Some Shit

[2:04:01 AM] gab: gnite
[2:04:06 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: (heart)
[2:04:08 AM] Moray Eel: good night geb
[2:04:17 AM] gab: i was sayin it to j
[2:04:22 AM] Moray Eel: oh
[2:04:25 AM] Moray Eel: good night j
[2:04:25 AM] John B.: Night ga-
[2:04:29 AM] gab: :V
[2:04:30 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: (heart) (heart)
[2:04:31 AM] John B.: Night Jay!
[2:04:37 AM] Moray Eel: Im sorry im not in call I wouldn't know
[2:04:45 AM | Edited 2:04:49 AM] John B.: Sorry no one looked at your butt!
[2:04:46 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: text me hoes
[2:04:52 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: LMAO
[2:04:56 AM] gab: it k
[2:05:07 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: Tit will have to open his phone eventually
[2:05:18 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: and then he will see
[2:05:28 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: it aint even really my butt
[2:05:44 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: but if it was
[2:05:53 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: it would be bomb
[2:06:13 AM] Moray Eel: Im sure you have a v nice butt j
[2:06:13 AM] John B.: No, it's your butt, don't lie
[2:06:49 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: thank u Ray
[2:06:49 AM] Moray Eel: did call end?
[2:06:55 AM | Edited 2:07:26 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: you’ve seen my nudes
[2:07:03 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: gtfo John
[2:07:07 AM] John B.: D:
[2:07:12 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: you will never be graced
[2:07:22 AM] John B.: Why am I always left out of the nudes party...
[2:07:39 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: it bc of your flip phone
[2:07:47 AM] Moray Eel: you're missing out too
J is hot hot hot like a tater tot
[2:07:56 AM] John B.: Don't make fun of my financial situations
[2:08:04 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: I'm as hot as fried potatoes
[2:08:11 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: that is the best compliment
[2:08:14 AM] Moray Eel: fresh fried potatoes
[2:08:15 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: i could have ever gotten
[2:08:18 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: fuck
[2:08:19 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: yes
[2:08:27 AM] John B.: You rich fuck
[2:08:31 AM] John B.: With your smartphones
[2:08:44 AM] Moray Eel: you're hot and steamy and everyone wants to eat you
[2:08:54 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: you too Ray bb
[2:08:56 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: you too
[2:09:00 AM] Moray Eel: (heart)
[2:09:02 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: (heart)
[2:09:07 AM] gab: to be fair you dont really need to be rich to have smartphones anymore
[2:09:11 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: ^
[2:09:18 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: they're the standard
[2:09:30 AM] John B.: Dude
[2:09:32 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: just sell your soul in a contract and you get it for free
[2:09:39 AM] Moray Eel: pmuch
[2:09:43 AM] John B.: Anything that is in the 3 digit range
[2:09:46 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: committed to 5 years of service ya know
[2:09:49 AM] John B.: Can go fuck itself
[2:10:07 AM] gab: those are the newer models¿¿
older models are cheaper
[2:10:54 AM] Moray Eel: get an old smartphone
they'll be p much lumped in with flip phones sooner or later anyways
[2:11:35 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: get an iPhone 4
[2:11:39 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: thats what I hav
[2:11:40 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: have
[2:11:42 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: cheap
[2:11:45 AM] John B.: Fuck apple
[2:11:46 AM] John B.: ew
[2:11:47 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: gets the same shit as the other
[2:11:48 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: wtf
[2:11:52 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: is wrong with you
[2:11:54 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: apple phone
[2:12:00 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: apple phones are life
[2:12:06 AM] John B.: Apple is so bad in every way
[2:12:10 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: im out
[2:12:11 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: bye
[2:12:12 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: gn
[2:12:20 AM] John B.: HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF
[2:12:27 AM] John B.: A COMPUTER PERSON
[2:12:32 AM] John B.: WHEN YOU LIKE APPLE
[2:12:41 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: THE PHONES ARE QUALITY
[2:13:04 AM] Moray Eel: someone buy me the steven universe app
[2:13:07 AM] Moray Eel: its like 3 dollars
[2:13:08 AM] gab: mac gaming
[2:13:10 AM] gab: Kappa
[2:13:24 AM] Moray Eel: can people do that even can people buy eachother apps
[2:13:32 AM] Graeme Johnson: Just fax the nudes
[2:13:39 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: nice
[2:13:48 AM] Moray Eel: yOU
I haven't met you
hi
[2:13:57 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: stfu Gab I work with what I have
[2:14:14 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: Take the Kappa and shove it up ur ass
[2:14:21 AM] gab: Kappa
[2:15:24 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: up urs
[2:16:05 AM] gab: Kappa
[2:16:15 AM] John B.: GO TO BED DORK
[2:16:52 AM] Moray Eel: ha HAAA I HAVE UNEATEN M&MS FROM THE MOVIE
I haven't even opened them yet
[2:17:29 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: dONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
[2:17:34 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: DWEEB
[2:17:46 AM] John B.: SHUTTUP APPLE WHORE
[2:18:03 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: YOU MICROSOFT LOVING SLUT
[2:18:04 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: NO
[2:18:10 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: YOU PROBABLY LIKE LINUX
[2:18:11 AM] John B.: UR THE SLUT
[2:18:17 AM] John B.: SENDING BUTT PICS
[2:18:29 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: NOT EVEN MY BUTT DOUCHECANOE
[2:18:33 AM] John B.: AND I DO LIKE LINUX
[2:18:35 AM] *** gab has changed the conversation topic to "Macs vs Pcs" ***
[2:18:41 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: no Gab
[2:18:42 AM] John B.: ITS A VERY VERSITILE PLATFORM
[2:18:46 AM] *** Probably Just Jatty Bing has changed the conversation topic to "NO" ***
[2:19:04 AM] *** gab has changed the conversation topic to "Macs vs PCs" ***
[2:19:09 AM] John B.: ITS GREAT FOR WEB DEVELOPMENT
[2:19:17 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: KISS MY ASS ITS BASIC AF
[2:19:29 AM] John B.: YOU HAVENT EVEN USED LINUX
[2:19:35 AM] *** Probably Just Jatty Bing has changed the conversation topic to "Some People Just Want to Watch the World Burn" ***
[2:19:37 AM] John B.: IM SURPRISED YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
[2:19:39 AM] *** gab has changed the conversation topic to "Macs vs PCs" ***
[2:19:55 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: KISS MY ASS I USED IT TO PROGRAM MY RASPBERRY PI
[2:20:05 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: FUCKER WHY ARE YOU MAKING ASSUMPTIONS
[2:20:10 AM] John B.: THEN WHY DO YOU THINK ITS BAD?
[2:20:20 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: BECAUSE ITS DIFFICULT AF
[2:20:22 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: ITS BASIC
[2:20:24 AM] John B.: YOU JUST PROVED THAT ITS USEFUL
[2:20:33 AM] John B.: > ITS DIFFICULT
[2:20:34 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: MY HAND WAS FORCED
[2:20:37 AM] John B.: >ITS BASIC
[2:20:39 AM] gab: how does difficult = basic
[2:20:41 AM] John B.: WHICH ONE IS IT JAY
[2:20:49 AM] gab: like lit opposites
[2:21:01 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: ITS SO SIMPLE THAT IT TAKES A LOT MORE WORK TO GET IT TO DO STUFF
[2:21:17 AM | Edited 2:21:19 AM] John B.: ??? BUT IT DOESNT
[2:21:24 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT TRYING TO MAKE A JUKEBOX OUT OF THAT THING
[2:21:27 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: FUCKING FOREVER
[2:21:41 AM] John B.: WHAT APP WERE YOU USING
[2:21:54 AM] John B.: VLC MEDIA PLAYER IS EASY TO USE
[2:21:55 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: WE USED THE PANDORA SERVER
[2:22:04 AM] John B.: THAT EXPLAINS IT GODDAMN
[2:22:06 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: THROUGH PIANOBAR
[2:22:30 AM] John B.: YOURE USING THE WRONG APPS YOU TARD
[2:22:35 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: NUH UH
[2:22:41 AM] John B.: YES
[2:22:42 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: IT WORKED
[2:22:43 AM | Edited 2:22:45 AM] John B.: YOU ARE
[2:22:59 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: I DID IT WITH MY OTHER FRIEND JOHN
[2:23:04 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: WHO'S COOLER THAN YOU
[2:23:22 AM] John B.: IM SURE SHE ISNT
[2:23:34 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: ON WHAT PLANET IS JOHN A SHE
[2:24:07 AM] Moray Eel: im sure there are circumstances in which john could be a girl's name
[2:24:14 AM] John B.: JOAN
[2:24:18 AM] John B.: IS A GIRL JOHN
[2:24:21 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: thats not the point Ray
[2:24:31 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: THATS A FEMINIZED JOHN
[2:24:37 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: BUT NOT ACTUALLY JOHN WTF
[2:24:43 AM] John B.: DOES IT MATTER ITS ONE LETTER
[2:24:49 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: WTF
[2:24:54 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: YES IT DOES
[2:24:58 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: JOHN ISNT JOAN
[2:24:58 AM] John B.: NOPE
[2:25:01 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: JOAN ISNT JOHN
[2:25:11 AM] John B.: NEITHER DOES YOUR OPINION SO STFU
[2:25:32 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE
[2:25:45 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: I AM A PC
[2:25:49 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: I LIKE MICROSOFT
[2:26:01 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: BUT APPLE MAKE GOOD PHONES
[2:26:05 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: AND GOOD TABLETS
[2:26:10 AM] John B.: YOU JUST
[2:26:11 AM] John B.: CALLED ME
[2:26:16 AM] John B.: A MICROSOFT WHORE
[2:26:19 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: YEAH
[2:26:22 AM] John B.: YOU USE
[2:26:25 AM] John B.: MICROSOFT
[2:26:46 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: I LIKE MICROSOFT BUT AT LEAST I DONT SUCK ITS DICK
[2:26:50 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: LIKE A W H O R E
[2:27:05 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: YOU SUCK BILL GATES' DICK JOHN
[2:27:08 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: DO YOU SUCK IT
[2:27:10 AM] John B.: AND SAMSUNG DOES THE SAME DAMN THING FOR 4 TIMES LESS MONEY
[2:27:26 AM] John B.: YOU BE SUCKIN APPLES BALLS AND BE OVER PAYING THEM FOR IT
[2:27:32 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: ARE YOU JOKING
[2:27:42 AM] John B.: HELL NAW
[2:27:45 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: FOR A PHONE OR A TABLE APPLE HAS A SEAMLESS OS
[2:27:54 AM] John B.: APPLE PHONES = 500 DOLLARS
[2:27:59 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: VIRTUALLY GLITCH FREE
[2:28:06 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: SEAMLESS
[2:28:07 AM] John B.: SAMSUNG = 12-- WHAT
[2:28:08 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: EASY TO USE
[2:28:11 AM] John B.: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
[2:28:17 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: NONE OF THE FRUSTRATION OF OTHER SMARTPHONES
[2:28:20 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: LIKE ANDROID
[2:28:25 AM] John B.: YOU CAN HACK IT IN 5 MINUTES
[2:28:29 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: NONE OF THE GLITCHYNESS
[2:28:34 AM] John B.: THE SECURITY IS SHIT
[2:28:40 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: NOT THE POINT
[2:28:57 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: WTF LIKE YOU COULDN'T HACK OTHER SMART PHONES
[2:29:04 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: TRUST ME ON THIS
[2:29:11 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: HAVE YOU BUILT A ROBOT JOHN
[2:29:13 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: HAVE YOU
[2:29:18 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: HAVE YOU EVER BUILT A ROBOT
[2:29:18 AM] John B.: IT WOULD BE A LOT HARDER
[2:29:26 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: IVE BUILT FOUR
[2:29:27 AM] John B.: APPLE IS LIKE A WET PAPER BAG
[2:29:28 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: FOUR
[2:29:41 AM] John B.: WTF DOES ROBOTS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS
[2:29:42 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: LEAVE ME AND MY RIGHT OPINION ALONE
[2:29:49 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: BECAUSE I KNOW
[2:29:53 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: I KNOW WHAT IM SAYING
[2:30:00 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: KISS MY ASS SIR
[2:30:15 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: PHONE WISE APPLES HAS GOT IT
[2:30:22 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: TABLET WISE APPLE HAS GOT IT
[2:30:30 AM] John B.: YOU CAN NOT BE ANYMORE WRONG
[2:30:33 AM] John B.: YOUR LIFE
[2:30:36 AM] John B.: IS WRONG
[2:30:43 AM] Moray Eel: j weren't you gonna go to bed
[2:31:06 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: MY LIFE IS NOT WRONG
[2:31:19 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: I KNOW MY WAY AROUND THE TECH
[2:31:20 AM] John B.: THAT VERY STATEMENT IS WRONG
[2:31:27 AM] John B.: YOU CLEARLY DO NOT
[2:31:31 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: WTF
[2:31:54 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: U CANT TELL ME NOTHING SIR
[2:32:05 AM] John B.: IM DOING IT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOW
[2:33:17 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: K I S S M Y P O R C E L A I N A S S
[2:33:58 AM] John B.: STOP SENDING PEOPLE PICS OF YOUR SHIT BOWL YOU PORCELAIN DORK
[2:34:24 AM] Moray Eel: kick his ass j
[2:34:48 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: I DIDNT SEND ANY PICS YOU FILTHY CUNT SCRAPER
[2:35:00 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: BOY IN TECH ARE ALL THE SAME
[2:35:04 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: THINKING THEY KNOW EVERYTHING
[2:35:22 AM] John B.: KNOW MORE THAN YOU YOU FREAKIN APPLE PLEB JESUS
[2:35:26 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: LIKE THE DOUCHEBAGS I KNOW WHO USE THE 3D PRINTER
[2:35:34 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: WHO THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING
[2:35:37 AM] Graeme Johnson: Just wait until 3d printed cunt scrapers are out
[2:35:38 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: ITS FUCKING CHINESE
[2:35:38 AM] John B.: DONT BRING 3D PRINTERS INTO THIS
[2:36:00 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: I WILL BRING WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT INTO THIS
[2:36:08 AM] John B.: NO
[2:36:22 AM] John B.: THEY ARE SACRED
[2:36:23 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: CAN YOU FIX A CHINESE 3D PRINTER JOHN
[2:36:27 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT
[2:36:33 AM] John B.: I THINK I CAN
[2:36:40 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: NOW YOU CANT BITCH ITS A TRAP
[2:36:47 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: IT CHINESE
[2:36:54 AM] John B.: I HAVE THE WILLPOWER I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO
[2:37:05 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: IT TOOK A HELL OF A LOT FOR ME TO FIX THE AMERICAN ONE
[2:37:22 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: YOU AINT GONNA FIX THE CHINESE ONE WITHOUT FUCKING THE REST OF IT UP SON
[2:37:40 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: WILLPOWER
[2:37:44 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: YOU A GREEN LANTERN
[2:37:50 AM] John B.: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM
[2:37:50 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: SIR SIT DOWN
[2:38:00 AM] John B.: I AM SITTING
[2:38:01 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: SAME HERE
[2:38:04 AM] John B.: WAY AHEAD OF YOU
[2:38:09 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: BUT WILL POWER DOESNT GET YOU EVERYWHERE
[2:38:28 AM | Edited 2:38:36 AM] John B.: SAY THAT TO MY PRESTIGIOUS LIFE OF LUMBERJACKING
[2:38:40 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: YOUR LIFE IS AN OXYMORON
[2:38:57 AM] John B.: YOUR LIFE IS JUST A MORON
[2:39:09 AM | Edited 2:39:18 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: WELL YOURE BILLY MAYS AND A MORON
[2:39:18 AM] John B.: BETTER THAN JUST A MORON
[2:39:25 AM] John B.: I HAVE GODDAMN BILLY MAYS
[2:39:26 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: BILLY MAYS IS DEAD JOHN
[2:39:30 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: HE IS DEAD
[2:39:47 AM] John B.: HIS SPIRITUAL ESSESCENCE REIGNS ON
[2:39:48 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: BILLY MAYS ISNT GOING TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU IN HIS PRISTINE COFFIN
[2:40:00 AM] John B.: HE WILL IN THE REALM IN THE GODS
[2:40:02 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: UR THE SHAMWOW OF THE CLEANING WORLD
[2:40:03 AM] John B.: IF I PRAY
[2:40:10 AM] John B.: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
[2:40:13 AM] John B.: COMPARE ME
[2:40:16 AM] John B.: TO SHAMWOW
[2:40:19 AM] John B.: YOU PIECE OF SHIT
[2:40:32 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: YOU JUST SUCK THINGS DRY
[2:40:39 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: LIKE YOU'RE SUCKING ON BILL GATES' DICK
[2:40:45 AM] John B.: BITCH IM NOT THE THIRSTY ONE
[2:40:45 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: FULL CIRCLE BITCH
[2:40:47 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: IM OUT
[2:41:01 AM] John B.: WANTING TO PAY MORE FOR THE APPLE LOGO
[2:41:04 AM] Probably Just Jatty Bing: (bow) \o/
[2:41:19 AM] John B.: THATS RIGHT LEAVE
[2:41:23 AM] John B.: THAT JUST MEANS I WIN
[2:41:26 AM] *** Probably Just Jatty Bing has changed the conversation topic to "Jay Won That One Bitch" ***
[2:41:50 AM] John B.: GO TO SLEEP JAY
[2:42:05 AM] Graeme Johnson: Why did you bring me into this world of conflict and distrust, Opti
[2:42:16 AM] John B.: YOU CAN LEAVE WHENEVER YOU WANT GC
[2:42:36 AM] Graeme Johnson: BUT MY BIRTHDAYS NOT EVEN OVER YET
[2:42:44 AM] *** John B. has changed the conversation topic to "Jay Is a Basic Bitch" ***
[2:43:42 AM] *** Probably Just Jatty Bing has changed the conversation topic to "Kiss My Pristine Porcelain Ass, Love Jay" ***
[2:44:26 AM] *** John B. has changed the conversation topic to "Kiss My Pristine Porcelain Ass Which Is On Instagram, Love Jay" ***
[2:44:36 AM] *** gab has changed the conversation topic to "shut the fuck up oml" ***