BLITZO DON'T DO IT

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #724
-----------------------------------------
>BLITZO DON'T DO IT
>BLITZO, YOU SICK F-
-
>Be Dr.Impenstien
>Walk into the room your next patient is in while reading the notes
"Alright misterrrrr.... Blitzooooothe fu?"
>They got an imp stuck on a horse cck
>With the horse in the same room
>"So doc, how're ya gonna fix this?"
-
>"I'm going to go back into my office, get the bottle of scotch I keep in the bottom drawer, and drink from it until I unsee this"
-
"Yer gunna drink half of this bottle, I'll drink the other half and then you-"
>Dr.Impenstien grabs an old chunk of leather with bite marks in it
"-are going to bite down hard while I pull as hard."
-
>"Wait wait don't you have any actual painkillers in here? Or like a real medical procedure that they taught ya in school?"

>"Do you have any money to pay for either of those? Or even the intent to do so assuming you do have the money?"

>"..."

>"That's what I thought."
>"Now hurry up and drink while I get the earplugs and the glue gun"

>"What do you need those for?"

>"The earplugs are so I don't have to listen to you scream"

>"And the glue gun?"

>"..."

>"Doc?"
>"DOC?!"

Why the fk am I participating in this...
-
Because it's fun to see blitzo get what he deserves
----
Frankly, the other threads I see on this board while I try to find /hhg/ and the fact that Blitzo has been characterized as a horse fanatic since the first episode, it's a bit surprising to me that its taken this long for him to get...prn of...this nature...
-
Horsecock prn is when your show gets so boring only OOC prn about stuff that aren't in the show (like horses) gets a lot of art.
Helluva has many things and so horsecock prn is simply...boring
----
That is distressing.
-
the lack of prn or anons shtty typing?
-
The fact that horse dcks is the apparently the hottest topic for drawing prn. Doesn't anyone like cuddlefking and pink fishnets anymore?