HDB- Ladder Fall

FELD LADDER - The distances between the remaining rungs are rather *wide*. You'd have to use the mounting brackets. However, they seem corroded and the peeling rust is razor-sharp.

FELD LADDER - In addition, the first rung is going to be *tough* to reach. It's, what, three metres above ground, and you're -- 180...?
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[CHECK FAILURE]

SAVOIR FAIRE - Yes. Teleportation is completely not a thing. Perhaps if you were to, instead, climb the ladder with your eyes closed? This way it's less scary.

YOU - Grab the second rung.

FELD LADDER - Your fingers slip from the rung...

KIM KITSURAGI - "Careful..."

PAIN THRESHOLD - Brace yourself!

FELD LADDER - The ladder gleams arrogantly with what remains of its metallic lustre as you hit the barrel and tumble onto the ground.

KIM KITSURAGI - "Enough of that now, officer..." The lieutenant pats you on the back. "There has got to be a better, more *age-appropriate* way in."

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Hear that? You're old. That's why you can't do it. Old and feeble. A let-down. A failure.