The Great Adventures of Seraphna

[00:37] <dinosaurman4> some people dont like me
[00:37] <dinosaurman4> wha i said the word
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[00:45] <Abel9210> hi
[00:47] <@Kaelan> hola
[00:48] <Alestance> People sure are weird.
[00:48] <Abel9210> gee, you think
[00:48] <Abel9210> for the record, though
[00:48] <Abel9210> I think you're a weirdo
[00:48] <Alestance> No, man, you have it all wrong, the real weirdo here is you.
[00:48] <Alestance> I'm normal.
[00:49] <Abel9210> ya
[00:49] <Abel9210> sure
[00:49] <Abel9210> says the guy who takes 6 hour 'naps'
[00:49] <Abel9210> at that point, you might as well call a spade a spade
[00:49] <Abel9210> and say you went to sleep
[00:49] <Abel9210> but instead, you call it a nap
[00:49] <Abel9210> therefore
[00:49] <Abel9210> weirdo
[00:49] <Abel9210> QED, bitch
[00:49] <@Kaelan> BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY PURPLE TEXT
[00:49] <Alestance> I'm still not used to work. A nap for me is really me catching up on the sleep I lost during my workweek.
[00:49] <Abel9210> jokes on you, I use mIRC
[00:49] * @Kaelan holds out her hand and bakes the universe into a pie.
[00:49] <Alestance> I rarely sleep during work.
[00:50] <Alestance> er
[00:50] <Abel9210> well, that's good
[00:50] <Alestance> Well, I never sleep DURING work.
[00:50] <@Kaelan> What is this.... sleep?
[00:50] <Abel9210> fuck
[00:50] <Alestance> Friend of mine fell asleep on the job once. Standing up over his sortation station.
[00:50] <Abel9210> inb4 he got rekt
[00:51] <Alestance> Nope, he's on the good side of the general manager, the sort team manager, and a bunch of PAs.
[00:51] <Abel9210> I honestly thought this was leading up to a dark ending
[00:51] <Alestance> Nope.
[00:51] <Alestance> The guy constantly makes 200-300% rate. He's one of their top employees, he gets away with shit like that sometimes.
[00:52] <Abel9210> 'he fell asleep in front of the sortation station, and accidentally leaned forward, and walked into a gear'
[00:52] <Abel9210> *fell
[00:52] <Alestance> Sort stations are basically desks with a computer on it and an RF gun attached to said computer.
[00:52] <Alestance> Scan item, put in tote.
[00:52] <Abel9210> aka: not dangerous
[00:52] <Alestance> Not very.
[00:52] <Abel9210> unless the RF gun has gunpowder in it
[00:53] <Abel9210> which sound very unlikely
[00:53] <Abel9210> and stupid
[00:53] <Alestance> WE SCAN BARCODES BY BLOWING IT TO TIMBUKTU!
[00:53] <Abel9210> 10/10 would not apply for that job
[00:54] <Alestance> Pay's high, because of the misfire chance blowing off your arm.
[00:54] <Abel9210> I like my arms where they are, thanks
[00:54] <Abel9210> can't browse dank memes as effectively or game with one arm
[00:54] <Abel9210> then again, prosthetics are a thing
[00:55] <Alestance> Well, as far as I'm aware, electronic prosthetics aren't really that great, response-wise yet.
[00:55] <Alestance> And hella expensive.
[00:56] <Alestance> So, you might still have difficulty browsing dank memes, and games are still out of the question.
[00:56] <Abel9210> science hasn't gone far enough
[00:56] <Abel9210> damn it
[00:56] <Alestance> Not yet.
[00:56] <@Kaelan> Eh, you can play a lot of games with one arm.
[00:57] <Alestance> I suppose so.
[00:57] <Abel9210> I'm assuming these are keyboard games
[00:57] <@Kaelan> My brother only has one hand so I know from experience. <_<;
[00:57] <Alestance> Wow.
[00:57] <Abel9210> ...so 1 out of 10
[00:57] <@Kaelan> WEll two, but one is lame.
[00:57] <Abel9210> how badly did I accidentally offend you
[00:57] <@Kaelan> Not badly.
[00:57] <Alestance> Was he born that way, or was there an accident of some sort?
[00:58] <@Kaelan> Though a surprising lot. He can play any MMO, Strategy Game, VN, most FPS and even platformers pretty easy.
[00:58] <@Kaelan> Born
[00:58] <Alestance> Ah.
[00:58] <@Kaelan> Our family is a bunch of genetic oddities.
[00:58] <Alestance> I see.
[00:58] <Abel9210> the worst I can say is that one of my aunts has an extra finger
[00:59] <Abel9210> with a nail on it
[00:59] <Abel9210> like it should belong
[00:59] <Abel9210> and as for myself
[00:59] <Alestance> A fully developed extra finger?
[00:59] <Abel9210> sort of
[00:59] <@Kaelan> I'm ginger with a chemical imbalance, color blind, misshapen eyes, nervous syndrome and a short achilles tendon.
[00:59] <@Kaelan> <_<
[00:59] <Abel9210> it's not attaced to anything except her pinky
[00:59] <Abel9210> so
[01:00] <Abel9210> I'm hearing impaired because I was an idiot as a kid
[01:00] <@Kaelan> Sis has a curved back, a different chemical imbalance, worse eyes, also ginger.
[01:00] <Abel9210> though my story and my mom's story seem to differ
[01:00] <@Kaelan> Bro has a lame hand and is deaf.
[01:01] <Abel9210> my story is that I poked q-tips into my ears because I was an idiot
[01:01] <Abel9210> mom says I was sickly as a child and lost my hearing that way
[01:01] <Abel9210> I lean towards my story for obvious reasons
[01:01] <Alestance> Hm.
[01:01] <Alestance> The worst that happened to me, is that I fell on my head on solid concrete as a very young kid.
[01:02] <Alestance> I don't think I suffer any defects from it, aside from a scar on the top of my head.
[01:02] <Abel9210> that explains why your definiton of naps are so fucking odd
[01:02] <Abel9210> :)
[01:02] <Abel9210> hmm
[01:02] <@Kaelan> Fell off a jungle gym, got stabbed, cut an eyelid, got hit by a car, got caught in a cord while making a running leap and been in two car accidents while inside the vehicle.
[01:03] <Alestance> Sheesh
[01:03] <Abel9210> calm down, Black Widow
[01:03] <Alestance> How are you even ALIVE
[01:03] <@Kaelan> Also broke my toe last year while fooling around.
[01:03] <Alestance> I've only ever broken a toe.
[01:03] <Abel9210> my guess is she's exaggerating at least one of those
[01:03] <Abel9210> course
[01:03] <@Kaelan> Not exaggerating.
[01:03] <Abel9210> you can't escalate getting stabbed
[01:04] <Abel9210> or getting hit by a car
[01:04] <@Kaelan> I was on a bike when I got hit by the car.
[01:04] <@Kaelan> And the car was being driven by a police officer. <_<;
[01:04] <@Kaelan> Off duty in his SUV.
[01:04] <Abel9210> this sounds like the perfect backstory for a cop hater
[01:04] <Alestance> This conversation is depressing.
[01:04] <@Kaelan> Oh, back then I chose not to press charges because he was a police officer.
[01:05] <@Kaelan> And my family is very pro-cop.
[01:05] <Abel9210> 'a cop once accidentally ran me over while I was riding my bike, so I now hate all cops
[01:05] <Abel9210> '
[01:05] <Abel9210> 'ACAB, bitches'
[01:05] <@Kaelan> The stabbing was not an accident though.
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[01:05] <Abel9210> gee, I wonder why
[01:06] <Abel9210> sarcasm aside
[01:06] <Abel9210> what happened
[01:06] <@Kaelan> Long story, but someone was very, very pissed off with me and was intending to put me out of competition for a season at least.
[01:06] <Abel9210> 'season'
[01:06] <Abel9210> what, did you play sports
[01:06] <@Kaelan> Oh yes, fencing. <_<;
[01:07] <Abel9210> huh.
[01:07] <@Kaelan> It worked, but she also was out of the competition... lifetime ban.
[01:07] <Alestance> Beautiful.
[01:07] <Abel9210> totally worth it
[01:07] <Abel9210> but
[01:07] <Alestance> I reiterate, though, how the hell are you still alive?
[01:07] <@Kaelan> As Optimus Prime would say.
[01:07] <Abel9210> I can't imagine someone being so pissed that they'd escalate to literally stabbing someone in the face over sports, though
[01:07] <@Kaelan> I am made of sterner stuff.
[01:07] <Abel9210> like
[01:08] <@Kaelan> People get CRAZY in sports.
[01:08] <Abel9210> isn't the point to have fun while kicking the shit out of your opponents
[01:08] <@Kaelan> All that adrenaline is bad for you.
[01:08] <@Kaelan> Crazy bitch thought I was sleeping with her boyfriend, actually.
[01:09] <@Kaelan> I have never known the touch of a man.
[01:09] <@Kaelan> So... yeah.
[01:09] <@Kaelan> She was crazy.
[01:09] <Abel9210> I notice you use present tense
[01:09] <Abel9210> that said
[01:09] <@Kaelan> The one time I have I refuse to count.
[01:09] <@Kaelan> So... yeah.
[01:09] <Alestance> Tough life, sounds like.
[01:10] <Abel9210> doesn't matter
[01:10] <@Kaelan> I was actually quite the active person in high school
[01:10] <Abel9210> she's PR manager
[01:10] <@Kaelan> Not the lazy programmer I am now. XD
[01:10] <Alestance> I was never really all that active. I'm paying the price for it now.
[01:10] <Alestance> Maybe now that I have disposable income, I'll join a gym or something.
[01:11] <Abel9210> I was a reclusive and anti-social nerd back then
[01:11] <@Kaelan> JROTC, Fencing, Track and Field, and parents owned a gym.
[01:11] <Alestance> There's one roughly 500 feet up the street from me.
[01:11] <Abel9210> idk why
[01:11] <@Kaelan> Girl Scouts too, I suppose counts.
[01:11] <Abel9210> but it started as far as junior high
[01:11] <Abel9210> I just stopped talking to anyone except my friends and adults
[01:11] <Abel9210> because I was convinced pretty much everyone hated me
[01:11] <Alestance> I have social anxiety, talking to people face to face is a very difficult matter for me.
[01:12] <Alestance> I think I have social anxiety, rather.
[01:12] <Abel9210> (hint: I wasn't a smart kid back then, despite what my grades say)
[01:12] <@Kaelan> See, I was a geek all my life. I got picked on a LOT when I was little. Red hair seems to be a curse for girls. But instead of getting reclusive I got an attitude.
[01:12] <Alestance> I got an attitude, that attitude is "keep quiet, don't make eye contact, and keep walking".
[01:13] <Abel9210> I'm more shy than socially anxious
[01:13] <Abel9210> I'll talk to people, but I'm rarely the first to initiate a conversation
[01:13] <@Kaelan> My attitude was "I realized that none of you have any bearing on my life so you can take your sense of entitlement and superiority and..." (Adding my family motto) "Stick it where the sun doesn't shine."
[01:14] <Alestance> I'm not afraid to speak my mind, I have no qualms with being blunt about what I think. Its just that the fight or flight sort of dealie spirals out of control when I'm talking with others usually.
[01:14] <Abel9210> as one has noted
[01:14] <Abel9210> I'm a practical chatterbox online
[01:15] <Abel9210> but in person
[01:15] <Abel9210> I have trouble saying stuff and being understood
[01:15] <Alestance> Online is different. I think its because you don't see faces or hear voices.
[01:15] <Abel9210> yeah
[01:15] <Alestance> Or at least, that's how it is with me.
[01:15] <Abel9210> that's why I can't fathom some people acting all shy online
[01:15] <Abel9210> it's like
[01:15] <Abel9210> dude
[01:15] <Abel9210> you're in a chatroom with people who share your interests
[01:16] <Alestance> I hate my voice. I have a lisp. People have made fun of me for it, even going so far assuming I'm retarded or something.
[01:16] <Alestance> going so far as to assume*
[01:16] <Abel9210> and you don't have to worry about being judged for physical reasons
[01:17] <Abel9210> but some people act like typing out words is a mortifying thing
[01:17] <Abel9210> bonus points if you're in a position of authority
[01:17] <Abel9210> in which case they will always assume they're not worthy of speaking to you
[01:17] <Alestance> People have been shut out for speaking their minds, myself included. They could believe the same could happen anywhere and everywhere, I assume.
[01:17] <Abel9210> and the act of sending a PM took damn near all their courage
[01:17] <@Kaelan> I prefer chats too. Half convinced my coworkers and fellow students all think I'm autistic... so.. <_<;
[01:18] <Alestance> Alternatively, they haven't developed thick skin yet.
[01:18] <Alestance> Which is very possible too.
[01:18] <Abel9210> I know one person who grew out of that
[01:18] <Abel9210> but when he first came on the scene in this chatroom program I moderated
[01:18] <Abel9210> he was basically invisible
[01:19] <Abel9210> lots of ellipses if he ever talked
[01:19] <Abel9210> and he was fucking mortified at the thought of asking people for games in the main lobby
[01:19] <Abel9210> always doing it through PMs or whatever
[01:19] <Abel9210> now he's an entirely different person
[01:19] <Abel9210> he'll shoot the shit about whatever
[01:20] <Abel9210> and joke around
[01:20] <Abel9210> and act like a normal human being
[01:20] <Abel9210> I'm proud of him
[01:20] <Abel9210> but I can't forget how he used to be
[01:20] <Abel9210> hell, I was thinking of that person when I was semi-ranting
[01:20] <Alestance> Some people just are slow to adapt to new environments, or large groups of unfamiliar people.
[01:21] <Abel9210> on the other hand
[01:21] <Abel9210> there was this other dude
[01:21] <@Kaelan> I've tried to take it slow.
[01:21] <Abel9210> who had mental issues
[01:21] <@Kaelan> It never works for me.
[01:21] <Abel9210> which is fine
[01:21] <@Kaelan> People seem to like me better when I do though.
[01:21] <@Kaelan> Yet when I don't...
[01:21] <@Kaelan> *eyes her position*
[01:21] <@Kaelan> Also used to run the VGCats community.
[01:21] <Abel9210> 'take it slow' how
[01:21] <Abel9210> oh
[01:21] <Abel9210> you mean not asserting your attitude
[01:22] <@Kaelan> Yeah
[01:22] <Abel9210> so basically
[01:22] <Abel9210> you don't want to be seen as a Sarah Silverman or Sandra Bullock
[01:22] <@Kaelan> Am I? o.o
[01:23] <Abel9210> idk, that's my basis for women with attitudes
[01:23] <Abel9210> right now
[01:23] <Abel9210> you're a ghost
[01:23] <Abel9210> there's an actor that fits that, I think
[01:23] <Abel9210> but I can't find a name
[01:26] <Abel9210> I suppose you'd be like Doctor MacMillan from Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries
[01:26] <Abel9210> strong and silent type
[01:26] <Abel9210> mostly hard to approach because I barely see you talk about whatever
[01:26] <Abel9210> has hidden depths, tho
[01:27] <Abel9210> but I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the first time I've seen so many chat messages from you in such a short time period
[01:29] <Abel9210> obligatory advertising campaign to watch Miss Fisher Murder Mysteries because it's a really good show even if the name sucks a bit
[01:32] <Abel9210> come to think of it
[01:33] <Abel9210> that might explain why you barely talk to start with
[01:35] <@Kaelan> Mmm?
[01:36] <Abel9210> the aforementioned attitude
[01:37] <@Kaelan> I guess, it's more to do with being busy.
[01:38] <Abel9210> I'm thinking you don't say lot, not because you're usually doing other stuff in the meantime, but because you don't want to negatively impact your standing with other people in this chat
[01:38] <Abel9210> which sounds lame as fuck
[01:38] <Abel9210> bear with me
[01:39] <Abel9210> I took one shitty class in psychology
[01:39] <Abel9210> totally useless, and I regret taking it over biology
[01:39] <Abel9210> the fact that I passed with an A while missing out on most of the essays just cements that for me
[01:51] <Abel9210> with that said
[01:51] <Abel9210> I should probably go to bed
[01:51] <Abel9210> can hardly keep my eyes open
[01:51] <Abel9210> no, alestance, I am not napping
[01:51] <Abel9210> I am going to sleep
[01:51] <Abel9210> like a normal person
[01:51] <Abel9210> >_>
[01:52] <Alestance> >normal person
[01:52] <Alestance> Yeah, sure.
[01:52] <Alestance> It's nearly 2am, that's not a normal time for sleep.
[01:52] <Abel9210> need I remind you that I have over 300 confirmed kills and am very good with a sniper rifle
[01:53] <Alestance> So, are you saying you want to fight me in TF2?
[01:53] <Abel9210> lol no
[01:53] <Abel9210> fite me irl
[01:53] <Abel9210> i rek u
[01:53] <Alestance> Probably.
[01:53] <Alestance> I can't fight.
[01:53] <Abel9210> damn it, you're no fun
[01:53] <Abel9210> on the plus side
[01:53] <Abel9210> you'll hardly fall over if a stiff breeze hits you
[01:54] <Abel9210> that being said
[01:54] <Abel9210> I do wonder what weird trippy dreams I will get tonight
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