Cyberpunk: Session 9: Can I Light His Katana on Fire?

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, November 17, 2013
1:38 PM - Ass Ketchup: pikachu deserves 20 in every stat and every skill
1:38 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: but I'm watching animeeee
1:38 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: can this wait like
1:38 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: 9 minutes and 45 seconds
1:38 PM - MeltingData: yeah
1:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: i'm gonna gosoon for Thor 2
1:39 PM - MeltingData: its really good
1:39 PM - Ass Ketchup: lol
1:39 PM - M. Ciaster: alright
1:39 PM - MeltingData: such doge
1:39 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: so much for session
1:40 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: oh you plebs can wait
1:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: also
1:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: a little taste of stalker pnp
1:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/49676805/How%20to%20pronounce%20mongoloid.mp3
1:40 PM - M. Ciaster: well we could always wait for Potato to come back or we could start without him
1:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: yes
1:41 PM - MeltingData: i'd rather not wait like 2 hours :v
1:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ^
1:41 PM - Ass Ketchup: i dont like potatoes
1:41 PM - MeltingData: #shotsfired
1:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: I prefer french fries
1:41 PM - M. Ciaster: in this case let's start right now, have Potato disappear whenever he has to and then have him rejoin
1:42 PM - MeltingData: french fries are pretty great
1:42 PM - M. Ciaster: when he comes back
1:42 PM - Ass Ketchup: i like many things made of potatoes though. including french fries
1:42 PM - Ass Ketchup: and potato chips
1:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: but you don't like potato potatoes
1:42 PM - MeltingData: seamless drop in drop out multiplayer  experience
1:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and especially not potato potato
1:42 PM - Ass Ketchup: fuck potato potatoes
1:42 PM - Ass Ketchup: fukkin potaters
1:42 PM - MeltingData: holy fuck i want a shiba inu so muc
1:42 PM - MeltingData: they're SO CUTE AAA
1:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: omg this anime bitch is so tsundere
1:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: shiba inu?
1:43 PM - MeltingData: yeah
1:43 PM - MeltingData: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLWcMrDTny8
1:43 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: doge
1:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: eh woot?
1:43 PM - MeltingData: doge
1:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: a
1:43 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: b
1:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 'loyal as fuck'
1:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: im sold
1:44 PM - MeltingData: yeah
1:44 PM - MeltingData: they're such cute
1:44 PM - MeltingData: so tenacity
1:44 PM - MeltingData: much loyal
1:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: fukken harem animes
1:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: the nigga was about to finally kiss a bitch
1:44 PM - Ass Ketchup: woof
1:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: then the other ones show up and go "lolnope" in their robot suit things
1:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: fukken animu
1:45 PM - Mame Gaster: jesus don't tell me you're seriously watching a harem anime
1:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: shhhh
1:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: dafuq are you watching
1:45 PM - Mame Gaster: go seek help if so
1:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: Infinite Stratos
1:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: dafuq is dis
1:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: anime
1:45 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: harek aime?
1:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: no
1:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: about some fancy suit shits
1:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: like
1:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: its animu
1:45 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: harem*
1:45 PM - MeltingData: ok can we wait a bit to start
1:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: exoskeletons or somethin
1:45 PM - MeltingData: i need to vacuum
1:46 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
1:46 PM - Mame Gaster: at this rate we'll never start
1:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and there's a special school for learning to pilot these things
1:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and shit happens
1:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: so yeah
1:46 PM - Mame Gaster: oh yeah it'll also be a shorter session 'cause school tomorrow and stuff
1:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: just be happy I'm not raging over the new Madoka Magica movie I saw last night
1:47 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: because god damn
1:47 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: it was amazing
1:47 PM - Ass Ketchup: u fukkin nerdes
1:47 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: but bby
1:47 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: pls
1:47 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: u hurt me
1:47 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: watch some myisaki
1:47 PM - Mame Gaster: never watched a single anime :smug:
1:47 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: because ur a shitpleb
1:47 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: get the spirits up
1:47 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ciaster
1:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: at least watch some myisaki movies
1:48 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: you'd like anime that isn't weird or harem or magical gurl
1:48 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: like Cowboy Bebop
1:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: guys makes masterpieces
1:48 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: that shit is pretty fly
1:48 PM - Mame Gaster: actually I might have watched a miyazaki movie or two
1:48 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and I don't just mean the space ships
1:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and samurai champloo
1:48 PM - Mame Gaster: they were pretty damn good
1:48 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: so you HAVE watched anime
1:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: fucking everyone should watch samurai champloo
1:48 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and thus you lied
1:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: you are a big fat liar
1:48 PM - Mame Gaster: but apart from that, I've stayed anime clean
1:48 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: meaning you're a terrible GM and we should all get buffed for it
1:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: liar!!!!
1:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: buff pikachu
1:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: buff pikachu too
1:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: give pikachu 20 in everything
1:49 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
1:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: everything
1:49 PM - Mame Gaster: I'm a testament to the Nerds Anonymous
1:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: I agree to 20ing pikachu's everything
1:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: pikachu can drive the AV
1:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and shoot the gun
1:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and shit grenades
1:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: at the same time
1:49 PM - Mame Gaster: also nobody's getting a buff :v fuk u all
1:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
1:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: wow game 0/10 terribad gm
1:49 PM - Mame Gaster: t☺
1:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: but ciaster-senpai
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: pikachu's stats havent been made yet
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: so technically its not a buff!!!!
1:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: make them now
1:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: before the game
1:50 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: ok
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: 20
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: 20
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: 20
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: 20
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: 20
1:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: agreed
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: 20
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: 20
1:50 PM - Mame Gaster: also no 20s in everything
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: 20
1:50 PM - Mame Gaster: no
1:50 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: is there anyway to add combat turn actions?
1:50 PM - Mame Gaster: 20 yourself
1:50 PM - Mame Gaster: nah, 2 is max
1:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
1:50 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: aw
1:51 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i want to slice up 20 guys in one room
1:51 PM - Mame Gaster: you're already pretty OP
1:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: I want to pay to watch you slice up 20 guys in one room
1:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: in one turn
1:51 PM - Mame Gaster: when you're playing your dude right anyway
1:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and I'll but you more limbs
1:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and swords
1:51 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'm barely armored
1:51 PM - Mame Gaster: he's hit the limb limit
1:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: armor is for pussie
1:51 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: so late game i'll be fucked
1:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: can we just turn Wing into like, a spider samauri
1:51 PM - Mame Gaster: nnnnno
1:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: with enough arms to walk like a spider
1:52 PM - Mame Gaster: I don't like that extreme body mod shit
1:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: and climb walls
1:52 PM - Mame Gaster: too goofy
1:52 PM - MeltingData: pikachu should throw ye nades
1:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I want to be general grevious
1:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: ur 2 gooby
1:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: his name is almost as edgy as Entropy
1:52 PM - Mame Gaster: I like to keep shit relatively close to the ground, generally speaking
1:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: I helped Elowin achieve that
1:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: can i atleast have 3 arms
1:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: :v
1:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: i dont see how extra limbs is that unrealistic when you can already make robotic limbs
1:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: like crimson typhoon?
1:52 PM - Mame Gaster: it's not unrealistic it's just dumb
1:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: you can have extra limbs
1:53 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
1:53 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: but its op as fuck
1:53 PM - Ass Ketchup: youre dumb
1:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: when I first played doom
1:53 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'll essentially have 6 katanas
1:53 PM - Ass Ketchup: having extra limbs would be totally practical and awesome
1:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: I saw 'arms"
1:53 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: that i can swing all at once
1:53 PM - MeltingData: there's like costs for the mount
1:53 PM - MeltingData: cost for the arm
1:53 PM - MeltingData: cost for the surgery
1:53 PM - MeltingData: the surgery does damage
1:53 PM - Mame Gaster: spider 'borgs and additional arm ware is already in but like I said it's definitely too over-the-top for me
1:53 PM - MeltingData: the surgery has a chance of fucking up
1:53 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: which is like 6 * 4d6 damage
1:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: and thought it meant you could get radiated by the nuclear shit on mars and grow extra arms, making your punch more effective
1:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: that would of been sweet
1:54 PM - MeltingData: yeah
1:54 PM - Mame Gaster: shit that'd be a great upgrade to the berserker pack
1:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: in other news m8s I use Songsterr to learn some guitar shit and I get 2 weeks free of the Songsterr Plus for everybody that clicks this link so if you all just click the link then close it that's all you need to do I'd <3 u all and I promise not to break anyone else
1:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: http://www.songsterr.com/a/wa?ref=725539
1:54 PM - Mame Gaster: no
1:54 PM - Mame Gaster: seriously tho sure why not
1:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: ;-;
1:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: c:
1:54 PM - MeltingData: clikt
1:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: <3
1:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: thx bbz
1:54 PM - MeltingData: np
1:54 PM - Ass Ketchup: why dont you just click it twenty times
1:54 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: why do you have to pay to get tabs?
1:54 PM - Mame Gaster: if I get any malware though I'm flying over to NY and shoving a stick of TNT up your throat
1:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: you can find those all online
1:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: for free
1:55 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah
1:55 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
1:55 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: Cause its not really just tabs, but it has audio and playback and fancy featres
1:55 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: eh
1:55 PM - Mame Gaster: they gotta pay for the upkeep somehow
1:55 PM - Ass Ketchup: ur a featre
1:55 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: thx
1:56 PM - Mame Gaster: also http://ogresound.bandcamp.com/track/calico-dawn this track owns
1:56 PM - john fuckstick: kk nam chang'd
1:56 PM - Mame Gaster: so does the whole album in fact
1:56 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: in other news evil adorable anime wish granting space ferret magicat http://i.imgur.com/YSt7Qqv.png
1:57 PM - Mame Gaster: definitely dropping 5 britainbucks on it whenever I get the chance
1:57 PM - Mame Gaster: the album not the anime thing
1:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: britbux
1:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: i dont believe in space
1:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: this is offensive to me
1:57 PM - john fuckstick: woah appy
1:57 PM - john fuckstick: i just realized
1:57 PM - john fuckstick: the ear ring things
1:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: uwot
1:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: yes
1:57 PM - john fuckstick: dont have his ears looped into the
1:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: they break physics
1:57 PM - john fuckstick: them
1:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: lol
1:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: its magic
1:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: and also its completely pointless magic
1:58 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: Either the little shit took them off or someone wished for his gay little ear hoops to break the laws of physics more than they already did
1:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: a waste of magic
1:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: the magic required to do thatt c´could probably have fed a starving space child
1:58 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge has changed their name to Entropy the Edgenificent.
1:58 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: maybe so
1:58 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: but that thing is evil
1:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and emotionless
1:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and preys on little girls
1:59 PM - Mame Gaster: hopefully in the non-sexual sense
1:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: does turning them into demons and harvesting a release of energy upon that transformation count as sexual
1:59 PM - Mame Gaster: depends on whether you're into that or not I guess
2:00 PM - john fuckstick: im into that
2:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: couse you are
2:00 PM - Ass Ketchup: weird fuck
2:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I got you into it
2:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: :v
2:00 PM - Mame Gaster: I'm playing games with weird fucks, ain't I
2:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: you are a weird fuck m8
2:00 PM - Mame Gaster: shit, that's pretty self evident I mean we're all nerds
2:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: don't lie to yourself
2:00 PM - Mame Gaster: I know I am
2:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: you're polish that makes you a weird fuck by default
2:00 PM - Ass Ketchup: im not a nerd you are
2:00 PM - Mame Gaster: I'm just a really boring weird fuck is all :v
2:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I used to be a really boring weird fuck
2:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: then Ryan turned me into a weeb
2:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: you hate fun
2:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats pretty weird
2:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: now I'm a weeb weird fuck
2:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and still boring
2:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: but with more anime
2:02 PM - john fuckstick: im just a weird fuck
2:02 PM - john fuckstick: idk appys a fuckbutt anyway
2:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: much rude
2:03 PM - john fuckstick: appy already knows
2:03 PM - john fuckstick: c:
2:03 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and since you all so graciously took 5 seconds of your time to click the link to help me get free stuff, would it be much of a bother to ask of you to spend another 5 seconds to do the same for Ryan? I'm sure he would be ever so grateful
2:03 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: : http://www.songsterr.com/a/wa?ref=694944
2:03 PM - Ass Ketchup: fok rien
2:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: lolno
2:03 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: not my problem you guys already helped me so I'm coo :v
2:04 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: speaking of Ryan he's huddled in his basement on tornado watch or something
2:05 PM - Mame Gaster: dang
2:05 PM - Mame Gaster: wait, tornados in Chicago? that's a thing over there?
2:05 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I dunno
2:05 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ask him
2:05 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: :v
2:06 PM - Mame Gaster: shit if there's any I sure hope they veer off and hit Detroit instead
2:06 PM - Mame Gaster: it'd be an improvement
2:06 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: :v
2:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: much rude
2:06 PM - Mame Gaster: seriously they're pretty much Detroit from Robocop only without Robocop
2:06 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so shit
2:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats probaby why detroit from robocop is called detroit
2:07 PM - Ass Ketchup: u fagmuncher
2:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: 11:07 AM - Brick XIV: Bricksgiving: I live in the suburbs, though Chicago's under a tornado warning too
2:07 PM - Mame Gaster: and they actually fixed that too with the statue they plopped down there a while ago/are planning on doing that
2:07 PM - john fuckstick: fallout: new compton
2:07 PM - Mame Gaster: jesus fuck Elowin can you be any more hostile
2:07 PM - Ass Ketchup: yes
2:07 PM - Mame Gaster: I'm 100% serious by the way
2:07 PM - Mame Gaster: I mean that was a funny schtick at first but it's getting tiresome
2:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: speaking of fallout my hypeomoter broke and them commit sudoku after the false hype
2:07 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;o
2:07 PM - Ass Ketchup: o;
2:07 PM - john fuckstick: yeah same
2:07 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;o
2:08 PM - john fuckstick: i swear if they put that shit in california again
2:08 PM - john fuckstick: ima be pissed
2:08 PM - john fuckstick: we need a new location
2:08 PM - Ass Ketchup: i know
2:08 PM - Ass Ketchup: the moon
2:08 PM - john fuckstick: nah
2:08 PM - Mame Gaster: not much in Cali to base a Fallout game around nowadays :v
2:08 PM - john fuckstick: 2boring
2:08 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Fallout: Lunar Radiation
2:08 PM - Ass Ketchup: fuk u i love the mun
2:08 PM - Mame Gaster: I mean it'd pretty much be "The Wild West: the 1900s only with robots"
2:08 PM - john fuckstick: yeah
2:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: isnt that what fallout is?
2:09 PM - Mame Gaster: I remember Van Buren was supposed to have its endgame set on a space station
2:09 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Oh we want obsedian to make a fallout game"
2:09 PM - john fuckstick: maybe canada
2:09 PM - Bruce Brynes: "oh we don't want a fallout game in cali again"
2:09 PM - Bruce Brynes: 2scrub4me
2:09 PM - john fuckstick: canada would be cool
2:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: i want obsedian to make fellout
2:09 PM - Mame Gaster: technically Canada's USA so :v
2:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: ur usa
2:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: oh wait youre like the only one who isnt usa
2:09 PM - john fuckstick: who cares what country its from
2:09 PM - Mame Gaster: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110125062642/fallout/images/d/d8/Fo1_Intro_Canadian_Freedom_Fighter.png
2:09 PM - john fuckstick: i just want to shoot bears and chug maple syrup
2:10 PM - john fuckstick: and tear trees out of the ground
2:10 PM - Mame Gaster: OUR BOYS KEEPING PEACE IN NEWLY ANNEXED CANADA
2:10 PM - Mame Gaster: I love the F1 intro
2:10 PM - Ass Ketchup: i want more psychic
2:10 PM - john fuckstick: psykers are dumb homo bullshit
2:10 PM - Ass Ketchup: fuk u
2:10 PM - Ass Ketchup: fite me irl
2:10 PM - Ass Ketchup: srs
2:10 PM - Mame Gaster: psychic stuff was never really a huge thing though
2:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: there any sort of psychic implants in CP like in System Shock?
2:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: gurps was supposed to be the system for fallout
2:10 PM - john fuckstick: yeah it was just kind of in the corner
2:10 PM - Ass Ketchup: uhh
2:10 PM - Ass Ketchup: except you know
2:10 PM - Mame Gaster: apart from the Master and a couple of dudes at his place
2:10 PM - john fuckstick: ye
2:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: but then the creator of gurps saw the intro
2:10 PM - Ass Ketchup: the big bad in the first fellout was psychic
2:11 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: needs more FATAL
2:11 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah but he kinda got blown the fuck up by a nuke
2:11 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
2:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and then didn't wanted it associated with gurps
2:11 PM - john fuckstick: everything needs more fatal
2:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: >pyschics are shit
2:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: Aw HELL naw
2:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: fight me irl
2:11 PM - Ass Ketchup: bruce
2:11 PM - Mame Gaster: and now the only psychic-ish thing we've got is the Forecaster at the 188 in New Vegas
2:11 PM - Ass Ketchup: i already did that
2:11 PM - john fuckstick: they're a lame excuse to have magickz :v
2:11 PM - Ass Ketchup: get better
2:11 PM - Ass Ketchup: youre a lame excuse
2:11 PM - Mame Gaster: also lol at the creator of gurps pussying out after watching the intro
2:11 PM - Mame Gaster: gurps sucks anyway
2:11 PM - Ass Ketchup: there was psychic shit in fallout 2 and tactics too
2:11 PM - Ass Ketchup: and i think there was some psychics in one of the fallout 3 dlcs
2:11 PM - john fuckstick: what does gurps even stand for
2:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: fallout barely has magic tho
2:12 PM - Mame Gaster: it's Everything And The Kitchen Sink: The Game
2:12 PM - Ass Ketchup: technology in fallout is magic
2:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: General Universal Role PLaying System
2:12 PM - john fuckstick: oh shit the kitchen sink too?
2:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: if psykers were playable or actually used their their power it would be dumb
2:12 PM - john fuckstick: ^
2:12 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah Fallout doesn't have magic at all really just a bit of supernatural stuff and that's a bit different I guess
2:12 PM - john fuckstick: yeah
2:12 PM - Mame Gaster: I mean there was, what, one ghost in F2?
2:12 PM - Ass Ketchup: it doesnt have magic but it has psychics
2:12 PM - Mame Gaster: and of course the mentioned psykers
2:12 PM - Mame Gaster: apart from that, uhh, I dunno,
2:13 PM - Ass Ketchup: and really, technology in fallout is practically magical
2:13 PM - john fuckstick: i liked mothership zeta
2:13 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: don't forget that Fallout 2 had the freaky shaman guy
2:13 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: who talked to you
2:13 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: in your fucking dreams
2:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
2:13 PM - john fuckstick: mostly because you get to welcome aliens into the culture of My Fucking Fists, USA.
2:13 PM - Mame Gaster: oh, yeah, Hakunin
2:13 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and NV has that psychic kid
2:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: ^^^^^^^^^^^
2:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
2:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
2:13 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: oi pleb
2:13 PM - Mame Gaster: I liked blasting the aliens with a double barrel
2:13 PM - john fuckstick: that kid is rather well done
2:13 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: aren't you supposed to be at a movie
2:13 PM - Ass Ketchup: and tactics has beastmaster faggots but i guess it's not technically canon
2:13 PM - Mame Gaster: felt really 'murican
2:13 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: or somethin
2:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: Oh yeah, turns out we're going to a later showing
2:14 PM - Mame Gaster: like, 'get off my dang porch ya fukken aliens' murican
2:14 PM - Bruce Brynes: So we can start and shit
2:14 PM - Mame Gaster: oh
2:14 PM - Mame Gaster: well in this case how 'bout we start about now?
2:14 PM - john fuckstick: ciaster whats the name of that one unique shotgun
2:14 PM - john fuckstick: its like "terrible shotty" or something
2:14 PM - john fuckstick: i cant remember
2:14 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah
2:14 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah it's Terrible Shotgun
2:14 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: terrible shotgun
2:14 PM - Mame Gaster: I always stuck to the sawn-off in F3 :v
2:14 PM - Mame Gaster: felt more Mad Max
2:15 PM - Mame Gaster: nothin' like getting up in someone's face and then gibbing their face with a load of 12ga at close range
2:15 PM - Mame Gaster: maximum force of the future, bitch
2:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i never could use it
2:15 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so uh
2:16 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: it felt like shit in F3 because it would just take a resonable chunk out of their health
2:16 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: it never killed them so i sat for a sec reloading while they pumped me with lead
2:16 PM - john fuckstick: oh man fo3
2:16 PM - john fuckstick: i was like
2:16 PM - john fuckstick: all over the shotguns in fo3
2:17 PM - john fuckstick: they're damn good
2:17 PM - Mame Gaster: I played some FO3 by way of the TTW mod recently
2:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I remember when I first played FO3 years ago
2:17 PM - john fuckstick: ttw is good
2:17 PM - john fuckstick: i love it with the armory
2:17 PM - Mame Gaster: it's fun and all but man the fucking albino radscorps
2:17 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah the armory makes it so much more awesome
2:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: then the Fallout Collection was released within the week on Steam and since I was in love with FO3 I bought it without hesitation
2:17 PM - john fuckstick: just blast a nigga and he's got a ww1 trench knife
2:17 PM - Mame Gaster: nothing like blasting through raiders to get a sweet new gat
2:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and absolutely hated them all c:
2:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: then I figured out how the fuck they worked months later and now I love them
2:17 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
2:18 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: same
2:18 PM - Mame Gaster: also the Armory glock 18 seriously owns when you use the selective fire mod
2:18 PM - Mame Gaster: bursts all day erry day
2:18 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: old school rpgs are fun once you know how they work
2:18 PM - john fuckstick: >selective fire
2:18 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
2:18 PM - john fuckstick: >not always using full retard
2:18 PM - Mame Gaster: eats ammo like a hungry... ammo eater, I guess though
2:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: I use selective fire
2:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: I select EVERYONE
2:18 PM - Mame Gaster: well burst is way more accurate
2:18 PM - john fuckstick: >Accuracy
2:18 PM - Mame Gaster: and I like playing ~tactically~
2:18 PM - john fuckstick: who needs accuracy
2:18 PM - john fuckstick: you know what has 100% accuracy?
2:18 PM - Mame Gaster: plus 9mm +P is expensive
2:19 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah
2:19 PM - Mame Gaster: the Fat Man
2:19 PM - john fuckstick: wimps
2:19 PM - john fuckstick: wimps have 100% accuracy
2:19 PM - john fuckstick: anyway lets start
2:19 PM - Mame Gaster: yea
2:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: we're all getting fallouty when we should be getting edgy
2:19 PM - john fuckstick has changed their name to John Edsworth.
2:19 PM - Mame Gaster: Last time on... Cyberpunk PnP!
2:19 PM - John Edsworth: darn you kakacarrot cake
2:19 PM - John Edsworth: you am no real super sand
2:20 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: NUE GUNZ
2:20 PM - Mame Gaster: The party descended the crumbling urban close quarters hell that is the random apartment building, the hideout of the Warrior Hearts street gang!
2:20 PM - Mame Gaster: The party got new guns!
2:20 PM - Mame Gaster: The party will get countless more new guns!
2:20 PM - John Edsworth: Ness levelled up!
2:20 PM - John Edsworth: Oh baby!
2:20 PM - John Edsworth: +3 Guts
2:20 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Pikachu became a main character!
2:20 PM - Mame Gaster: Also, the GM is a dumbass and crippled the new player sorry about that Elowin!
2:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: Poo leveled up!
2:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: Poo learned PSI fire omega!
2:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: pikachu leveled up
2:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: Poo gained 26 hp!
2:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: Oh baby!
2:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: Poo gained 10 guts!
2:21 PM - Mame Gaster: Last but not least, mr. animedude katana-san skewered the Queen like a kebab in a single turn!
2:21 PM - John Edsworth: goddamn the mother series is the best shit ever
2:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: pikachu learned thundershock
2:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: Yep
2:22 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Pikachu always had thundershock within him
2:22 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: he just didn't know it
2:22 PM - Ass Ketchup: yes so he learned it
2:22 PM - Ass Ketchup: you silly goose
2:22 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: shhh
2:22 PM - John Edsworth: ok so where are we even
2:22 PM - Ass Ketchup: also mother would be awesome if it wasnt a jrpg
2:22 PM - John Edsworth: and what are we even
2:22 PM - Mame Gaster: When we left off, you were standing in the blood, guts and the chunks of brain the Warrior Queen's guards left behind themselves thanks to Entropy's mad cowboy action skills.
2:22 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ;o
2:22 PM - John Edsworth: the hell are you talking about elowin
2:22 PM - John Edsworth: earthbound is still awesome
2:22 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and jprgs are awesome
2:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: Did
2:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: course I may be biased
2:23 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: eh
2:23 PM - Ass Ketchup: i disagree
2:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: did newbie just diss Earthbound
2:23 PM - John Edsworth: wrpgs are better imo
2:23 PM - Ass Ketchup: i dissed jrpgs
2:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I never even played it c:
2:23 PM - Mame Gaster: You're on the 5th floor of a half-ruined apartment building. Four floors of weapons, enemies and stuff I guess await you!
2:23 PM - John Edsworth: mostly because fuck the new final fantasies
2:23 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I could never get into console jrpgs
2:23 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: final fantasy is just boring
2:23 PM - John Edsworth: 4 was good
2:23 PM - Mame Gaster: I don't like jrpgs maybe with the exception of pokemon but it's not really a standard jrpg
2:23 PM - Ass Ketchup: i liked earthbound but i stopped playing like halfway through because the combat was awful and boring
2:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: wait why did this amazonian queen bitch have a throne room in the middle of the apartment complex
2:23 PM - John Edsworth: 10 wasnt bad either
2:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: that's boring and stupid
2:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: Elowin confirmed for the worst
2:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and not edgy at all
2:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: The worst
2:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: like
2:24 PM - Mame Gaster: She's a cyberpunk gang leader
2:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: the worst
2:24 PM - John Edsworth: mother 3 has better combat tbh
2:24 PM - Mame Gaster: she's got the right to be eccentric and completely unfitting
2:24 PM - John Edsworth: dem beat combos
2:24 PM - Ass Ketchup: jrpgs are crap
2:24 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and now she's dead
2:24 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I didn't even get to use the shotgun part of my LeMatt yet
2:24 PM - John Edsworth: i like beat combos so muuuuch
2:24 PM - John Edsworth: they're the most kickass feature
2:25 PM - Mame Gaster: http://manilovefilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/i071968.jpg if the duke of new york (a-number one) could rock this ride, so could this lady have a throne
2:25 PM - Mame Gaster: btw Duke Of New York (A-Number One)'s car owns
2:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: The only thing I wasn't too fond of in Earthbound is how I had to level grind in the very begining so the Sharks wouldn't utterly destroy me
2:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: Once you get past that the game is like 24/7 ohmygodyes
2:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: can I get special cyberbullets that shoot tiny guns which also shoot bullets
2:26 PM - Mame Gaster: nnnnnnah
2:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: yes
2:26 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
2:26 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: also
2:27 PM - Ass Ketchup: can pikachu learn hyperbeam
2:27 PM - John Edsworth: >grinding to beat the sharks
2:27 PM - John Edsworth: ahaha
2:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: what is the electro laser attatchment that you can get for your gun
2:27 PM - Mame Gaster: 20:23 - Mame Gaster: You're on the 5th floor of a half-ruined apartment building. Four floors of weapons, enemies and stuff I guess await you!
what u do?
2:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: is it like a small little pulse gun?
2:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: >Check the mailbox
2:27 PM - John Edsworth: >go ye stairs
2:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: keep going down obvs
2:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: >Get eatten by a grue
2:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: assuming we looted the bitches
2:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: we haven't*
2:27 PM - Mame Gaster: you haven't looted the bitches
2:27 PM - John Edsworth: >loot ye bitches
2:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: well then loot the bitches and go down
2:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: we loot the strong idependant women
2:28 PM - Mame Gaster: and loot ye bitches you shall
2:28 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: wing change ur name
2:28 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: muh immersions
2:28 PM - Mame Gaster: you find two Mac-10 machine pistols with silencers, three M-12 combat shotguns, and one Kendachi Monokatana or whatever you know what I mean
2:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: im doing my homwrok
2:28 PM - Mame Gaster: roll uh
2:29 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has changed their name to Higeki Hiro.
2:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: Hmmm
2:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: Can i break down the katana later to upgrade my current one?
2:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: I asume 2020 cops don't have very strict regulations on what guns you can use on the force?
2:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Nothing of interest to me, What I'm looking for must be further down."
2:29 PM - Mame Gaster: nnnnope
2:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: aw
2:29 PM - Mame Gaster: as long as it's not like a 'nade launcher :v
2:30 PM - Mame Gaster: I was nnnoping at Potato :v
2:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: o c:
2:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: Plot twist it's a nade launcher launcher
2:30 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ooo
2:30 PM - John Edsworth: can i break down the katana and use it to upgrade his current one c:
2:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro picks up the monokatana
2:30 PM - Mame Gaster: depends on your weapon tech skill
2:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: "A trophy"
2:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeah my tech is at 2 :V
2:30 PM - John Edsworth: oh, theres a weapon smith skill thats rad
2:30 PM - John Edsworth: i need to get some training for it
2:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: so jon gotta help me out
2:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: need more IP
2:31 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway, whoever has Streetwise roll for Streetwise and if you don't, Awareness/Notice
2:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: hold on
2:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so I gotta roll awareness?
2:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: i gotta get tinto the room
2:32 PM - Mame Gaster: yep
2:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: kay
2:32 PM - John Edsworth: 22
2:32 PM - Mame Gaster: if you have Streetwise roll both
2:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: whoops I opened Perseus' sheet instead of Entropy's
2:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: 12
2:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: fuck
2:32 PM - Mame Gaster: what were you rolling for, Data?
2:32 PM - Mame Gaster: A/N or Streetwise
2:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: so roll awarnes and streetwise?
2:32 PM - Mame Gaster: ?
2:32 PM - John Edsworth: awareness
2:32 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah if you have both otherwise just awareness
2:32 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
2:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: 10
2:33 PM - John Edsworth: lol
2:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: m8 I got 6 int and 2 Awareness
2:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and the dice dislike me today
2:33 PM - John Edsworth: ha
2:33 PM - Mame Gaster: You check the room for valuables, and one of the floorboards seems off to you.
2:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: shit can't find my awareness
2:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: nothing can beat the time I slam dunked Brick in Mekton
2:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: did I take it
2:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: agh
2:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: w/e
2:33 PM - John Edsworth: "Hey, guys! There's a uh, loose board here!"
2:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: we already noticed shit
2:33 PM - John Edsworth: I pry open ye board.
2:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: I take a machine pistol and shotgun
2:34 PM - Mame Gaster: You use your cyberglove to pry open the board. Underneath is what seems like the Queen's personal stash.
2:34 PM - Bruce Brynes: dun dun duuuun
2:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: o drugs
2:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Entropy stands over Bruce, looking down into the stash of stashed shit that was stashed
2:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: he says nothing
2:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: merely pondering his edge
2:35 PM - John Edsworth: >look at ye stash
2:35 PM - John Edsworth: bruce is like
2:35 PM - John Edsworth: over there
2:35 PM - John Edsworth: grabbing guns
2:35 PM - John Edsworth: :v
2:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Is there perhaps something that would dull Ash's pain? His moans are beginning to irritate me."
2:36 PM - John Edsworth: ciaster pls
2:36 PM - Mame Gaster: You find a bag of SynthCoke ('bout a key), few small baggies of blue crystals (Blue Glass, probably), and some stuff marked on the hypos as "Lace". There's also a stash of american dollar bills - you estimate it at about 20,000$ - and a pistol.
2:36 PM - Mame Gaster: lemme look up a rad-ass pistol
2:37 PM - Mame Gaster: also, drugs for everyone!
2:37 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: pfft
2:37 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: no pistol can surpass my new LeMatt
2:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: Should I take some to the lab?
2:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Street drugs should dull the senses"
2:37 PM - Mame Gaster: I'd just like to remind y'all that Bruce isn't in Vice and/or the DEA :v
2:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: the whowhat and the huh?
2:37 PM - Mame Gaster: Vice division
2:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: drugs n shit
2:37 PM - John Edsworth: "Uh, there's drugs. And money."
2:37 PM - Mame Gaster: drugs, prostitution, shit like that
2:37 PM - Mame Gaster: DEA stands for Drug Enforcement Agency
2:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: bitch play your la noir
2:38 PM - John Edsworth: bitch watch your the untouchables
2:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Give Ash whatever will silence the whelp, then we can sell the rest for further profit."
2:38 PM - John Edsworth: "Wait a second, these are old dollar bills."
2:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: "USDs have their use"
2:39 PM - Mame Gaster: You identify the pistol as a Mustang Mark II. Not some huge find, but still pretty cool. (plus, now Bruce has a matching pair c:)
2:39 PM - John Edsworth: "20,000 of them, granted, but it's still old ones. Anyone know the exchange rate?"
2:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Entropy bends down and investigates one of the bills. "American dollars? I haven't seen these since..."
2:40 PM - Mame Gaster: Underneath is a scope. Looks like it'd fit on a Mac-10.
2:40 PM - John Edsworth: >scope
2:40 PM - Mame Gaster: "'Bout two to one, I think."
2:40 PM - John Edsworth: >mac-10
2:40 PM - John Edsworth: why
2:40 PM - Mame Gaster: the name's snake plissken
2:40 PM - Mame Gaster: that's why
2:40 PM - John Edsworth: alright true :v
2:40 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Nevermind. So that makes approximately 10k in eurobucks."
2:41 PM - Mame Gaster: "Still a pretty decent haul, ain't it, boss?"
2:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Above average, at any rate, and with little hassle for it thus far."
2:41 PM - Ass Ketchup: wow rude
2:41 PM - Mame Gaster: "And we haven't hit the motherlode yet."
2:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "But we're not done yet. This isn't what I came here for."
2:42 PM - John Edsworth: "We could probably just buy one."
2:42 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: has anyone drugged Ash yet
2:42 PM - John Edsworth: no
2:42 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: aw
2:42 PM - Mame Gaster: "Nah, I tried. Lotta shit you can get in this city, but an automatic grenade launcher's a bit over the top even for this place."
2:42 PM - Mame Gaster: "The, uh, russian guy couldn't find one for sale either."
2:43 PM - John Edsworth: "Oh. Well fuck."
2:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro picks up the lace and injects Ass
2:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Hopefully he won't get hooked"
2:44 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: do we even know what lace does :v
2:44 PM - John Edsworth: no
2:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: yep
2:44 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: cool
2:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: pain negation
2:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: just looked it up
2:44 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: o
2:44 PM - John Edsworth: oh ok
2:44 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: woo
2:44 PM - John Edsworth: cool
2:44 PM - Mame Gaster: also, crippling addiction
2:44 PM - John Edsworth: "Uh, was that a good idea?"
2:44 PM - John Edsworth: "Lace is pretty addictive."
2:44 PM - Mame Gaster: but since I fucked Ketchup over plenty already Imma let it slide
2:44 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "He'll live. He's already proved that much."
2:45 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: inb4 elowin is browsing youtube again
2:45 PM - John Edsworth: "Welp, ok. Let's get moving, the bodies are kind of weirding me out."
2:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Its either this or he dies from shock"
2:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Which I am suprised that he hasn't died yet"
2:45 PM - Mame Gaster: Hiro stabs the Lace hypodermic needle in Ass's neck. His body visibly relaxes as the drug flows through his veins like a cold wave.
2:46 PM - Mame Gaster: Ketchup, you're a psychotic killing machine impervious to pain now!
2:46 PM - Mame Gaster: Well, for a few hours, at least
2:46 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: we'll fix him later
2:46 PM - John Edsworth: rip
2:47 PM - Ass Ketchup: i use the grenades
2:47 PM - Ass Ketchup: all of them
2:47 PM - Mame Gaster: He gets up, will to murder shining in his eyes, and promptly falls to the ground when his legs bend in approximately 16 places.
2:47 PM - Ass Ketchup: rude
2:47 PM - John Edsworth: aaaaaa
2:48 PM - Mame Gaster: At least now he's not in pain... and he's pretty sure he can see a little yellow rat in front of him, trying to talk to him.
2:48 PM - Mame Gaster: Somehow.
2:48 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Interesting. I don't believe I've ever seen a leg bend in that manner."
2:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: pika
2:49 PM - Mame Gaster: Entropy you're not there he's on the roof, in the AV
2:49 PM - Mame Gaster: unless you are in which case why
2:49 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: um
2:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: wait i am
2:49 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I thought we dragged him with us
2:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: why i am i up there
2:49 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I'm pretty sure we did
2:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: yeah didnt you
2:49 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I had Hiro carry him
2:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: didnt the asian emo cutter carry me
2:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: yeah
2:49 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah I figured dragging an useless party member around wouldn't really make sense :v
2:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: rude
2:49 PM - Mame Gaster: so I uh kinda sorta retconned it c:
2:50 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: well I wasn't the one carrying him
2:50 PM - Mame Gaster: I can retcon it back if you want
2:50 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so idgaf
2:50 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I wouldn't just leave him lying there in pain
2:50 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: c:
2:51 PM - Mame Gaster: but katana-san kept doing cool stuff and shit and the rest were occupied too so I figured you just chucked him in the van on top on some old newspapers so that his bleeding legs won't stain the orange shag carpet, and locked the door
2:51 PM - Mame Gaster: *wouldn't
2:51 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: > katana-san
2:51 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I love you
2:51 PM - Higeki Hiro: back
2:51 PM - Mame Gaster: well how else do I call him
2:51 PM - Higeki Hiro: super rad katana-san
2:51 PM - Mame Gaster: I mean do you really expect me to remember "Hideki Hiro" offhand?
2:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: Higeki Hiro
2:52 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I just say Hiro
2:52 PM - Mame Gaster: I mean the Hiro part is pretty tough to forget
2:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: bitch
2:52 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: it's 4 letters
2:52 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: :V
2:52 PM - Mame Gaster: at least he's not Hiro Protagonist
2:52 PM - John Edsworth: heh
2:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: hue
2:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: hueheuhueueueuheuheuheuheuhu
2:52 PM - Mame Gaster: but Hideki is pretty painfully generic japanese if you catch my drift :v
2:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: i just call him asian emo cutter dude
2:52 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I say we lugged Ash with us
2:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: HEHUEHUEHUEHEUH
2:52 PM - Mame Gaster: also Snow Crash owns
2:52 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: moving on
2:53 PM - Mame Gaster: So, moving on, will you grab the stuff, and will Bruce object in any way to the party taking unknown drugs with them?
2:53 PM - Mame Gaster: And will you go down the damn stairs already?
2:53 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
2:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: yes
2:53 PM - Ass Ketchup: dont
2:53 PM - John Edsworth: wait a sec
2:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: bitch i will
2:53 PM - Ass Ketchup: the stairs are bad
2:53 PM - John Edsworth: how many combat shotguns are left
2:54 PM - John Edsworth: after bruce took one
2:54 PM - Mame Gaster: one
2:54 PM - John Edsworth: ok
2:54 PM - Mame Gaster: gonna be more in the armory
2:54 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: tape them together
2:54 PM - Mame Gaster: (gasp spoiler)
2:54 PM - John Edsworth: alright lets go
2:54 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: tape them ALL together
2:54 PM - John Edsworth: "Alright, stairs time. Let's go."
2:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh shit!
2:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: I went to get food and forgot about the game
2:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: !!
2:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: !!!!
2:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: I am the worst
2:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: yes
2:54 PM - John Edsworth: we know
2:54 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: 0/10 player nerf him buff pikachu
2:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: Tl;DR?
2:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: nothing happened
2:55 PM - Mame Gaster: Tool grabs the duffel bag with the money and the drugs and slings it over his arm.
2:55 PM - John Edsworth: pikachu up
2:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: we found drugs and guns
2:55 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: we injected Ash with drugs
2:55 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah the party found dangerous drugs and guns
2:55 PM - Mame Gaster: also money
2:55 PM - John Edsworth: >duffels
2:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: yay
2:55 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: lodsemone
2:55 PM - John Edsworth: PAYDAY
2:55 PM - Mame Gaster: and injected a party member with the random drugs 'cause why ot
2:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: I take some of each drug
2:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: 420
2:55 PM - Mame Gaster: *not
2:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: the lace is not random
2:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: "This is goin' to the lab. Gonna see if Allen can check this out"
2:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: at least i didn't give him coke
2:55 PM - Mame Gaster: duffel bags are a commonly accepted form of transporting money and illicit substances
2:56 PM - John Edsworth: who the fuck is allen
2:56 PM - Mame Gaster: as well as guns
2:56 PM - John Edsworth: what lab
2:56 PM - Mame Gaster: Allen is the guy from a police lab guys
2:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: THE lab
2:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: yknow
2:56 PM - John Edsworth: when did we meet him
2:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: And yes Allen as in Barry Allen police scientist aka the Flash shutup
2:56 PM - Mame Gaster: c'mon keep your stories together
2:56 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: we need a lab at my pad
2:56 PM - John Edsworth: nigga i wasnt paying attention during that huge police thing
2:56 PM - Mame Gaster: (actually Bruce just made him up on the fly yay random backstory)
2:56 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and someone to cook drugs and food
2:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: yay
2:56 PM - Mame Gaster: (and yeah it's canon now)
2:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: Yay
2:56 PM - Mame Gaster: oh, just get an RV
2:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: Ciaster knows what's goin on
2:57 PM - Mame Gaster: bald chemistry teachers with cancer optional
2:57 PM - John Edsworth: why do you need a police chemist dude to look at drugs lol
2:57 PM - Mame Gaster: dude
2:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: bcusz
2:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: is
2:57 PM - Mame Gaster: bruce's a policeman
2:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: SUPA droog
2:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: shit can we just make up random things and then its canon???
2:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: ok
2:57 PM - Mame Gaster: of course he'd take drugs to a police chemist
2:57 PM - John Edsworth: alright w/e
2:57 PM - John Edsworth: can we go to
2:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: we should make some drugs
2:57 PM - John Edsworth: the stairs
2:57 PM - Mame Gaster: also you can't Elowin you're new
2:57 PM - Mame Gaster: c:
2:57 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah I know wow rude
2:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: rude
2:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: good source of income for john
2:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: wow
2:58 PM - Mame Gaster: also ;o o; ;o
2:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: that was double rude
2:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: o;
2:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;o
2:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: o;
2:58 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
2:58 PM - Mame Gaster: I'm reading you like a book bud
2:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: if he has the pharmaceutidcals skills
2:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: ey fak u ya polish cant
2:58 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah I bet the cop won't care about you cooking meth
2:58 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ^^^
2:58 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: not you I meant at Ash
2:58 PM - Mame Gaster: wow rude
2:58 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: c;
2:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: hey guys
2:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: lets all cook drugs
2:59 PM - Mame Gaster: alright let's stop ironically hating each other and get on with the show
2:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: and kill bruce
2:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: WE GO DOWN STAIRS
2:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i sneak the snook down there
2:59 PM - John Edsworth: actually
2:59 PM - Ass Ketchup: who said anything about ironically
2:59 PM - John Edsworth: i did put points in chemistry
2:59 PM - Ass Ketchup: wow nerd
2:59 PM - Mame Gaster: You proceed downstairs, Tool in tow.
2:59 PM - John Edsworth: i cant remember exactly why but i thought it'd be fun :v
2:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: respec em to pharm
2:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I sort of want to roll somebody down the stairs to check their structural integrity
2:59 PM - Ass Ketchup: you could roll me down them
2:59 PM - John Edsworth: ciaster can i use chemistry and shit to manufacture like
2:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: nah
2:59 PM - Ass Ketchup: not like i can get much worse
2:59 PM - Ass Ketchup: lololol
2:59 PM - John Edsworth: gas bombs and shit
3:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I hurt ur hot bod enuf bby
3:00 PM - John Edsworth: as in sleep gas nades or something
3:00 PM - John Edsworth: or anthrax
3:00 PM - Mame Gaster: The fourth floor - the one you find yourselves on - seems much more clean than the others. Also, all the rooms have actual doors.
3:00 PM - John Edsworth: c:
3:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I got tear gas and smoke and shit
3:00 PM - John Edsworth: yeah but eventually you'll run out
3:00 PM - John Edsworth: and why pay money for things? :v
3:00 PM - Mame Gaster: sure enough, but you're gonna have to pay for ingredients
3:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I do get weekly shipments :v
3:00 PM - John Edsworth: you paid for weekly shipments of grenades?
3:01 PM - Mame Gaster: maybe have you do a small side-arc about getting them if you want to do something big :v
3:01 PM - John Edsworth: jesus how many do you USE
3:01 PM - Mame Gaster: (please try to cook meth)
3:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: i prefer cyanide
3:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I asked Ciaster for weekly shipments of grenades
3:01 PM - Mame Gaster: he's the grenademan, the grenade man can
3:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so we don't have to keep track of the total
3:01 PM - Mame Gaster: the grenade man can make the world blow up
3:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: just how many I take with me
3:01 PM - Mame Gaster: ooh, the grenade man
3:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: we should totally run some drugs
3:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: what
3:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats rude
3:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: buy em from merchant
3:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: im the grenade man ;<
3:02 PM - John Edsworth: with the cop
3:02 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: yes
3:02 PM - John Edsworth: i
3:02 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and you can take all the grenades you want
3:02 PM - Mame Gaster: you're the other grenade man c:
3:02 PM - John Edsworth: ok then
3:02 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: from my shipments
3:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: The candyman can cause the candyman makes the world taste goooood~
3:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: bruce
3:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: you are one creepy creep
3:02 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah that was the song I was referencing :v
3:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: I am
3:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: Cause I love that song
3:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro checks all the rooms on the floor
3:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: I fuckin love Willy Wonka
3:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: yes we are in agreement
3:02 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: wow we've been playing like an hour and only got loot done
3:02 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: we're amazing
3:03 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: loot for kills that we made last time, I might add
3:03 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats not true i also fell on my ass
3:03 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: that too
3:03 PM - Mame Gaster: You meticulously check through the rooms 1 to 5.
3:03 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I shoot anything that looks hostile
3:03 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: with boolet
3:04 PM - Mame Gaster: They're sparsely furnished, each one in the same fashion. A bed, a bookcase, a wardrobe, and a lightbulb hanging from the ceiling in lieu of a real lamp.
3:04 PM - Mame Gaster: Regardless of that, they look lived in, in an almost military fashion even.
3:05 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: is there anything worth shooting
3:05 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I want to shoot things
3:05 PM - Mame Gaster: You push the door to room 6 and find yourself face to face with a Queen Elite Guard lady.
3:05 PM - Mame Gaster: roll for uh
3:05 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: PEW PEW
3:05 PM - Mame Gaster: initiative
3:05 PM - Ass Ketchup: you dont even have lasers
3:05 PM - Ass Ketchup: faggo
3:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: coolio
3:05 PM - Ass Ketchup: faggio
3:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i use speedware
3:06 PM - Mame Gaster: you kinda should
3:06 PM - Mame Gaster: that's what it's for :v
3:06 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: So initative is like
3:06 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Ref +1d10?
3:06 PM - Bruce Brynes: what's behind door number 6?
3:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: 21
3:06 PM - Mame Gaster: yep I'm pretty sure it is
3:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: another door
3:06 PM - Mame Gaster: lemme roll for the lady
3:06 PM - Mame Gaster: 21:05 - Mame Gaster: You push the door to room 6 and find yourself face to face with a Queen Elite Guard lady.
3:06 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: kay rollin
3:06 PM - Bruce Brynes: 18
3:07 PM - Ass Ketchup: why are we fighting feminists
3:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: :I
3:07 PM - Ass Ketchup: or rather
3:07 PM - Ass Ketchup: why are you fighting feminists
3:07 PM - Bruce Brynes: we're not fighting feminists
3:07 PM - Mame Gaster: you're not fighting feminists
3:07 PM - Higeki Hiro: lol
3:07 PM - Higeki Hiro: i win
3:07 PM - Bruce Brynes: we're fighting ninjas
3:07 PM - Mame Gaster: yep you do
3:07 PM - Higeki Hiro: slice that bitch up
3:07 PM - Mame Gaster: do you skewer her with your hanzo steel or
3:07 PM - Mame Gaster: okay
3:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: how can I improve my ref
3:07 PM - Bruce Brynes: how did you get a 21?
3:07 PM - Bruce Brynes: I mean
3:07 PM - Mame Gaster: roll
3:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: :c
3:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
3:08 PM - Bruce Brynes: I thought max was 10
3:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: hazo the razor bitch
3:08 PM - Mame Gaster: speedware
3:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: 21
3:08 PM - Bruce Brynes: ah
3:08 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: gettin speedware then
3:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: 4 for location
3:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: 16 damage
3:08 PM - Mame Gaster: alright it's pretty obvious she won't get a chance she's got a gun and you've got a sword so :v
3:08 PM - Mame Gaster: the katana's like 1/2 against armors right?
3:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: teah
3:09 PM - Mame Gaster: as in it halves the armor SP, you got what I meant anyway :v
3:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: 1/3xsp against soft
3:09 PM - Mame Gaster: that's even better, yay
3:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: 2/3xsp vs hard
3:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: she die yet?
3:10 PM - John Edsworth: uh what are we doing
3:10 PM - Mame Gaster: You catch her with a clean slash across the chest before she gets a chance to yank her machine pistol from her holster. The blood sprays from the wound, and the pistol falls out of her hand and clatters on the floor.
3:10 PM - John Edsworth: who dead
3:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: she
3:10 PM - Mame Gaster: She falls to the ground and starts gurgling as the blood enters her lungs. sorry guys that was sorta gruesome
3:10 PM - Bruce Brynes: ".."
3:10 PM - Bruce Brynes: "..jesus fucking christ"
3:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: "You're too slow"
3:10 PM - Mame Gaster: You, uh, might want to finish her off. Y'know, mercy kills and so on
3:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Entropy holsters his half-drawn LeMatt. "You do fine work."
3:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro does another quick slice with his tanto
3:11 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ha see fuk u data
3:11 PM - John Edsworth: i dont even know what happened
3:11 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: i DO find things more than acceptable
3:11 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: that was fine
3:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I require no praise"
3:11 PM - Mame Gaster: You quickly slit her throat with the tanto.
3:11 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: lemme lay this out for you then Data
3:11 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: > open door
3:11 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: > bitch with gun
3:11 PM - John Edsworth: >get on floor
3:11 PM - John Edsworth: >walk dinosaur
3:11 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: > mad ref skills on samauri m8
3:12 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: > bitch gets cut
3:12 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: > she came to the wrong neighborhood
3:12 PM - Higeki Hiro: i should keep my infrared on
3:12 PM - Mame Gaster: >everybody walk the samurai just slashed you in the face aargh I'm gurgling blood
3:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh god
3:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: ciaster
3:12 PM - Higeki Hiro: just so i can stab people through doors
3:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: stop
3:12 PM - Mame Gaster: sorry
3:12 PM - John Edsworth: i dont even know what my ultraviolet does
3:12 PM - Mame Gaster: probably blinds you in tanning beds
3:12 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: :V
3:13 PM - John Edsworth: so its useless or what
3:13 PM - Mame Gaster: probably? I mean what'd you even do with UV vision
3:13 PM - John Edsworth: idk it was in the cyberware list
3:13 PM - John Edsworth: got it because it sounded cool :v
3:13 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: gj
3:13 PM - Mame Gaster: in this case it should have that in its description
3:13 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: go look up practical uses of seeing UV rays then get back to us
3:13 PM - Mame Gaster: read the book sometime geez!!!!
3:13 PM - Mame Gaster: seriously though
3:14 PM - John Edsworth: nigga i dont have time to read the book
3:14 PM - Mame Gaster: You just viciously murdered a warrior lady. What do you do?
3:14 PM - Mame Gaster: dude you're a freshman IIRC
3:14 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: let other people loot her corpse then take what I want
3:14 PM - Mame Gaster: you do have time to read the book
3:14 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: out of their hands
3:14 PM - Higeki Hiro: this is uv
3:14 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://museum.unl.edu/research/entomology/database2/trip-photos/2001/hond12.jpg
3:14 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro cleans his blades
3:14 PM - John Edsworth: ah
3:14 PM - Bruce Brynes: uv is cool
3:14 PM - Mame Gaster: looks rad-ass
3:14 PM - John Edsworth: ultraviolet is darkvision
3:14 PM - Mame Gaster: oh, yeah, I remember now
3:14 PM - Bruce Brynes: but not very pracitical
3:15 PM - Bruce Brynes: So it's PERFECT
3:15 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: pretty sure Metroid Prime has a UV Visor
3:15 PM - Mame Gaster: it also lets you see bodily fluids
3:15 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I think it helped with seeing ghost shit
3:15 PM - Mame Gaster: including blood
3:15 PM - John Edsworth: yeah entropy
3:15 PM - Mame Gaster: very useful for CSIs and so on
3:15 PM - John Edsworth: it was basically the xray visor from super metroid
3:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: keep that shit on
3:15 PM - John Edsworth: ie it was
3:15 PM - Mame Gaster: very not useful in brothels
3:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: all the time then
3:15 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: MOVIN ON
3:15 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: SOMEONE LOOT THE BITCH
3:16 PM - Mame Gaster: She's got: one OCP-Auto 9 burst-fire 10mm pistol, a few old cents, a monotanto, and some bitchin' tattoos
3:16 PM - Mame Gaster: no, you can't take the tattoos
3:16 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: oh
3:16 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: cut her skin off
3:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and wear the tattoo
3:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: AUTO-9 BURST FIRE?
3:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro takes the monotanto
3:17 PM - Mame Gaster: yeeeeep
3:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: shit you really want me to be robovop huh
3:17 PM - Mame Gaster: anyone wants to go Robocop on someone's ass?
3:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: robocop
3:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: I kinda have to
3:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: I mean
3:17 PM - Mame Gaster: well I haven't killed you off so :v
3:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: my character is pretty much robocop
3:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "This is becoming tiresome. Hurry this business along."
3:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: but i didn't have enough money for cyberware
3:18 PM - Mame Gaster: man I'm kinda conflicted on one hand I so want you to be badass criminals and do some seedy drug business and on the other hand you've got bruce with you
3:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: and stopped halfway through
3:18 PM - Mame Gaster: and I like Bruce too
3:18 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I'll pay for ur cyberware
3:18 PM - Mame Gaster: maybe during that low-level campaign I'm gonna be doing.. someday
3:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: i need to get damaged some more
3:18 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: all the cybers u want wingy dings
3:18 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: all of them
3:18 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ~
3:18 PM - John Edsworth: yeah we're all like
3:18 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, do you check the next room?
3:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: cybernetics are a punishment for hiro
3:19 PM - John Edsworth: kitted out to be huge criminals
3:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: no, we stand here and piss about for a month until we get paid
3:19 PM - John Edsworth: and then we have a cop
3:19 PM - Higeki Hiro: he gets some cyberware everythime he is defeated
3:19 PM - Higeki Hiro: and the only time was when he commited seppuku
3:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ooo
3:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: edgy
3:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: mysterious
3:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: cool
3:19 PM - Higeki Hiro: and had to get tons of cyberware
3:19 PM - Mame Gaster: well if I decide to end this with a bang I might open the next game with a bunch of low-level criminals searching for your old weapon stash
3:19 PM - Mame Gaster: with the criminals being the new PCs of course :v
3:20 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway less about maybe and more about now
3:20 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: then it's a good thing I'm gonna buy ludicrous levels of security for my house
3:20 PM - Mame Gaster: the next room's room number 6
3:20 PM - Mame Gaster: DO YOU DARE COME IN?
3:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
3:20 PM - Mame Gaster: actually i think it's 7
3:20 PM - Mame Gaster: doesn't matter
3:20 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Hiro. Cut the door down."
3:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: we need to make entropys place a gauntlet
3:20 PM - John Edsworth: i want a fortress
3:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i infrared the interior first
3:20 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah
3:20 PM - John Edsworth: lets buy the rooms around entropys room or forcibly evict the people inside
3:21 PM - Mame Gaster: you should in fact
3:21 PM - John Edsworth: and extend that shit
3:21 PM - Mame Gaster: Entropy's got a house
3:21 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: needs to be bigger
3:21 PM - Mame Gaster: I think you should go for some barbed wire instead
3:21 PM - John Edsworth: the fuck entropy
3:21 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: hm?
3:21 PM - John Edsworth: you didnt get an apartment?
3:21 PM - Mame Gaster: and shoot any motherfucker from the HOA who complains
3:21 PM - John Edsworth: what kind of fledgeling mastermind are you
3:21 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: wot
3:21 PM - Mame Gaster: better yet, blow up their garden
3:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: i wish i could play merchant
3:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: but like
3:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: offshore
3:21 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: if there is one thing Entropy respects, it's hard laboring gardeners
3:21 PM - Mame Gaster: good idea for a little side session
3:21 PM - John Edsworth: yes
3:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: like some sort of overwatch for you guys that funds you n shit
3:22 PM - John Edsworth: no damage to gardens will come while entropy still stands
3:22 PM - Mame Gaster: dude, people who have houses in the 'burbs are bound to not be hard laboring gardeners
3:22 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I PROTECT THE PETUNIAS EVERYWHERE
3:22 PM - Mame Gaster: the fuckers outsource that shit to illegal mexican imigrants and Nomads (not racist I swear)
3:22 PM - John Edsworth: fuck we should play mutants+masterminds
3:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: plot twist
3:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: the villian of the campaign
3:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: is
3:22 PM - John Edsworth: and have garden-themed superheroes
3:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: a cuber-pettunia
3:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: cyber
3:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: no
3:22 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: needs more cyberBricktler
3:23 PM - John Edsworth: its a bigass deku baba
3:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: garden-themed POWER RANGERS
3:23 PM - Mame Gaster: so, nobody's gonna judge you if you take a LAW to that bitch Beekman from down the street's roses
3:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
3:23 PM - John Edsworth: like the boss of the forest temple in twilight princess
3:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: yep
3:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: but also cyber
3:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: Because I have that
3:23 PM - John Edsworth: ye
3:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: made in lego
3:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so uh
3:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: what does he see
3:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: with his thermal
3:24 PM - Mame Gaster: He sees one person, immersed deep in some kind of book or something like that.
3:24 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: cut the door
3:24 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: then him
3:24 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: do it
3:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro slices down the door
3:24 PM - Mame Gaster: wow sexist how do you know it's not a girl
3:24 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I don't care if it's jesus guddam christ reading the bible in there
3:24 PM - Mame Gaster: #tw
3:25 PM - John Edsworth: is white nigger a good catch-all offensive word for everyone
3:25 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: you should work on your throwing so you can throw your katanas too
3:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: wait did i need to rokk
3:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: roll*
3:25 PM - John Edsworth: prepare to get
3:25 PM - Mame Gaster: Hiro slashes the hinges with one deft swing of his sword. The door falls down with a thud and he finds himself face to face with another surprised Warrior Guard.
3:25 PM - John Edsworth: RAWWWWWKKKKK'd
3:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: I want
3:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: to put laser guns on my katana
3:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: wait
3:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: what is the roll for throwing?
3:25 PM - John Edsworth: later in the campaign we need a fuckin
3:25 PM - John Edsworth: gang name
3:26 PM - John Edsworth: athletics
3:26 PM - Mame Gaster: She's less surprised, though - she's holding an automatic shotgun, trained right at the door. The book she was reading is lying on the ground, cover up.
3:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i throw my katana
3:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: what was she reading
3:26 PM - John Edsworth: I inspect the book with UV
3:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: this is important
3:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
3:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: vital to the continuity
3:26 PM - Mame Gaster: You can make out the words GARDENING FOR BEGINNERS before all hell breaks loose.
3:26 PM - John Edsworth: NOOOO
3:26 PM - John Edsworth: PROTECT THE BOOK
3:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: pfft
3:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Entropy doesn't need a beginners book
3:26 PM - Mame Gaster: A full load of shotgun buckshots - uh, how many rounds?
3:26 PM - John Edsworth: but think about it appy
3:27 PM - John Edsworth: we could train a new generation of gardeners
3:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: my god
3:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: edgy gardeners
3:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: wait
3:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: all planting petunias
3:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: across Night City
3:27 PM - Mame Gaster: 10 rounds is flying in your direction.
3:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: actually nvm
3:27 PM - John Edsworth: we could have like a fuckin
3:27 PM - John Edsworth: naturepocalypse
3:27 PM - Mame Gaster: erryone roll for firezone while I try to figure out the goddamn rules for shotguns
3:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: am i supposed to dodge that shit
3:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: wots firezone again
3:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: what is firezone againt
3:27 PM - John Edsworth: cities and structures taken back by mother earth
3:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
3:27 PM - John Edsworth: how do firezone
3:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: 1d10+althletics?
3:28 PM - John Edsworth: if this was a vidyagame
3:28 PM - John Edsworth: this'd be a QTE
3:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
3:28 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ye
3:28 PM - Mame Gaster: oooooh, any target within the zone when you're using a shotty! c:
3:28 PM - Mame Gaster: alright I'm not that cruel
3:29 PM - John Edsworth: why didnt we just nade the room
3:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so uh
3:29 PM - John Edsworth: and then bust in
3:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: nobody's rolled anything yet
3:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: :v
3:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: um
3:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: we don't know what to roll
3:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: aw shit we missed a perfectly good grenade opportunity
3:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: damn it all
3:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: can we retcon pls I wanna firebomb the bitch
3:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: no
3:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: boo
3:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: future club by pertubator is rad
3:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
3:30 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah perturbator is rad in general
3:30 PM - Mame Gaster: also no retcons
3:30 PM - Mame Gaster: also also, I assume y'all were bunched together, right?
3:30 PM - Mame Gaster: c:
3:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I'm off to the side as Hiro cut the door down
3:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: suk it nerde  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
3:31 PM - Mame Gaster: alright since I'm a merciful GM I'll let you roll for Athletics to dodge some of the attacks
3:31 PM - Mame Gaster: 'cause uh
3:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I'll throw grenades to cover us guys trust me I'm a docotr
3:31 PM - Mame Gaster: it's an automatic shotty in close quarters
3:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: yay
3:31 PM - Mame Gaster: and you're gonna be a Burger King deluxe serving if you don't pass probably
3:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: but we have to protect John
3:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: cause he's gonna jam with me later
3:32 PM - John Edsworth: hey gm
3:32 PM - John Edsworth: can i have a tactical cyber-hammer
3:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: back
3:32 PM - Mame Gaster: you're not a 'borg
3:32 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
3:32 PM - John Edsworth: no
3:32 PM - John Edsworth: not the rocket one
3:32 PM - John Edsworth: just like
3:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: shit
3:32 PM - John Edsworth: a houseruled hammer
3:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: 19
3:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: on athletics
3:32 PM - John Edsworth: that i'll stat out later :v
3:32 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah
3:32 PM - Mame Gaster: everyone roll athletics
3:32 PM - John Edsworth: wait what is ye roll
3:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: 1d10
3:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so wait we're rolling athletics or something?
3:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: plus athletics
3:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
3:33 PM - Mame Gaster: 1d10+Athletics skill
3:33 PM - Mame Gaster: yes
3:33 PM - Mame Gaster: I said so
3:33 PM - John Edsworth: 12
3:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: shouldn't it include ref too
3:33 PM - John Edsworth: i cant stop fucking rolling 2
3:33 PM - Mame Gaster: so yeah, you're rolling athletics
3:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: shit
3:33 PM - John Edsworth: i have never NOT rolled 2
3:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: 15
3:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: what a shocker
3:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I rolled a 2
3:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: got another 8
3:34 PM - Mame Gaster: alright y'all kind of might be bollocked
3:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I think that's like my 3rd 2 in a row
3:34 PM - John Edsworth: eh
3:34 PM - John Edsworth: i'll be fine
3:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: fuk these dice
3:34 PM - John Edsworth: ive got fuckbutt armor
3:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: fuck
3:34 PM - Mame Gaster: everyone who didn't get 20 or over, roll 1d6
3:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: but it's ok I got armor too
3:34 PM - Mame Gaster: and we'll see how it goes
3:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: woo
3:34 PM - John Edsworth: 3
3:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: 1
3:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: 5
3:34 PM - John Edsworth: m-m-m-monster kil
3:34 PM - Mame Gaster: aw shit
3:34 PM - Mame Gaster: uh, Wing
3:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: guess hiro needs some cyberware
3:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: more of it
3:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: all of it
3:35 PM - Mame Gaster: wanna add one luck to that athletics roll? you had 19 I think
3:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: all the cybers
3:35 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah
3:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
3:35 PM - Mame Gaster: you probably should
3:35 PM - Mame Gaster: okay
3:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: i just need 1 luck right?
3:35 PM - John Edsworth: what happened to "you can't add luck after the roll" :V
3:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: we've always added luck after the roll ???
3:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: you can totaly add luck after the rool
3:35 PM - John Edsworth: book says you cant tho
3:35 PM - Mame Gaster: everyone else, roll 1d10 for how many you got on the 1d6 times
3:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: fuk d book
3:35 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah but I'm a merciful GM
3:36 PM - Mame Gaster: also Hiro has low armor
3:36 PM - John Edsworth: 2;4;3
3:36 PM - Mame Gaster: and that'd be 5d6x4d6 damage
3:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is my weakness
3:36 PM - Mame Gaster: taken randomly
3:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: of all the 9s to roll
3:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: high offense
3:36 PM - Mame Gaster: so he'd be Alex Murphy turned up to 11
3:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: fuck your non-mekton-related rolls rolz
3:36 PM - John Edsworth: hey entropy
3:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: chuwan
3:36 PM - John Edsworth: high nine
3:36 PM - John Edsworth: we both got nine damage c:
3:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: um
3:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I got like
3:36 PM - John Edsworth: *nine*
3:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: mad armor tho
3:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: but kay
3:36 PM - John Edsworth: so do i :v
3:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: *nine*
3:37 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I can dig high nines
3:37 PM - John Edsworth: i think my armors better than yours in everywhere but your cyberleg
3:37 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Lost that sucker once, won't lose it again
3:37 PM - John Edsworth: oh nope
3:37 PM - John Edsworth: its equal or higher in everywhere
3:37 PM - John Edsworth: cept head
3:37 PM - John Edsworth: you have 2 more in head
3:37 PM - John Edsworth: :v
3:37 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I think I only got like, light-medium armor, then got skin weave
3:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and armor for my leg
3:38 PM - John Edsworth: light armor jacket+skinweave
3:38 PM - John Edsworth: thats what i have :v
3:38 PM - Mame Gaster: alright so guys what'd everyone roll on the hit locations
3:38 PM - John Edsworth: and kevlar pants
3:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: nigga I don't know what I got
3:38 PM - John Edsworth: 2, 4, 3
3:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: but it's enough for decent numbers
3:38 PM - Mame Gaster: nigga just post what you got
3:38 PM - Mame Gaster: just the numbers, that's all
3:38 PM - Mame Gaster: goddamn
3:38 PM - John Edsworth: i just took 3 pellets to the chest lol
3:38 PM - Ass Ketchup disconnected.
3:39 PM - Ass Ketchup entered chat.
3:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: 12, 26, 26, 26, 24, 16
3:39 PM - John Edsworth: ent rolled a 9
3:39 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah I hope you've got good chest armor
3:39 PM - John Edsworth: 26
3:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Head, Torso, R. Arm, L. Arm, R. Leg, L. Leg
3:39 PM - Mame Gaster: ...what the fuck are you rolling for, Dan
3:39 PM - John Edsworth: entropy why are you telling him your armor
3:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I'm not you shit
3:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: that's my armor
3:39 PM - John Edsworth: dan rolled a 9
3:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I rolled a 9 and the numbers I listed are my armor
3:39 PM - John Edsworth: just fuckin shoot him in the right leg already
3:39 PM - John Edsworth: :v
3:39 PM - Mame Gaster: like, before
3:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: wait it's my turn?
3:39 PM - Mame Gaster: oh, you rolled a 1
3:39 PM - Mame Gaster: shoulda fucking said so
3:39 PM - John Edsworth: ah
3:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I rolled a 1 on 1d6
3:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I did say
3:40 PM - Higeki Hiro: wait i didn't get hit right
3:40 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: then I roled a 9
3:40 PM - Mame Gaster: must've missed it amongst all the armor chat
3:40 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
3:40 PM - John Edsworth: i rolled a 3, then 2 4 and 3 :v
3:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: um
3:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: i am very confused'=
3:40 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so uh
3:40 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: wot happen
3:40 PM - Mame Gaster: uh... John takes 43 damage to his chest, after the armor? I don't really like it
3:40 PM - Mame Gaster: FOR FUCKS SAKE
3:40 PM - Mame Gaster: PARTY OPEN DOOR
3:41 PM - Mame Gaster: BEHIND DOOR GIRL WITH AUTO SHOTGUN
3:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: NO SHIT
3:41 PM - Mame Gaster: GIRL SPRAY PARTY
3:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I MEAN DAMAGE WISE
3:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: YOU SHIT
3:41 PM - Mame Gaster: PARTY TAKE MUCHO DAMAGE
3:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: GIVE NUMBERS
3:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: UR 2 SLO
3:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: CUM ON STEP IT UP
3:41 PM - Higeki Hiro: guys
3:41 PM - Mame Gaster: 9 is Left Leg
3:41 PM - Higeki Hiro: stahp
3:41 PM - Mame Gaster: isn't it your cyberleg though?
3:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I think so?
3:42 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: yeah probs
3:42 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: since it doesn't have the buff of skinweave
3:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: So we roll 1d10 for where we were hit?
3:42 PM - John Edsworth: 43 damage to my chest after armor?
3:42 PM - John Edsworth: so i check 31 boxes, right?
3:42 PM - Mame Gaster: yyyyyyyeah probably but that kinda sucks and I don't wanna kill you
3:42 PM - Mame Gaster: which is what that would probably do
3:43 PM - Mame Gaster: yes, Potato, that is exactly what I told everyone to do
3:43 PM - John Edsworth: eh i can first aid myself or something
3:43 PM - Mame Gaster: like ten minutes ago
3:43 PM - Bruce Brynes: O.K.!
3:43 PM - Mame Gaster: well not really
3:43 PM - Bruce Brynes: 9
3:43 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, did you roll for dodging the bullets and how many hit?
3:43 PM - Mame Gaster: if not, do that now
3:43 PM - Mame Gaster: 1d10+athletics on the former, 1d6 for the latter
3:43 PM - Bruce Brynes: O.K.
3:44 PM - Bruce Brynes: 18 on dodge, 1 on hit
3:44 PM - John Edsworth: dayum
3:44 PM - John Edsworth: that took me all the way to mortal 3
3:44 PM - Mame Gaster: Hiro manages to drop down to the floor just in time to avoid the torrent of lead heading his way.
3:44 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: get armor
3:44 PM - Mame Gaster: Yeah, that's why I didn't want to do this
3:44 PM - Mame Gaster: uh
3:44 PM - John Edsworth: my armors better than yours lol
3:44 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: shh
3:45 PM - Mame Gaster: alright GM licence
3:45 PM - Mame Gaster: you're a nerd right
3:45 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I'm Entropy
3:45 PM - John Edsworth: nah
3:45 PM - John Edsworth: dont gm it
3:45 PM - John Edsworth: thats bullshit
3:45 PM - Mame Gaster: actually... the shots should count separatedly
3:45 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
3:45 PM - John Edsworth: if elowin can paste himself
3:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i do 2 targeted hits?
3:45 PM - Mame Gaster: what's your armor again?
3:45 PM - John Edsworth: i can get shot
3:45 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah but the shots shouldn't all do damage at the same time
3:45 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: let's just say Elowin has been crawling along behind us like a slug and avoids all the damae
3:45 PM - Mame Gaster: not how it works
3:45 PM - John Edsworth: aight
3:45 PM - John Edsworth: 26 :v
3:45 PM - Mame Gaster: ah
3:46 PM - Mame Gaster: well in this case you still have your chest cavity
3:46 PM - Mame Gaster: good job!
3:46 PM - John Edsworth: how much damage did i take :v
3:47 PM - Mame Gaster: John catches three shells right to the torso, shredding his armored suit to pieces, but only cracking his ribs and leaving some wicked bruises otherwise.
3:47 PM - Mame Gaster: none :v
3:47 PM - John Edsworth: 3 damage then
3:47 PM - John Edsworth: 3 shots, everything does at least 1 damage
3:47 PM - Mame Gaster: shit, that's a rule? alright then :v
3:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: dang it every time I see john I keep on thinking its me
3:47 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah three dam to the torso
3:47 PM - Mame Gaster: you're not the only one, Potato :v
3:47 PM - John Edsworth: "Oh shit, ow!"
3:47 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway
3:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: slice her up?
3:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: actually nvm
3:48 PM - Mame Gaster: Entropy almost manages to dodge the gunfire, but the payload from one of the shells hits his left leg... and pings off it harmlessly.
3:48 PM - John Edsworth: http://www.budk.com/
3:48 PM - Mame Gaster: Good thing that won't happen again!
3:48 PM - John Edsworth: oh my fucking god my sides
3:48 PM - John Edsworth: all this stupid shit on this site
3:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: the fuck
3:49 PM - Higeki Hiro: what
3:49 PM - John Edsworth: dude they have a katana with a fucking biohazard sign as the guard
3:49 PM - Mame Gaster: The leg's a bit banged up and there's some sparking going on but it still works.
3:49 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://www.budk.com/product/US-Marine-1942-Leather-Neck-Sword-&-Sheath/174746.uts
3:49 PM - Mame Gaster: ahahahaha tactical swords
3:49 PM - Mame Gaster: ahahaha
3:49 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Does damage to me cyberleg count as checkmarks?
3:49 PM - John Edsworth: holy dicks dude this is like
3:49 PM - Mame Gaster: nnnnnnnnnnope
3:49 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: woo
3:49 PM - John Edsworth: prime inspiration for cyberpunk
3:49 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I im inveencible
3:49 PM - Mame Gaster: something something structural points
3:49 PM - Higeki Hiro: fuckin bowie swords
3:49 PM - John Edsworth: yeah your leg has its own hp
3:50 PM - Mame Gaster: ha, wait 'til I drop a vat of nitrogen on you mister then you'll talk
3:50 PM - Bruce Brynes: "TACTICAL TOMAHAWK"
3:50 PM - Mame Gaster: liquid nitrogen
3:50 PM - Mame Gaster: I take it that was in character?
3:50 PM - Mame Gaster: Bruce takes a nasty hit (13 dam) to the left leg as he's hitting the dirt, too.
3:50 PM - Bruce Brynes: no
3:50 PM - Bruce Brynes: ouchy
3:50 PM - Mame Gaster: Most of the meat, muscles and some of the femur is history.
3:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: fuck
3:51 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: been there done that
3:51 PM - Mame Gaster: think you're gonna need a vat-grown or a cyber
3:51 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
3:51 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: get on my lvl
3:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: Also how do I hit points
3:51 PM - John Edsworth: dont you have to roll for stun
3:51 PM - John Edsworth: on like every hit
3:51 PM - Mame Gaster: mark boxes on your sheet
3:51 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah you do
3:51 PM - John Edsworth: thats what the save number is for, right?
3:51 PM - John Edsworth: 1d10?
3:51 PM - Mame Gaster: yep
3:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: um
3:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: ...?
3:51 PM - Mame Gaster: Bruce, roll 1d10
3:51 PM - John Edsworth: oh shit, rolled my save exactly
3:51 PM - John Edsworth: thank god
3:51 PM - Mame Gaster: against your Save
3:52 PM - Mame Gaster: roll under it and you're in business
3:52 PM - Mame Gaster: actually it should have a modifier since it's a serious wound
3:52 PM - John Edsworth: 13 damage points puts him in critical i think
3:53 PM - Mame Gaster: 8 damage to a limb does critical damage, i.e. bye bye extremity hope you weren't too attached (you sure aren't now) (sorry)
3:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: This is...unique
3:53 PM - John Edsworth: yeah i love this
3:53 PM - Mame Gaster: but yeah he'd roll the save with a critical damage stun modifier
3:53 PM - Mame Gaster: which is -2
3:53 PM - John Edsworth: bruce roll 1d10
3:53 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah
3:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: http://www.budk.com/product/Dragon-Biker-Motorcycle-Fantasy-Pocket-Knife/157485.uts
3:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: the first time that any of us are in actual danger
3:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: I
3:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: I rolled a 1
3:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: am i fucked
3:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: god
3:54 PM - Mame Gaster: not really
3:54 PM - John Edsworth: no you're fine
3:54 PM - John Edsworth: his body is 9
3:54 PM - Mame Gaster: in fact that's actually a good thing with a save
3:54 PM - Mame Gaster: 'cause you gotta roll under not over
3:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: ah
3:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: coo
3:54 PM - John Edsworth: idk what his save is
3:54 PM - Mame Gaster: the one thing that works like that :v
3:54 PM - John Edsworth: he didnt fill any of that shit out
3:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: I didn't?
3:54 PM - Mame Gaster: well unless it's -3 he's fine
3:54 PM - Mame Gaster: and it can't be -3
3:55 PM - Mame Gaster: since save=your body value
3:55 PM - Mame Gaster: the stat not the modifier :v
3:55 PM - John Edsworth: holy shit bruce your empathy
3:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: so save=body
3:55 PM - John Edsworth: goddamn you are brutal
3:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: Well, little gets in the way of my duty as a cop
3:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: plus I didn't think i'd be using cybers and I needed a dumpstats
3:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: :v
3:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: how are you not a fucking heartless bastard
3:56 PM - John Edsworth: oh god when you get that cyberleg you're going to be at like orphaner levels
3:56 PM - John Edsworth: i think lower actually
3:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: :((
3:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: :C
3:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: I cr
3:57 PM - Mame Gaster: Despite the debilitating pain, Bruce manages to remain in control of his faculties, though he does become to feel a bit cold.
3:57 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: can I buy him some Emp points
3:57 PM - Mame Gaster: I think it's time for a massive sneaky GM Emp point boost
3:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
3:57 PM - John Edsworth: you do these all the time :v
3:57 PM - Mame Gaster: I mean, Bruce cares about the city
3:57 PM - Mame Gaster: like, really
3:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: Funny how the sannestone has the least emp
3:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: sanest one*
3:57 PM - John Edsworth: i think you're a little 2forgiving
3:57 PM - Mame Gaster: doesn't make sense he'd have, what do you have? 2 emp? 3?
3:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: 2
3:57 PM - Mame Gaster: me too but i really like bruce
3:57 PM - Mame Gaster: jesus fuck
3:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is like
3:58 PM - Mame Gaster: no wonder you didn't do shit when they tossed an unarmed man outta an AV
3:58 PM - Mame Gaster: you're that one cold cop that goes too far
3:58 PM - John Edsworth: actually he was the one who tossed him out
3:58 PM - Mame Gaster: remember Magnum Force?
3:58 PM - Bruce Brynes: no
3:58 PM - Bruce Brynes: I wasn't there
3:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: the gm did that
3:58 PM - Bruce Brynes: I mean, I wasn't there
3:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: he took over bruce
3:58 PM - Bruce Brynes: as in me
3:58 PM - John Edsworth: yeah
3:58 PM - Mame Gaster: you're one of the vigilante bike cops
3:58 PM - John Edsworth: still makes sense tho
3:58 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: such conflict many cybers
3:58 PM - Mame Gaster: also, Bruce was there totally
3:58 PM - Mame Gaster: he did some mad work with the sniper rifle
3:59 PM - John Edsworth: he means himself as in
3:59 PM - John Edsworth: potato
3:59 PM - John Edsworth: the person
3:59 PM - Mame Gaster: he was there too
3:59 PM - Mame Gaster: he did rolls and errything
3:59 PM - Bruce Brynes: no
3:59 PM - Mame Gaster: (also these security guards were defenceless)
3:59 PM - Bruce Brynes: I wasn't invited for some reason
3:59 PM - Mame Gaster: (you monster that explains everything)
3:59 PM - Mame Gaster: dude what
3:59 PM - Bruce Brynes: I shot thos fuggas tho
3:59 PM - Mame Gaster: you totally were
3:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: whatever
3:59 PM - Bruce Brynes: I mean I sniper'ed but I wasn't there for the AV
3:59 PM - Mame Gaster: that was literally the same part
4:00 PM - Mame Gaster: you were sniping from the AV
4:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: lets continue since we have been playing for 4 hours and nothing has happened
4:00 PM - John Edsworth: guys lets continue
4:00 PM - Bruce Brynes: man can we retcon it so i've been sneakily roleplaying this entire time
4:00 PM - John Edsworth: 4 hours?
4:00 PM - John Edsworth: you mean 2?
4:00 PM - Bruce Brynes: Oh, I thought yuou meant when we threw Ash out
4:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: I am pretty sure we have been playing for 4
4:00 PM - Mame Gaster: right after the mothafugga Stubble took a dive and became a new form of street art
4:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so that fallout tumblr thingy that may or may not be a hoax is possibly not a hoax after all
4:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: http://puu.sh/5lhxW.jpg
4:00 PM - John Edsworth: nah we started a little after 2
4:00 PM - Mame Gaster: 2 hours at most, dude
4:01 PM - John Edsworth: prolly a hoax
4:01 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway
4:01 PM - Mame Gaster: Hiro, wanna cut a bitc?
4:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: we have been talking since
4:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: 2
4:01 PM - Mame Gaster: *bitch
4:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeah
4:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: god yes cut a nigga already
4:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: fuck cut her up
4:01 PM - Mame Gaster: roll then
4:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i do 2 targeted slashes?
4:01 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah sure thang
4:01 PM - John Edsworth: i feel like a targeted slash is just
4:01 PM - John Edsworth: blade mode from MGR
4:01 PM - Mame Gaster: pretty much
4:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: woo
4:01 PM - John Edsworth: which would be sweet
4:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: 23 for both
4:02 PM - John Edsworth: almost rip
4:02 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
4:02 PM - Mame Gaster: what 'bout location?
4:02 PM - John Edsworth: they have like 4 hp left
4:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: 10 and 11 for damage
4:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: head and arm that is holding the shotgun
4:02 PM - John Edsworth: oh
4:02 PM - John Edsworth: oh god lol
4:02 PM - John Edsworth: rip arm, rip head
4:03 PM - Mame Gaster: You slice the nice lady who was just reacting to her door being busted down to pieces. First, her head goes sailing through the air, out the window and into the night. Then, for good measure, you cut off the arm that was holding the automatic shotty, and it falls to the floor, the grip of the M-12 still in its grasp.
4:03 PM - Mame Gaster: you're a psycho
4:03 PM - Mame Gaster: feel ashamed
4:03 PM - Mame Gaster: feel very ashamed
4:04 PM - Mame Gaster: ahaha that blade site has so many "ZOMBIE DEFEAENS" stuff it's not even funny
4:04 PM - Mame Gaster: "NINJA MARTIAL ARTS" is a cathegory
4:04 PM - Mame Gaster: I'm dying
4:05 PM - Bruce Brynes: i know
4:05 PM - Bruce Brynes: ninja martial arts
4:05 PM - Mame Gaster: my son took it out of my collection and wares it with his mototcycle helment on his poker runs everyone says its really different he says its great keeps bugs from eyes and his face does not get chapped he says it stays fairly cool also
4:05 PM - Bruce Brynes: http://www.budk.com/product/Dragon-Biker-Motorcycle-Fantasy-Pocket-Knife/157485.uts
4:05 PM - Mame Gaster: from review of this:http://www.budk.com/product/Airsoft-Military-Skull-Facemask-Bone-Color/174665.uts
4:05 PM - Mame Gaster: "AIRSOFT MILITARY"
4:06 PM - Mame Gaster: lol that knife
4:07 PM - John Edsworth: the only thing i'd buy off this site
4:07 PM - John Edsworth: are those pull alarms
4:07 PM - John Edsworth: because they're hilarious
4:07 PM - John Edsworth: and even then you could get them somewhere else :v
4:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: now what
4:08 PM - Bruce Brynes: http://www.budk.com/product/German-Nazi-Eagle-Windproof-Lighter-Red/173329.uts
4:08 PM - Mame Gaster: http://www.budk.com/product/Gil-Hibben-Pro-Throwing-Axe/159798.uts that looks like the motherfucking Riddick hand blade... thing
4:08 PM - Bruce Brynes: classy
4:08 PM - John Edsworth: "Um, jesus christ. Was the arm slice off really necessary?"
4:09 PM - Mame Gaster: "Yeah, holy shit, man... look out, incoming!"
4:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I disarmed her"
4:09 PM - Bruce Brynes: "YES YES IT WAS awwww fuck"
4:09 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Post-mortom spasms could have triggered another round."
4:09 PM - Mame Gaster: Looks like the loud gunfire attracted the rest of the inhabitants of the floor!
4:09 PM - Mame Gaster: Which is... one person
4:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: mow em down
4:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I wanns shotgun his face
4:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: with my LeMatt
4:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: like, I imagine one guy runs hastily into the room, and Entropy just turns around and snapshots his face
4:10 PM - Mame Gaster: Tool, the first to see her, puts a small burst in the last remaining Queen Guard.
4:10 PM - Mame Gaster: NO MOTHERFUCKERS NOW IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR TOOL TO DO SOMETHING
4:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: poor tool
4:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: yay
4:11 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: inb4 critfails
4:11 PM - John Edsworth: tool best fuckin roll c:
4:11 PM - Mame Gaster: 2 outta 3, not bad
4:12 PM - Mame Gaster: it's close quarters, he's got a compact AR, and he got 17 on the roll along with the burst bonus
4:13 PM - Mame Gaster: The lady catches one to the right leg artery, and the second one to the left shoulder. Both 5.56 rounds do their job admirably.
4:13 PM - Mame Gaster: She gets thrown backwards a little bit and slumps to the floor.
4:13 PM - Mame Gaster: Tool drops out the mag and replaces it with a fresh one.
4:14 PM - Mame Gaster: "Alright, I think that's all of 'em."
4:14 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "They're scarcely competent at best."
4:14 PM - Mame Gaster: "Yeah, but there's a lot of 'em."
4:14 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Although I do believe Brynes might need a new limb."
4:14 PM - Mame Gaster: "Oh fuck, Bruce!"
4:15 PM - Mame Gaster: "Anybody here know first aid?"
4:15 PM - Mame Gaster: Bruce's half propped against the wall as he can feel the life quite literally trickling out of him.
4:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: "John"
4:15 PM - John Edsworth: "Uh, yeah. Lemme take a look at him.
4:15 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Entropy just reloads his gun and leans against a wall looking cool. If he can't shoot it, play his sax at it, or buy it, he's not interested
4:15 PM - Mame Gaster: It might be a cheesy cliche, but his life really is flashing before his eyes.
4:15 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Guys..there's something I want you to know..."
4:16 PM - Mame Gaster: All the moments of sadness, of joy...
4:16 PM - John Edsworth: I move over to that one copnigga and work ye science
4:16 PM - John Edsworth: 23
4:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: ""I hate all of you soooooo much"
4:16 PM - Mame Gaster: Bruce gets a +5 bonus to his Empathy.
4:16 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
4:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Do we have any more lace?"
4:16 PM - John Edsworth: +5 god damn :v
4:16 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I only got like +4 no fair :c
4:16 PM - Mame Gaster: of course you don't have to take it
4:16 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I demand a Ref point in exchange
4:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: "And that's saying something"
4:16 PM - Mame Gaster: well yeah but he's a good cop
4:16 PM - John Edsworth: just give him +4 like entropy damn nigga :v
4:16 PM - Mame Gaster: and you're a chaotic neutral asshole jazzman
4:16 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: shhh
4:16 PM - Mame Gaster: wait shit yeah I screwed up my math
4:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Cause, I never was good at emotions and feelings and empathy and crap"
4:17 PM - Mame Gaster: you get +4 :v
4:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: "But now, I understand"
4:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Ryan compared Entropy to Archer
4:17 PM - Mame Gaster: actually let's make that a _5
4:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: from Archer
4:17 PM - Mame Gaster: +5
4:17 PM - Mame Gaster: a compromise, if you will
4:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and I find it a rather fitting comparison if I do say so
4:17 PM - Mame Gaster: shit, that's a pretty apt comparison
4:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: "I really honest to god hate you guys"
4:17 PM - Mame Gaster: he doesn't wear tactlenecks though
4:17 PM - Mame Gaster: you gotta fix that
4:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: except Archer lacks in sax skills and is less of a cold rich douche
4:17 PM - Mame Gaster: also give him nv goggles
4:17 PM - Mame Gaster: and an airboat
4:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: we got an AV
4:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and I got thermals
4:18 PM - Mame Gaster: it's not the same
4:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: weird, the sheet isn't letting me change anything
4:18 PM - Mame Gaster: John works his magic on Bruce's mangled leg. In a couple of minutes, the appendage is more gauze and bandages than actual, y'know, leg, but Bruce won't be dying any time soo.
4:18 PM - Mame Gaster: *soon,
4:18 PM - Mame Gaster: *soon.
4:19 PM - Mame Gaster: Unless someone shoots him again.
4:19 PM - John Edsworth: muh magykks
4:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: or he falls 50 meters
4:20 PM - John Edsworth: ^
4:20 PM - Mame Gaster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz7gPlXCVU4 Bruce's theme, again
4:20 PM - John Edsworth: http://www.budk.com/product/Professional-Stainless-Steel-Chain-Whip/159452.uts?
4:20 PM - John Edsworth: what the fuck lol
4:21 PM - Mame Gaster: Reviewed by John D from Deltona, Fl on 29-May-2013Professional Stainless Steel Chain Whip
Rating4 starThis thing is scary. I love to practice with my swords, knives and other weapons. Not this whip, Yet. I need to figure out how to use it without doing damage to myself. I am convinced that once I do, this will be one serious weapon.
4:21 PM - Mame Gaster: ahaha
4:21 PM - Mame Gaster: well of course
4:21 PM - Mame Gaster: I mean I can't imagine even trying to use this thing without ripping yourself a new one
4:21 PM - Mame Gaster: or several
4:21 PM - Mame Gaster: also, Would you recommend this to a friend? YES John D from Deltona, Fl really hates his friends apparently
4:22 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway, do you loot ye floore
4:22 PM - Mame Gaster: ?
4:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: yes
4:22 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: but of course
4:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: John D has issues
4:22 PM - John Edsworth: now John E on the other hand
4:22 PM - John Edsworth: one smooth operator
4:23 PM - John Edsworth: anyway i loot ye flooreh
4:23 PM - Mame Gaster: Room 10 has a couple of pseudo-military chick with guns type of posters, and, in addiction to all the stuff you've seen in the previous room, a hefty old metal desk.
4:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: lesbos
4:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: guns type of posters
4:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: take desk
4:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: they are all gun lesbos
4:24 PM - John Edsworth: i take the desk
4:24 PM - John Edsworth: no
4:24 PM - John Edsworth: i open the desk
4:24 PM - Mame Gaster: When searched, you find a pile of various weapon manuals, a second pile of old Solo Of Fortune magazines, a LeMat 2020 revolver along with a box of .41 ET and 16ga shells, and a set of gaming dice.
4:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: yes
4:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: car lesbians
4:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: gaming dice>
4:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: ?
4:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: another leMat
4:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh god they're tabletop nerds
4:25 PM - Mame Gaster: that was the gun instructor's room actually
4:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: kill 'em
4:25 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
4:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: so much for uniqe
4:25 PM - Mame Gaster: but yeah they're all gun lesbos
4:25 PM - John Edsworth: "Hey, dice!"
4:25 PM - John Edsworth: I take em
4:25 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Another LeMatt? They were never so common as this."
4:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: hot
4:25 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ,ome
4:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: hot?
4:25 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: min
4:25 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: e
4:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeah
4:25 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: c:
4:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: hot
4:25 PM - Mame Gaster: as you pick up the LeMat, the frame falls apart in your hands.
4:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: ewot
4:25 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "I..."
4:25 PM - Mame Gaster: Looks like it's a cheap brazilian copy, and, in fact, the engraving on the side reads "Taurus MeLat 0220"
4:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
4:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Shoddy craftsmanship. Simply rubbish." I toss the parts haphazardly over my shoulder
4:26 PM - John Edsworth: amazing
4:26 PM - Mame Gaster: never gonna pass up an opportunity for a cheap shot at taurus weapons
4:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and hope they amusingly conk someone on the head
4:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: 'MY EYE!'
4:26 PM - John Edsworth: roll 6d10 for damage
4:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "MY LEG" would have been more appropriate
4:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: :v
4:26 PM - Mame Gaster: Tool narrowly dodges what he thinks is the front sight of the Taurus.
4:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: "We should keep moving"
4:28 PM - John Edsworth: "Alright."
4:28 PM - Mame Gaster: In the next room, you find a bookcase full of medical journals and similar literature. It's all coated with a thick layer of dust.
4:28 PM - John Edsworth: Can i learn anything from em?
4:28 PM - Mame Gaster: maybe
4:29 PM - John Edsworth: ill take a few
4:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: take all
4:29 PM - Mame Gaster: You grab a few medical journals and put them in your... backpack I guess?
4:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: yes
4:30 PM - John Edsworth: lets say its in one of the duffles
4:30 PM - John Edsworth: :v
4:30 PM - Mame Gaster: alrite
4:31 PM - Mame Gaster: Room number 12 - the next room - belongs to John! If you want any cool personal doohickeys, mention 'em now. :v
4:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I move on to the next things that are available to break which do not include party members
4:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: dragon dildos
4:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: come on
4:31 PM - John Edsworth: "Casey!" I stride over to my salamander's tank.
4:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: you know you want em
4:32 PM - John Edsworth: "D'aww. She missed me."
4:32 PM - John Edsworth: >pocket ye salamander
4:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: you put a live salamander in your pocket
4:33 PM - John Edsworth: yes
4:33 PM - John Edsworth: shirt pocket
4:33 PM - John Edsworth: c:
4:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "If you're to be permanently joining us, that creature stays within your own quarters."
4:33 PM - Mame Gaster: You grab you salamander, put it in a tupperware container, make a few holes in the lid to let in some air, and carefully place it atop the pile of books in your duffel bag.
4:34 PM - John Edsworth: fuck that, it's in my shirt pocket, peepin out :v
4:34 PM - Mame Gaster: or that
4:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "I'll not have rodents scurrying about my home. There have been enough stains, courtsey of Brynes."
4:34 PM - Mame Gaster: sure :v
4:34 PM - Mame Gaster: uh
4:34 PM - John Edsworth: "Rodent? Wat."
4:34 PM - Mame Gaster: do you know what a salamander is
4:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: yes
4:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: a lizard
4:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: rodent is a general term for small distasteful animals
4:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: u shit
4:34 PM - Mame Gaster: not really
4:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: well fuk u pleb suk a dik
4:35 PM - Mame Gaster: rodent is a general term for mice and rats and other micey/ratey animals
4:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: dont care
4:35 PM - Mame Gaster: capybaras are rodents too
4:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: lets go down stairs
4:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: it's small and calling things that aren't rodents rodents is also an insult
4:35 PM - Mame Gaster: it's a scientific classification, suck the dick of science :smug:
4:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so I insulted his salamander too
4:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: what now bitch insult slang suck that gaylord
4:35 PM - John Edsworth: :v
4:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: as if pikachu wasn't enough
4:36 PM - Mame Gaster: You descend downstairs, Bruce resting on Tool's shoulder, keeping his gun in the other hand.
4:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: OTP
4:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ^^^
4:36 PM - Mame Gaster: oh yeah also the gun meant a firearm not what you think
4:36 PM - Mame Gaster: anime freaks
4:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: No, I know what you mean
4:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: I just mean the shoulder thing
4:37 PM - John Edsworth: suuuure
4:37 PM - John Edsworth: these floors have been rather uneventful
4:38 PM - Mame Gaster: It's the badass "friend helps his friend while the other one grits his teeth and tries to stay concious and part of the fight" way of resting on someone's shoulder
4:38 PM - John Edsworth: what floor is this?
4:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: need more dakka
4:38 PM - Mame Gaster: 3
4:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and things to kill
4:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and challenging things to kill
4:38 PM - Mame Gaster: This floor seems to be expecting you, for a change.
4:38 PM - John Edsworth: well hell
4:38 PM - John Edsworth: thxappy
4:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: urwelcum
4:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: don't get your salamander ded
4:39 PM - Mame Gaster: You only manage to catch a small glimpse into the corridor, and notice a makeshift barricade made out of what looks like lockers and bunk beds, before approximately a shitload of bullets heading in your direction convinces you it'd be a good idea to retreat.
4:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "I can cover this."
4:39 PM - John Edsworth: hey guys nades
4:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: grenades
4:40 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: bb
4:40 PM - Higeki Hiro: grenade time
4:40 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: grenade suggestions?
4:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Please dun tellme your using grendaes"
4:40 PM - Higeki Hiro: all of them
4:40 PM - Higeki Hiro: taped together
4:40 PM - John Edsworth: incendi- wait no
4:40 PM - John Edsworth: HE, then smoke
4:40 PM - John Edsworth: like taped together
4:40 PM - John Edsworth: doooo iiiiit
4:40 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Of course I'll be using grenades. Would you care to go down there yourself?"
4:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Now, does anybody have some tape? I've a plan
4:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "
4:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: "i hav glow tape"
4:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Tape is tape, then. Give it here."
4:42 PM - John Edsworth: what the fuck
4:42 PM - John Edsworth: someone on /k/ bought a minimi
4:42 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: a wot
4:42 PM - John Edsworth: an LMG
4:42 PM - Mame Gaster: yo guys
4:42 PM - Mame Gaster: maaaaap's up
4:42 PM - John Edsworth: paid 12k for it, accessories, 1k rounds, and 10k links
4:42 PM - Mame Gaster: it's pretty aptly named, too
4:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: um
4:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: that's a lot
4:42 PM - Mame Gaster: yep
4:42 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: oh wow that's a lotta baddies
4:42 PM - Mame Gaster: thank the dice
4:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: of people to shott
4:42 PM - Mame Gaster: and the fact you've got grenades
4:42 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Ciaster
4:43 PM - Mame Gaster: well you were bitching about the floors being uneventful
4:43 PM - John Edsworth: im gonna punch a bitch
4:43 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
4:43 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I tape an HE, Tear Gas, Incen and Smoke grenade
4:43 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: together
4:43 PM - John Edsworth: oh god incen
4:43 PM - John Edsworth: you know what we need
4:43 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: needs more incen
4:43 PM - Mame Gaster: also was that minimi full auto or
4:43 PM - John Edsworth: we need thermite nades
4:43 PM - John Edsworth: yes
4:43 PM - John Edsworth: that minimi is in fact full auot
4:43 PM - Mame Gaster: hell yeah
4:43 PM - John Edsworth: so he has a full retard minimi
4:43 PM - John Edsworth: and a SCAR-L
4:44 PM - John Edsworth: and a famas
4:44 PM - John Edsworth: and hes belgian
4:44 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ok so now with my taped together bundle of joy which I shall now name Boomboom, I prepare to throw it and hopefully not critfail and kill us all
4:44 PM - Mame Gaster: I don't think you can... ah, fuck it
4:44 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I pull the pins, by the way
4:44 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: just so you don't GM me out of this dakka
4:44 PM - John Edsworth: http://images.4chan.org/k/src/1384721074950.jpg
4:44 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: then throw it
4:45 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: what's grenade tossing, again?
4:45 PM - John Edsworth: that guys arsenal
4:45 PM - John Edsworth: athletics
4:45 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I should put points into that damned thing
4:45 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: 14
4:45 PM - Mame Gaster: shiiiiit that's a fine gun collection
4:45 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I can live with that
4:45 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
4:45 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and if need be I'll put a point and make it 15
4:46 PM - Mame Gaster: You toss the freak of nature amongst grenades around the corner, into the gunfire. It explodes violently, shaking the whole building and filling the corridor with smoke. You can hear several screams.
4:46 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and so what are the devastating effects of Boomboom?
4:46 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ah
4:46 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I see
4:46 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: excellent
4:46 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "The issue has been rectified."
4:46 PM - John Edsworth: "Hehe, rectum."
4:47 PM - Mame Gaster: the orange thing's fire
4:47 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway, who's next? let's go in alphabetical
4:47 PM - Mame Gaster: Bruce, you go
4:47 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: really? I thought it was a transmutation circle drawn with cheeto dust
4:47 PM - John Edsworth: heheh
4:47 PM - Mame Gaster: don't be a condescending sarcastic bastard, Dan
4:48 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: <3 u 2 bby
4:48 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: you let Boomboom live so I can't be that mad at you
4:48 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
4:49 PM - Bruce Brynes: I
4:50 PM - Bruce Brynes: well in pain a lot
4:50 PM - Bruce Brynes: yell
4:50 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: want Boomboom's brother?
4:50 PM - Bruce Brynes: But seriously, can i see anything thought the smoke?
4:50 PM - Mame Gaster: you got thermal?
4:50 PM - Bruce Brynes: nope
4:50 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: aw man guys I fucked up Boomboom big time
4:50 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I completely forgot to put a flash grenade in there
4:50 PM - Mame Gaster: in this case sorry, you can't
4:51 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I got thermal
4:51 PM - Mame Gaster: you can use the autoshotty though to turn the hallway into
4:51 PM - Mame Gaster: to quote the book
4:51 PM - Mame Gaster: hamburger heaven
4:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: O.K.
4:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: I pullout the autoshotty
4:51 PM - Mame Gaster: even on blindfire it's gonna pop some asses
4:51 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: paste em Bruce
4:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: "EAT SHIT, YOU LEECHES!"
4:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: 26
4:52 PM - Mame Gaster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GREE8GdRrc skip to 1:00 and you'll have an idea of what Bruce's doing
4:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
4:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: no
4:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: noo
4:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: no
4:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: NO
4:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: NON
4:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: NO
4:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: NO
4:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4:53 PM - Mame Gaster: Bruce winces in pain with every step as he walks out of the doorway and into the (now much less intensive) gunfire. He yells out his line before letting the M-12 rip, hosing the corridor with 12ga shells.
4:54 PM - Mame Gaster: "Holy shit, this guy's crazy!" you can hear from one of the gangers before he's cut down.
4:54 PM - Mame Gaster: Before he manages to catch one in retribution, Tool pulls him away into the room again.
4:54 PM - John Edsworth: "Damn, I thought he was a friendly guy."
4:55 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "And you call us mad. At least you're effective."
4:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: "fuuuuuuuuccccck allll offff yaaaaalllllll"
4:56 PM - Mame Gaster: sorry, was updating the work of art that is the map
4:56 PM - Mame Gaster: also yes he did kill that many guys
4:56 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: we should be archiving the maps too
4:56 PM - Mame Gaster: pretty sure they are
4:56 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: oh
4:57 PM - Mame Gaster: I moved the map folder to archives so they're in there
4:57 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I didn't know if you were deleting them or not :v
4:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: how many guys did I kill?
4:57 PM - Mame Gaster: and before I did you've been saving them for the most part at least
4:57 PM - Mame Gaster: well, the four guys in a row were already dead
4:57 PM - Mame Gaster: the rest's your handiwork
4:57 PM - Mame Gaster: yyyyyyyeah seven guys
4:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: sweet
4:58 PM - Bruce Brynes: man, if this wasn't cyberpunk i'd be the WORST cop
4:58 PM - Mame Gaster: might not all be dead, but 12ga buckshot tends to shred the shit outta people
4:59 PM - Mame Gaster: alrighty, next up would be katana-san
4:59 PM - Mame Gaster: but uh yeah
4:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: throw katana
4:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: through wall
4:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: punch wall
4:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: cut wall
4:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: cut air
4:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: cut katana
4:59 PM - Mame Gaster: unless he uses his ninja agility to weave out of the path of the bullets he'll be shit outta luck
5:00 PM - Mame Gaster: (he won't)
5:00 PM - Mame Gaster: (he's not neo)
5:00 PM - Mame Gaster: (I think)
5:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i cut
5:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: open a hole in the wall
5:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: to move to the next room :V
5:00 PM - Mame Gaster: yyyyyyyyyyep
5:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: do it
5:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: urwelcum
5:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: should i roll?
5:00 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
5:00 PM - Mame Gaster: naaaah
5:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: coolio
5:01 PM - John Edsworth: eh
5:01 PM - Mame Gaster: minute
5:02 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, ye mappe is updated
5:02 PM - Mame Gaster: next up, Johnny boy!
5:04 PM - Mame Gaster: Hiro cuts through the weak wall to the adjacent room, creating an opening. He goes through, scans the room for threats, sees none, and cuts through the next wall. The enemies inside the room after that are too busy shooting blindly into the corridor, so he manages to take cover unnoticed.
5:04 PM - Mame Gaster: hel-lo, Data!
5:04 PM - John Edsworth: oh shit
5:04 PM - John Edsworth: woopsie
5:04 PM - John Edsworth: anyway uh
5:04 PM - Mame Gaster: gotta take a leak brb
5:04 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: gj
5:05 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Ryan strikes
5:05 PM - John Edsworth: so im gonna follow american hiro
5:05 PM - John Edsworth: and then tackle a nigga in the next room
5:05 PM - John Edsworth: and punch em as many time as possible
5:05 PM - John Edsworth: so like
5:05 PM - John Edsworth: 2
5:05 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: beat them with your salamander
5:05 PM - John Edsworth: nooo
5:06 PM - Mame Gaster: alrighty
5:06 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: augment your salamander
5:06 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: what did you say its name was?
5:06 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I hope it was Sally
5:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so it
5:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: would be
5:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Sallymander
5:07 PM - John Edsworth: no its casey :v
5:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: aw gay that isn't punnable at all
5:07 PM - Mame Gaster: You follow mr. hanzo steel through the walls, tackle the nearest bad guy you can find, pin him to the ground and go all Man With The Iron Fists on him.
5:07 PM - Mame Gaster: well, in this casey, you should stop trying
5:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I'm thinking at some point in a pinch you should throw it at someone's face as a distraction, like POCKET SAND
5:07 PM - Mame Gaster: sorry
5:08 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: then kill them and recollect it
5:08 PM - John Edsworth: you should be
5:08 PM - Mame Gaster: also roll for tackle/damage
5:08 PM - John Edsworth: uh
5:08 PM - John Edsworth: melee on both?
5:08 PM - Mame Gaster: it's in the book
5:08 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: porque no las dos?
5:08 PM - Mame Gaster: so
5:09 PM - Mame Gaster: yes
5:09 PM - John Edsworth: 25 tackle, 29 first punch
5:09 PM - John Edsworth: 24 second punch
5:09 PM - John Edsworth: 22 damage in total
5:09 PM - John Edsworth: 8 and 14 :v
5:09 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: new character, still can't avoid punching things, gj Data
5:10 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, just gotta counterroll
5:11 PM - Mame Gaster: ahaha he rolled a 1
5:11 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
5:12 PM - John Edsworth: 1/1
5:12 PM - Mame Gaster: You grab the fairly terrified ganger, and pummel his head into red mist, painting the wall with his blood.
5:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: wow
5:13 PM - Mame Gaster: His buddy with the M16 seems more concerned about firing into the smoke filled corridor.
5:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: we're insane
5:13 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: welcome to the gang
5:14 PM - Mame Gaster: yyeeeeeeep
5:14 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, next up would be myself and that means...
5:14 PM - Mame Gaster: Tool! c:
5:14 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I vote we name our group Batto Tawagoto Kureijī
5:14 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: which
5:14 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: according to google translate
5:14 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: is how you say "bat shit crazy" in weeb
5:15 PM - John Edsworth: how about no
5:15 PM - Mame Gaster: Tool leans out into the corridor, and fires a grenade from his rifle's underslung launcher.
5:15 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: no fun allowed
5:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: we should be the zaibatsu
5:15 PM - John Edsworth: just ask ciaster to give us a cool polish name or some shit
5:15 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: we should be the A team
5:15 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: as in, the Asshole team
5:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: >cool
5:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: >polish
5:15 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: pick one
5:15 PM - John Edsworth: :v
5:16 PM - John Edsworth: is this the last floor?
5:16 PM - John Edsworth: wait no this is 3
5:16 PM - John Edsworth: damn there is a lot of shit here
5:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: who is carrying all of these guns
5:17 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: cause I assume we're Fallouting it, as in TAKE ALL
5:18 PM - John Edsworth: essentially we have a stalker with us
5:18 PM - John Edsworth: and he carries the guns
5:18 PM - John Edsworth: and turns invisible
5:18 PM - John Edsworth: when we look at him
5:18 PM - John Edsworth: and he has gun-armor
5:18 PM - John Edsworth: and plot-armor
5:18 PM - John Edsworth: and 3000 hp
5:18 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I'm OK with quantum loot storage
5:19 PM - Mame Gaster: The flechette grenade from Tool's launcher blows the M16 ganger's chest to smithereens.
5:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: whoa whoa whoa
5:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: WHOA
5:19 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
5:19 PM - Higeki Hiro: food
5:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Flechette
5:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: grenade
5:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: can I buy throwable ones
5:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I want throwable ones
5:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: give me throwable ones
5:19 PM - Mame Gaster: nnnnnope
5:19 PM - Mame Gaster: only for launchers
5:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: wow gay
5:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: Entropy
5:19 PM - Mame Gaster: gotta get a nade launcher boy
5:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: might aw well turn your hand nto a nade launcher
5:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: as*
5:19 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Unless there's a grenade pistol, nope
5:20 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I still haven't used my leg missile
5:20 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: need a suitable time
5:20 PM - Mame Gaster: oh yeah you've got a leg missile
5:20 PM - Mame Gaster: I hope you Clive Cussler that shit
5:20 PM - Mame Gaster: well it's a missile not a shotgun but who cares
5:20 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
5:20 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: How big is the blast on it?
5:20 PM - Mame Gaster: look it up c:
5:21 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: cause I'd love to just get a guy right in the groin with it if he's on top of me pinning me or something
5:21 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway, Tool's turn is over, so that means it's Bruce's time
5:21 PM - Mame Gaster: to shine
5:21 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: tho I like my limbs and don't want to lose any more
5:21 PM - John Edsworth: appy you should've totally just like
5:21 PM - Mame Gaster: brb
5:21 PM - John Edsworth: walked into the room with the barricade
5:21 PM - John Edsworth: and put your foot forward
5:21 PM - John Edsworth: and blown the fuck out of it
5:21 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: nah, more like
5:21 PM - John Edsworth: possibly strapping nades to said leg-missle
5:22 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: He walks down the stairs, bullets flying around him, none hitting him. He crouches in the middle of the hallway in a "proposing" pose, spreads his arms, and fires the missile into the barricade
5:22 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: blowing them all up
5:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
5:23 PM - John Edsworth: bruce go
5:23 PM - John Edsworth: its your turn again
5:23 PM - John Edsworth: :v
5:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: one sec
5:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: ok
5:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: So I
5:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: yell a lot inconherently about night city
5:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: rollin
5:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: I rolled a 3
5:24 PM - John Edsworth: gj
5:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: plus 6 authority plusthe 9 cool
5:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: 18
5:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: what happens
5:25 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: lol only 9 cool pleb
5:26 PM - Mame Gaster: oh yeah also what tool did is the end of this video (last like 5 seconds) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooGf99HGmeI
5:26 PM - Mame Gaster: blam
5:26 PM - John Edsworth: i have 2 c:
5:26 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway
5:27 PM - Mame Gaster: "THIS NIGHT, AT NIGHT CITY'S COMBAT ZONE! THE NIGHT CITY SLAMMER VS. COMBAT ZONE SHITBIRDS! EVERYONE'S INVITED!"
5:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: back
5:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: So did it work
5:27 PM - Mame Gaster: "YOU'RE ALL GONNA FUCKIN' DIE, YOU LOWLIFES!"
5:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: tldr
5:28 PM - Bruce Brynes: data:image/jpeg;base64,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
5:28 PM - Mame Gaster: "YOU HEAR ME? SEE YOUR FRIEND HERE? DEAD. GOT HIM RIGHT IN THE SKULL. HIS HEAD'S GONE. THAT'S HOW THE REST OF YOU'S GONNA END UP!"
5:28 PM - Bruce Brynes: um
5:28 PM - Bruce Brynes: the fuck
5:28 PM - Mame Gaster: what the fuck, Potato
5:28 PM - Bruce Brynes: http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/grandpa_simpson_yelling_at_cloud.jpg
5:28 PM - Bruce Brynes: better
5:28 PM - Bruce Brynes: much better
5:28 PM - Mame Gaster: "AND THAT! IS WHY YOU DO NOT! FUCK! WITH! THE NIGHT CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT!"
5:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: what is happenibf
5:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/grandpa_simpson_yelling_at_cloud.jpg
5:29 PM - Mame Gaster: bruce went ballistic
5:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: that's what happened
5:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: ah
5:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so all the stuff you said is actually what he said?
5:29 PM - Mame Gaster: The gunfire seems to have sort of stopped, at least for a few seconds. How do you use the advantage, if at all?
5:29 PM - Mame Gaster: yep
5:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeah i am confused
5:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: k
5:29 PM - Mame Gaster: he said, quote
5:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: I run around and slice up dudes
5:29 PM - Mame Gaster: 23:24 - Bruce Brynes: So I
23:24 - Bruce Brynes: yell a lot inconherently about night city
5:30 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: kay
5:30 PM - Mame Gaster: so I decided to spice it up with incredibly cheesy dialogue :v
5:30 PM - Mame Gaster: which is the only kind of dialogue I can write
5:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: at least you can write
5:30 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Any chance I can concoct and throw Boomboom V2 at room 11 or so, so the blast encompasses the two rooms next to it?
5:30 PM - Mame Gaster: http://telefuturenow.bandcamp.com/track/zenith
5:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: i realized i don't know how to flow descriptive writings
5:30 PM - Mame Gaster: you could try
5:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: its hard
5:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I mean would I even have a chance of reaching it
5:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: o nvm
5:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i do a sick bushido warcry to scare everyone
5:31 PM - Mame Gaster: it's a fairly small apartment building
5:31 PM - Mame Gaster: sure
5:31 PM - Mame Gaster: what I'd do though
5:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: woo
5:32 PM - Mame Gaster: I know this is kinda telling the player what to do but
5:32 PM - Mame Gaster: I'd go back up one floor, get above like room 11
5:32 PM - Mame Gaster: cut the hole in the floor
5:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: oohohohoh
5:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeah
5:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: clever girl
5:32 PM - John Edsworth: sneaky shit, slick
5:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: lets fucking roll yo
5:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: but how would I cut a hole in the floor?
5:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: go back
5:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: um
5:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: cut a hole in the floor
5:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: hi
5:32 PM - John Edsworth: with a sword
5:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: yes
5:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: but
5:32 PM - Mame Gaster: and go predator on the assholes
5:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: everybidy walk the dinosaur
5:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: you're all the way in the fromt
5:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and I
5:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: am by the stairs
5:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: we can run back up then
5:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: wanna do that then?
5:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeah
5:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: woo
5:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: les do dis
5:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: i'll ho back upstairs
5:33 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, how many of y'all have swords/chainsaws/katanas/tantos/chainknives/whateverthefuck?
5:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: i could always jump down through the hole anyway
5:33 PM - Mame Gaster: doesn't matter actually
5:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: I have 2 monokatanas and tantos
5:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: plus 1 regular tanto
5:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I craft Boomboom V2 on my way up the stairs, being sure to add a flashbang to the mix this time since I failed to last time
5:33 PM - Mame Gaster: and that's what I was hoping you'd do, cut a hole and go predator
5:34 PM - John Edsworth: i have fists
5:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: didn't even think of that
5:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: now i want smart guns
5:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: like predator
5:34 PM - Mame Gaster: these were regular guns
5:34 PM - Mame Gaster: just plasma
5:34 PM - Mame Gaster: poof
5:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: put like
5:34 PM - Mame Gaster: and with rad laser sights, too
5:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: mounted on my shoulder
5:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: actually nah
5:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: I'll go full melee
5:34 PM - John Edsworth: same :v
5:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: one of the most cleverly thought out plans I ever had in a PnP was in Mekton when I was stopping a giant mechabird from tearing the wings off the giant mechabird I was riding, which held up all my arms so I couldn't do my specialty which was punching
5:35 PM - John Edsworth: i am the original melee guy c:
5:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and the enemy giant mechabird was about to bite me in half
5:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
5:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so still holding onto the enemy's legs, I got down, shoved my legs in its mouth, and activated my thrusters
5:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: knocked the fucker right off
5:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: dude
5:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: then I jumped off my mechabird and punched it
5:35 PM - Mame Gaster: hope it also got rid of his head
5:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: thats some pacific rim shit
5:36 PM - Mame Gaster: I mean if I were a GM that's what I'd do
5:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: that
5:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: is Mekton Zeta
5:36 PM - Mame Gaster: I mean if I were a GM in that game :v
5:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: spraying coolant on shit n stuff
5:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and nah, it just knocked him around a big
5:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: he was a big boss
5:36 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, so, where are y'all
5:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and that wasn't even his final form
5:36 PM - Mame Gaster: on the whole hole in ceiling ting
5:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so anyway we're above the room
5:36 PM - Mame Gaster: *thing
5:36 PM - Mame Gaster: alright sure, let's say you booked it really fast
5:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: "Hiro. Cut a hole in the floor approximately... here."
5:36 PM - Mame Gaster: which room?
5:36 PM - John Edsworth: man
5:37 PM - John Edsworth: if i was in mekton
5:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Done"
5:37 PM - John Edsworth: i'd make a giant iron man
5:37 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: above 11 I'd say, like, right by the doorway
5:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro cuts a hole
5:37 PM - John Edsworth: and pull that bullshit where he flies a cunt way up high , where they cant breathe and start icing over
5:37 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I pull all the pins and chuck Boomboom's sister into the hole
5:37 PM - John Edsworth: and then suplex that nigga into the ground
5:37 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: A flash, incen, HE, smoke and tear gas
5:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: and then i jump down into that shit :V
5:37 PM - John Edsworth: as soon as he drops that, im jumping down as well
5:38 PM - John Edsworth: well
5:38 PM - John Edsworth: right afterwards :v
5:38 PM - John Edsworth: ill swing out of the way of the fire ofc :v
5:38 PM - Mame Gaster: Hiro cuts a giant round hole with one of the spare tantos. The large chunk of wood, and drywall, falls down onto the floor of room 11 with a loud thud.
5:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: our thrusters are more for slowing our descent than for ascent m8 :v
5:38 PM - Mame Gaster: guys
5:38 PM - Mame Gaster: you're jumping
5:38 PM - Mame Gaster: into a fire zone
5:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: he is
5:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: not me
5:38 PM - Mame Gaster: like, literally
5:38 PM - Mame Gaster: the zone is one of fire
5:38 PM - Mame Gaster: and pain
5:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I just toss Boomboom V2 in
5:38 PM - John Edsworth: nigga im gonna swing out of the way of the fire
5:38 PM - Mame Gaster: and lots of owie owie
5:38 PM - Mame Gaster: you sure you wanna do this
5:38 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: did I toss it in
5:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: did people die
5:39 PM - Mame Gaster: there's no space for swinging in goddamn apartment rooms man
5:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I want people to die
5:39 PM - John Edsworth: nigga
5:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I know what he's getting at
5:39 PM - Mame Gaster: you ever tried to swing in an apartment
5:39 PM - John Edsworth: theres a hole
5:39 PM - John Edsworth: i grab the edge of it
5:39 PM - Mame Gaster: ah, that way
5:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: he latches onto the edge of the hole
5:39 PM - John Edsworth: and swing in like a fucking swat
5:39 PM - Mame Gaster: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah :v
5:39 PM - John Edsworth: hopefully into someones face
5:39 PM - Mame Gaster: alright me gets idea
5:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: all players against gm we win u loose
5:39 PM - John Edsworth: loose
5:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: I'll jump down too
5:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so do I need to roll anything for dropping Boomboom V2 into a hole?
5:39 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I hope I don't cause that'd be silly
5:39 PM - John Edsworth: shank a bitch, hiro :V
5:40 PM - Mame Gaster: Entropy chucks the MOAG down the hole. Another earth shattering kaboom goes off, blanketing the poor gangers in a mixture of fire, smoke and pain.
5:40 PM - John Edsworth: http://www.manions.com/webpics/12066/12066-7482-1-W.jpg
5:40 PM - John Edsworth: i'd imagine it looks like this
5:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: "slaggin chrome snarfers"
5:40 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah
5:40 PM - John Edsworth: imagine how fuckin heavy that is
5:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: if my turn comes up again just assume I shoot anything within range and roll for me
5:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I'm goin to dinner
5:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: 0.
5:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: ignore that
5:41 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I sat on my keyboard
5:41 PM - John Edsworth: ahaha
5:41 PM - Mame Gaster: John drops down, and, with the aid of his gloves, swings his way out of the room, across the corridor and into room 10.
5:41 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
5:41 PM - Mame Gaster: how do you even
5:41 PM - Mame Gaster: how fat of an ass do you have dude
5:42 PM - John Edsworth: 5:42 PM - Mame Gaster: how fat of an ass do you have dude
5:42 PM - John Edsworth: cyberpunk pnp
5:43 PM - Mame Gaster: moving on
5:43 PM - John Edsworth: alright
5:43 PM - Mame Gaster: John bowls the ganger who's standing in the doorway over, and lands on his buddy standing behind, tackling him into next week and the afterlife.
5:44 PM - John Edsworth: so me and hiro im guessing are going to bust through the wall
5:44 PM - John Edsworth: into room 12
5:44 PM - John Edsworth: im ean 14
5:44 PM - Mame Gaster: ah, that's what you wanted to do :v
5:44 PM - John Edsworth: and ruin some niggas days
5:44 PM - John Edsworth: thats what i want to do now :v
5:44 PM - Mame Gaster: well you just did something else so retcoooooon
5:45 PM - John Edsworth: uh
5:45 PM - Mame Gaster: alright looks like everyone's taken a break so so will I
5:45 PM - John Edsworth: what did you have me do
5:45 PM - Mame Gaster: do you even
5:45 PM - John Edsworth: i was just swinging through a hole and into the room, but not in fire
5:45 PM - Mame Gaster: read the fucking chat
5:45 PM - Mame Gaster: I mean really look up just a bit
5:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: what
5:45 PM - John Edsworth: the hell are you throwing me outside for :V
5:45 PM - Mame Gaster: sorry for sounding agitated but I actually am a bit
5:45 PM - Mame Gaster: well the room you're in
5:45 PM - Mame Gaster: is kind of
5:46 PM - Mame Gaster: fucking in fire?
5:46 PM - Mame Gaster: like, it's not fucking
5:46 PM - Mame Gaster: it's an expression
5:46 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway
5:46 PM - John Edsworth: only the front of it as far as i can see, jeez :v
5:46 PM - Mame Gaster: do you know how fire works
5:46 PM - John Edsworth: yes
5:46 PM - Mame Gaster: better yet, do you know how heat and convection work
5:46 PM - John Edsworth: its not gonna instantly fuckin spread tho
5:46 PM - John Edsworth: i'd say we'd have ample time to like
5:46 PM - John Edsworth: bust through a wall
5:46 PM - John Edsworth: well not ample but
5:46 PM - Mame Gaster: heat kinda spreads instantly
5:47 PM - Mame Gaster: part of the room's on fire
5:47 PM - Mame Gaster: the rest is really goddamn hot
5:47 PM - Mame Gaster: thanks to the aforementioned fire
5:47 PM - John Edsworth: ok
5:47 PM - Mame Gaster: and guess where it's the hotter? the ceiling
5:47 PM - John Edsworth: yes
5:47 PM - John Edsworth: the part that i'm dropping through
5:47 PM - Mame Gaster: *hottest
5:47 PM - Mame Gaster: at least that's my vague understanding of physics i was never too good at that shit
5:48 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, so you're gonna tell me whatchu doin' in a few minutes
5:48 PM - Mame Gaster: just gonna let the dog out
5:52 PM - John Edsworth: drew a picture of what im doin
5:52 PM - John Edsworth: and where shit would be hot
5:52 PM - John Edsworth: like red is hotter than the others obvs
5:52 PM - John Edsworth: so like yeah
5:53 PM - John Edsworth: side view of rooms 11 and the floor above
5:53 PM - John Edsworth: http://i.imgur.com/RBpE79j.png
5:53 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: pow baby
5:53 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I'm back
5:53 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: what'd I miss
5:53 PM - John Edsworth: nothin
5:54 PM - John Edsworth: anyway after i swing the fuck in
5:54 PM - John Edsworth: we bash a wall open
5:54 PM - John Edsworth: and step into the next room which is not as hot
5:54 PM - John Edsworth: and beat a bitch
5:54 PM - John Edsworth: :v
5:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: i kind of want to jump down into the fire
5:54 PM - John Edsworth: goddamn homestuck has some good music
5:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: and then walk right the fuck out like it is nothing
5:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
5:54 PM - Mame Gaster: back
5:54 PM - John Edsworth: mostly the midnight crew album
5:55 PM - John Edsworth: that shit is like
5:55 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I see the fires of Boomboom still rage
5:55 PM - John Edsworth: glorious noir
5:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: yep
5:55 PM - Mame Gaster: alright sure thing you can do what you drew
5:55 PM - John Edsworth: specially hollow suit
5:55 PM - Mame Gaster: retcoooooon
5:55 PM - John Edsworth: rad
5:55 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so how many people did Boomboom the Second kill?
5:55 PM - John Edsworth: 2
5:55 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: aw man that's in?
5:56 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: it*
5:56 PM - John Edsworth: thats all that was in room 11
5:56 PM - Mame Gaster: John swings down into the not on fire part of the room, Hiro following behind. There, they instantly bust through a wall and end up in room 9.
5:56 PM - John Edsworth: thar she blows
5:56 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah but it almost killed one person who doesn't know how fire works, too
5:56 PM - John Edsworth: who would that be
5:56 PM - Mame Gaster: and, if I were less of a wet blanked, I would've offed him, too
5:56 PM - Mame Gaster: in cold blood
5:57 PM - Mame Gaster: but I am so oh well
5:57 PM - Mame Gaster: oh, I dunno, some fellow
5:57 PM - John Edsworth: so anyway
5:57 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah, anyway
5:57 PM - John Edsworth: besides ciaster being a snarky ass
5:57 PM - Mame Gaster: which room you wanna go into
5:57 PM - John Edsworth: I walk up behind the nearest guy, with hiro i guess
5:57 PM - Mame Gaster: also *blanket dammit
5:57 PM - John Edsworth: and spin a guy around, before delivering a right cross, followed by a hit to the jaw, and a crushing blow to the nose
5:58 PM - Mame Gaster: which room dude
5:58 PM - John Edsworth: 10,11,13 damage
5:58 PM - Mame Gaster: there's two next rooms
5:58 PM - John Edsworth: room 9 like you said :v
5:58 PM - Mame Gaster: oh ok
5:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: wow only killing one guy at a time plebs
5:59 PM - Mame Gaster: You bust into room 9, grab the nearest Heart by the shoulder and spin him around.
5:59 PM - John Edsworth: im killing him good tho
5:59 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: pikachu and Casey should try breeding by the way
6:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: maybe we'd get an electric lizard offspring
6:00 PM - Bruce Brynes: wasn't that a transformer
6:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I dunno
6:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: transformers was never my thing
6:00 PM - Mame Gaster: You rip his rifle from his arms, and then deliver a crushing barrage of blows, leaving his face a literal bloody pulp.
6:00 PM - Bruce Brynes: it was a joke
6:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: which is ironic considering it's like the only american giant robot cartoon
6:00 PM - Mame Gaster: Two guys in close vicinity left
6:01 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, fuck it, Hiro gets a free turn too
6:01 PM - Mame Gaster: get 'em
6:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: aw shit I have an online philosophy thing to submit today
6:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: yay
6:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: my turn now?
6:01 PM - John Edsworth: appy you are really bad at college
6:01 PM - Mame Gaster: yeeep
6:02 PM - Ass Ketchup disconnected.
6:02 PM - Mame Gaster: and yeeeep
6:02 PM - Ass Ketchup entered chat.
6:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i move up into room 9 and slice up guys
6:02 PM - John Edsworth: yes
6:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i?
6:03 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: get em bb
6:03 PM - Mame Gaster: yea
6:03 PM - Mame Gaster: be my guest
6:03 PM - Mame Gaster: also looks like Elowin didn't really feel like playing pikachu :v
6:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: all 3 guys right
6:03 PM - Mame Gaster: two
6:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: there are 3 guys in 9
6:03 PM - Mame Gaster: one of 'em is kind of...
6:03 PM - Mame Gaster: mushy
6:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: ah
6:04 PM - Mame Gaster: as in blood red mushy
6:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: rolled 29 and 25
6:04 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
6:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: 9 and 10 for location
6:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: 14 and 13 for damage
6:04 PM - Mame Gaster: none of these is a crit fail, right? I mean that's pretty much the only reason you ever actually have to roll anymore
6:04 PM - Mame Gaster: "v
6:04 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
6:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: nah
6:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: i got 20 in fenceing
6:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: fencing*
6:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: so no crit fails
6:05 PM - John Edsworth: we really should do low level for wings shadowrun
6:05 PM - John Edsworth: can still critfail by rolling a 1
6:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: how do you even do a low level
6:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: you just limit yourself
6:05 PM - John Edsworth: by not maxing out a skill
6:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: ?
6:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: ah
6:05 PM - John Edsworth: and limiting the ability points n shit
6:06 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: max all the things
6:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: i probably won't be able to balance for shit
6:06 PM - Mame Gaster: You bust into room 9 and slash the two enemies' left legs to pieces like some kind of a mad artificial limb maker looking to maximise their profits. They fall to the ground like two-legged tripods.
6:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: so you guys will just have to test your will
6:06 PM - Mame Gaster: make an artificial limit
6:06 PM - Mame Gaster: like, "you can't have skills at higher than 5 at the beginning"
6:07 PM - Mame Gaster: or whatever scale Shadowrun uses for skills I dunno :v
6:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: that's how Mekton did skills
6:07 PM - Mame Gaster: I do know that if I ever happen to be playing Shadowrun I'm so playing an Orc private detective
6:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: some skills couldn't go above 5 at start
6:07 PM - Mame Gaster: it's the perfect char race for the archetype, too
6:07 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
6:07 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: couse with Ryan dishing out 200 IP each game that didn't last long
6:07 PM - Higeki Hiro: its not really shadowrun
6:08 PM - John Edsworth: yeah he changed it from shadowrun
6:08 PM - John Edsworth: its deadlands or something
6:08 PM - John Edsworth: cant remember
6:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
6:08 PM - Mame Gaster: aw I wanna play shadowrun :c
6:08 PM - Mame Gaster: oh well
6:08 PM - John Edsworth: nigga
6:08 PM - Mame Gaster: I
6:08 PM - John Edsworth: magic cowboys
6:08 PM - Mame Gaster: 'm still gonna be doing a low-level CP game tho
6:08 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: just sayin
6:08 PM - Mame Gaster: eh, magic doesn't really strike my fancy
6:08 PM - John Edsworth: i'd play in that :v
6:08 PM - Mame Gaster: cowboys are awesome though
6:09 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: wow what a fag hates anime giant robots AND magic
6:09 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway
6:09 PM - John Edsworth: cowboy making a glorious movement to wipe out magic
6:09 PM - John Edsworth: i'd join you for that
6:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: but shadowrun has magic
6:09 PM - Mame Gaster: what happened last was Hiro making sushi outta two dudes
6:09 PM - John Edsworth: im making a skeleton gunslinger :v
6:09 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah but urban fantasy's a mite different
6:09 PM - Mame Gaster: also holy fuck
6:09 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and I'm being Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer
6:09 PM - Mame Gaster: you're alive
6:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: hi
6:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: also
6:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: uhh
6:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: deadlands magic is pretty different from normal magic
6:09 PM - Mame Gaster: that's the first time for like three hours you said anything Elowin
6:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: it's likew
6:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: card stuff
6:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: or something
6:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: yeah i was playing serious sam
6:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: gj
6:10 PM - Mame Gaster: I was worried you were pissed off at me or something (and wouldn't be surprised :v)
6:10 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;o
6:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: and at me too
6:10 PM - Mame Gaster: thought you wanted to play as pikachu though? don't matter, we're near the end anyway
6:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: :c
6:10 PM - Ass Ketchup: bby no
6:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: back
6:10 PM - Mame Gaster: it's getting late and I gotta catch some sleep before tomorrow
6:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeah
6:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: yeah lets end this soon
6:10 PM - Ass Ketchup: it's physically impossible for me to be pissed off at people for more than ten minutes
6:10 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I got shit to do
6:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: my homebrew is going to be a modified deadlands
6:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: guys wanns cliffhanger?
6:11 PM - John Edsworth: we can just stop it now :v
6:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: with some dnd and shadowrun shit
6:11 PM - Ass Ketchup: sounds fokkin weird
6:11 PM - Mame Gaster: nah I'd love it if you guys murdelized the remaining guys
6:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeah
6:11 PM - Mame Gaster: and then called it quits
6:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: my danerously low attention span has been flippin out
6:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: its essentially a western shadowurn
6:12 PM - Mame Gaster: next session we'll do loot, the remaining two floors, and the motherlode aka the armory
6:12 PM - Ass Ketchup: it cant be shadowrun without the matrix
6:12 PM - Higeki Hiro: uh
6:12 PM - Higeki Hiro: maybe it will have the spirit wrld
6:12 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, so
6:12 PM - Ass Ketchup: pfft
6:12 PM - Mame Gaster: John and Hiro went
6:12 PM - Ass Ketchup: indiands are faggots who likes indiands
6:12 PM - Ass Ketchup: except in like
6:12 PM - Mame Gaster: time for Tool
6:12 PM - Ass Ketchup: prey
6:12 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so where am I and who can I shoot
6:14 PM - Mame Gaster: Tool cuts through the corridor, keeping his head low despite the lull in gunfire, and then takes the shortcut through the walls you guys made before. He ends up in room 6, hugging the wall next to the doorway, ready for action.
6:14 PM - Mame Gaster: Sorry, I just gotta write overly wordy action descriptions :v
6:15 PM - Ass Ketchup: 2much word
6:15 PM - Mame Gaster: especially for mr. special snowflake who he really isn't but he is 'cause he's a dmpc
6:15 PM - Mame Gaster: whatever
6:15 PM - Mame Gaster: Bruce's still up
6:15 PM - Mame Gaster: he's also got a free turn courtesy of John/Hiro/Entropy's maneuver being a mite too long for one and thus them using up two in a row
6:15 PM - Bruce Brynes: um
6:15 PM - Mame Gaster: give 'em hell
6:16 PM - Mame Gaster: or at the very least get the fuck off the line of fire
6:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: I imagine i'm a bit un-shooty at the moment
6:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
6:16 PM - Mame Gaster: well, you've got a gun
6:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: I'll crawl to safety
6:16 PM - Mame Gaster: several in fact
6:16 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
6:16 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: so wot
6:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: aslo I'll shoot a few auto-p rounds
6:16 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: shoot all them
6:16 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: twice
6:16 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: in the nads
6:16 PM - Mame Gaster: You slump and fall to the floor as the adrenaline rush wears off, firing your gun in the process.
6:17 PM - Mame Gaster: I think you mean auto-9?
6:17 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
6:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: yes
6:17 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
6:17 PM - Mame Gaster: that'd be bursts in fact, it's a burstfire pistol :v
6:17 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
6:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: ye
6:17 PM - Mame Gaster: roll for two shots as usual
6:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: damage and location?
6:18 PM - Mame Gaster: first roll for the two shots, then 1d6/2 for the rounds hit for each burst, then damage and location
6:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
6:18 PM - Mame Gaster: http://powercut.bandcamp.com/track/3-nostalgia-in-the-desert
6:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
6:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: 3 and 3
6:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: so
6:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: 21 on both
6:18 PM - Mame Gaster: awright
6:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: 3 and 2 for burst hit
6:19 PM - Mame Gaster: that's pretty awesome too
6:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: don't know what damage is
6:19 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, locations and damage go for each bullet
6:19 PM - Mame Gaster: well the pistol's not in the book so :v
6:19 PM - Mame Gaster: imma take the liberty of adding it to your sheet later on, but for now use uh
6:19 PM - Mame Gaster: 2d6+3 for damage
6:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: per bullet?
6:20 PM - Mame Gaster: yep
6:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: 31 damage for first burst
6:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: 20 damage for 2nd burst
6:22 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, neato
6:22 PM - Mame Gaster: locations?
6:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: 9 and 6
6:22 PM - Mame Gaster: just roll locations once for each burst, no need to get too specific
6:22 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
6:23 PM - Mame Gaster: goddamn why does everyone keep rolling legs
6:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: guess we just like getting a
6:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: leg up
6:23 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: on the competition
6:24 PM - Mame Gaster: As you're falling down, your pistol roars twice, spitting three bullets with each burst out.
6:25 PM - Mame Gaster: The guy in the doorway of apartment 8 catches a burst of 10mm to his leg, throroughly ruining any shots he could've had at an NBA career.
6:25 PM - Ass Ketchup: i crai evrtytiem
6:25 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Barkley cried that day
6:25 PM - Mame Gaster: The second guy's shoulder gets ripped off in a similar display of gore.
6:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh man
6:25 PM - Mame Gaster: Oh, both are dead, of course.
6:25 PM - Mame Gaster: you're using a robocop gun
6:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: what If i destoryed the leg of cyberpnuk charles barkley
6:26 PM - Mame Gaster: of course it'd upgrade the gore level
6:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: i think that would ruin their shots at an NBA career even more
6:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: you'd be a terrible person
6:26 PM - Mame Gaster: well charlie wouldn't be in a gang now would he
6:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: you cant bruce
6:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: you cant
6:26 PM - Mame Gaster: although he might need a few bodyguards some time...
6:26 PM - John Edsworth: charlie doesn't need bodyguards
6:26 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Barkley was watching over me that faithful night I slam dunked Brick's tank with a crit in Mekton
6:26 PM - John Edsworth: he really was
6:26 PM - Mame Gaster: alright, next up: finally Entropy
6:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: oh hello
6:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: what can I shoot
6:27 PM - John Edsworth: ahaha you cant drop down because theres fire :v
6:27 PM - Ass Ketchup: he can still do it
6:27 PM - John Edsworth: fire would've probs spread by now
6:27 PM - Mame Gaster: so, do you hear Sweet Georgia Brown playing faintly in your head at quiet nights, the sound of the spirit of the Bark?
6:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: how much damage does fire do and can my skin take it
6:27 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah you shouldn't
6:27 PM - Mame Gaster: a)too much for you and b)no
6:27 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: then from my vantage in the hole
6:28 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: can I roll a grenade
6:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: no that's micheal jordans sound you nig
6:28 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: above the hole
6:28 PM - Mame Gaster: and you'd have to be a right dumb wanker to jump down into the fire
6:28 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: whatevs
6:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: micheal jordan is the bad guy
6:28 PM - Mame Gaster: ah, whatever, SJB is the b-ball song and that's why it'd play
6:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: what about
6:28 PM - Mame Gaster: through the fire, into the opposite room? you can try
6:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: SPACE JAM
6:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: eh, fuck it
6:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I got nothing better to do
6:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: yay
6:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: the place is feeling a bit chilly anyway
6:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: join me in cripple-dom
6:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I think it's time to warm up
6:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: cool cripple duo
6:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: that will be us
6:29 PM - Mame Gaster: uh, I didn't say you couldn't
6:29 PM - Mame Gaster: I just said you can try
6:29 PM - Mame Gaster: that wasn't sarcastic or anything
6:29 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
6:29 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: uh yeah
6:30 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: that's what I was gonna do u sod
6:30 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I toss ye olde incendairy grenade... uh, e
6:30 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: dairy
6:30 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: incendairy
6:30 PM - Mame Gaster: an incendairy grenade? is it like a carton of milk
6:30 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: flaming milk
6:30 PM - Mame Gaster: with a fuse
6:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: i am the milkman
6:30 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I toss fire grenade u shit
6:30 PM - Mame Gaster: mad cow milk! 50%milk 50%bourbon
6:30 PM - Mame Gaster: :science:
6:31 PM - Mame Gaster: :WWIIfighterpilotscience:
6:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I swear the second I leave this building I'm calling in my Nomad favor and leveling the place
6:31 PM - Ass Ketchup: im now having psychonauts flashbacks
6:31 PM - Mame Gaster: roll
6:31 PM - Mame Gaster: for throwing
6:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: um
6:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: can I add my luck
6:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: to make that
6:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: like
6:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: not a critfail
6:31 PM - John Edsworth: >call nomad favor
6:31 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Ryan does
6:31 PM - John Edsworth: >"I need this apartment demolished, pronto."
6:32 PM - John Edsworth: >Hear jet plane soaring suddenly
6:32 PM - John Edsworth: >Look up
6:32 PM - John Edsworth: >enormous plane above you
6:32 PM - Mame Gaster: just roll and if it is a critfail you're boned like.. uh, a skeleton?
6:32 PM - John Edsworth: >black blur dropping rapidly
6:32 PM - Mame Gaster: or are you saying that you just rolled a critfail
6:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: kay then
6:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: 10
6:32 PM - John Edsworth: >it falls onto the building and you hear an eagle caw as the top level flattens
6:32 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: c:
6:32 PM - Mame Gaster: alright
6:33 PM - Mame Gaster: ain't a direct hit but not gonna bitch about it
6:33 PM - John Edsworth: >the building begins to accordian and crumple, falling into a pile of rubble in front of you
6:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I guess you'd be able to say that
6:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: the eagle
6:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: has landed
6:33 PM - John Edsworth: >you hear another screech as aguila soars out of the pile
6:33 PM - Mame Gaster: You roll an incendiary grenade THROUGH FIRE AND FLAAAAAMES over to apartment nr. 10.
6:33 PM - John Edsworth: >he slams into the front of the jet
6:33 PM - Mame Gaster: jesus christ Dan
6:33 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: needs more fire
6:33 PM - John Edsworth: >the jet rockets backwards
6:34 PM - Mame Gaster: It, predictably enough, goes off, coating the two unlucky saps in sticky and very, very burn-y napalm.
6:34 PM - Mame Gaster: The details are better left to your imagination.
6:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I need more fire things
6:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: we need things that make more fire
6:34 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Ash go catch a fire pokemon
6:35 PM - Mame Gaster: you, my friend, might be a mite disturbed
6:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: hey, maybe the fire will take the place down by itself and I won't need the place leveld
6:35 PM - John Edsworth: why would you NOT want aguila to come and level a building with sheer muscle
6:35 PM - Mame Gaster: but grenade autolauncher
6:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: um
6:35 PM - John Edsworth: but a lucha and his tagteam partner
6:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: I'd level the place
6:35 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: AFYER
6:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: AFTER
6:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: we got the loot
6:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: u sod
6:36 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway, next up is the tokio turbulent... t-something Hiro you're up
6:36 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: can I light his katana on fire
6:36 PM - Mame Gaster: nnnnnnnnno
6:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: archive title
6:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: "can i light this katana on fire"
6:37 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: consider it done
6:37 PM - Mame Gaster: WWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIINNNNnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnGGGGGGGggGg
6:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: back
6:37 PM - Mame Gaster: see the ritual worked
6:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: what is happening
6:38 PM - Mame Gaster: 00:36 - Mame Gaster: anyway, next up is the tokio turbulent... t-something Hiro you're up
6:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: I um
6:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: cut something
6:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i go to room 14 and cut things
6:39 PM - Mame Gaster: I'd finish off the guy in room 8 first but sure go ahead
6:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: alright I'll go after the 8 guy
6:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: 22
6:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: 10 for location
6:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: 20
6:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: damage
6:40 PM - Mame Gaster: rip leg
6:40 PM - Higeki Hiro: aye
6:41 PM - Mame Gaster: You sprint into the room, knock aside the ganger's rifle he had pointed at you, and cut off his leg. He faintly exclaims "Why is this happenin'..." before falling into the ground and turning into a lil' blood fountain.
6:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
6:42 PM - John Edsworth: my turn?
6:42 PM - Mame Gaster: shoulda gone with "why does this keep happenin" but eh
6:42 PM - Mame Gaster: yep
6:42 PM - John Edsworth: aight
6:42 PM - John Edsworth: I dash out of room 9 and toward room 12, tackling the guy outside.
6:43 PM - John Edsworth: Then I celebrate MANGRIT PUNCHATHON with his face.
6:43 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: as Casey pokes her head out of your pocket and watches with a cute little lizard grin
6:43 PM - John Edsworth: yes
6:43 PM - John Edsworth: john: 1D10+20 => 24
 john: 1D10+20 => 23
 john: 1D10+20 => 28
 john: 3D6+2 => 14
 john: 4D6+2 => 15
 john: 4D6+2 => 17
6:43 PM - John Edsworth: ye punches
6:45 PM - Mame Gaster: You dash past the room 12 doorway, hearing the bullets whiz past you as you run, tackle the guy standing outside to the ground so hard a couple of floorboards crack under the impact, and beat the snot and any semblance of a facial structure out of him.
6:45 PM - Mame Gaster: holy shit dude your punches deal shotgun damage
6:45 PM - John Edsworth: i know :v
6:45 PM - John Edsworth: theres a reason its a powerglove
6:45 PM - John Edsworth: goddamn tho
6:46 PM - John Edsworth: how much damage does bruce's shotgun deal?
6:46 PM - John Edsworth: 4d6?
6:46 PM - Mame Gaster: every shotty does that
6:46 PM - John Edsworth: hot damn
6:46 PM - Mame Gaster: it's the damage for 12ga
6:46 PM - John Edsworth: i can outclass every shotgun in the game
6:46 PM - Mame Gaster: well, 10ga shotties deal more :v
6:46 PM - John Edsworth: well
6:46 PM - John Edsworth: every 12ga in the game :v
6:46 PM - John Edsworth: unless one of em has a firing rate of 3+
6:48 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah
6:48 PM - Mame Gaster: anyway
6:48 PM - Mame Gaster: Tool's up, again
6:48 PM - Mame Gaster: and I'm getting way more sleepier than I was so let's wrap it up quick
6:49 PM - Mame Gaster: Tool peeks his head around the corner, and pops the guy in the room 14 doorway with a quick burst.
6:50 PM - Mame Gaster: The .223 bullets slam into the man's leg and chest, and he goes down.
6:51 PM - John Edsworth: rip
6:51 PM - Mame Gaster: Bruce!
6:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: are we not done yet
6:52 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: omg 3 more niggas just kill them pls
6:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
6:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: i kill the three niggas
6:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: shit I have a gorrilian guns
6:53 PM - Mame Gaster: what's your most autofiriest weapon?
6:53 PM - Mame Gaster: :v
6:53 PM - Mame Gaster: just use that
6:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: wait
6:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: i';m unconsiues
6:53 PM - Mame Gaster: nope
6:54 PM - Mame Gaster: you're down on the ground, hurting like hell, but alive
6:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
6:54 PM - Mame Gaster: you can muster just enough strength to lift yourself up the barricade, prop your gun on it and let rip
6:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: ipullout my autoshotgun
6:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: "hey newbie!"
6:55 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: kill them all
6:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Cover me, and use the shotty when I pass out"
6:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: I fire blindly
6:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: should I roll for anything in particular?
6:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: I mean it's blindfire
6:57 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: roll to kill niggas
6:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: you should roll luck
6:57 PM - Mame Gaster: Bruce pulls himself up the barricade, using every last ounce of strength to do that and prop his autoshotty on it.
6:57 PM - Mame Gaster: yeah roll what you'd regularly doo
6:57 PM - Mame Gaster: *do
6:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: boring
6:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: alive
6:57 PM - Mame Gaster: aka rifle+ref+1d10
6:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: 10!
6:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: so 29
6:58 PM - Mame Gaster: aaaaaaah best time to get a crit
6:58 PM - Mame Gaster: yessssssss
6:58 PM - Mame Gaster: Bruce yells "Y'all might wanna get the frak down!" before cutting loose with the M-12.
6:58 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: your rounds, as they fly through the flames, catch fire themselves
6:58 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeeesssssssssss
6:58 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: your bullets are now on fire
6:59 PM - Mame Gaster: One by one, the remaining gangers get splattered by heavy 12 gauge buckshot.
6:59 PM - Ass Ketchup: frak?
6:59 PM - Ass Ketchup: what is this shadowrun
6:59 PM - John Edsworth: yes
6:59 PM - Ass Ketchup: oh
6:59 PM - Mame Gaster: Finally, the shotgun makes a dry click sound. Bruce lets out a sigh of relief, and slumps down, totally exhausted.
6:59 PM - Ass Ketchup: can i be the wizard
7:00 PM - Mame Gaster: frak is also used in cyberpunk I'm pretty sure :v also you know the answer (it's no)
7:00 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
7:00 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: Entropy just brushes his hands of any dust and plaster that got on them from the hole and strolls back downstairs to regroup with the rest of the party and end the session
7:00 PM - Ass Ketchup: why you gotta be like that
7:00 PM - John Edsworth: also extend hand is just
7:00 PM - John Edsworth: winner
7:01 PM - John Edsworth: the extension goes out like 9 feet i think
7:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: you know whats winner
7:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: rocket launcher
7:01 PM - Mame Gaster: You stand in the smoldering ruins of what once was an at least decent apartment building floor. It's littered with bodies, body parts, bullet holes, splinters and pools of blood.
7:01 PM - John Edsworth: rocket hammer is better
7:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: omg I just had a mental image of a 9 foot long bitchslap
7:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: im like 99% sure i've seen that in a movie or something
7:01 PM - Mame Gaster: Somehow, you've won. Somehow, you've managed to shoot and stab your way through 27 people without getting winged once.
7:01 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: if you happen to remember the movie please tell me
7:02 PM - John Edsworth: possibly inspector gadget
7:02 PM - John Edsworth: you mongoloid
7:02 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: would make sense
7:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: inspector gadget is best gadget
7:02 PM - Mame Gaster: Next time: loot, loot and more loot!
7:02 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: hopefully not an hour long this time
7:02 PM - John Edsworth: im gonna stat out that cyberhammer i had the idea for
7:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: more time means more loot
7:02 PM - Entropy the Edgenificent: kay saving the log then doing stuff I should have done months ago