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- SCENE 1
- A forest. Night. A 6-year-old boy wanders aimlessly onto stage. He wears a red shirt with the number 6 written large on his chest. He finds a tree stump, which he sits upon. The sounds of the forest grow louder, and more intense. Out of the shadows emerges the Treeman. The Treeman is covered in moss and leaves and wears a crown of antlers. He moves slowly, but with purpose. He speaks initially with gravitas, but as the scene progresses, he gradually begins to speak like a human. The boy does not notice the Treeman until the Treeman speaks.
- TREEMAN
- Who are you?
- BOY
- (startled) Who the hell are you?
- (They pause.)
- TREEMAN
- I...asked you first.
- BOY
- That's a pretty juvenile answer for a (he looks at the Treeman) a tree?
- TREEMAN
- It’s not important.
- BOY
- I’m important.
- TREEMAN
- Well Important, you have some pretty stupid parents.
- BOY
- How do you know?
- TREEMAN
- They named a young human child Important.
- BOY
- That’s not my name.
- TREEMAN
- Then why did you say it was?
- 2.
- BOY
- I didn’t. You didn’t specify that you wanted my name in my answer.
- TREEMAN
- Did your parents throw you out of the house for being a little bitch?
- BOY
- No. I left.
- TREEMAN
- What is your name?
- The boy thinks for a moment.
- BOY
- Mason.
- TREEMAN
- Is that actually your name, or are you messing with me again?
- MASON
- No, that’s my name.
- TREEMAN
- Why are you in the forest?
- MASON
- Because my parents are stupid and they smile too much.
- TREEMAN
- So why did you come to the forest as opposed to a, I don’t know, a shelter or something?
- MASON
- I’m finding myself.
- TREEMAN
- Well you seem to have found a tree stump instead.
- MASON
- What’s it to you?
- TREEMAN
- That’s where I usually sit.
- MASON
- Okay, who the hell are you?
- TREEMAN
- I’m a spirit.
- 3.
- MASON
- Really?
- TREEMAN
- Yes.
- MASON
- Like a ghost?
- TREEMAN
- No. Ghosts don’t exist.
- MASON
- Because that would be ridiculous.
- TREEMAN
- Yes. Spirits inhabit living things.
- MASON
- Does that make me a spirit too?
- TREEMAN
- Yes.
- MASON
- Are you homeless?
- TREEMAN
- The forest is my home.
- MASON
- I believe that still means you’re homeless.
- TREEMAN
- I’m a spirit of the forest. That’s what I meant.
- MASON
- Uh-huh. So, should I be afraid, or are you a peaceful forest spirit?
- TREEMAN
- Peaceful, as long as you get off my stump.
- MASON
- Then where am I to sit?
- TREEMAN
- On the ground perhaps?
- MASON
- It’s all wet though.
- TREEMAN
- (with menace) Get off my stump.
- 4.
- MASON
- (scared) Okay.
- The Treeman sits on the stump while Mason sits on the ground.
- TREEMAN
- You’re all so entitled these days. It used to be that village children would wander in, and I'd ask "who are you?" and they'd be like "Billy" and we'd have a talk and maybe an adventure and I'd teach them something and they'd go on to become proper taxpaying members of society, but look at you. I ask you "who are you?" and all you give me is lip. Terrible.
- MASON
- An adventure would be nice.
- TREEMAN
- Well I’m put out now.
- MASON
- No, I’d like an adventure, really.
- TREEMAN
- (pause) You would?
- MASON
- I’m trying to find myself, and that sounds great.
- (pause.)
- TREEMAN
- Really, don’t mess me about.
- MASON
- Really.
- (pause.)
- TREEMAN
- Well then, let’s get right to it. Follow me.
- The Treeman leads Mason around the stage in circles and through the audience if possible. They walk for a while before talking.
- MASON
- I really hope this isn’t a molestation in the making.
- TREEMAN
- I’m a spirit of the forest.
- 5.
- MASON
- So you don’t like little boys.
- TREEMAN
- Of course not.
- MASON
- So you would know?
- TREEMAN
- What?
- MASON
- You would know what you do and don’t like?
- TREEMAN
- Yes.
- MASON
- So you like certain kinds of people?
- TREEMAN
- Who doesn’t?
- MASON
- But you’re a spirit?
- TREEMAN
- Yes. I am a spirit. (He takes a moment to let Mason marvel at this.)
- MASON
- (Mason doesn’t marvel) Do you go on dates with other spirits?
- TREEMAN
- Shut up.
- MASON
- Are there female spirits?
- TREEMAN
- Who said anything about females?
- MASON
- So you do like boys!
- TREEMAN
- No.
- MASON
- Little boys?
- 6.
- TREEMAN
- No! Moss!
- MASON
- What?
- TREEMAN
- (Tentatively) I like moss.
- MASON
- You like like moss?
- TREEMAN
- Yes!
- (Mason stops walking, which prompts the Treeman to stop.)
- MASON
- You like doing things with moss?
- TREEMAN
- You’re insufferable!
- MASON
- You brought up moss.
- TREEMAN
- Can’t you just stand in awe! I’m a fucking spirit! I could have magical powers! You have no idea if I present a danger or not!
- MASON
- I’m not afraid of death.
- TREEMAN
- Why?! You’re like six!
- MASON
- I don’t fear the unknown.
- TREEMAN
- Maybe you should learn to.
- They lock eyes. Mason slowly looks sideways.
- MASON
- I recognize that stump.
- TREEMAN
- Different stump.
- 7.
- MASON
- That’s the same stump.
- TREEMAN
- I’ve had enough, go home.
- MASON
- What do you mean?
- TREEMAN
- I can’t handle this. No adventures for you. Leave.
- MASON
- Really?
- TREEMAN
- I'm not up to it. I've had a lot of problems with deforestation as you can see (gesturing to the stump) and I'm not going to get onto a big ecological screed, but I'm too tired to take you on an enlightening journey.
- MASON
- But I haven’t learned anything.
- TREEMAN
- Oh, and whose fault is that?
- MASON
- Television these days?
- TREEMAN
- (pause) Can we just figure out a moral, and then you leave?
- MASON
- I guess. It’s pretty anticlimactic?
- TREEMAN
- I don’t care. Do unto others as you would like to have be done unto you.
- MASON
- Okay, I’m six and I know that’s bad grammar.
- TREEMAN
- (pause) Don’t be stupid. Just don’t be stupid. Best of luck. Get out of my forest.
- MASON
- Alright, well, I suppose this is goodbye.
- TREEMAN
- Goodbye.
- 8.
- MASON
- You’ll never see me again.
- TREEMAN
- Aware. Bye.
- Mason lingers.
- TREEMAN
- What?
- MASON
- I...
- TREEMAN
- Spit it out.
- MASON
- How does your body work?
- TREEMAN
- What?
- MASON
- How do you ...eat?
- TREEMAN
- I feed on the energies of the organisms.
- MASON
- Like a parasite?
- TREEMAN
- I only take a small amount.
- MASON
- Like a banker.
- TREEMAN
- What?
- MASON
- You’re skimming off the top, like a banker.
- TREEMAN
- Don’t compare me to those inhuman bloodsuckers.
- MASON
- But you are inhuman!
- TREEMAN
- Well you don’t have to be mean about it. I still have feelings.
- 9.
- MASON
- (pause) How do you release waste then?
- TREEMAN
- There’s no waste, I just use energy.
- MASON
- The law of conservation of energy states that--
- TREEMAN
- No, I get it, you don’t have to prove to me that you’re precocious.
- MASON
- But where does the energy go?
- TREEMAN
- I suppose it’s radiated out into the world through my loving actions.
- MASON
- You aren’t very loving.
- TREEMAN
- You aren’t very shut up.
- MASON
- (pause) But what about your lungs?
- TREEMAN
- What about them?
- MASON
- Do you breathe?
- TREEMAN
- Yes, like a tree.
- MASON
- Trees breathe?!
- TREEMAN
- Yes, we inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.
- MASON
- That’s so cool!
- TREEMAN
- I suppose. Have I satisfied your queries?
- MASON
- Well, it would be really interesting to do a science experiment on your body. It could help the scientists a lot.
- 10.
- TREEMAN
- You can’t tell anyone about me, I thought that went without saying.
- MASON
- But your body could cure cancer!
- TREEMAN
- I’m a spirit. They’d cut me open, and take away my moss and test it out as combat armor.
- MASON
- Oh. Why would they do that?
- TREEMAN
- Haven't you seen any movies about aliens? It always goes the same way. Humans make contact with a previously unknown life form, the future looks hopeful, and then some loose cannon army coronal doesn't trust them and it's an allegory for racism and then he launches the missiles and the aliens all die. It’s a simple five step plot. I'm not going to be the aliens.
- Mason thinks.
- MASON
- But what if--
- TREEMAN
- Simple 5 step plot.
- MASON
- But--
- TREEMAN
- Simple. 5. Step. Plot. Say it with me.
- MASON
- I’m okay. (pause)Can I find you here again?
- TREEMAN
- Not if I can help it.
- Mason looks like he is about to cry.
- TREEMAN
- Oh don’t do that.
- Tears appear.
- TREEMAN
- No no, come on, not that.
- Mason wails.
- 11.
- TREEMAN
- Oh come on, this is manipulative.
- MASON
- I just wanted to find myself.
- TREEMAN
- Look, that's a tall order, Mason. Most people don't find themselves well into their mid-20's, some even longer. Well, those people aren't the best role models, but the point is, you have time to find yourself. You're six. The world's a big place and one day you'll find your place within it.
- MASON
- Thanks.
- TREEMAN
- So, it’s been lovely, but...
- MASON
- Okay. I’ll go.
- TREEMAN
- Sounds like a plan.
- MASON
- Thanks for the thoughts.
- TREEMAN
- I’m a spirit, not a hippy, Mason.
- Mason leaves. The Treeman stands, looks after him, then pauses. He takes a piece of moss from his body, looks soulfully into it. Blackout.
- SCENE 2
- Lights up on a single swing set in the background. Sounds of children playing is heard. Sophia, an 8 year old girl, stands holding a big red ball. She bounces it. Mason, wearing a new shirt with the number 8 written in the same manner as the previous number 6, approaches her.
- MASON
- Hi.
- SOPHIA
- Hi.
- Sophia continues to bounce the ball.
- 12.
- MASON
- What are you doing?
- Sophia catches the ball, looks at him, looks back at the ball and continues to bounce it.
- MASON
- Okay, bye.
- Without blacking out, the scene shifts to The Treeman sitting on his stump, holding a nearly finished birdhouse. He is fiddling with little things to finish it. Mason, looking a little older emerges from the bushes.
- MASON
- You!
- TREEMAN
- (Shrieking) Agh!!! (pause) Is that Mason?
- MASON
- Yes!
- TREEMAN
- Hello Mason. What are you doing here?
- MASON
- I (pause) I just realized something. You never told me your name.
- TREEMAN
- I definitely did.
- MASON
- No you didn’t.
- The Treeman gives Mason a look.
- MASON
- I don’t know your name.
- TREEMAN
- I am The Treeman.
- MASON
- That’s a rather odd name.
- TREEMAN
- So is Mason.
- 13.
- MASON
- Mason’s a very reasonable name.
- TREEMAN
- Are you a Mason?
- MASON
- No. I could be in the future, though.
- TREEMAN
- Strange, huh?
- MASON
- No. Not really.
- TREEMAN
- (pause) Why are you here?
- MASON
- Well, I need help.
- TREEMAN
- With what? Finding yourself?
- MASON
- No, I did that already.
- TREEMAN
- Right. (pause) What then?
- MASON
- A girl.
- TREEMAN
- A girl.
- MASON
- Yes. A girl.
- TREEMAN
- Mason, you came back to find the spirit of the forest for some advice about girls.
- MASON
- Yes. A girl.
- TREEMAN
- A girl, right. What makes you think I know anything about girls?
- MASON
- What?
- 14.
- TREEMAN
- If you’ll recall, I don’t like humanoid creatures, as a rule.
- MASON
- But you are one.
- TREEMAN
- I mean attracted. I’m not attracted to humanoid creatures.
- MASON
- Oh. Right.
- TREEMAN
- Moss. I like moss.
- MASON
- But surely you know something about approaching girls, I mean you knew all that stuff about humans and movies!
- TREEMAN
- I watch a lot of TV.
- MASON
- (pause) How is that a thing?
- TREEMAN
- What do you mean?
- MASON
- There’s no TV around here.
- TREEMAN
- I don’t need one. These antlers aren’t just for show, you know.
- MASON
- I don’t know.
- TREEMAN
- Since I was a sapling, I started to see visions in my head. It was unlike anything I had ever seen before. Weird, hairless creatures roaming about boxes, talking incessantly about other hairless creatures. I began to think I was a prophet. These creatures knew of love, of beauty, of passion, of sadness. I thought their struggles might teach me something of my own. Then I was roaming the forest one day when I stumbled upon the camp of a few of these creatures. They had brought a box witht ehm that held my visions, and I realized over time and subsequent weeks that I was only intercepting their signals.
- MASON
- That must have been a let down.
- 15.
- TREEMAN
- Yeah. It was only recently that I learned how to change the channel and get Netflix, too.
- MASON
- You had no control over what you watched?
- TREEMAN
- Yeah, I had to wait for a good spontaneous sneeze to change the channel. One time I got stuck on Oxygen for months and that was the worst by far. They really need to rethink their programming.
- MASON
- A girl.
- TREEMAN
- Right, a girl. Well, I’ll take a shot at it. What’s your issue?
- MASON
- She doesn’t talk to me.
- TREEMAN
- Did you do something to her?
- MASON
- No, never!
- TREEMAN
- How many times have you tried talking to her?
- MASON
- Well, I said “Hi” to her and then she said “Hi” back, and then I asked what she was doing, and she was bouncing a ball so she showed me that she was bouncing the ball and she seemed very off-putting and then I said bye and I left the situation because I was under a lot of duress and I couldn’t handle the subtle rejection she seemed to be putting before me, or rather didn’t bother with acceptance and I don’t know what I’m gonna do.
- TREEMAN
- Slow down, now. Mason, you’ve got to try harder than that.
- MASON
- I tried really hard.
- TREEMAN
- Perseverance is key.
- MASON
- Is that the wisdom, now? Three words?
- 16.
- TREEMAN
- I’m starting to remember why I kicked you out last time. Mason, when I was growing up, I wasn’t the most popular tree. Barely any moss grew on me. I could barely cover my northern side. But I worked hard to attract moss and look at me now. Practically swimming in it.
- MASON
- But I’m not attracting moss. I’m attracting girls.
- TREEMAN
- (pause) Why is that?
- MASON
- What?
- TREEMAN
- Why are you attracting girls, trying to anyway?
- MASON
- Because... they’re... girls.
- TREEMAN
- That’s not a very good reason. Run with me on this.
- The Treeman puts an arm around Mason and gestures with the other hand as if to “show him the possibilities”.
- TREEMAN(CONT”D)
- Moss is compact, never leaves you, and is always fresh. Not to mention, most moss is very loyal.
- MASON
- I don’t think that’s really a good idea.
- TREEMAN
- It’s a great idea-- What do you mean?
- MASON
- I’m not attracted to moss.
- TREEMAN
- And moss won’t be attracted to you with that attitude.
- MASON
- I don’t think it’s a good idea. I think I’m just going to go back there and tell her that I like her.
- The Treeman moves in front of Mason.
- TREEMAN
- Maybe that’s a better idea.
- 17.
- Mason exits. The Treeman looks down at his own moss.
- TREEMAN
- Hey, it’s no fault of yours... Oh darling, you mustn’t be so sensitive, he’s just a child. Yes. You’re very beautiful. I think every day of how lucky I am to have such shiny moss.
- Blackout.
- SCENE 4
- Sophia is sitting on a bench at recess. She stares at her hands and then notices that this might seem weird. She snaps back to pose, in case anyone is watching.
- Mason enters.
- MASON
- Sophia?
- SOPHIA
- Yes?
- MASON
- Hi.
- Pause.
- MASON
- Do you want to out on a date?
- SOPHIA
- Where would we go?
- MASON
- Dinner?
- SOPHIA
- What afterward?
- MASON
- I don’t... know.
- SOPHIA
- Think.
- MASON
- An adventure?
- SOPHIA
- Yes. I’d like that.
- 18.
- MASON
- Cool. I’ll come to your house around 7?
- SOPHIA
- Will you?
- MASON
- Yes. Goodbye.
- SOPHIA
- Bye.
- Sophia turns and exits. Mason pauses to cherish the moment, then skips offstage.
- Blackout.
- SCENE 5
- Mason and Sophia walk a street at night. Mason is dressed in his Sunday Best, while Sophia is dressed in entirely black.
- MASON
- Did you like the Chicken Tikka?
- SOPHIA
- Yes.
- Mason looks relieved.
- SOPHIA
- So are we going on an adventure?
- MASON
- Huh?
- SOPHIA
- You said we were going on an adventure.
- MASON
- That was a little bit hyperbolic.
- SOPHIA
- I don’t know the meaning of the word.
- MASON
- Well we’re 8.
- SOPHIA
- I know.
- 19.
- MASON
- There’s not a ton we can do at this stage in our lives.
- SOPHIA
- But we can go on an adventure.
- MASON
- I don’t know what we could do.
- SOPHIA
- You’ve never been on an adventure before?
- MASON
- I did once a little bit.
- SOPHIA
- Where was it?
- MASON
- In the forest.
- SOPHIA
- When?
- MASON
- When was the adventure?
- SOPHIA
- Yes.
- MASON
- About two years ago.
- SOPHIA
- What did you do.
- MASON
- Oh. Um. I wandered.
- SOPHIA
- Around the forest?
- MASON
- Yeah.
- SOPHIA
- Let’s go do that.
- MASON
- I’m not sure that’s the best idea.
- SOPHIA
- Why not?
- 20.
- MASON
- It’s in the woods. At night. It could be dangerous.
- SOPHIA
- You’ll protect me, won’t you?
- MASON
- I’m protecting you by advising that we shouldn’t go.
- SOPHIA
- I want an adventure, Mason.
- MASON
- I mean, we had fun at dinner, right?
- Sophia gazes of into space, disappointed.
- MASON
- Um. Okay. We can go on an adventure.
- SOPHIA
- You are turning out to be a good date.
- Mason looks back at her and half nods. He carries himself a little higher.
- MASON
- Follow me.
- Mason leads Sophia into the clearing where he has previously found The Treeman. Lighting returns to how it was at the beginning of the play. Sound of forest crescendos to be slightly too large and then shrinks back to a just audible level.
- MASON
- Well, this is where it was.
- SOPHIA
- All I see is a stump.
- MASON
- Right, see that’s where it started, we just have to wait.
- SOPHIA
- Wait?
- MASON
- For the adventure to start.
- 21.
- SOPHIA
- Okay.
- MASON
- Any minute now.
- The Treeman enters and sees Mason.
- TREEMAN
- Hey Mason. Is this gonna be a regular thing now--
- He sees Sophia.
- TREEMAN (CONT’D)
- Oh god damn it Mason. What did I say?
- MASON
- Not to tell people about you. And I didn’t. You just showed up.
- TREEMAN
- This is MY house.
- MASON
- Forest.
- TREEMAN
- Same thing.
- MASON
- Look, she’s cool though.
- TREEMAN
- She’s dressed in all black! And she’s 8.
- MASON
- What does that mean?
- TREEMAN
- Something’s got to be wrong with her.
- SOPHIA
- There’s nothing wrong with me.
- TREEMAN
- Well you’re certainly an unbiased source.
- SOPHIA
- And what are you?
- TREEMAN
- A homeless man.
- 22.
- SOPHIA
- (pointing to his head, to Mason) Why is he wearing antlers?
- TREEMAN
- I’m crazy. (Aiming to scare Sophia, he dances strangely) Bugahoolamachacha!
- SOPHIA
- Mason, hanging out with a homeless man isn’t an adventure.
- TREEMAN
- Mason, why is no child nowadays scared of me? Have I lost my touch?
- SOPHIA
- I hope so. You touching children isn’t a pleasant thought.
- TREEMAN
- (pause) What the fuck?
- MASON
- Treeman, do you remember when you offered me an adventure?
- TREEMAN
- How could I forget?
- MASON
- Why can’t you take us on that adventure now?
- TREEMAN
- Mason, could I talk to you alone?
- MASON
- Yeah, I guess so.
- They walk to the opposite side of the stage. The forest makes this function as a separate room. As they talk, Sophia wanders to the opposite side of the stage, gathers twigs, sits on the stump, and begins breaking them into smaller and smaller pieces. The Treeman and Mason speak in hushed voices.
- TREEMAN
- What the hell, man?
- MASON
- What?
- TREEMAN
- I told you not to tell anyone about me!
- 23.
- MASON
- But she wants an adventure.
- TREEMAN
- So take her to a different part of the woods and show her a real adventure.
- Mason stares blankly at The Treeman.
- TREEMAN (CONT’D)
- Right, 8. She needs to go. She already knows too much.
- MASON
- If I know, then why can’t she know?
- TREEMAN
- I don’t trust her.
- MASON
- Why?
- TREEMAN
- She’s a girl.
- MASON
- What does that have to do with it?
- TREEMAN
- They always seem to muck things up.
- MASON
- What are you talking about?
- TREEMAN
- They’re weak and conniving little creatures. They connive.
- MASON
- Wow, you’re actually a sexist.
- TREEMAN
- And you let one of them into my home.
- MASON
- I need to make this a really good date. Please help me.
- TREEMAN
- I’m telling you, moss is where it’s at.
- MASON
- Shut up with the moss! Help me!
- TREEMAN
- Alright.
- 24.
- They return to Sophia.
- MASON
- Cool. So, uh, how about that adventure?
- Mason gives him a look, as if he’s saying “come on.”
- The Treeman thinks for a moment.
- TREEMAN
- Follow me.
- They exit. Blackout.
- SCENE 8
- The Treeman, Mason, Sophia, walk around the stage and throughout the theatre, as was done in Scene 1.
- SOPHIA
- Where are we going?
- TREEMAN
- You’ll see.
- SOPHIA
- I don’t like surprises.
- TREEMAN
- Then why are you on an adventure?
- SOPHIA
- Why not?
- TREEMAN
- There are hopefully going to be surprises on this adventure.
- SOPHIA
- Why should there be?
- TREEMAN
- That’s kinda the point of an adventure.
- SOPHIA
- Says you.
- TREEMAN
- Yes, says me, and says you too if you thought about it for a second.
- SOPHIA
- Why are you wearing antlers?
- 25.
- TREEMAN
- Why aren’t you?
- SOPHIA
- Because I’m not weird.
- TREEMAN
- We’re all weird around here. Maybe this isn’t your scene.
- Mason looks at Sophia.
- MASON
- I’m not weird.
- TREEMAN
- What’s wrong with being weird?
- SOPHIA
- Then people don’t like you.
- TREEMAN
- Yes they do.
- SOPHIA
- I bet you like to think so.
- TREEMAN
- People like weird people.
- SOPHIA
- Weird people, maybe.
- TREEMAN
- Eccentric. Eccentric people. People like eccentric people.
- SOPHIA
- Eccentric people don’t wear antlers.
- TREEMAN
- Some of them do!
- SOPHIA
- The weird ones.
- TREEMAN
- Oh shut up.
- SOPHIA
- I mean it. Why are you wearing antlers?
- TREEMAN
- Because I’m a spirit.
- 26.
- SOPHIA
- Yeah, okay.
- TREEMAN
- Tell her, Mason.
- They look at Mason. Sophia gives him a wry look.
- MASON
- He is.
- TREEMAN
- See?
- SOPHIA
- He’s a spirit. Like a ghost?
- MASON
- No no, he’s the spirit of the forest, he takes kids on adventures sometimes, he like likes moss.
- SOPHIA
- (pause) Huh.
- MASON
- Yeah.
- SOPHIA
- Do the kids come back from the adventures?
- TREEMAN
- Yes.
- SOPHIA
- He’s not a...you know?
- TREEMAN
- No.
- SOPHIA
- I’m not talking to you.
- TREEMAN
- Well I’m not an inanimate fucking object.
- SOPHIA
- I don’t like the look of him.
- TREEMAN
- Why does EVERY kid think that EVERY adult they don’t know is a pedophile!? This is RIDICULOUS! Most molestations are perpetrated by adults that kids KNOW! STATISTICALLY, I am much SAFER for you to be around than ANY OTHER ADULT!
- I AM NOT a PEDOPHILE! I am a SPIRIT! SPIRITS don’t MOLEST CHILDREN! GET IT THROUGH YOU HEAD!
- 27.
- SOPHIA
- Pedophiles don’t usually think they’re pedophiles.
- TREEMAN
- Yes, they do!
- SOPHIA
- Sometimes they think they’re spirits.
- TREEMAN
- No, they don’t!
- SOPHIA
- Yes, they do.
- TREEMAN
- No, they don’t!
- SOPHIA
- You’re sounding a little childish.
- TREEMAN
- AGH! (pause) I swear to Mother Earth, I’m gonna strangle this girl.
- MASON
- Sophia, can you not?
- SOPHIA
- What?
- MASON
- You’re agitating him.
- SOPHIA
- So?
- MASON
- Just, lay off.
- SOPHIA
- He’s weird.
- MASON
- I know. (pause) For me?
- SOPHIA
- (pause) Sure.
- MASON
- Thanks.
- 28.
- SOPHIA
- So, spirit. Do you have special powers?
- TREEMAN
- I do.
- SOPHIA
- Like what?
- TREEMAN
- I can turn into a tree.
- SOPHIA
- Really?
- TREEMAN
- Yes. I’m pretty good at it too.
- SOPHIA
- Demonstrate.
- TREEMAN
- I’m not your monkey.
- SOPHIA
- You were boasting about your powers.
- TREEMAN
- I wasn’t boasting.
- SOPHIA
- It sounded like boasting.
- TREEMAN
- You asked me a direct question.
- SOPHIA
- Did I?
- TREEMAN
- Yes.
- SOPHIA
- Show me your powers.
- The Treeman mulls it over.
- TREEMAN
- Alright. Give me a minute. I need to concentrate.
- 29.
- The Treeman puts his hands together in a meditative bind then releases them and then extends his arms out at odd angles. He stays very still. There is a pause.
- SOPHIA
- Huh.
- TREEMAN
- It’s good, isn’t it?
- MASON
- You don’t look like a tree.
- TREEMAN
- What?
- MASON
- You look like you always do but with your arms up.
- TREEMAN
- Huh. Must not be working right. Let me try again.
- SOPHIA
- You’re pretty dumb, aren’t you?
- TREEMAN
- Shut up, let me concentrate.
- SOPHIA
- If you think you’re funny, you’re not funny.
- TREEMAN
- Ignoring you.
- The Treeman repeats the gestures and again there is a pause. Nothing happens. They stare at him, waiting.
- TREEMAN
- Damnit.
- MASON
- Have you ever been able to turn into a tree?
- TREEMAN
- All my life.
- MASON
- People weren’t just humoring you?
- TREEMAN
- What people?
- 30.
- MASON
- Right. How do you know that you were able to turn into a tree?
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