x86 specs

Compaq 4/25cx:
- 4M RAM
- 200M HDD
- i486 @ 25MHz
- German DOS 6.22 + Hungarian Windows 3.1
- floppy reader
- no soundcard

"Ancient motherboard":
- some old Spacewalked motherboard
- some Pentium CPU which never goes above ~7% CPU usage, 3% avg.
- 512M SDRAM @ 133MHz
- Windows XP
- the HDD and the Ethernet chip screeches at a painful frequency

HP Compaq dc5750 Small Form Factor:
- proprietary HP motherboard w/ proprietary ~250W PSU
- AMD Athlon64 x2 4000+(?)
- ATI Radeon Xpress 1150
- a few SATA HDDs
- a big range of OSes scattered around the HDDs
- 10 USB ports
- 5 analog audio connectors
- can handle my Radeon X1550 for 20mins, but the motherboard thermal shutdowns

HP Compaq nc4200:
- Intel Centrino chipset
- Pentium M single-core 32bit @ ~1.73GHz (surprisingly powerful!)
- GMA950/915GM (surprisingly powerful!)
- 512M RAM (bottleneck)
- a dead HDD with XP on it (not insalled into the laptop)
- a good HDD with Win7 on it (no hardware acceleration, XP-only drivers)
- USB2.0
- USB1.1 boot with bad compatibility for big devices
- faulty backlight

MacBook Pro 2011 13in i7:
- Core i7 2620M 64bit dual-core 4thread @ ~2.3GHz avg.
- 8G super fast RAM
- IntelHD 3000
- [insert obligatory stuff related to Apple products]

HP 250 G4:
- low-power Celeron N3050 @ a whopping 1.6GHz
- InsydeH2O
- 4G RAM @ 1600MHz (CPU is a bottleneck)
- proprietary hardware
- requires access to the internal HDD to be able to copy the drivers on it
- only device I have ever encountered which chokes with Linux
- my cursor freezes when opening notepad.exe
- web browsers are unusable
- OpenGL 4.2.0 support, but too weak for real-time rendering

"Gaming PC":
- ASUS P5KPL-AM motherboard
- 2x2G DDR2-800MHz RAM w/ a head with red LEDs at its eyes on the sticks
- no GPU
- "600W" "barn" PSU (most likely faulty, can't put out 600W)
- using my MacBook's HDD in this
- Pentium E2180 64bit dual-core @ ~2.06GHz (motherboard "auto" overclocking)
- GMA G31 (OpenGL 1.4 w/ faulty drivers which crash upon linking the pixel shader program)