oldcatsay

#! /bin/bash

_main(){
        local web base howmany pick
        OIFS=$IFS
        IFS='
'
        web="https://pastebin.com/raw/FikF7UAM"
        base=($(while read -r line ; do echo "$line" ; done <<<$(curl -s "$web" | tr -d '\r')))
        howmany="${#base[@]}"
        pick=$(echo "${base[$((RANDOM%howmany-1))]}")
        echo "$pick"
}

_main

unset IFS
IFS=$OIFS