
- That's amazing!

312
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,987
It's just a bar Mitzvah, but get this,

313
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:14,783
Calvin Harris' agent's son
used to be best friends with the kid.

314
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,410
Okay.

315
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:20,330
The son of the agent
of the deejay you're obsessed with...

316
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,918
- might be at the party?
- Okay, you joke, but this could be huge.

317
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,838
- Of course I'll be there.
- Good.

318
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,256
'Cause I also need a ride.

319
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,175
Oh, my...

320
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,472
Freddie?

321
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,058
Thank you.

322
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,477
I'll see you tomorrow.

323
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,728
Okay.

324
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,069
Stupid.

325
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:51,862
Stupid.

326
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,474
What?

327
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,571
"Go fund me."

328
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,178
"My name is Alexa Medina,

329
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,764
and I'm a huge slut."

330
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,850
Dad!

331
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,476
- Close the door!
- So sorry!

332
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,361
Why are you on Facebook?
And why are you doing your hair?

333
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,821
- Get out.
- Fine.

334
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,866
But you should know your
GoFundMe campaign is not gonna work.

335
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,576
What? Why?

336
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,412
Me and Grandma.

337
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,956
I don't have any money,
and Grandma is dead.

338
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,709
- So what do I do?
- You're so hopeless.

339
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,835
I'll share it for you.

340
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:32,629
But you need to get some friends
and a new phone.

341
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,471
- Father.
- Daughter.

342
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,975
Oh. You're doing your hair.

343
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:45,976
Yes.

344
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,061
First impressions go a long way.

345
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,316
- OM effing G!
- Watch your effing mouth!

346
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:55,044
You're not gonna believe this.
Alexa broke up with Cameron last night,

347
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,778
and guess who she's dating!

348
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:57,779
- Breathe.
- Fousey.

349
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,423
I love this guy. Everyone's saying
it's so she can get followers.

350
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,658
Breathe.

351
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,494
And you're...

352
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,455
telling me this why?

353
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,623
Just saying.

354
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,626
Sweetie, you've had a crush on Cameron
since the fourth grade.

355
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,128
- Mm-hmm.
- What? I have not.

356
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,048
Yes, you have.
Remember that song we used to sing?

357
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,550
? Cameron, Cameron ?

358
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,761
- We're singing the Cameron song!
- We are.

359
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,847
? Cameron, Cameron ?

360
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,892
- Okay, that's enough. Thank you, I get it.
- ? Cameron, Cameron ?

361
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,645
I don't have time for this.
I have to get ready for my interviews.

362
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:34,566
? Cameron, Cameron, Cameron, Cameron ?

363
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,735
Rise and shine, champ!

364
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:40,906
You can't qualify for the Olympics
cuddled up in bed with your blanket.

365
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,575
I don't feel good, Dad.

366
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:47,537
Hmm. You think Michael Phelps
only trains when he feels good? Mnh-mnh.

367
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:51,667
The best thing
for a broken heart is distraction.

368
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,961
Now get your ass up out that bed
and into that suit!

369
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,545
I don't have a broken heart.

370
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,630
Really?

371
00:20:56,713 --> 00:21:00,175
You know she dumped you for Fousey, right?
That's that YouTube guy.

372
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:04,137
I never seen you in yoga pants,
but you might not win the champ...

373
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,932
How did you even know about this?
We broke up eight hours ago.

374
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,518
Ah. Lana follows Alexa on The Gram.

375
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,938
Jesus! Everybody at school's
gonna be talking about this.

376
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:16,566
Mnh-mnh-mnh. So let's give them
something else to talk about.

377
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,946
Look, son. First loves...

378
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:22,990
they don't mean shit.

379
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,700
Nice, Dad.

380
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:25,659
Yeah.

381
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:29,413
I know something
that's gonna cheer you up.

382
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,541
Lana's little sister just got dumped, too.

383
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:36,169
- You do realize that's my aunt, right?
- Step-auntie. Lana!

384
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,129
What's up, babe?

385
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:40,215
I was thinking we could hook Cam up
with Piper.

386
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,676
O-M-G!

387
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:45,262
You guys would have,
like, the cutest babies ever.

388
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,346
Piper's hot.

389
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,890
I've dated hot girls, Dad.

390
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:53,145
Maybe I want a girl
that's more than just... hot.

391
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:27,179
Whoa.

392
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,224
Is that a good whoa?

393
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:35,437
My interview is in ten minutes,
and Fiona got me this outfit.

394
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,690
And I don't...

395
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,076
- Freddie!
- What?

396
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,328
I said, do I look okay?

397
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:55,665
Oh, you, you look... like a model.

398
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,210
I'm gonna go to my locker.

399
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,963
So weird.

400
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,173
Hey, Dani.

401
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:06,468
Oh. Uh. Hey.

402
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,095
You look really nice.

403
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,930
Thanks.

404
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:13,141
I have
a really important scholarship interview.

405
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,976
Oh, wow.

406
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,686
We missed you at Biggie's.

407
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:21,358
Oh, yeah. I, um, I...
we were crazy busy at the clinic.

408
00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:24,069
Ah. You didn't miss anything.
You know.

409
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:28,782
Except for, uh, what TMZ is reporting
as the most epic high school break up.

410
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,366
Yeah.

411
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:33,538
That was insensitive.
I shouldn't have said that.

412
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,931
- No. It's fine, you know.
- Sorry.

413
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,581
It's cool. Yeah.

414
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,542
I still owe you a burger.

415
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,877
Veggie burger, that is, yeah.

416
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:44,172
I'm having a party Saturday.
If you're around, you should come.

417
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,968
Um... yeah.

418
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:50,637
- Oh?
- Yeah. I think I could probably...

419
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,056
- Oh.
- Ooh. I didn't...

420
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:56,536
I wanted to make sure that was closed.

421
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:57,644
Okay.

422
00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,689
- I think I could swing that. Mm-hmm.
- It's at noon.

423
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:04,025
- I'll see you then?
- Cool! I will see you then.

424
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,902
- See you then, right? Yeah.
- Cool.

425
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:08,905
- Oh.
- Yeah.

426
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:11,975
- Your class this way?
- I'm, uh...

427
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:15,120
No. I forgot my paper clips,

428
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,955
- so I'm just gonna...
- Paper clips.

429
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:19,207
- Yeah.
- That's... yeah.

430
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,960
- I broke my stapler.
- Oh, what's up?

431
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:24,504
Hi.

432
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:29,217
- Hey, Lily.
- You're a very brave boy, very brave.

433
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,636
And... Voilà, like that.

434
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,055
That guy will never
have to pay puppy support.

435
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:37,142
- Oh, my God, guess what.
- You aced your interview.

436
00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:39,519
- No. I mean, yes, uh, they loved me.
- Ah!

437
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,980
- Fantastic!
- But that's not it.

438
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:44,900
Cameron Drake asked me out for real.

439
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,945
That is fan-fricking-tastic!

440
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,363
- Right?
- No!

441
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,990
I don't have anything to wear.

442
00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:54,117
I can't wear my interview outfit
to a party.

443
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:57,204
- No, no, no, no, no.
- My dad gave me his credit card.

444
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,164
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

445
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:01,750
You have come to the right place.

446
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,084
I...

447
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:07,839
I'm going to make you look
like the hottest person at that party,

448
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:16,973
Hello?

449
00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:20,727
Hello?

450
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,071
You lost?

451
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:34,866
Wow, you look really nice.

452
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:35,867
Thanks.

453
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,203
Uh, the party's this way.

454
00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:39,579
Come on.

455
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,797
I did tell you
this was a pool party, right?

456
00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:08,441
Hey, Dani! Prom's not for three months!

457
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:13,613
- Holy God.
- Don't listen to him.

458
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,282
I got you.

459
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:16,908
Come on. Let's go.

460
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,077
No, he's right.

461
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,205
I look like NENE Leakes
on Dancing with the Stars.

462
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,082
No, no, no. I don't agree with that.

463
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:27,377
Oh, my God,
is that Never-Been-Dicked Dani?

464
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:30,380
She looks kinda hot.

465
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:33,216
Let's see what Alexa thinks.

466
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:42,267
- Are you 21? I'm just kidding.
- Yeah.

467
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,686
Here you go.
Yeah, you like that? Get out of here.

468
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:46,229
- What's up?
- Hey, there he is!

469
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,440
- What's up? You guys remember Dani?
- What up?

470
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:49,816
- Hey! Dani.
- Dani.

471
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:51,359
Dani.

472
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,653
- Cameron here has been waiting for you.
- Ah, whoa.

473
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:54,779
I like that dress.

474
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:55,864
Yeah, you want some?

475
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,408
- Uh, maybe later.
- Come on.

476
00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:00,201
It's early.

477
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,494
All right. More for me.

478
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:02,746
- Enjoy.
- Save me some.

479
00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,039
Yeah, maybe.

480
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,915
You guys have fun, all right?

481
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:06,999
Yeah.

482
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,627
Him and Dani though?

483
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,129
- Right?
- Golly.

484
00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:13,715
Hey! Hold my legs.
Come on, let's do this!

485
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,383
- All right.
- I'm the Kegenator!

486
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,136
Yo, Jimbo! Come over here,
put this thing in my mouth!

487
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,972
- Kegenator. Let's do this.
- Three, two, one. Here we go.

488
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:21,973
Yeah, baby!

489
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,225
I love beer!

490
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,191
Drown that bitch.

491
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,945
Oh, hey, Dani.

492
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,656
OMG, perfect.

493
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:39,824
I hate you.

494
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:41,993
We're gonna play beer pong.

495
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,788
- Holly, you wanna come?
- Oh! Yeah. Hold this.

496
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,082
Thank you.

497
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:49,542
- Shannon.
- Yeah?

498
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:50,752
Holly needs a partner.

499
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,295
What?

500
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,463
Oh!

501
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,803
- How do I, like...
- I mean, you can throw right here.

502
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:03,640
- You can go and bounce. Either way.
- You make it in, we give the balls back.

503
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:05,850
Oh.

504
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,394
Kiss it.

505
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,772
Mnh-mnh. It's our turn now.

506
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:12,565
Well, I kinda suck.

507
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:16,027
- You were supposed to be...
- It wasn't even your turn.

508
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:43,805
Okay.

509
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,056
Carry on.

510
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,034
Bye!

511
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,120
Bye!

512
00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:08,580
See you later, bro.

513
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,337
The water's nice.

514
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:19,466
Want to jump in?

515
00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:21,676
Oh. No, thanks.

516
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:26,389
You sure?
You can borrow one of Lana's suits.

517
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:32,729
I can't swim.

518
00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,607
Really?

519
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,066
Let me teach you.

520
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:40,111
- I'm kinda good at it. I'm a'ight.
- Oh, wow!

521
00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:42,781
Handsome and humble.

522
00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:46,367
You think I'm handsome?

523
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:51,748
This can't be right.

524
00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:56,419
- Oh!
- Oh, Jesus!

525
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,671
- Freddie!
- What is on your face?

526
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:02,342
- I'm getting ready for a date.
- With who? A war chief?

527
00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:05,845
It's called contouring and highlighting.

528
00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:08,973
- What do you want?
- Have you seen Dani?

529
00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:12,852
Didn't she tell you? I gave her
the day off to go to Cameron's party.

530
00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:15,355
Oh, yeah, right.

531
00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:18,608
Um, that was today. Great. I'll just...

532
00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:21,820
- I'll just give her a call.
- Okay.

533
00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:49,973
Uh...

534
00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:57,564
For the record,
Lana doesn't own any one pieces.

535
00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:00,483
Just to warn you.

536
00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:21,963
Hi.

537
00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:28,011
Now kick.

538
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,431
- Continuously.
- Oh.

539
00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:32,849
I knew that.

540
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,185
You have to relax your body.

541
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,520
Oh.

542
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:39,898
You mean like this?

543
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,568
No, I mean like this.

544
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:45,904
Oh, yeah, that was way better.

545
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,322
- Okay.
- Congratulations.

546
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:48,406
Okay, okay.

547
00:31:48,489 --> 00:31:49,699
Back to work.

548
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,662
Where are we going?

549
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,289
You trust me?

550
00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:58,666
I guess so.

551
00:32:06,132 --> 00:32:07,759
- What?
- Uh, nothing.

552
00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:09,135
I'm just...

553
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,639
wondering why we've never hung out before.

554
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:15,892
Why do you think? Your girlfriend.

555
00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:18,144
Ex-girlfriend.

556
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:21,147
I just don't get it.

557
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:24,567
Like, you're so nice and she's just...

558
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,069
- Alexa?
- What?

559
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,240
Look...

560
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:36,788
I know she was mean to you before,
but she was just jealous.

561
00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:41,626
Of me? Why?

562
00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:43,855
Because she knew I had a crush on you.

563
00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:47,048
Oh. What? I...

564
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:51,594
Ooh, I got ya. I got ya.

565
00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,638
I got you.

566
00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:55,264
I got you.

567
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:03,939
Cam!

568
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:05,482
Honey, hi.

569
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,193
Where does your dad keep the weed?

570
00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:08,528
Uh...

571
00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:11,531
I don't know.

572
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,825
I didn't even know he smoked, so...

573
00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:16,911
- I'm sorry.
- Lana... Wait, wait. I got you.

574
00:33:18,037 --> 00:33:19,037
You okay?

575
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,417
That was the most fun I've had
in the water in a long time.

576
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,876
Well, you're a good teacher.

577
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,962
Well, you're a good student.

578
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:30,341
A few more lessons and you'll be ready
to swim in the ocean at the Bonfire.

579
00:33:46,649 --> 00:33:52,572
I wasn't really planning
on going to that thing.

580
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:55,616
That thing?

581
00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:58,953
That thing is a senior rite of passage.

582
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:03,124
There's dope music. People are drinking
and dancing on the sand.

583
00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:06,007
When it gets late, everyone cuddles up
next to the bonfire to get warm.

584
00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:08,046
It's awesome. You got to go.

585
00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:11,257
Do I?

586
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:12,717
Yes. Everyone goes.

587
00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:17,096
Okay, um...

588
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,264
- Yeah.
- Okay.

589
00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:20,308
You should go. You should definitely...

590
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,726
I'm gonna go.

591
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:22,852
Yeah.

592
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:27,523
- Thank you. It's just my car is...
- Everything work?

593
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:28,733
- No, it's fine.
- Okay.

594
00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:31,027
- It's sometimes the circuit is...
- Oh!

595
00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,196
Cool, cool. Yeah, just, um...

596
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,532
- get home safe and hit me.
- I had a lot of fun.

597
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:38,534
- I had so much fun.
- Yeah, me, too.

598
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:39,827
I'm glad you came.

599
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,080
Okay.

600
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:45,708
- Uh... Your lights. Lights.
- Oh, sh...

601
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,085
Oh, my God.

602
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,420
- There it is. It's not raining.
- Yeah, I got...

603
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:54,592
Yo, are you serious?

604
00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:57,428
No, so you bring up the Senior Bonfire,

605
00:34:57,512 --> 00:35:01,015
you tell her she has to go,
you know everyone's bringing a date,

606
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,184
and yet you don't ask her?

607
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:04,143
- I know.
- What?

608
00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,353
I know, I messed up.

609
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:07,146
I'm not used to this.

610
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:08,397
She's not Alexa.

611
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,774
Thank God.

612
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:11,943
She's a normal person.

613
00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:13,361
She's deeper than Alexa.

614
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:16,739
She probably cares about things
like thinking and feeling.

615
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:22,912
Yo, you might actually
have to put in some work on this one.

616
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:26,082
You're right. I'm gonna ask her out.

617
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:27,875
I got this.

618
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:50,856
Got you, got you.

619
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,776
Oh, uh.

620
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:54,944
Thank you.

621
00:35:55,027 --> 00:35:56,237
You're welcome.

622
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:04,078
So did you catch
Neil deGrasse Tyson's TED Talk?

623
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,581
Uh, no.

624
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,207
Wow, it was so enlightening.

625
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,043
I'll have to check it out.

626
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,337
Thank you.

627
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,089
You're welcome.

628
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,801
I called ahead to make sure
they have veggie burgers.

629
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:20,928
Oh, that's very sweet of you. Thank you.

630
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,221
No prob.

631
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:27,393
So, um, you know, I was thinking.

632
00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:29,478
- You know, uh...
- Hey, Cameron.

633
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:31,689
Oh, hey.

634
00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,649
This is my boyfriend Fowsee.

635
00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,693
You're cute, babe.

636
00:36:35,776 --> 00:36:37,904
- Fousey. Nice to meet you.
- You, too.

637
00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:38,821
Fousey?

638
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:41,741
Oh, my God!
My sister's a huge fan of yours.

639
00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:44,076
Everyone is.
He has like ten million followers.

640
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,704
Uh, 12.7,
but who's counting, right?

641
00:36:46,787 --> 00:36:50,666
Oh, she would kill me if I didn't get
a photo with you. Do you mind?

642
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,002
Let's do it.
Make sure you get my ass in the shot.

643
00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:54,337
- Of course.
- Ready?

644
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,546
- All right.
- ? Back, back ?

645
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,089
- ? Back it up ?
- You're so funny.

646
00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:58,174
Do it. Sorry.

647
00:36:58,257 --> 00:37:00,468
- ? Back it up ?
- Cool.

648
00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:02,493
- Awesome!
- Tag me.

649
00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:07,391
Most boring diary ever.

650
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:11,687
Oh, my God!

651
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,522
That's Fousey with sis.

652
00:37:20,821 --> 00:37:23,741
I hope that wasn't
too weird earlier?

653
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:27,787
- This is what I really wanted to show you.
- You do know I've seen the ocean before.

654
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,206
All right, smarty pants.

655
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:32,333
Have you seen this?

656
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:37,296
Oh, my God.

657
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,756
Pretty cool, huh?

658
00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:40,633
What is it?

659
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,844
Bioluminescent plankton.

660
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,768
Normally you'd need a microscope
to see it, but we're in an algal bloom.

661
00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:48,516
Dope, huh?

662
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:49,850
It's beautiful.

663
00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:52,228
I mean, dope.

664
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,814
How do you know so much about this?

665
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:57,358
I've been into this since I was a kid.

666
00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:01,654
As corny as it sounds,
my dream is to study marine biology.

667
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,491
I even applied to UCLA
because of their program.

668
00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:07,868
It's not corny.

669
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,453
You're lucky.

670
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,330
You found two things you love.

671
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,671
What was that?

672
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:20,715
I love swimming.

673
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:23,759
But if I had to choose,
I'd definitely choose this.

674
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,386
Why do you have to choose?

675
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:27,763
My dad.

676
00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:31,517
He wants me to go to the Olympics
then take over his dealership.

677
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,687
If I told him I wanted to go to school,
he'd lose his shit.

678
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:37,814
Oh.

679
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:42,653
If you know in your heart
what you want to do...

680
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:45,239
you should just tell him.

681
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,907
I'm sure he'll get it.

682
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,166
You're the first person
I've ever brought here.

683
00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:59,920
I must be special.

684
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,382
You are.

685
00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:12,600
I'd love for you to go
to the Bonfire with me.

686
00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:17,312
Uh...

687
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,775
Uh...

688
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:25,780
I'm... Yes.
I'm a huge fan of fire, so, that'd be...

689
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:05,694
Taylor!

690
00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:07,238
Yes?

691
00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:10,366
Quit reading my diary!
And eavesdropping at my door.

692
00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:11,617
I wasn't!

693
00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:16,122
I just happened to be walking by,
with your new phone.

694
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,082
I had an upgrade.

695
00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:20,126
Wait, how do you know my password?

696
00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,628
Come on. "Puppies, one, two, three?"

697
00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:49,572
Hey.

698
00:40:58,164 --> 00:41:00,875
This is it. All right.

699
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:05,129
- All right.
- Soak him. Look at you. Very professional.

700
00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:07,923
Gonna be a lot of hair.

701
00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:13,684
You wanna know Shannon's first kiss?
Tell them.

702
00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:17,766
It was Miss Spring Fling, 2002...

703
00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:42,625
Oh, my God, did you hear?

704
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:43,708
What?

705
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:49,507
- Fousey dumped Alexa?
- Shh! Nobody knows yet.

706
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,649
Unbelievable!

707
00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,234
Hey!

708
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,028
Thank God.

709
00:42:11,111 --> 00:42:13,215
Thought I was gonna have
to start digging holes to find you.

710
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,407
Nice to see you, Freddie.

711
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:18,077
Wow, got a new phone, too.

712
00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:20,579
What's that supposed to mean?

713
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:22,665
Nothing. Never mind.

714
00:42:22,748 --> 00:42:26,293
I was just, uh, texting you
to remind you about the Bar...

715
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,628
Bar Mitzvah?

716
00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:29,880
Yes, I remember.

717
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:33,008
Saturday at seven.
I wouldn't forget your first paying gig.

718
00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:37,721
- Or the fact that you need a ride.
- Good.

719
00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:40,182
- I was thinking after the Bar Mitzvah...
- Dani!

720
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:42,977
- You and I can go to Biggie's together.
- Hi!

721
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,353
How you doing?

722
00:42:45,437 --> 00:42:46,939
Hey, Freddie!

723
00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:49,483
Hey! What's up, bro?

724
00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:52,653
- Yeah, those some nice shoes.
- Oh, uh, thank you.

725
00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:54,738
Yeah. Oh, I got something for you.

726
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:55,823
Oh?

727
00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:57,157
It's...

728
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,118
- What is it?
- It's for Hodor.

729
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,537
- I thought it may cheer him up.
- My gosh.

730
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,038
How's his fundraiser going?

731
00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:05,583
Well, with your donation of $100,

732
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:08,460
we now have $100.

733
00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:11,422
- It's all good. You'll get there.
- Yeah, it's all good, yo.

734
00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:12,923
See, he got it.

735
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,592
What? What?

736
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,927
That's the sound
of math class right there.

737
00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:18,429
May I escort you to class?

738
00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:21,724
You may, sir.

739
00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:23,309
Bye, Freddie.

740
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:25,853
- Bye!
- Bye, Freddie. Good luck at the pep rally.

741
00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:28,188
- You got it.
- Yeah. "Good luck at the pep rally."

742
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,774
- Huh?
- Uh, nothing, I just said thanks!

743
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:31,858
All right.

744
00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:39,950
Everybody, let's give a warm welcome

745
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:44,288
to the Vista Valley
High School cheerleaders!

746
00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:46,332
Whoo!

747
00:43:47,374 --> 00:43:49,418
Come out, ladies. Looking good!

748
00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:52,671
Come on! Make some noise!

749
00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:58,719
Yeah! Come on, Cougars.

750
00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:00,512
Yeah! Valley Vista!

751
00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:07,269
Valley Vista! Yes! Go Cougars!

752
00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:10,814
Yeah!

753
00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:11,899
All right, ladies!

754
00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:46,809
Freddie.

755
00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:54,233
Freddie!

756
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:00,113
Kill the music!

757
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:02,949
Turn the lights on!

758
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:08,872
Thank you, ladies.

759
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:11,417
All right. Thank you, ladies.
That's enough.

760
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,044
Thank you, ladies and Randy.

761
00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:17,005
Suck my Dixon!

762
00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:20,384
Strike three, Broussard. My office! Now!

763
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,553
I did it for you!

764
00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:24,513
- Go on!
- I did it for you!

765
00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:26,723
Go on! Keep it moving.
Get out of here.

766
00:45:27,724 --> 00:45:30,185
- I'm watching you.
- Yes, sir.

767
00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,646
Figure it out.

768
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:35,733
All right! Let's give it up,
yo, one more time

769
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:37,651
for the Crazy Horse cheerleaders!

770
00:45:37,734 --> 00:45:42,531
Oh, and here's our cheer captain
Kimmy!

771
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:45,742
Thank you.

772
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:48,454
What is up, Cougar fans?

773
00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:51,582
Don't forget to sign up
for the Senior Bonfire committee.

774
00:45:51,665 --> 00:45:55,794
- There will be a barbecue, a bake off...
- And hopefully the rest of Kimmy's dance!

775
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,087
All right?

776
00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:59,465
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for.

777
00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:03,343
It's time to bring out some dudes who love
getting wet in their underwear.

778
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:07,139
You know them
as your returning state champs.

779
00:46:07,222 --> 00:46:10,851
I know them as dudes who get praised
for doing something I learned at age five.

780
00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:13,353
Let's bring out the freshman fish!

781
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:17,608
Here they are! Come on down! Whoo!

782
00:46:17,691 --> 00:46:18,859
Yeah!

783
00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:22,654
Hopefully a little faster in the water
than they are on the court. Huh? Yeah.

784
00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,823
All right, who's ready?

785
00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:28,202
Time to make these little heads
bald, shiny...

786
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,953
I see you saved me a seat.

787
00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:32,915
Oh, actually,
this seat is taken.

788
00:46:32,998 --> 00:46:34,625
I get it. You're pissed.

789
00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:38,337
But the good news is I'm done
with Fousey and...

790
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:39,922
I'm going to take you back.

791
00:46:41,256 --> 00:46:42,633
Actually, I'm not pissed.

792
00:46:42,716 --> 00:46:45,219
And it's exactly what I said,
someone else is sitting here.

793
00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:48,263
- Hi.
- Oh.

794
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:50,432
- Hi.
- Whoo!

795
00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:55,229
Everybody, look!
Alexa's standing in the way of love!

796
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:03,403
Broussard, get back to my office
and stay there!

797
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:04,863
Miguel, Holly.

798
00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:06,547
- We want to watch the pep rally.
- Yeah.

799
00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:11,245
And now for the sophomore ritual.

800
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:15,833
Shave! Shave! Shave!
Shave! Shave! Shave!

801
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,417
Shave! Shave!

802
00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:54,180
If your friend posts a picture
and she's really your friend,

803
00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:55,998
you have to respond
with something like,

804
00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:59,251
"OMG, perfect! Who needs Harvard
with hair like that?"

805
00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:02,004
Taylor, I just wanted you
to help me get donations.

806
00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:04,131
Oh. I don't know how to do that.

807
00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:07,968
I'll get it!

808
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:14,141
Hi! Is Dani here?

809
00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:15,976
Oh! Are you okay?

810
00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:18,854
Is she okay?

811
00:48:18,937 --> 00:48:22,149
She did the same thing when she met Olaf
at Disneyland. She's fine.

812
00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:26,069
I came to talk to you.

813
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:27,905
Sure, come on in.

814
00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:30,866
- I was a real bitch to you.
- Which time?

815
00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:31,992
I deserve that.

816
00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:34,911
I just came to say sorry.

817
00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:38,790
Last week at the pep rally,
people were doing the same thing to me

818
00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:40,709
that I had been doing to you and...

819
00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,669
I felt like shit.

820
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,254
Okay.

821
00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:46,632
I want us to be friends again.

822
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:49,384
- I don't know.
- Look...

823
00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:53,764
Remember this... from camp?

824
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,641
You were my best friend.

825
00:48:56,642 --> 00:49:01,521
We used to be really close, and I know
it's my fault that we're not anymore.

826
00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:06,068
I'm not saying we'll get back to that,
but I'd like to at least try.

827
00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:15,118
I can't believe you kept this.

828
00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:17,412
Awesome!

829
00:49:17,496 --> 00:49:20,499
Should we, like, hug or something?

830
00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:23,126
Oh, no, that's fine.
We don't have to...

831
00:49:25,754 --> 00:49:27,673
Oh, my God. It's gonna be great.

832
00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:32,052
This is so exciting! Oh, my God!
We're gonna be BFFs again.

833
00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:34,763
Well, I need to leave now, but...

834
00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:36,431
- Oh, okay.
- I'll see ya soon.

835
00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:38,642
Adios, bebita! Bye!

836
00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:41,728
Adios... Amiga.

837
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,438
Taylor, you can get up now.

838
00:49:44,981 --> 00:49:48,610
OMG, are you and Alexa like BFFs now?
This is gonna change my life.

839
00:49:53,615 --> 00:49:55,951
- My God.
- Let's get a pump in.

840
00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:57,034
What do you say?

841
00:49:57,577 --> 00:49:58,620
Oh, yeah.

842
00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:00,956
- Yeah!
- What are you doing?

843
00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:03,083
- You look like an idiot.
- Why?

844
00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:05,895
'Cause I got this sexy girl on my back
with her legs wrapped around my waist

845
00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,587
while I murder these squats?

846
00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:09,297
Ooh, you're just jealous.

847
00:50:09,381 --> 00:50:12,300
- In your dreams.
- Mm, looking good.

848
00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:14,761
Thanks. She'll be done by the Bonfire.

849
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,221
Maybe I can pick you up?

850
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,098
Maybe.

851
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,058
I'm really proud of you.

852
00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:23,228
I can't believe that Fox Sports wants
to do a story on you.

853
00:50:23,311 --> 00:50:24,396
That's awesome.

854
00:50:24,479 --> 00:50:27,107
Yeah,
as long as they don't ask me about school.

855
00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:28,191
That's all.

856
00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:30,986
I'm already nervous enough
about being on TV.

857
00:50:31,069 --> 00:50:32,779
Don't worry, I'll be there.

858
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:36,700
Get a room.

859
00:50:36,783 --> 00:50:37,909
Hey, guys!

860
00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:39,077
Look what I brought.

861
00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:41,538
- Cops.
- Best tequila in town.

862
00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:43,957
- Girl, I was blowing up your phone.
- I know.

863
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,792
- Hi, bebita!
- Oh.

864
00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:49,546
What is this?
Why are you guys hugging?

865
00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:53,925
Well, I apologized
for being a raging bitch,

866
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:55,677
but we're all friends now.

867
00:50:57,471 --> 00:51:01,391
- Dani's going shopping with us tomorrow.
- Wait, I am?

868
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:02,475
- She is?
- Yeah.

869
00:51:02,517 --> 00:51:04,728
- That's new.
- Come with us, Dani.

870
00:51:04,811 --> 00:51:07,272
She gets free stuff
if we post while she shops.

871
00:51:07,355 --> 00:51:08,940
- Yeah.
- I got school.

872
00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:11,943
- Don't you got work tomorrow?
- Um, yeah, yeah.

873
00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:16,072
I have to work on a fundraiser
for this dog.

874
00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:18,700
Why don't you do a GoFundMe, bebita?

875
00:51:19,534 --> 00:51:20,744
- I did.
- It's so simple.

876
00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:23,121
I posted it on my wall,

877
00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:27,292
but unless you're Kylie Jenner, you can't
really make any money from that stuff.

878
00:51:28,126 --> 00:51:29,336
Give me one sec.

879
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:34,216
You sure you wanna do this?
This is Alexa we're talking about.

880
00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:37,427
I know, but we said
we were gonna try to be friends.

881
00:51:37,511 --> 00:51:39,679
I don't trust her.

882
00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:42,098
I'll be fine.

883
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,101
- Cam, come on.
- If you say so.

884
00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:50,023
It's settled!

885
00:51:50,106 --> 00:51:52,317
You're coming with us tomorrow.

886
00:51:55,195 --> 00:52:00,325
Whoa! Oh, my gosh!
Alexa, thank you so much!

887
00:52:00,408 --> 00:52:01,243
Of course.

888
00:52:01,326 --> 00:52:03,411
Cam, this is crazy.

889
00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:06,623
Hey, let's celebrate.
Let's take a selfie together. Come on!

890
00:52:06,706 --> 00:52:08,375
I guess I'm going shopping.

891
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,294
Guys, let's take a selfie.

892
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,214
- Cheese!
- Guys!

893
00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:31,356
Sit down, Miguel.

894
00:52:31,439 --> 00:52:33,441
- Ooh!
- It looks like you have palsy.

895
00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:37,070
Lame!

896
00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:39,990
Hey, I texted you like
five minutes ago about my pic.

897
00:52:40,073 --> 00:52:41,449
Why haven't you liked it yet?

898
00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:42,909
Because it's lame.

899
00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:44,828
- What?
- Miguel?

900
00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:46,079
Thank you.

901
00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:48,206
I thought your photo was nice.

902
00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:49,457
Thank you.

903
00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:50,750
Whoo!

904
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:52,669
Let's take a selfie, guys!

905
00:52:54,045 --> 00:52:57,299
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

906
00:53:07,601 --> 00:53:09,144
What is she doing?

907
00:53:14,232 --> 00:53:16,985
Hola, babies.
Today I'm going to show you

908
00:53:17,068 --> 00:53:18,653
some of my favorite stores in Malibu.

909
00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:21,031
Hey, can you move?

910
00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:24,034
No, no, no. Not you, bebita.

911
00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:25,785
Miguel, you're in my shot.

912
00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:28,121
Come here.

913
00:53:30,123 --> 00:53:31,291
Let's go.

914
00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:37,797
Oh, my God, they're so cute.

915
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:40,467
You should definitely get them.

916
00:53:41,009 --> 00:53:43,678
Holly and the girls are in Malibu.
You guys wanna hit 'em up?

917
00:53:44,429 --> 00:53:46,014
No, I'm good.

918
00:53:46,097 --> 00:53:47,182
Oh, my God.

919
00:53:47,265 --> 00:53:51,227
We have over 50,000 likes
on one of our pics. Squad goals!

920
00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:53,146
Good for you, Miguel.

921
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:55,482
I can't believe you are getting
all this for free.

922
00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:58,985
Look, these shoes are $400.

923
00:53:59,527 --> 00:54:01,947
Oh, my bad, shoes aren't included.

924
00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:03,823
But you have
your dad's credit card, right?

925
00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,117
- Yeah!
- Great!

926
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:09,412
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm not sure if I brought it.

927
00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:11,414
- That one.
- Thank you.

928
00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:16,962
Great, great, great. Now we have options
for Kid Ink's party tonight.

929
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:18,630
- Ooh!
- Kid Ink?

930
00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:20,799
Yeah. You're invited, bebita.

931
00:54:20,882 --> 00:54:23,426
- Yeah, come with us.
- Yeah, come.

932
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:25,136
Oh!

933
00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:27,013
You don't have to sell me on Kid Ink!

934
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,323
Dani, it's Freddie again.

935
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:48,076
Just checking your ETA.
Where the hell are you?

936
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:02,215
- Phones need to be turned over.
- It's okay. You'll get it back.

937
00:55:02,298 --> 00:55:04,384
Yeah. Thank you.

938
00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:43,339
Oh, no, I don't do shots.

939
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:45,925
- Oh.
- Dani, come on!

940
00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:48,261
- Do it.
- Yeah!

941
00:55:50,930 --> 00:55:52,682
- Oh.
- Let's do another one!

942
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,642
- Another round, please.
- Oh, my God!

943
00:55:54,726 --> 00:55:57,270
I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
I'll be right back.

944
00:55:57,353 --> 00:55:59,397
Come on! Okay, okay, okay!

945
00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:00,481
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

946
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:06,029
Screw it.

947
00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:17,498
Oh.

948
00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:21,711
Hi, old boy.

949
00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:25,048
Ah. I know.

950
00:56:26,132 --> 00:56:27,926
Yo! You trying to steal my dog?

951
00:56:28,009 --> 00:56:29,552
Oh, no, um...

952
00:56:30,512 --> 00:56:31,888
Oh, my God.

953
00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:35,100
You're Kid Ink.

954
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,895
I'm sorry.
I was looking for the bathroom and...

955
00:56:38,978 --> 00:56:41,564
- Yo, yo. Don't worry about it. It's okay.
- Okay.

956
00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:45,402
Ozzie doesn't get along with many people
so you must be a dog person.

957
00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:49,114
I am. I volunteer at a rescue.

958
00:56:49,197 --> 00:56:50,990
- Oh, yeah, which rescue?
- Bark.

959
00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:52,659
Oh, really? Yeah, that's crazy.

960
00:56:52,742 --> 00:56:54,786
I got Ozzie from Bark
when he was a puppy.

961
00:56:54,869 --> 00:56:57,664
Oh, that's crazy! I volunteer at Bark.

962
00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,499
- I just said that.
- Yeah.

963
00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:01,876
- I really like your dog.
- Yeah. Thank you.

964
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,922
- And, uh, your name was?
- Dani Barnes.

965
00:57:06,005 --> 00:57:07,257
"Dani Barnes."

966
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:09,717
- Nice to meet you, Dani.
- Nice to meet you.

967
00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:13,263
Thank you for everything you do.
I love animals, so I'm into it all.

968
00:57:13,346 --> 00:57:15,098
There you are!

969
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,435
Hola, Ink.

970
00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:19,727
Bes.

971
00:57:20,895 --> 00:57:22,063
Good to see you.

972
00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:23,857
- Hi.
- You look amazing.

973
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:25,817
- Thank you.
- Ink, we need you here!

974
00:57:27,318 --> 00:57:30,363
I gotta get out of here.
It was good to meet you, Miss Barnes.

975
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:31,865
Nice, nice to...

976
00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:33,533
Bye, Mr. Ink!

977
00:57:34,909 --> 00:57:36,911
- Oh, my God!
- That's crazy.

978
00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:39,622
- Where are you right now?
- I'm trying to find Dani.

979
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,584
- All right?
- Dani's where Dani is, okay?

980
00:57:42,667 --> 00:57:44,461
The boys are where the boys are.

981
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,068
All right, ladies, it's been a joy.

982
00:58:19,245 --> 00:58:20,497
Oh, shit, my laptop!

983
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:22,999
My laptop! Stop!

984
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:26,669
Hey, come on, Dude! Dude!
Stop the car!

985
00:58:57,325 --> 00:58:59,035
We need to get some food in you.

986
00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:08,086
You know, he actually looks like
a nice person when he's sleeping.

987
00:59:09,170 --> 00:59:10,672
I'm sorry, that was mean.

988
00:59:12,131 --> 00:59:14,342
Don't apologize. Hey.

989
00:59:19,013 --> 00:59:20,723
I can see why Cameron likes you.

990
00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:22,808
Oh...

991
00:59:23,601 --> 00:59:25,603
Oh, is that weird to bring up?

992
00:59:26,187 --> 00:59:29,732
No, no.
I mean, as long as it's not weird for you.

993
00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:31,985
No way! I've moved on.

994
00:59:33,987 --> 00:59:37,156
One vegetable frittata.
One huevos rancheros.

995
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,533
Thank you very much, sir.

996
00:59:38,616 --> 00:59:40,577
Gracias, Alfred.

997
00:59:43,621 --> 00:59:46,291
- Can I tell you something?
- Sure.

998
00:59:46,374 --> 00:59:48,543
That whole prank thing at camp...

999
00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:52,005
I did it because I was jealous.

1000
00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:53,464
I know.

1001
00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:56,634
Cameron told me that
you knew he had a crush on me.

1002
00:59:56,718 --> 00:59:57,802
What?

1003
00:59:58,428 --> 00:59:59,262
No.

1004
00:59:59,345 --> 01:00:02,098
I was jealous because
my parents had just split up,

1005
01:00:02,181 --> 01:00:03,683
and yours were still together.

1006
01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:06,811
I had no idea.

1007
01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:09,856
I was always jealous of you.

1008
01:00:11,357 --> 01:00:13,860
Everyone in school worships you.

1009
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,738
Look at all of this.

1010
01:00:16,821 --> 01:00:18,114
You live like a...

1011
01:00:19,824 --> 01:00:20,992
princess.

1012
01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:27,915
I wish I could just be normal
and eat a freaking donut.

1013
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:31,336
Every day it's like, "Mija, date him.

1014
01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:33,880
Don't wear that.
Spit that out, you look fat!"

1015
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:37,175
- Someone said that to you?
- Yeah, my mom.

1016
01:00:38,509 --> 01:00:40,845
Every part of my life just feels fake.

1017
01:00:40,928 --> 01:00:43,264
I don't even know who I am sometimes.

1018
01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:48,436
No, you're Alexa Medina.

1019
01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:52,231
You're beautiful and you're funny...

1020
01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,400
and smart.

1021
01:00:57,445 --> 01:00:59,572
I didn't know you were paying attention.

1022
01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:01,949
Well, it's not like...

1023
01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:05,745
"I'm obsessed with your life!"

1024
01:01:07,955 --> 01:01:12,293
You know, but my sister,
she watches you 24/7.

1025
01:01:12,377 --> 01:01:15,046
If she were here, this is what she'd say.
Are you ready?

1026
01:01:15,129 --> 01:01:18,049
"I watch you on YouTube.

1027
01:01:18,132 --> 01:01:21,803
I watch you on Instagram..."

1028
01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:25,431
- Shit!
- What?

1029
01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:26,432
- Freddie!
- What?

1030
01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:28,184
- Oh, my God!
- What?

1031
01:01:28,267 --> 01:01:30,186
I'm gonna... oh, my God!

1032
01:01:30,269 --> 01:01:31,896
- I'm gonna puke.
- No, no, no, no.

1033
01:01:31,979 --> 01:01:35,316
The bathroom's down that hallway,
the fifth door on the right. No!

1034
01:01:37,318 --> 01:01:38,820
- Sorry.
- Alfred!

1035
01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:40,862
Come on!

1036
01:01:43,324 --> 01:01:46,202
Whoa, Dani, you look great.

1037
01:01:46,285 --> 01:01:48,329
Danielle, you've blossomed this year.

1038
01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:49,706
Oh, pervert.

1039
01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:51,541
Come on! Broussard, let's go.

1040
01:01:51,624 --> 01:01:53,209
- If you're gonna...
- My office!

1041
01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:56,421
Freddie, answer your phone.
You can't ignore me forever.

1042
01:02:01,134 --> 01:02:07,807
Ba-ruch a-tah
a-do-Nai eh-lo-hay-nu meh-lech ha-o-lahm.

1043
01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,643
- A-Sher ba-char.
- Freddie...

1044
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:14,564
That's a bit of the blessing
that a boy says at a Bar Mitzvah.

1045
01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:16,287
It's a part of the blessing that I missed

1046
01:02:16,357 --> 01:02:19,318
because my best friend forgot
to pick me up.

1047
01:02:20,319 --> 01:02:23,948
I had to play my first paying gig for free
because I was two hours late.

1048
01:02:24,031 --> 01:02:26,367
Okay, I tried calling you,
but you didn't answer.

1049
01:02:26,451 --> 01:02:30,371
One second, I was in Malibu shopping
and the next at Kid Ink's party!

1050
01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:31,664
I lost track of time!

1051
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,708
Yeah, you couldn't have texted or...?

1052
01:02:33,791 --> 01:02:35,293
They took our phones at the door.

1053
01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:37,211
It's this weird celebrity thing.
I don't know.

1054
01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:39,005
Oh, excuse me.

1055
01:02:39,088 --> 01:02:41,924
I didn't realize you hang out
with these people for a couple weeks

1056
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,008
and you're a celebrity.

1057
01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:44,927
Look...

1058
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,720
I messed up.

1059
01:02:47,388 --> 01:02:48,723
I'm sorry.

1060
01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:51,559
I don't accept your apology.

1061
01:02:51,642 --> 01:02:53,561
Why are you being such a jerk?

1062
01:02:53,644 --> 01:02:55,521
- Why are you so selfish?
- I'm selfish?

1063
01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:56,481
Yeah.

1064
01:02:56,564 --> 01:03:00,568
I'm sorry, you wanted me
to skip hanging out with Kid Ink

1065
01:03:00,651 --> 01:03:03,821
so that I could drive you
to some 13-year-old's birthday party?

1066
01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:06,949
I just had the best night of my life.
Why can't you be happy for me?

1067
01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,242
Fine.

1068
01:03:09,535 --> 01:03:10,620
I'm happy for you.

1069
01:03:10,703 --> 01:03:13,372
Have fun with
your new fake friends.

1070
01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:17,043
Just because they're cool
and you're not, Freddie...

1071
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:20,171
- doesn't mean they're fake.
- No, they're fake.

1072
01:03:20,838 --> 01:03:24,675
It's just that you fit in now
so you don't realize it.

1073
01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:46,280
So, how's it going with Freddie?

1074
01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:47,824
It's not.

1075
01:03:48,699 --> 01:03:51,577
What? So, you guys still haven't talked?

1076
01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:53,996
Can we please change the subject?

1077
01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:59,001
Okay, have you heard back
about the scholarship yet?

1078
01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:00,085
No.

1079
01:04:00,127 --> 01:04:03,756
By "change the subject," I mean
to something that's not stressing me out.

1080
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,675
All right, all right.

1081
01:04:05,758 --> 01:04:06,884
Um, well...

1082
01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:10,304
Well, we can talk about this.

1083
01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:11,388
What is it?

1084
01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:16,185
Well, you know,
my acceptance letter to UCLA. Yeah.

1085
01:04:16,269 --> 01:04:20,022
Some girl told me to follow my heart.
I figured, "Why don't I follow my heart?"

1086
01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:22,024
Cam, this is amazing!

1087
01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:24,777
What did your dad say?

1088
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:28,781
I haven't exactly told him,

1089
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,242
but with the meet tonight and um...

1090
01:04:31,325 --> 01:04:33,494
and the Fox Sports thing after, I...

1091
01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:36,622
- Hello!
- Oh, my God.

1092
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,876
- Holy shit.
- What?

1093
01:04:41,335 --> 01:04:43,170
Alexa just texted me.

1094
01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:45,715
I'm gonna be on
Hashtag Reality High this week.

1095
01:04:45,798 --> 01:04:47,884
Taylor is gonna flip!

1096
01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:49,176
Oh.

1097
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:50,761
I have to go meet the girls.

1098
01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:54,056
But, um, I'll see you later at the meet.

1099
01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:56,142
Yeah, sure. Um...

1100
01:04:56,225 --> 01:04:58,436
- Oh.
- You're gonna kill it. Later, babe!

1101
01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:13,969
Thanks for coming out.
You're gonna see something special today.

1102
01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:15,745
- Heard great things.
- Meet my son Cam.

1103
01:05:15,828 --> 01:05:17,038
- How you doing?
- Great.

1104
01:05:17,121 --> 01:05:18,581
- Good to meet you.
- Likewise.

1105
01:05:18,664 --> 01:05:20,625
- You ready to get started?
- We sure are.

1106
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:25,171
- Dad's excited.
- You don't know the half of it.

1107
01:05:25,254 --> 01:05:27,757
All right.

1108
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,634
So, Cameron, tell me.

1109
01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:32,011
What's it like to be called
the next Michael Phelps?

1110
01:05:32,970 --> 01:05:34,764
Aw, man, well...

1111
01:05:34,847 --> 01:05:37,183
Oops.

1112
01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:39,310
- You guys.
- Shh.

1113
01:05:39,393 --> 01:05:41,187
Sorry! Sorry.

1114
01:05:41,270 --> 01:05:43,606
You guys, come.

1115
01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:45,608
- Shh!
- Sit, sit, sit up here.

1116
01:05:45,691 --> 01:05:47,443
Look, I'm sorry about that.

1117
01:05:47,526 --> 01:05:49,403
Shit, sorry.

1118
01:05:50,529 --> 01:05:51,864
Don't mind us!

1119
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:52,948
Shh.

1120
01:05:53,741 --> 01:05:57,370
It's all good. So, people are saying
you're the next Michael Phelps.

1121
01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:01,082
Well, man,
I wouldn't say all that, right?

1122
01:06:01,165 --> 01:06:02,667
Now, don't be modest.

1123
01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:06,295
You've built this program to
national prominence one stroke at a time.

1124
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:08,464
He said stroke!

1125
01:06:10,841 --> 01:06:13,469
Um, can you just...

1126
01:06:13,552 --> 01:06:16,847
Can you just give me one second?
I'm sorry.

1127
01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:22,979
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Hey, Cameron!

1128
01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:24,939
Oh, okay.

1129
01:06:26,315 --> 01:06:27,733
What the hell are you doing?

1130
01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,735
I'm supporting you.

1131
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:33,030
How? By missing my meet,
then showing up drunk?

1132
01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:36,158
- Oh.
- Did you see how pissed my dad was?

1133
01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:37,952
I still have to talk to him about UCLA.

1134
01:06:38,035 --> 01:06:41,872
Okay, hashtag first-world problems.

1135
01:06:41,956 --> 01:06:43,374
Okay, Alexa.

1136
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:48,087
Hey, don't be mad at me just because
you're too scared to talk to your dad.

1137
01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:49,964
I can't believe you.

1138
01:06:50,047 --> 01:06:52,800
Why?
What is your worst case scenario here?

1139
01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:54,802
Okay, you go to college?

1140
01:06:54,885 --> 01:06:57,221
- Go to the Olympics?
- Keep it down.

1141
01:06:57,304 --> 01:06:59,557
You go to college and the Olympics?

1142
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:03,060
I don't know if I can go to my dream
school, because I can't afford it.

1143
01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:05,646
And you're here bitching about
all your options.

1144
01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:07,189
You don't get it.

1145
01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,025
I do, actually.

1146
01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:10,359
It's simple.

1147
01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:15,823
You go to your dad, and you say,
"Hey, Dad, I'm going to UCLA!"

1148
01:07:15,906 --> 01:07:17,706
- Please be quiet.
- Is that true?

1149
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:22,538
- You need to get back to the interview.
- Uh...

1150
01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:25,458
- Just give me a second, Dad, please.
- One minute.

1151
01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:29,503
- I didn't know he was standing...
- Whatever. What's done is done.

1152
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:31,464
I'm sorry.

1153
01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:35,634
I don't know
what's going on with you right now,

1154
01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,845
but I don't want to be around this Dani.

1155
01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:39,722
What are you saying?

1156
01:07:40,598 --> 01:07:42,933
I'm saying I don't think
we should be together.

1157
01:07:44,268 --> 01:07:45,561
I'll see you around.

1158
01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:11,295
- Have you guys seen Fiona?
- Yeah, there.

1159
01:08:11,378 --> 01:08:12,588
She's over there.

1160
01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:18,052
Fiona, I don't know what to do.

1161
01:08:18,135 --> 01:08:20,054
- Last night Cameron...
- Stop.

1162
01:08:20,763 --> 01:08:24,517
We lost the venue for the adoption event,
because you didn't submit the permit.

1163
01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:26,519
Oh, my God.

1164
01:08:27,686 --> 01:08:29,522
Fiona, I'm so sorry.

1165
01:08:30,397 --> 01:08:32,691
Sorry doesn't get us a new venue.

1166
01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:37,071
- I meant to do it, but I just forgot.
- What do you mean you just forgot?

1167
01:08:37,154 --> 01:08:39,156
I was out having fun.

1168
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:42,701
- You told me to let loose.
- I didn't say shirk your responsibilities.

1169
01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:45,579
If you can't handle your social life
with work now,

1170
01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:47,289
you've got no chance at Davis.

1171
01:08:48,415 --> 01:08:50,376
- Meaning?
- Meaning...

1172
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,754
I told you I was very serious
about my recommendations.

1173
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,714
If you want one, you better fix this.

1174
01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:58,676
How am I supposed to get a venue
at such short notice?

1175
01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:00,803
I don't know. I hope you figure it out.

1176
01:09:08,018 --> 01:09:10,688
45, 46, 47...

1177
01:09:10,771 --> 01:09:12,648
989, 999...

1178
01:09:12,731 --> 01:09:14,191
Infinity. Infinity.

1179
01:09:14,275 --> 01:09:16,277
- Hey.
- Hey.

1180
01:09:17,361 --> 01:09:18,445
Sorry I'm late.

1181
01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:20,531
- Hey, Dani.
- It's all good.

1182
01:09:20,614 --> 01:09:21,740
I waited for you.

1183
01:09:22,366 --> 01:09:23,993
I just tweeted a link to the video.

1184
01:09:24,076 --> 01:09:25,661
- Oh, okay.
- All right.

1185
01:09:25,744 --> 01:09:27,872
Cheer up, bitch,
you're about to be famous.

1186
01:09:27,955 --> 01:09:28,955
- Whoo!
- Stop.

1187
01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:31,625
- Are you guys ready?
- Yeah.

1188
01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:34,920
One, two, three.

1189
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,172
Hola, bebes.

1190
01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:39,175
This is Hashtag Reality High,
with me, Alexa Medina.

1191
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:42,303
You know, parents can be mad annoying.

1192
01:09:42,386 --> 01:09:46,140
I mean, I love my mom,
but sometimes she can be overbearing.

1193
01:09:46,223 --> 01:09:47,975
I've got great news for you, Mija.

1194
01:09:48,809 --> 01:09:52,062
You are going to be shooting the cover
of Teen Vogue tomorrow.

1195
01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:55,399
- Like, telling you what to do.
- Mama, I have a test tomorrow.

1196
01:09:55,482 --> 01:09:57,234
You can go to the school any day.

1197
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,197
The cover of Teen Vogue,
you can only do when you have...

1198
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,324
- Ay, Mami!
- Breasts.

1199
01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:09,246
Jesus. Somebody oughta nominate
this lady for Mom of the Year.

1200
01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:10,539
I know, right!

1201
01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:12,458
You know what's worse than parents?

1202
01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:14,835
Stalkers.

1203
01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:17,171
Today, we're going to talk about that.

1204
01:10:17,254 --> 01:10:20,132
I know, she looks unhinged,
and I felt bad for her,

1205
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:21,884
so I took her under my wing.

1206
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:28,891
I was always jealous of you.

1207
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:34,813
I mean, everyone at school worshipped you.
And look at this place.

1208
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:36,315
- You live like a...
- Aw...

1209
01:10:36,398 --> 01:10:38,234
Like a princess.

1210
01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:42,446
I'm obsessed with your life!

1211
01:10:42,529 --> 01:10:45,366
I watch you on YouTube.
I watch you on Snapchat.

1212
01:10:45,449 --> 01:10:46,951
I follow you on Instagram.

1213
01:10:47,034 --> 01:10:48,160
Creepy.

1214
01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:50,996
Her dressing like me,

1215
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:54,875
showing up at our hangout,
even dating my sloppy seconds.

1216
01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:56,418
Her name is Dani Barnes.

1217
01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:58,087
We used to be close friends.

1218
01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,005
Honey, come check this out!

1219
01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:01,090
She needs help.

1220
01:11:02,591 --> 01:11:04,843
I think she has a drinking problem, too.

1221
01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:08,722
The bathroom's down the hallway,
the fifth door on the right. Hey! No!

1222
01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:12,601
I'm just saying, guys,
this time happened to me,

1223
01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:16,438
next time it could be you.
Just be careful out there.

1224
01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:28,450
I can't believe I was stupid enough
to trust you.

1225
01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:30,953
Yeah, pretty stupid.

1226
01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:37,918
What?

1227
01:11:38,585 --> 01:11:42,006
You thought I was just gonna let her
steal my boyfriend and embarrass me?

1228
01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:45,258
Get out.

1229
01:11:49,221 --> 01:11:50,681
You need to leave.

1230
01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:28,135
Dani? Are you okay, baby?

1231
01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:33,349
I'm fine.

1232
01:12:34,224 --> 01:12:35,851
I just dropped something.

1233
01:12:36,935 --> 01:12:38,354
Are you sure?

1234
01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:41,106
Please just leave me alone.

1235
01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:43,817
Okay. I'm here if you need me.

1236
01:13:14,306 --> 01:13:16,433
I can't believe she fell for it.

1237
01:13:16,517 --> 01:13:19,269
Leave her alone, jerks!

1238
01:13:19,353 --> 01:13:20,729
Thanks, Freddie.

1239
01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:22,356
You're my best friend.

1240
01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:32,950
So today, we are going to be talking
about the Cold War.

1241
01:13:33,033 --> 01:13:33,867
Brr.

1242
01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:36,870
If it were then, I'd be teaching you
to hide under your desk,

1243
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:39,331
like that would somehow help
with the bomb.

1244
01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,208
You are late, Ms. Barnes.

1245
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:45,754
You wanna open up your textbook please
to page 198.

1246
01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:47,464
Stalker!

1247
01:13:47,548 --> 01:13:50,217
If you want to keep that phone,
you better put it away.

1248
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:51,300
Thank you.

1249
01:13:52,010 --> 01:13:54,680
Okay, everybody, settle down.

1250
01:13:57,266 --> 01:14:01,061
So, the Cold War,
this is a very scary time.

1251
01:14:01,145 --> 01:14:04,398
Think about it like this:

1252
01:14:04,481 --> 01:14:07,776
the US was... Taylor Swift

1253
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:11,864
- and the USSR was Taylor Lautner...
- Streak! Everyone's in there.

1254
01:14:11,947 --> 01:14:14,450
Harry Styles or Tom Hiddleston.

1255
01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:18,162
I'm not the only one.
I'm not the only one, there's more coming.

1256
01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:19,371
Streaking!

1257
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:22,458
You guys look so stupid right now.

1258
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:23,541
Broussard!

1259
01:14:24,251 --> 01:14:26,128
- Broussard!
- Shit!

1260
01:14:26,211 --> 01:14:28,922
- Hey! Stay in class!
- Come on, Broussard, run!

1261
01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:31,133
Broussard, god damn it! Get back here!

1262
01:14:31,258 --> 01:14:33,677
Wow, they are killing Dani online.

1263
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:35,220
Yeah, those memes are cruel.

1264
01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,264
She has no one to blame but herself.

1265
01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:40,350
I'm pretty sure she could blame you.

1266
01:14:40,434 --> 01:14:43,729
She made me look like an idiot
in front of the entire school.

1267
01:14:43,812 --> 01:14:46,106
You did a pretty good job
of that yourself.

1268
01:14:50,068 --> 01:14:52,404
That was really messed up, even for you.

1269
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:53,697
I'm out of here.

1270
01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:04,416
Dani?

1271
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,836
I just wanted to let you know
I think it's really lame what Alexa did,

1272
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,379
and I stopped following her.

1273
01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:11,423
Thanks, T.

1274
01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:14,259
And if you wanna talk,
you know where my room is.

1275
01:15:15,093 --> 01:15:16,762
Maybe later, okay?

1276
01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:20,557
Okay.

1277
01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:34,112
Taylor, please just leave me alone.

1278
01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:36,448
Hey, baby girl.

1279
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:37,824
May I come in?

1280
01:15:45,165 --> 01:15:48,544
So how you doing?

1281
01:15:48,627 --> 01:15:50,963
- You okay?
- Dad, I really don't wanna talk...

1282
01:15:51,046 --> 01:15:52,923
You're gonna have to.

1283
01:15:53,006 --> 01:15:58,053
I may not seem like it,
but I notice a lot of stuff around here.

1284
01:15:58,136 --> 01:15:59,930
- Really?
- Yes.

1285
01:16:00,472 --> 01:16:03,642
I let your mom handle most of it,
because I've never been a teenage girl.

1286
01:16:04,184 --> 01:16:08,564
Or any age girl for that matter,
but you're acting like a dumb ass.

1287
01:16:08,647 --> 01:16:11,233
Wow. Now I see why
you let mom give the talks.

1288
01:16:11,316 --> 01:16:12,609
I know you feel like crap,

1289
01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:15,988
and I can't imagine being embarrassed
in front of the whole world,

1290
01:16:16,071 --> 01:16:18,740
but this past month,
you've been losing yourself,

1291
01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:21,827
trying to keep up with girls
who aren't even in your league.

1292
01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:23,537
Dad, you don't understand.

1293
01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:27,499
Everyone at school thinks
I'm some obsessed stalker.

1294
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,001
But you're not, right?

1295
01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:30,918
Right.

1296
01:16:31,461 --> 01:16:33,297
So who cares what they think?

1297
01:16:33,755 --> 01:16:36,758
When you graduate,
you won't see half of those people again.

1298
01:16:36,842 --> 01:16:39,052
I still have to go to school until then.

1299
01:16:43,890 --> 01:16:46,810
Focus on what's important to you.

1300
01:16:47,644 --> 01:16:49,855
And everything else will fall into place.

1301
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:52,816
You're still my Dani.

1302
01:16:54,484 --> 01:16:56,612
You're one
of the smartest people I've ever met.

1303
01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,616
I know you'll figure it out.

1304
01:17:04,786 --> 01:17:06,622
Oh, I almost forgot...

1305
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:11,043
Thank you.

1306
01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:18,675
- You still owe me $400.
- Okay.

1307
01:17:23,889 --> 01:17:25,015
Good night, baby girl.

1308
01:17:25,098 --> 01:17:26,266
Night.

1309
01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:37,944
Grams.

1310
01:17:38,028 --> 01:17:40,238
I already told you,
I don't want a fuzzy navel!

1311
01:17:43,367 --> 01:17:44,701
Stop!

1312
01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:47,204
Oh, fine. I'm coming.

1313
01:17:48,830 --> 01:17:51,166
Grams, get a hobby! Seriously!

1314
01:17:51,249 --> 01:17:52,376
What?

1315
01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:55,712
How about an apology?

1316
01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:57,881
I thought we already did that.

1317
01:17:58,298 --> 01:17:59,298
Oh!

1318
01:18:02,469 --> 01:18:03,553
Freddie.

1319
01:18:06,264 --> 01:18:07,808
You're my best friend.

1320
01:18:09,059 --> 01:18:10,059
Really?

1321
01:18:12,187 --> 01:18:14,606
- 'Cause I wasn't sure anymore.
- Look...

1322
01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:17,943
there's no excuse, okay?

1323
01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:21,530
I wasn't there for you,
and you've always been there for me.

1324
01:18:21,613 --> 01:18:22,948
I'm sorry.

1325
01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:24,116
Eh.

1326
01:18:24,574 --> 01:18:27,327
I was hoping for something
a little more poetic.

1327
01:18:28,078 --> 01:18:29,705
But that'll do.

1328
01:18:30,789 --> 01:18:32,249
Can I come in?

1329
01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:34,334
Yes.

1330
01:18:42,342 --> 01:18:44,094
And I'm sorry.

1331
01:18:44,177 --> 01:18:47,180
I was a jerk, too.

1332
01:18:47,806 --> 01:18:51,852
I mean, you were a way bigger jerk,
but still.

1333
01:18:56,189 --> 01:18:57,315
Friends?

1334
01:19:01,695 --> 01:19:03,739
Uh, friends.

1335
01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:06,658
I'm just glad to have you back!

1336
01:19:09,661 --> 01:19:12,289
I guess now I can say I know Bob.

1337
01:19:12,372 --> 01:19:14,833
Bob? You mean "Bob?"

1338
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:17,169
No, Bob's dead.

1339
01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:19,212
- Oh!
- I'm Paco, the general manager.

1340
01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:20,422
Oh!

1341
01:19:20,964 --> 01:19:24,593
Okay, well, thanks again for
letting us have the adoption event here.

1342
01:19:24,676 --> 01:19:26,803
We're happy to help. It's gonna be great.

1343
01:19:26,887 --> 01:19:29,389
- You are literally a life saver.
- I'm a puppy saver.

1344
01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:31,600
- Wonderful.
- Great! It's a deal!

1345
01:19:31,683 --> 01:19:33,310
- Ciao.
- See you later, Bob!

1346
01:19:33,393 --> 01:19:35,312
- Paco!
- "Paco." Oh, damn it, Dani.

1347
01:20:24,444 --> 01:20:27,113
Okay, here goes nothing.

1348
01:20:34,621 --> 01:20:37,749
Hi, I'm Dani Barnes.

1349
01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:42,587
Most of you know me
as Alexa Medina's stalker

1350
01:20:42,671 --> 01:20:44,923
or "The Stalker."

1351
01:20:46,591 --> 01:20:47,801
Very original.

1352
01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:50,512
I'm not a stalker.

1353
01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:54,349
The truth is I'm just a...

1354
01:20:54,432 --> 01:20:59,521
goofy, dog-loving nerd.

1355
01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:07,821
This isn't exactly the image
of a cool kid.

1356
01:21:07,904 --> 01:21:12,742
But the truth is I'm really okay
with this girl.

1357
01:21:14,452 --> 01:21:16,746
And turns out my dream guy was, too.

1358
01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:17,830
But...

1359
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:20,250
I messed it up.

1360
01:21:21,376 --> 01:21:23,003
I lost someone I loved

1361
01:21:23,086 --> 01:21:28,508
just to get likes from a bunch of people
that I don't even like!

1362
01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:29,801
No offense.

1363
01:21:31,636 --> 01:21:34,306
Even worse, I lost myself.

1364
01:21:35,181 --> 01:21:36,850
But I'm gonna change all that.

1365
01:21:36,933 --> 01:21:40,687
A wise man told me
to focus on what's important to me,

1366
01:21:40,770 --> 01:21:42,022
and it's not...

1367
01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:43,899
all of this.

1368
01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:45,150
It's...

1369
01:21:46,026 --> 01:21:47,110
this little guy.

1370
01:21:50,655 --> 01:21:51,655
And...

1371
01:21:52,115 --> 01:21:54,826
a bunch of other little guys
like him who need homes.

1372
01:21:55,660 --> 01:21:58,413
So if you're looking for a furry friend,

1373
01:21:59,122 --> 01:22:02,626
come adopt a dog this Saturday from Bark,

1374
01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:04,210
at Bob's Big Boy.

1375
01:22:06,838 --> 01:22:08,715
Okay, that's it, I guess.

1376
01:22:10,383 --> 01:22:12,594
Shit. How do you turn this thing off?

1377
01:22:22,062 --> 01:22:24,773
Hmm, it's a damn shame.

1378
01:22:24,856 --> 01:22:26,316
Got a minute, Dad?

1379
01:22:27,817 --> 01:22:29,235
We need to talk.

1380
01:22:29,319 --> 01:22:30,403
We already talked.

1381
01:22:31,071 --> 01:22:33,114
No, you talked.

1382
01:22:33,198 --> 01:22:34,658
Now you need to listen.

1383
01:22:37,202 --> 01:22:39,788
I'll grab this, you grab that one. Okay?

1384
01:22:39,871 --> 01:22:40,871
Okay.

1385
01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:44,751
Hi, there. Have you ever been interested
in getting a dog?

1386
01:22:44,834 --> 01:22:48,505
My name is Dani, and I work for Bark,
and we're gonna have an event today.

1387
01:22:48,588 --> 01:22:50,298
It'll be great. You should come.

1388
01:22:50,882 --> 01:22:52,425
- Looks nice.
- Yeah!

1389
01:22:52,509 --> 01:22:54,177
Let's try it on him.

1390
01:22:54,260 --> 01:22:55,428
Great color.

1391
01:22:56,137 --> 01:22:57,430
Dog model.

1392
01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:08,692
Holy Shih Tzu!

1393
01:23:09,359 --> 01:23:11,569
Tyrion, we did it.

1394
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:13,363
Well, I did it.

1395
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,407
You just slept all day.

1396
01:23:17,117 --> 01:23:20,620
I came over here
because I want us to be friends again.

1397
01:23:21,955 --> 01:23:23,289
I don't know.

1398
01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:24,749
Look, I know.

1399
01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:28,253
- We used to be really close...
- Taylor!

1400
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,256
- Yes?
- Thanks.

1401
01:23:32,173 --> 01:23:33,967
Nobody messes with my sister.

1402
01:23:35,802 --> 01:23:36,886
Now get out.

1403
01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:48,940
Dani, this is quite a turn out.

1404
01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:51,234
I gotta say.

1405
01:23:51,317 --> 01:23:52,902
Your parents are here? Hello.

1406
01:23:52,986 --> 01:23:54,612
- Hey, guys.
- Great to see you.

1407
01:23:54,696 --> 01:23:55,947
Hey, Hodor.

1408
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:58,158
Hodor's legs are coming along.

1409
01:23:58,241 --> 01:23:59,492
Hey, guys.

1410
01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:02,370
I cannot believe so many people
showed up because of me.

1411
01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:04,122
Um, they didn't.

1412
01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:05,873
What's up?

1413
01:24:05,915 --> 01:24:10,211
It's your boy Kid Ink telling y'all,
y'all need to go hit up my home girl

1414
01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:12,630
Dani's pet adoption event going on.

1415
01:24:12,714 --> 01:24:16,801
Sorry I couldn't be there, Dani,
but I saw that dope video you posted, yo.

1416
01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:19,220
- I'll hit you when I touch down.
- This is so cool!

1417
01:24:19,304 --> 01:24:21,139
- What?
- That's better than my video.

1418
01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:22,222
Of course it is.

1419
01:24:23,016 --> 01:24:25,060
Okay, gotta go. Bye, guys.

1420
01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:27,645
I'm gonna miss you next year.

1421
01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:29,189
Oh, my God.

1422
01:24:29,272 --> 01:24:32,609
- Is this what I think it is?
- Yep, you earned it.

1423
01:24:33,359 --> 01:24:34,611
Thank you.

1424
01:24:34,778 --> 01:24:36,404
Ah, you're welcome.

1425
01:24:38,406 --> 01:24:40,033
Hey.

1426
01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:43,411
Is that "Six Foot Yes?"

1427
01:24:43,495 --> 01:24:44,704
Roger.

1428
01:24:44,788 --> 01:24:47,665
- As in "Roger that."
- Nice!

1429
01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:54,505
Oh!

1430
01:24:58,301 --> 01:25:00,220
Oh, my Gosh!

1431
01:25:04,265 --> 01:25:06,059
This is amazing, Shannon.

1432
01:25:06,142 --> 01:25:08,853
I had a little motivation.

1433
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:12,232
I told a girl I really like that
I'd have it ready for the Bonfire.

1434
01:25:13,191 --> 01:25:17,070
- I can't believe you did all this.
- Right, trust me. I feel the same way.

1435
01:25:17,612 --> 01:25:19,072
- Yeah.
- My gosh.

1436
01:25:19,155 --> 01:25:20,490
- Right?
- Yeah!

1437
01:25:20,573 --> 01:25:21,699
You ready to go?

1438
01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:24,536
- Yeah! Let's go!
- Bonfire, here we come.

1439
01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:30,083
Wow, you look nice.

1440
01:25:33,044 --> 01:25:35,421
Don't worry, he'll be there.

1441
01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:37,590
Thanks, T.

1442
01:25:39,092 --> 01:25:41,177
I bet you guys are
gonna make out tonight.

1443
01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:42,470
Get out of here!

1444
01:25:45,473 --> 01:25:47,684
Hell, yeah. They are loving the car.

1445
01:25:47,767 --> 01:25:49,978
Hey! What's up, guys?

1446
01:25:52,188 --> 01:25:55,733
- Hey, park next to Vinny.
- Don't worry. Okay. Okay.

1447
01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:56,818
Watch out.

1448
01:26:00,822 --> 01:26:02,323
Vinny!

1449
01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:03,700
Miguel?

1450
01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:07,036
- It's not what it looks like.
- Come on, Vinny.

1451
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:09,873
It looks like you're making out
with Miguel.

1452
01:26:09,956 --> 01:26:11,791
It's exactly what it looks like.

1453
01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:14,335
- Huh, I guess it makes sense.
- Guess so.

1454
01:26:14,419 --> 01:26:16,796
All right, it looks like
I owe Cameron 20 bucks.

1455
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:27,849
I don't know whose idea it was to give me
a microphone, if I could tell you I would.

1456
01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:31,060
I feel myself being engulfed by the power.

1457
01:26:31,728 --> 01:26:34,689
And if we could,
could we make the fire look nice?

1458
01:26:34,772 --> 01:26:37,233
Could that be possible?
I'm getting creative here.

1459
01:26:37,317 --> 01:26:39,444
We can call it Vinny and the Vinaigrettes.

1460
01:26:39,527 --> 01:26:41,404
- Oh!
- Hey, Dani!

1461
01:26:41,487 --> 01:26:42,363
Hey, Dani.

1462
01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:44,699
- What up?
- Glad you could make it.

1463
01:26:44,782 --> 01:26:47,327
Oh, my God. Did you hear that Alexa
lost her YouTube channel?

1464
01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:49,120
- No.
- Yeah.

1465
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:51,623
Somebody reported
she was faking her views.

1466
01:26:51,706 --> 01:26:54,667
Gee, I wonder who that was, Miguel.

1467
01:26:55,251 --> 01:26:57,003
- What?
- Have you guys seen Cameron?

1468
01:26:57,086 --> 01:26:57,921
Uh, yeah.

1469
01:26:58,004 --> 01:27:00,089
He's by the ocean, being a pensive bitch.

1470
01:27:00,173 --> 01:27:02,842
- Don't be a dick.
- He's over by the bonfire.

1471
01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:04,802
I'll see you guys over there.

1472
01:27:04,886 --> 01:27:06,221
- Yeah.
- See you there.

1473
01:27:06,304 --> 01:27:08,514
Let's do this. Come here, bear.

1474
01:27:09,015 --> 01:27:10,475
- Tequila?
- Tequila?

1475
01:27:12,185 --> 01:27:13,603
Hey, you guys comin'?

1476
01:27:13,686 --> 01:27:16,231
- Yeah, yeah.
- No. We'll catch up with you in bit.

1477
01:27:16,898 --> 01:27:18,524
Hey, stay strong, tiger.

1478
01:27:19,609 --> 01:27:21,027
Hey, Dani!

1479
01:27:21,110 --> 01:27:24,113
Looks like you went through
a full-on hero's journey, girl!

1480
01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:37,168
Hey!

1481
01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:39,796
I am killing it right now!

1482
01:27:39,879 --> 01:27:41,673
I can see that!

1483
01:27:42,465 --> 01:27:44,550
You wanted a little alone time?

1484
01:27:45,969 --> 01:27:49,097
Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that.

1485
01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:52,308
I'm a virgin.

1486
01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:53,976
What?

1487
01:27:55,228 --> 01:27:58,106
- No, sorry, it's just you kinda...
- Yeah, I know.

1488
01:27:58,189 --> 01:28:00,900
Dingleberry started that rumor
about us hooking up in his Mustang,

1489
01:28:00,984 --> 01:28:03,152
but I never even got in his car.

1490
01:28:03,236 --> 01:28:05,238
Why didn't you tell people the truth?

1491
01:28:05,321 --> 01:28:06,531
I don't know.

1492
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:09,117
It sounds pathetic, but...

1493
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:11,661
after that,
a lot of guys started noticing me,

1494
01:28:11,744 --> 01:28:15,999
so it felt good being the one
getting attention for once.

1495
01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:18,543
I don't think you're pathetic.

1496
01:28:18,626 --> 01:28:20,545
I've always thought you were special.

1497
01:28:20,628 --> 01:28:22,297
- Really?
- Yeah.

1498
01:28:22,380 --> 01:28:24,507
You, you do make out though, right?

1499
01:28:25,216 --> 01:28:26,216
Oh!

1500
01:28:31,514 --> 01:28:32,514
Wow.

1501
01:28:33,057 --> 01:28:34,225
Um...

1502
01:28:34,809 --> 01:28:36,602
bonfire, right?

1503
01:28:36,686 --> 01:28:38,604
- Yes?
- Yes. Let's go.

1504
01:28:38,688 --> 01:28:40,048
Yes, could I get one for the road?

1505
01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:43,818
Wow.

1506
01:28:43,901 --> 01:28:46,988
By the way, if you are looking
for a certain someone,

1507
01:28:47,071 --> 01:28:48,614
he's over there.

1508
01:28:51,242 --> 01:28:52,410
Thank you.

1509
01:28:54,662 --> 01:28:56,289
- Hey, Freddie.
- Hi.

1510
01:28:56,372 --> 01:28:58,791
Need any background dancers?

1511
01:29:00,376 --> 01:29:03,296
Looks like they, uh,
wanna finish that routine for you.

1512
01:29:03,379 --> 01:29:05,423
Yah! Here we go!

1513
01:29:07,550 --> 01:29:10,345
Valley Vista High! Whoo!

1514
01:29:10,428 --> 01:29:12,055
Yeah!

1515
01:29:14,724 --> 01:29:16,017
Is this seat taken?

1516
01:29:17,268 --> 01:29:18,478
Yes, it is.

1517
01:29:18,561 --> 01:29:20,146
I'm saving it for my date.

1518
01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:27,236
She's beautiful, smart,

1519
01:29:28,738 --> 01:29:32,325
funny, loves animals,

1520
01:29:32,408 --> 01:29:33,951
especially dogs...

1521
01:29:35,411 --> 01:29:38,373
Gives good advice
and is not the best swimmer.

1522
01:29:39,957 --> 01:29:41,209
Have you seen her?

1523
01:29:46,756 --> 01:29:48,591
Sounds so familiar.

1524
01:29:49,300 --> 01:29:52,095
Did she also have bitchin' dance moves?

1525
01:29:53,262 --> 01:29:56,182
No, they were cute, though.

1526
01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:06,859
I'm so sorry...

1527
01:30:07,527 --> 01:30:09,070
for everything.

1528
01:30:10,238 --> 01:30:12,406
Especially how I acted
after the swim meet.

1529
01:30:13,366 --> 01:30:14,366
Yeah...

1530
01:30:15,118 --> 01:30:16,786
but if it hadn't happened,

1531
01:30:17,412 --> 01:30:19,956
you wouldn't be looking at a future
marine-biologist-Olympian.

1532
01:30:20,873 --> 01:30:23,126
You told your dad?

1533
01:30:25,461 --> 01:30:28,756
Well in that case, you're welcome.

1534
01:30:36,889 --> 01:30:37,974
I missed you.

1535
01:30:38,808 --> 01:30:40,309
I missed you, too.

1536
01:30:41,769 --> 01:30:43,938
I hope you know I'm still the same Dani.

1537
01:30:45,481 --> 01:30:46,524
I know.

1538
01:30:47,984 --> 01:30:49,569
I saw your video.

1539
01:30:53,656 --> 01:30:57,076
For the record, you never lost me.

1540
01:31:22,226 --> 01:31:24,270
I knew they were gonna make out!

1541
01:31:24,353 --> 01:31:25,730
Who's making out?

1542
01:31:25,813 --> 01:31:28,107
Give your sister some privacy.

1543
01:31:28,191 --> 01:31:29,442
Let me see.

1544
01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:37,617
You know how to swim, right?

1545
01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:38,701
What?

1546
01:31:39,452 --> 01:31:41,913
Okay, 'cause I wouldn't want
to have to save you.

1547
01:31:41,996 --> 01:31:43,122
Come on!

1548
01:31:43,789 --> 01:31:44,874
- Come on!
- Wow.

1549
01:31:44,957 --> 01:31:46,292
Come on.

1550
01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:47,501
Okay.

1551
01:31:54,091 --> 01:31:55,218
Whoo!

1552
01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:18,741
Mm-hmm.

1553
01:32:33,923 --> 01:32:35,132
What?

1554
01:32:50,648 --> 01:32:52,525
I respect you so much.

1555
01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:55,486
I don't know why I make fun of you.

1556
01:32:55,570 --> 01:32:57,530
You're an easy target.
I shouldn't make fun.

1557
01:32:57,613 --> 01:32:59,657
Yes, you should.

1558
01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:03,244
No, it's just 'cause your last
name sorta sounds like "dick."

1559
01:33:03,327 --> 01:33:05,496
That's not a good joke to make.

1560
01:33:05,579 --> 01:33:08,457
It doesn't sorta sound like "dick."
It is "dick."

1561
01:33:16,465 --> 01:33:17,967
Whoo!

1562
01:33:23,931 --> 01:33:25,182
Kimmy!

1563
01:33:35,818 --> 01:33:37,486
One, two, three.

1564
01:33:37,570 --> 01:33:41,240
Vista Valley High!