Terraria Ass - Slime Queen

A dark shadow is your only warning to jump out of the way just as a huge blue butt slams down where you just were. Looking back you see what has to be the biggest slime you've ever seen. Unlike most slimes this one isn't a blob but humanoid, she, and it's defiantly a she, looks not unlike a huge (and somewhat chubby) woman made of blue jello. Every part of her jiggles for a minute before she launches herself again, this time you have no chance to dodge (You swear you weren't too busy staring at her chest to get out of the way). You start to panic as the blue bulk slams down on you, knocking you to the ground, but dispute her size, she is quite soft and not as heavy as you expected. She actually seems rather harmless, just bouncing up and down on top of you, granting you a great view of her massive ass. After a few minutes, she comes to rest on top of you, the smell of blueberries emanating from her as her gooey ass seems to flow around you. She jiggles for a bit before launching herself again, to your surprise you go with her this time, partially stuck in her ass. In addition to getting the wind knocked out of you when she slams you into the ground, the impact also bounces you into her, leaving you floating in the goo at her hips. The taste and smell of blueberries is almost overwhelming enough to distract from your lack of air, at least until you realize it seems you can breath her goo. For her part she just bounces around confused, unable to fine where you went, each impact driving you closer and closer to her center of mass. Eventually she gives up and just bounces off, unaware that you are trapped inside her as you try to think of a way out.

Eventually some asshole kills her, which you don't mind, but he steals part of your kick-ass ninja costume.