SEKAI ICHI HATSUKOI, EP 2. RANTS.

So here we go.

Okay, a list of books.
Ritsu is obviously dreaming okay whatever.
SUDDENLY, LOVE INTEREST APPEARS AND KISSES HIM.
God, this guy has the most disinterested face. I wouldn't do him. Also his face is so very badly drawn.

And then he wakes up sweating. I would too, dude, if I had a nightmare like that. Where I had to make out with an anatomically incorrect completely disinterested man.

So apparently the cycle is the man-period, a biological phenomenon in which males suddenly grow uteri and spew blood from their testicles. And in order to end it they have to visit an author's house.

I honestly give no damns about the author she has no self esteem- STOP WASTING CALORIES! -I mean okay go over and comfort her Ritsu because this anime is a huge hugbox anyways sure go ahead. Fucking Ritsu, you're so stupid. Buying books from your own company. What the flipping fuck. And then he goes on and whines about how stupid he is shut the fuck up you goddamn pussy.

SUDDENLY, PLOT TWIST. SUDDENLY, I DON'T CARE.
WHEN DOES THIS END
MAKE IT STOP RIGHT NOW AAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDLKKF.

more cutesy music yay everyone's done so happy goddamn I don't care.

"I didn't know the morning sun could be so harsh."
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A FUCKING EMO POET.

More fluff happens. Damns are not given. I'm still on part one. The smoke effects look out of place with the rest of this anime.

Suddenly, plot happens. And then kisses.
"I'M A MAN!"
no you're not
you're just the manliest woman
And then Ritsu fails at recognizing the guy he fell in love with holy shitfucks Ritsu you have been entered into the running for stupidest anime protagonists. You rank up there with the ditziest of animu heroines. You really do. I almost feel sorry for your stupidity but you're just so damn stupid that I have to point and laugh and then cry that this story was ever written.
PART 1 END.

PART 2
Masamune is just as pissed as I am at this guy. I wish I had his patience though. If I were him, I would have strangled Ritsu right there.

Suddenly flashback. Suddenly, petals. No. Don't. Arghghh.
They're on the bed. Mushy dialogue. Suddenly, present day.
Dear Lord Jesus, give me the strength to get the fuck through this thing.

More shitty plot things happen.

Ritsu runs into an elevator. I'm cheering.

I give no fucks about this video, and then I come back to him looking constipated and heartbeating.
Wait, is he pregnant?

SUDDENLY, MASAMUNE IS HIS NEIGHBOR. OH MAN, THIS "PLOT." I HAVE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE WORLD OF HURT I'M IN RIGHT NOW. IT'S A MENTAL WORLD OF HURT YOU GO IN WHEN YOU READ FANFICTION FRIDAYS. WHEN JADEN GETS EXPLODED AFTER BEING PUMPED WITH GASOLINE. WHEN PINKIE PIE FEEDS FILLIES MILK. WHEN RAPTORS WHICKER AS THEY STROKE THEIR ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT GENITALIA.

THIS IS HOW BAD THIS ANIME IS. IT'S A HORRIBLE FANFICTION. AND IT HAS TWO SEASONS. WHAT THE FUCK.