Jump 217: Captain N

Jump 217: Captain N
>The Hierophant, reversed: Inflexible and dogmatic thinking. A calcified old regime.
Well, that certainly fits. Video game logic, even if you take away the Saturday Morning aspect of it, is still video game logic.
>Age: 12
>Location: Megaland
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: A Time of Heroes (0), The Console War (+200), Sworn eNemy (+300)
As I said, we're taking away the campiness. Which means someone is going to take an interest in me, because I don't belong, and will be gunning for me. Also, we're adding Sega for extra fun- wait, what do you mean Genesis does what Nintendon't? Can't we all just get along?
>You Stop That (Free, Drop-In)
It won't see as much use as it would if I hadn't taken A Time of Heroes, of course, but it's still a thing - people are going to be idiots, telling them to not be idiots is helpful.
>Trust Me (1400, Drop-In)
I wonder if Dr. Wily will believe that I'm on his side and doing what he does?
>The Glitchmaster (1100, Drop-In)

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>By the Pixel (1000)
Adapting rapidly to changes in the local laws of physics is important!
>Warp Zone Wazoo (400)
Another method of teleporting. I like this one though, I can bring more people with me, and as long as I don't push myself too hard I can get plenty of utility out of it. Should be entertaining. And the post-spark reward looks nice too, I'll be enjoying that sometime down the line.
>Always Hiring (300)
Unpaid interns? Pff, we'll make sure they get letters of reference and access to the coffee machine at the least!
>The J Team (0)
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends.

The shenanigans I am going to get up to when I combine what I got in Kid Radd with what goes on here, since everyone (except Kevin Keene and possibly Princess Lana) is explicitly a video game character... will be interesting.

And by interesting, I mean I am going to troll. the. FUCK. out of the villains.

I'm really not going to be more complex than that in my plans, I'm just going to screw with everyone absolutely relentlessly. And occasionally side with them only to have Mother Brain curse my sudden but inevitable betrayal.

Wait, she doesn't sound like Audrey II. Crap, maybe I shouldn't have taken A Time of Heroes after all. ...nah, still going to troll her, it's still funny.