iLemon's adventure

once upon a desterian forest, there was a young man named alex
when he played vide games, he went by the name of ilemon
he was a very young fellow, with dangerously looking books
he had the best books on the rack if you catch my drift
he would capture ladies with an instant stare
and they would not be able to respond
but, he did have one huge thing goin on for him
he loved playing minecraft
he loved blocks, especially the female block people
something about the female block people made him feel some type of way
he was almost seduced completely by a girl named annie
but that is a later story
but, his first adventure was that he wanted to create a minecraft server
so he opened a server all about lemons which made him seem like an autistic retard
but it was ok, because he believed in his story
his concept
his scenario
when he launched the servers with his pals, he was so happy
he was making AMAZING amounts of money
everyday, he would bang minecraft egirls in his room
he was throwing them bands out every night
swish swash
he liked it every night with a different minecraft egirl
but, he wasn't done
his server was successful, but he wanted more egirls
so he went towards a new server which just got bailed by a handsome young man named ambushment
he took the opportunity to cash in, and bought the server
he didn't know what the heck to do
with such a new server
but he knew he had to get a manager quick
and that
is when he met the love of his life
annie
annie was beautiful in his eyes
the way she wrote idea posts
it made him feel, complete
INSTANTLY shew as recruited and they started their relationship
they went to /pvp and held hands together
they rode on horses at /wild while slaying foes with their diamond sword
it was fantastic
the server was booming
annie went on hibernation after a deadly attack by starblaster and his gang
she was missing for several months
it was horrible
she then left after she came back after her hibernation
and ilemon didn't even get to smash
so he wanted a new egirl
one that was maybe foreign, one that could maybe suit his needs
at that moment, a girl from the UK popped up
on the forums
her name
was
bethy
instantly, ilemon was captured
just like annie, but ilemon was sure that bethy was the one
so ilemon hired bethy as a manager
the made the server great again
desteria was perfect
forests were filled with flowers
people were making out at /pvp
it was amazing
BUT THEN
THE SAME ASSASSIN THAT KILLED ANNIE STOLE BETHY FROM ILEMON
yes you are correct
it was starblaster030
hes a deady, stunning minecraft player
and his eyes were always on bethy
bethy got straight finessed and ilemon started to cry
he was crying every night
ilemon needed to get bethy back, and he needed a plan quick
so, he got the one true money bgger...
ambushment
ambushment knew bethy like no one else
he had the abilities to get bethy back
ilemon came towards ambushment and said
"hey dude, i have $500. get bethy back or you are a bitch"
and ambushment responded
"as long as i can fund my fidget spinner company, i'm down"
so at that moment ambushment came to desteria as a marketing manager
but in reality, he was a paid assassin
while bethy and starblaster were on a date at /pvp while slaying foes with their diamond swords
he came from behind and stuck his diamond sword up starblaster's butthole
farts came out rapidly
it was smelly
ambushment was blinded by the foul smell
but starblaster030 finally collapsed
ambushment returned bethy to ilemon
and the desteria world was saved
the end