All Bosses No DLC

- Pick cleric class, start with Healing Wares
- Pick up the binocs, talk to the Emerald Herald (Hit X on her and then run off, no standing around)
- Light the bonfire
- Kill Maughlin for his armor (3 x R1, 3 x R1, 2 x R2)
- Put on Tseldora set after walking in the fight
% Kill Dragonrider with fall off strats
- Buy Lightning Spear from Licia
- Knock her off the edge, rest at the bonfire, attune LS, grab Licia's stuff
- Warp to Majula

# Level up 22 FTH
- Pop Dragonrider Soul as that one door in your way opens slowly, drop the extra clothes
- Pick up the buckler because parrying with your hand suuuuuucks
- Light or rest at Cardinal Tower Bonfire
- Buy Saints Hood, blacksmith key and rest bombs (you will lose the rest of the souls anyways)
- Kill Melentia with 2 firebombs, pick up silver serpent ring
- Use firebomb to unlock shortcut
- Put on silver ring and clerics sacred chime
% Beat up Last Giant with lightning spear

- Bone back, run to Pursuer
% Parry, ballista and lob a firebomb to kill Pursuer
- Take eagle ride, warp back to Majula

# Level up 16 ATU, 13 INT, 25 FTH
- Unlock blacksmith
- Head towards Huntsmans Copse
- Pop Pursuer Soul as the contraption rotates as well as put on the Saints Hood (pick up rouge water if you think you'll need it)
- Buy Resonant Soul, Great Resonant Soul and Dark Orb from Felkin
- Do the parrywalk skip to the bonfire if you're not a peach
- Attune Resonant Soul at bonfire under bridge (not at the one after Felkin)
- Do the parrywalk to skelly lords
% Kill skeleton lords with LS for first 2 lords, resonant soul for skellies (remember to put on tseldora set again)

- Pop skelly lord soul while waiting for the bridge as well as...
- Put on your Idols Chime, from now on use the Idols Chime for hexes and the starting one for miracles (equip saints hood again)
- Buy Soul Appease from Ore Lady, TALK to her to send her back to Majula
- Attune GRS and Soul Appease at the bonfire next to her, warp back to Majula (attune glitch GRS with Dark Orb or RS for all them casts)
- Buy cat ring, 10 bones, and 10 alluring skulls
- Head down the well
% Kill Royal Rat Vanguard with Soul Appease / GRS (last time you need to put your cap on)

- Pick up the Branch of Yore on way to Rotten (life gems if you feel you need em)
- Light the first bonfire in Black Gulch
- Grab Scraps of Life (in front of first worm)
- Kill the giants that drop forgotten Key, bone back
- Talk to Abyss NPC, bone back
- Attune GRS and LS (lightning spear) while warping back to Majula

# Level up 20 INT (as long as you have not missed too many GRS up to this point)
- Head towards shaded woods
- DON'T pick up the homeward bones by Benhart
- Unpetrify pyro lady
- Kill pyro lady for souls while waiting for the door (use a skull to keep ballsack dudes away)
- Light crossroads bonfire, head through misty woods
- Pick up Clear Bluestone Ring +1 in misty woods (herbs as well if you think you'll need them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdHvGgEAfhg)
- Light shaded ruins bonfire
- Talk to Abyss NPC while boning out
- Warp to forked road

- Head towards Drangleic Castle
- Do shrine of winter skip with parrywalk
- Kill lizard on way to castle for chunks/slab
- Kill soldiers with GRS to open the gate, kill mammoths with LS while waiting for the gate + pop souls
- Light the first bonfire in Castle and kill the dude chasing you
- Talk to Abyss NPC and join covenant (farthest left door in room with many doors that need enemies killed next to them to open)
- Bone out while talking to him again to buy a bonfire ascetic

% Murder Dragon Riders (remember to equip abyss ring before the fog gate, have tseldora set equipped plus saint hood)

- Light bonfire (rest if you have < 9 GRS casts), grab Caithas Chime, parrywalk into the mirror knight room.
% Murder Mirror Knight (tseldora set, first 2-3 hits with idols chime to potentially save a cast, low stamina reduces hex damage)
- Pop souls on the lift

- Warp back to Majula (attune scraps over LS, attune glitch with RS or DO either here or on the way back from majula
- Buy 6 titanite shards and 6 large titanite shards from ore lady
- Level up your Caithas to +8 and buy some arrows (you only really need one, but safety arrows are nice)
- Pick up the bow in the chest next to the blacksmith
# Level up 11 VGR, 29 FTH, 30 INT (save some souls for casts, sacrifice VGR if you don't have enough)
- Warp back to Shrine of Amana (some crimsons water in a chest here if you need them, but should skip these in favor of the previous ones)
% Murder Demon of Song

- Pop souls on elevator
- Light the second bonfire in the crypt
- Parrwalk over to Velstadt (jump down to about head height with a statue platform on the left)
% Murder Garl Vinland (Velstadt) with GRS and parries (or rolls if you are a peach), use scraps when he buffs
- Grab king's ring and bone back

- Warp to Lost Bastille
- Parrywalk to gargoyles
% Kill gargoyles (cast scraps twice on 2nd gargoyle statue for yolo strats, which aren't really that yolo)

% Kill Sentinels (grab an effigy on the way if you want, right by the ladder)

- Go to Sinner, use a spell restore if necessary, pop souls on the first gate and the lift (grab bonfire after sentinels if you are spooped)
% Dispatch Sinner

- Warp to Heide's
- Pop a soul after pulling the lever
% Murder Ornstein

- Go to Wharf, do the moon jump on the lift and shoot the bell with the bow
% Take care of Flexile and bone out

- Warp to Majula
- Buy ascetic and 3 chunks from Chloanne
- Upgrade caitha's to +10
# Level up 10 END, 15 ADP, 20 ATN, rest VGR

- Warp to Crossroads bonfire
- Pop a soul at the king's gate
% Run up to Guardian Dragon and blast his face off
- Grab the ancient feather
- Do the Aerie jump
% Smash Ancient Dragon (scrap as often as you can until his health is low enough to finish with one cycle of GRS)

- The following 4 main sections can be done in whatever order you want

- Warp to black gluch
% Beat rotten to a pulp (well more of one anyways) %
- Bone back and use a bonfire ascetic
- Kill giants
- Now do it again :)
- Warp to cardinal tower
- Do the jump down to giant lord (or parrywalk if that is easier, but this is slightly slower)
% Give Giant Lord some chest pain %
- Pick up the giant soul and bone out
- Warp to undead crypt
- Parrywalk again (don't need to be careful with the height this time)
% Spam scraps on Vendrick for days % (His 3 hit combo will go over your head for extra flair)

- Warp to Huntsman's Copse
- Parrywalk over to chariot
% Beat a dead horse until it dies %

- Warp to Harvest Valley
- Jump over next to the ladder
% Kill Jabba %
- Grab the bonfire if you are a peach (like me)
% Demolish Mytha %
- Take a nice elevator ride (put on some music if you so wish)
- Grab Iron Keep bonfire
- Parrywalk a alonne knight and open the door before running over to OINK
% Kill the defenseless OINK and bone back %
- Jump over to the ember and run to smelter
% Kill Smelter #1 %

- Warp to shaded ruins
% Bully Najka %
- Run over to Rat Authority (grab bonfire in front of fog gate for safety)
% Kill mini rats with scraps then big rat with GRS (don't get puked on) %
- Dash over to congregation, use skulls on the guys by the door
% Church shooting monkaS %
- Make your way towards freja, use skulls by the lever
% Kill baby spooders with scraps, freja with GRS %

- Warp to first drangleic bonfire and enter the 1st dungeon (attune LS while warping)
- Kill the ghost and Riccard with GRS, parrywalk havel in the cave (or over by the torch thingie)
- Do the dungeon skip while parrywalked (make sure to have full health before trying to drop down to darklurker in case of fall damage)
% Smash the darklurkers with GRS (can use LS if you have to stand right beneath a darklurker doing the laser) %
- Trigger the king's gate BEFORE running back and resting at the bonfire (to restore casts for FREE)
% Murder Those super EZ Throne Watchers (super easy) %
% Murder Nashandra %
- Watch the credits (you wouldn't dare close the game here... would you?)