(Date) Night at the Museum

As requested by “bcaf3e” in Writefag 14 on /monster/

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With a heavy sigh I fall into the reception desk chair, bored out of my mind after doing a full round of the entire museum.

“Jesus Christ, I’m so bored,” I exclaim to no one in particular, groaning when I notice the time on the clock sitting in front of me. Only an hour and a half or so had gone by in between when I started my walk of the building, and where I currently am.

With nothing else to do but sit around and wait for the next few hours to go by, I turn on the radio sitting next to a pile of papers so that I’m not completely alone at my snorefest of a job. I’m not entirely sure why I even took the job to be honest, other than perhaps thinking that I could just sit around all night and get paid enough to cover my rent plus a little extra for some hobbies.

As I lean back in my chair the radio suddenly goes silent, and a moment later the lights flicker briefly as a power transformer nearby suddenly blows. Moments later, another one goes off followed closely by a third before emergency sirens start wailing outside as more and more of the power grid seemingly goes down without rhyme or reason. Curios as to what’s going on, I get up from the desk and peek out the windows up front, and see even more blue flashes of light as dozens and dozens of transformers explode. Off in the distance I notice a few pinkish, almost lavender-like flares of light briefly appear, moving slightly closer with each pulse as more and more of whatever they are blink into existence.

Transfixed by everything, I nearly jump out of my skin when an almost deafening crash reverberates from the rear of the building. More, less intense bangs come from other wings of the building as I nervously grip my flashlight in one hand and my walkie-talkie in the other, heading off to investigate.

“What the hell...” I whisper as I pass through some of the exhibits. The American history portion of the museum is a complete mess, nearly every single exhibit is either completely destroyed, like the bison one, whereas others, simply have one or two things missing.

The more alarming thing however is that a pinkish, almost strawberry-scented mist seems to be leaking through a few overhead air vents and pouring through a broken window nearby. After covering up my nose and mouth with my shirt to hopefully filter out some of the unnatural fog, I investigate the broken window, and find that someone, or something, left the building through it. As I make my way towards the rear of the building and the dinosaur exhibits, I notice more and more of the same thing: missing or broken exhibits, and the occasional broken window before I finally reach the main hall of the paleontology wing, stopping in my tracks at what I see.

The entire room is a complete mess. Nearly all of the smaller display cases have either been knocked off their mount points and thrown a few feet from where they should be, or outright destroyed, the only evidence of their prior existence being a small, pitiful mound of shattered glass and wood splinters. Some of the larger pieces are mostly standing, but considering the damage to the vast majority of the overall structure they might have well been annihilated anyway.

What shocks me the most, however, is what happened to the main centerpiece of the room. The nearly one hundred percent complete tyrannosaurus rex fossil. Or rather, the woman with the lower body of a T-Rex standing in its place.

By my estimates, this “woman” stands almost nine feet tall, not including the massive plinth she’s currently standing on, and her massive, thick tail looks about as long as an average man is tall from the tip to where it meets the rest of her dinosaur-like lower half. From the waist up, however, she’s as normal as any human, for the most part. Her piercing emerald green eyes seem to bore straight into my soul as we stare at each other, her lizard-like pupils narrowing as she focuses in on her prey. Her fiery auburn red hair is pulled back in a mess of a ponytail, two thick strands of it framing her freckled face as the rest tumbles down behind her shoulders, reaching the point where her human and dinosaur halves meet. Unable to stop myself, I find my pants suddenly tighten as my gaze falls onto her absolutely massive chest. Each of her breasts are easily as large as her head, if not larger, her hard pink nipples as big as the palm of my hand. A man could get lost in the valley, no, canyon that is her cleavage, even if he had a flashlight, map, written instructions, and a professional guide.

Her arms, and by extension her hands, more closely resemble what you’d find on a regular dinosaur however. Her arms have the same chocolate brown scales as her prehistoric lower half, and they start at about halfway up her elbow, and extend all the way down to the ends of her “hands”, almost like really long gloves. Unlike a regular human, she only has three “fingers” - of which one, I assume, acts like a thumb – that become almost talon-like halfway down their length, turning from the same rich brown color as her scales to an almost matte black as each digit shifts from skin and bone to hard keratin.

Her stomach is nice and smooth, and right about where her hips would be is where the shift from woman to monster starts. There’s an almost hard edge between where her unblemished skin stops ends and her scales begin. My trousers tighten even further as I grow incredibly hard, taking in the sight of her impossibly wide hips and criminally thick thighs. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say her hips flared out just past her shoulders, but the true power and beauty in her legs lies in her thighs. Each of her broad appendages are at least twice as big around as my torso, coiled with enough power to crush a watermelon made of steel.

The rest of her intoxicating legs are equally monstrous, bending back at the “knee” like a regular T-Rex, giving her a digitigrade gait, and ending in massive feet with wicked-looking talons while her powerful tail lazily sways back and forth. Not knowing I could even become more aroused, my manhood strains painfully against the front of my pants as I finally notice the bare, scale-less spot in between the T-Rex girl’s fertile legs, my face growing hot as I finally realize she’s completely and utterly naked from head to toe.

A low, predatory growl breaks me from my rather embarrassing reverie, and I look back up at the T-Rex girl’s face, and see her grinning rather lewdly at me as she steps off her previous incarnation’s  platform with a heavy thud. Rather worryingly, the monster-like girl walking towards me started to pick up her pace a little bit, her thunderous footfalls echoing in the room as she got closer and closer to me. Leaving it far too late to have even a sliver of hope of escaping from her, I try to take a step back and lose my footing as I step on a broken curio, stumbling backwards and landing flat on my back just as the rather intimidating lizard-girl finally reaches me.

With almost surgical precision, she reaches down with one hand, her clawed fingers shredding my work uniform with a single swipe, leaving me sticking up at full mast and as naked as she is. My body betrays me, my rock-hard member twitching in anticipation as the T-Rex girl towers over me momentarily before pinning my shoulders to the floor and slamming her fertile hips painfully against my own, engulfing my entire shaft inside her wet pussy as she straddles me with her luscious frame.

Fully pinned to the floor underneath the T-Rex girl’s large body, I attempt to move underneath her as she starts raising her hips up off my pelvis, exposing most of my throbbing shaft to the cool air before she lowers herself back down with an intense need, plunging me back into her hot confines and pinning me underneath her yet again. Struggling under her frighteningly arousing body, I reach up in an attempt to push her off me, but I only succeed in grabbing onto her broad, fertile hips as she continues to batter my pelvis while riding my painfully erect member. Unable to help myself any longer, I let out a low moan as I raise my hips up to meet hers, our bodies slapping wetly against each other as I rapidly approach my limit.

With a predatory grin, the girl on top of me increases the intensity of her gyrations, riding my throbbing member harder and faster as she starts to gasp and pant every time I bottom out inside her. The T-Rex girl utterly pins me to the floor with her sheer strength, her big, meaty claws keeping my shoulders flush against the tiled floor as her massive legs keep the rest of my body me from moving too far, like a predatory playing with its prey. The thought and feeling of being utterly dominated by her sends my mind reeling, my manhood pulsating with an intense need as my balls churn in anticipation for what is soon to come.

Almost out of breath, I tighten my grip on the T-Rex girl’s curvaceous body and attempt to pull her down in my lap, trying to get my cock as deep inside her as I possibly can as I buck my hips wildly and grunting in time with both of our frenzied thrusts before I explode inside her, my eyes nearly rolling into the back of my head as it’s assaulted with the massive amounts of pleasure coursing through my body.

Groaning audibly, I weakly push against the monstergirl’s expansive lower body as I cum thick ropes of  my seed into her quivering snatch, her inner walls clenching around my throbbing member and milking me for all my worth. Reaching forward, my libidinous partner wraps her strong arms around my shoulders and neck and pulls me up against her torso, shoving my face directly into her jiggling cleavage as she bottoms out in my bruised lap in time with my ejaculations. As if sensing when I’m about to shoot another hefty load directly into her, the T-Rex girl in my lap presses herself against me as hard as she can,  holding herself there momentarily until I audibly moan into her breasts as I climax inside her again before she lifts her hips up off mine and repeats the process over and over again.

Several seconds seem to go by as I shoot load after load into the T-Rex girl’s warm folds, her voice utterly overpowering mine as she starts shouting out in bliss every time I bottom out inside her. My mind is so focused on the intense feeling of filling her up with my jizz that I almost don’t register the fact that I’m still incredibly hard even after the mindblowing orgasm I just experienced as my monstergirl partner continues to ride my cock into the floor.

My will all but broken, the T-Rex girl starts gyrating her hips in time with her thrusts, driving me absolutely mad as she starts bouncing on my manhood faster and faster, moaning harder and louder until the only thing anybody can hear is her gasps of pleasure or the heavy, wet thuds as she slams her lower body against mine in an attempt to get me even deeper into her pussy. Her grip around my neck and shoulders tightens as she presses me into her bosom even further, blocking out almost everything except for the mind-numbing feeling of her quivering pussy sliding up and down my rock-hard shaft as the T-Rex girl absolutely batters my pelvis with her terrifyingly beautiful body.

As the T-Rex girl starts fucking me faster and faster, I find myself instinctively reaching around her slim waist, reciprocating her strong yet loving embrace as she finally climaxes, letting out a moan more akin to a roar as she impales herself on my throbbing rod a few more times before slamming her body into my lap as hard as she can, her inner walls fluttering around my throbbing shaft as her body works to milk out more of my thick seed. Already close to the point of no return, the feeling of her hot confines squeezing and caressing my manhood sends me over the edge again, and I let out another lecherous moan as I try to thrust myself deeper into her fertile body, the tip of my manhood brushing up against the entrance to her fertile womb as I cum, making her go rigid before a shiver runs down her spine and causing a rather feminine gasp escape past her lips.

Almost a minute goes by before I finally feel myself start to wind down, my body still working on autopilot as I weakly thrust my pelvis against the T-Rex girl’s own, making her gasp in shock when I occasionally shoot another rope of hot cum into her. Still holding onto me possessively, my tired lover falls to the side, bringing me with her as she lets out a rather content sigh. Rather content with the current position I’m in, I force myself to pull away from her heavenly bosom, looking at her flushed face as she meets my gaze with equal affection. Filled with an intense need, I reach forward and grab the back of her head, startling her as I pull her in and kiss her deeply, her eyes going wide as I somehow manage to shift our bodies so that the T-Rex girl is now lying on her back.

With my free arm, I pull her human torso closer to me as I start to pull out of her, leaving just the head of my manhood inside her pussy before I tenderly thrust back in, causing her breath to catch in the back of her throat before she recovers, reaching around behind me and copying my embrace as I start to make love to her. I struggle to kiss her again, gently locking lips with her before she pulls me away and gently presses my face into her breasts, resting her chin on the top of my head as her legs and tail lazily wrap around my lower body, preventing me from pulling out of her too far. Not wanting to disappoint her, I thrust my manhood into her a little bit harder, making her moan out blissfully as we thrust against each other.

Quiet, wet squelches fill the air as I continue to push my manhood as deep into the T-Rex girl’s pussy as I can, eliciting a sharp moan whenever I brush my cock up against a particularly sensitive spot. Unable to stop myself, I start thrusting my shaft in and out of her inner walls faster, our hips slapping against each other wetly as she moans salaciously into my ear, encouraging me to go as hard and deep as I possibly can. Throbbing almost painfully, my manhood twitches inside my partner’s body before her pussy clamps down on my shaft while she screams out in joy, her legs lifting up and wrapping around my waist before she crosses them together, fully locking me balls deep inside her fluttering walls as her strong arms hold me against her bountiful chest.

Unable to resist the allure of her sexy body any longer, my body acts on its own, pushing my cock just a little but further into her before I cum incredibly hard. I moan in bliss, my voice muffled by her gargantuan breasts as I shoot impossibly thick ropes of jizz into her for the third time, my body doing its best to impregnate the woman below me. Removing my face from her intoxicating cleavage, I reach forward and grab the T-Rex girl’s head again and pull her in for another hard kiss, silencing both of our moaning while my manhood twitches inside her, filling her up to the brim with my hot seed before it begins leaking out of her fluttering love-tunnel. Several loads of semen and dozens upon dozens of shared kisses later, I finally run out of steam as I start to go soft inside my partner, her death grip on my body preventing any kind of movement as exhaustion starts taking over.

As I rest my head against her soft, warm, pillowy bosom, I begin closing my eyes as she shifts her grip on me, embracing me more like a sexual partner or lover rather than a predator holding its prey. Looking up at her freckled face, I notice she’s already fast asleep, muttering cutely under her breath.

“Mmm, husband…,” she whispers as her grip on me tightens affectionately.

Maybe she isn’t so monstrous after all.

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With a heavy sigh, I finally pull into the driveway of my home and shut off the engine, already knowing my wife Sue is going to be upset with me because I promised I’d be home from work a few hours earlier, but the weather ryu decided this was the best way to give her husband the cold shoulder. Braving the biting chill of early winter, I quickly open the car door and slam it closed after getting out, making a mad dash to the front door of my house, fumbling with my keys before finally unlocking the door and practically jumping inside.

“Sorry I’m late Sue! I know I promised I’d be home a few hours ago to snuggle with you, but it started snowing before I got off work.” I shout in the direction of our bedroom, knowing my T-Rex girl wife is waiting for me on our bed.

Walking towards the back of the house, my heart sinks just a little bit with every step I take, mind racing at what my T-Rex wife is going to do or say to me. I finally reach the master bedroom and gingerly open the door, taking in the sight of my mamono wife Sue resting on our ultra-king-sized bed. Her fiery red hair is done up in the same way as when we first “met”, but that’s about the only thing that’s the same about her right now. For starters, she actually has a name.

For whatever reason I decided to start calling her “Sue” shortly after we “met”, and while I tried convincing her to use my real name rather than just calling me “husband” all the time, nothing I said or did could change her mind. She’s also wearing a shirt this time around, one of her “favorites” of what used to be my shirt after a rather intense and sweaty night several months ago. In addition, rather than wearing a wedding band in the traditional spot, I opted to have a simple chain necklace loop through my wife’s ring and have her wear it that way, considering how prohibitively expensive it would have been to have a ring made that could fit her big, meaty claws. I can’t help but also spot the specially-made black frilly panties she’s also wearing, the barest hint of the risque fabric poking out from the sheets as she sits up in bed.

Of course the biggest difference between my wife now and when I first met her is that she’s pregnant. Even the covers on our bed do nothing to hide the immense swell of her bulging midsection as they’re pulled up over her pregnant belly, our child due in only a few more weeks. Her poor shirt is also being stretched to its limit, her breasts swelling with nutritious milk for our unborn daughter and making the fabric of her top almost semi-transparent as her bountiful bosom rests atop her gravid belly.

“H-hello Sue,” I stutter as I walk over to the bed to give her a quick kiss. “H-how have you been today?”

“Husband...” Sue growls while giving me a stern look, making me sigh dejectedly.

“I call my manager now and tell her I won’t be able to come in to work tomorrow, then I’ll get our drinks ready.” I say, unable to look my wife in the eye. “Made with holstaur milk and lots of marshmallows, just how you like it,” I finish, feeling just a little bit better as the barest hint of a smile appears on Sue’s face before she lets me leave the room.

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“Alright, I’m back,” I say, setting down my mug of hot chocolate on the end table next to my spot in bed before handing my wife Sue her comically oversized mug of hot chocolate, made with real holstaur milk and plenty of marshmallows on top.

Suddenly, I feel my wife’s claws grab the neck of my shirt, and I yelp slightly as she pulls me into bed with her, holding me against her tightly and preventing me from moving at all.

“S-Sue, can you let go of me a little bit? I don’t want my drink to get cold,” I say, my voice slightly muffled as my monstergirl wife pulls me against her more, my face pressing up against the side of her milk-laden breasts, jostling them slightly.

“Don’t care,” she replies, pulling me tighter against her and causing my face to press against her bosom further.

“But Sue, I wan-,”

“No.”

Sighing, I relent and give up, accepting my fate as my wife’s oversized teddybear for the time being. Several minutes pass, and I all but forget about my drink as I reciprocate my wife’s affection, adjusting myself and leaning against her as I struggle to wrap my arms all the way around her expectant middle.

“Hey Sue? I love you,” I say after a while.

“Shush, no talking.”

“But I-,” I start to reply, but my wife cuts me off by letting out a low, intimidating growl. Sighing again, I cuddle up against my pregnant T-Rex girl wife, enjoying the silence and the warmth her body gives off.

“Husband?” Sue whispers after several more minutes.

“Yes dea-?” I reply before I’m suddenly pulled up into a deep kiss, my wife wrapping her arms around my shoulders to hold me in place.

“Love you too,” she whispers after letting me go, blushing heavily before letting me gingerly back down onto the bed. She adjusts her position slightly, sighing contently as I snuggle up against her, gently caressing her pregnant belly as we continue to enjoy each other’s warmth and company.