I've never SEEN a 5.57 and I never fucking will.

A TR-RL Time. Me and Todd Rogers. Me and fucking Todd Rogers.

That's fucking right. I skipped 5.57. I am a fucking legend. I've never SEEN a 5.57 and I never fucking will.

5.51 baby. Till the day I fucking die.

YES!!! Bout time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game. MotherFUCKERS!

And I clutched the goddamn gear shifter. That's FUCKING right.

Yeah it's this one. Right here IT'S THIS ONE. My insane pace.

Right here! THIS is the 5.51. Right here! YES!!! It's fucking it.

I'mma have to jus - I'mma have to find the actual whole vid off of it and I'mma have to get it.

DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH!

Watch this. Watch when I get the gear shift. (sorry)

Look at that. See how fast my pace is? Right in the FUCKING HEAD!!! YEEEAAAHHH! Got a FUCKING 5.51 baby.

That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS? I AM FUCKING CCC-LUTCH!

Look at this fucking line I take. I'm like, YEAH baby. Let's fucking DO this.

I wait. I wait. I wait...

Right when it starts redlining to try to blow. The double. 2nd gear. Two quick ones. I already know I'm gettin' there on the perfect line.

LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE! FOURTY-FOUR! FOURTY-SEVEN! mwh FIFTY-ONE BABY! That's FUCKING right. That's FUCKING IT!

Fucking PUMPED watching this one again. I waited the 2nd player timer too 'cause I said oh my God it might be 5.51.



And it FUCKING IS!!! IT FUCKING IS baby. YEAH!!!

Look at me typing you guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a *storm.*

Dude I FUCKING just got Dragster 5.51! It's not fucking comin' off.

YES!!! I FUCKING DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I SKIPPED 5.51 I'M A LEGEND.

I
AM
A
FUCKING
L E G E N D.

I'm a FUCKING legend. (YES!)

I am a fucking legend.