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  1. [14:49] * elementalPatina 13began pestering comicInstability at [??:??]
  2. [14:49] <elementalPatina> 13Riggggwwwwwwlllllll
  3. [14:51] <elementalPatina> 13You're allliiiivvveeee
  4. [14:51] <@comicInstability> No one here by that name, sorry
  5. add Skaianet?#Pesters
  6. [14:51] <@comicInstability> 07I can ask around if ya like
  7. [14:51] <elementalPatina> 13Oh no
  8. [14:51] <elementalPatina> 13They really are dead then
  9. [14:52] <elementalPatina> 13Now I need to set up a funeral how awful
  10. [14:52] <@comicInstability> 07It's a terrible tradgedy, isn't it?
  11. [14:55] <elementalPatina> 13Such a shame
  12. [14:55] * elementalPatina 13crawls into your lap
  13. [14:55] <elementalPatina> 13I'm going to be claiming this
  14. [14:55] <@comicInstability> 07You can maybe rent it
  15. [14:55] <@comicInstability> 07Only cause you're cute
  16. [14:56] <elementalPatina> 13What are the rates?
  17. [14:56] <@comicInstability> 07Oh they're pretty reasonable, ya know?
  18. [14:56] <@comicInstability> 07Get the first month or two for free, we'll work out the ongoin rate from there
  19. [14:58] <elementalPatina> 13Hmm, what will this cost me after?
  20. [14:58] <elementalPatina> 13Is there a contract I need to sign?
  21. [14:58] <@comicInstability> 07Dunno yet! We can work it out then
  22. [14:59] <@comicInstability> 07Do ya think there needs t'be a contract?
  23. [15:00] <elementalPatina> 13No but I don't want to be suckered into a bad deal
  24. [15:00] <elementalPatina> 13That's how I got this vacuum
  25. [15:01] <@comicInstability> 07Do ya really think I'd do that to ya?
  26. [15:03] <elementalPatina> 13Maybe
  27. [15:03] <elementalPatina> 13It's a really crappy vacuum
  28. [15:04] <@comicInstability> 07Why'd ya get a vacuum anyways?
  29. [15:04] <elementalPatina> 13They came to my door
  30. [15:04] <elementalPatina> 13They were so convincing
  31. [15:04] <elementalPatina> 13I don't even know how to use it
  32. [15:05] <@comicInstability> 07Generally ya need to plug it in first, then theres a button or somethin
  33. [15:05] <@comicInstability> 07But I mean
  34. [15:05] <@comicInstability> 07Who even goes around door to door sellin vacuums anyways>
  35. [15:08] <elementalPatina> 13I don't know
  36. [15:08] <elementalPatina> 13This one person did
  37. [15:08] <elementalPatina> 13They are very good at what they do
  38. [15:08] <@comicInstability> 07Apparently
  39. [15:08] <elementalPatina> 13Also if we don't have contracts I need to have some way to confirm we did this deal
  40. [15:09] <elementalPatina> 13I'm gonna tape a piece of paper onto your lap that says it's mine
  41. [15:09] <@comicInstability> 07pff
  42. [15:10] <elementalPatina> 13Just so no one doesn't get any bright ideas of who gets to sit in the lap
  43. [15:10] <@comicInstability> 07Hey, my lap is open for everyone to sit on
  44. [15:13] <@comicInstability> 07If others wanna sit on it, they're free to
  45. [15:13] <elementalPatina> 13Hmph
  46. [15:13] <elementalPatina> 13I still claim it though
  47. [15:14] <@comicInstability> 07Ya can say ya claim it, but it's still mine
  48. [15:16] * elementalPatina 13rolls around in it
  49. [15:18] <elementalPatina> 13Not if I write my name on it
  50. [15:18] <@comicInstability> 07Ah, but I've already written my name on it
  51. [15:18] <@comicInstability> 07See, I'm several steps ahead
  52. [15:19] <elementalPatina> 13wow
  53. [15:19] <elementalPatina> 13WOW
  54. [15:21] <@comicInstability> 07Sorry Kurume, better luck with the next lap
  55. [15:22] <elementalPatina> 13There are only so many laps in the world Rigel
  56. [15:22] <elementalPatina> 13Like
  57. [15:22] <elementalPatina> 13Maybe 10
  58. [15:22] <@comicInstability> 07And this ones mine!
  59. [15:24] <elementalPatina> 13Well then hurry up and bring it over here so I can roll around in it these bean bags are too saggy
  60. [15:24] <@comicInstability> 07Well if ya tell me where ya are I might be able to
  61. [15:31] <elementalPatina> 13Poland
  62. [15:31] <@comicInstability> 07Hmm
  63. [15:31] <@comicInstability> 07Bit of a drive unfortunately
  64. [15:32] <elementalPatina> 13Awww, where are you?
  65. [15:32] <@comicInstability> 07The Bahamas!
  66. [15:32] <@comicInstability> 07Finally landed somewhere nice
  67. [15:34] <elementalPatina> 13Ooooo nice
  68. [15:34] <elementalPatina> 13I have no idea what those are
  69. [15:38] <@comicInstability> 07Pretty far apart to be honest
  70. [15:38] <elementalPatina> 13Oh
  71. [15:38] <elementalPatina> 13:c
  72. [15:39] <@comicInstability> 07Sorry cutie
  73. [15:42] <elementalPatina> 13:cccccc
  74. [15:42] <@comicInstability> 07Session won't be too long though probably
  75. [15:43] <elementalPatina> 13Huh?
  76. [15:46] <@comicInstability> 07Well I mean
  77. [15:46] <@comicInstability> 07Pres don't last long
  78. [15:48] <elementalPatina> 13oh
  79. [15:48] <elementalPatina> 13I thought you mean the session itself
  80. [15:49] <@comicInstability> 07Oh, no, time until the session
  81. [15:49] <elementalPatina> 13I thought you were psychic Rigel
  82. [15:49] <elementalPatina> 13You disappoint :c
  83. [15:49] <@comicInstability> 07Only when I want to be
  84. [15:50] <@comicInstability> 07I prefer not knowin, cause then if it's somethin ya don't know you're resigned to it
  85. [15:51] <elementalPatina> 13Yeah but then you could be cooler
  86. [15:52] <@comicInstability> 07I'm already way too cool
  87. [15:52] <@comicInstability> 07Don't need t'be more so
  88. [15:55] <elementalPatina> 13Nah
  89. [15:55] <elementalPatina> 13You could do with some more coolness
  90. [15:56] <@comicInstability> 07Last time I had more coolness it was too much
  91. [15:56] <@comicInstability> 07Session couldn't handle it
  92. [15:58] <elementalPatina> 13Nahhhh
  93. [15:58] <elementalPatina> 13I can handle coolness
  94. [15:58] <elementalPatina> 13Bring up the coolness meter
  95. [15:58] <elementalPatina> 13We're having a party
  96. [15:58] <@comicInstability> 07Ya might regret it~
  97. [15:58] <elementalPatina> 13My species never regrets anything
  98. [16:00] <@comicInstability> 07First time for everythin
  99. [16:04] <elementalPatina> 13No I'm pretty sure I can handle whatever you throw at me
  100. [16:04] <@comicInstability> 07We'll see
  101. [16:05] <elementalPatina> 13Is that a challenge?
  102. [16:05] <@comicInstability> 07Do ya want it to be?
  103. [16:05] <elementalPatina> 13Yes
  104. [16:05] <@comicInstability> 07Then it is!
  105. [16:05] <@comicInstability> 07You're so gonna lose
  106. [16:06] <elementalPatina> 13Nah
  107. [16:06] <elementalPatina> 13I'm going to win
  108. [16:07] <@comicInstability> 07I've heard that so many times, happened less often than people think
  109. [16:08] <elementalPatina> 13Yes but those are humans
  110. [16:08] <elementalPatina> 13Or trolls
  111. [16:09] <@comicInstability> 07Ya might surprise me, but I'm still gonna throw somethin at ya ya can't handle
  112. [16:10] <elementalPatina> 13Hehehe
  113. [16:10] <elementalPatina> 13I'll like to see you try!
  114. [16:10] <@comicInstability> 07It'll take me, hmm
  115. [16:10] <elementalPatina> 13Otherwise, how's your pre-session going?
  116. [16:10] <@comicInstability> 07Five minutes
  117. [16:10] <elementalPatina> 13Pfff
  118. [16:10] <@comicInstability> 07Not even
  119. [16:11] <@comicInstability> 07Pre's goin good!
  120. [16:11] <@comicInstability> 07Everyones so relaxed, nice and sunny
  121. [16:11] <@comicInstability> 07Water's also nice. Got a giant cliff to jump off of in to the water
  122. [16:11] <elementalPatina> 13Oooooo
  123. [16:12] <elementalPatina> 13I'd go swimming but my suit doesn't work too well with that
  124. [16:15] <@comicInstability> 07No?
  125. [16:15] <elementalPatina> 13Pressurised suits tend to not be very versatile Rigel
  126. [16:16] <@comicInstability> 07Ah, fair enough
  127. [16:17] <elementalPatina> 13On the good side, my land sometimes fixes that!
  128. [16:17] <elementalPatina> 13At least I have the stuff to make my spire good
  129. [16:17] <elementalPatina> 13Oh wait what kind of affects does lower pressure have on humans?
  130. [16:17] <@comicInstability> 07Fuck if I know
  131. [16:18] <elementalPatina> 13Eh I'm sure it won't be a problem
  132. [16:19] <@comicInstability> 07We'll see I guess!
  133. [16:20] <elementalPatina> 13And if you die well you have another life!
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