When I look in my garden, all my chickens stood there farting
I can see Phil Hill, stood with them, bumberclarted, yeah
He snapped a chickens neck, didn't give a fuck, he said who's next,
It's Phillip Hill with no hair
Don't know why but he looks scared

Ah... Bruv look at my chickens [3x]
Ah... They're all dead
Ah... Bruv look at my chickens [3x]
Ah... They've got no legs

When he walks in the shop (yeah) , Phil's got his bills (OK)
Everybody stops and they staring at Phil
My chicken's in my hands and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it

Phill's about to throw it  [2x]