Malicious Fish Owner

(22:26:12) -Artemis-: ugh
(22:26:17) -Artemis-: soooo boooored
(22:26:26) [Totoro]Piexplode: hmm
(22:26:28) Prince LudwigVKoopa: Let's talk about you.
(22:26:32) [Totoro]Piexplode: or you could
(22:26:50) [Totoro]Piexplode: learn to make fish dance when you ply your banjo
(22:26:50) -Artemis-: ...
(22:26:51) [TR]Kawaiiii: 6
(22:26:58) -Artemis-: 1: I don't own a banjo
(22:27:02) [Totoro]Piexplode: when the moonlight lights up your electric hourglass
(22:27:04) -Artemis-: 2: I have no fish
(22:27:11) -Artemis-: 3: Fish can't dance
(22:27:16) [Totoro]Piexplode: how do you know
(22:27:22) [Totoro]Piexplode: have you ever tried to teach them?
(22:27:24) -Artemis-: 4: I have no electric hourglasses
(22:27:34) [Totoro]Piexplode: now you're gonna tell me that
(22:27:40) -Artemis-: 5: It's not at night so there isn't any moonlight
(22:27:43) [Totoro]Piexplode: the moon isn't a ball of rock hurtling around
(22:27:46) [Totoro]Piexplode: in your sky
(22:27:49) [Totoro]Piexplode: it is night where I am
(22:27:49) ±Dratini: Fakes-Ilopes was mysteriously kicked by A​tli! [Channel: Tohjo Falls]
(22:27:50) [Totoro]Piexplode: UK
(22:27:54) [Totoro]Piexplode: 10:27 pmc
(22:27:57) [Totoro]Piexplode: check it baby
(22:27:59) [Totoro]Piexplode: *pm
(22:28:03) *** [Totoro]Piexplode is in th nighttime
(22:28:10) -Artemis-: okay, but I live in EST.
(22:28:12) -Artemis-: So
(22:28:17) -Artemis-: no moonlight for me.
(22:28:20) [Totoro]Piexplode: oh wow
(22:28:22) [Totoro]Piexplode: your fish will be
(22:28:24) [Totoro]Piexplode: so unhappy
(22:28:26) [Totoro]Piexplode: not only will you
(22:28:30) [Totoro]Piexplode: refuse to teach them to dance
(22:28:32) [Totoro]Piexplode: not only
(22:28:38) [Totoro]Piexplode: do you not have a moon in your sky but
(22:28:38) -Artemis-: I have no fish (see: 2.)
(22:28:45) [Totoro]Piexplode: a glowing ball of cheese
(22:28:49) [Totoro]Piexplode: not only
(22:28:56) [Totoro]Piexplode: do you own no electric hourglass or banjo
(22:28:58) [Totoro]Piexplode: you don't even
(22:29:03) [Totoro]Piexplode: acknowledge their existence
(22:29:07) [Totoro]Piexplode: you're a terrible fish owner
(22:29:10) [Totoro]Piexplode: you should feel terrible.
(22:29:13) -Artemis-: fuck this imma go make dinner
(22:29:16) Prince LudwigVKoopa: ...
(22:29:24) -Artemis-: Luv ya ludwig
(22:29:26) -Artemis-: <3
(22:32:52) Prince LudwigVKoopa: ^.^
(22:34:00) -Artemis-: back
(22:34:03) -Artemis-: making some
(22:34:08) -Artemis-: spaghetti
(22:34:10) Prince LudwigVKoopa: :O
(22:34:16) -Artemis-: Spag-it-ee
(22:34:26) [Totoro]Piexplode: THAT'S FISH KRYPTONITE!
(22:34:34) [Totoro]Piexplode: DON'T DO IT! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
(22:34:38) -Artemis-: I DON'T FUCKING OWN A FISH!
(22:34:48) -Artemis-: YOU MOTHER FUCKER
(22:34:50) [Totoro]Piexplode: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SUCH A TERRIBLE OWNER
(22:35:01) [Totoro]Piexplode: HOW COULD YOU?
(22:35:16) -Artemis-: BECAUSE THEY AREN'T REAL!
(22:35:26) +Withoutatrace: the seizures are real
(22:35:26) [Totoro]Piexplode: TELL THEM THAT!