Goatse in Equestria 4: Journey to the Center of Goatse

"God damn it, Jolly." - Aether, on Goatse in Equestria 3

"NEVER AGAIN" - Anonymous, on Goatse in Equestria 3

GUYS. GUYS LOOK. I'M DOING IT AGAIN.

>Wake up
>God damn it is getting very very boring in Sweet Apple Acres
>Suddenly, a knock at the door - and just in time for the new installment!
>You open it to see young Pipsqueak standing nobly toward you
"WHO WHERE"
>"Uh, sir? Mr. Goatse? I was just wondering about the other week, because of what you did to miss Applejack... they still ha-"
>Before the child can finish his inquiry, you lurch a leg backward and punt the little motherfucker off and he faceplants into an apple tree about 40 feet away
"NO. I REJECT YOU AS THE PREMISE FOR THIS CHAPTER."
>You slam your door on the crying Pip

-TWO DAYS LATER-

>Wake up
>You're starting to regret not brutally murdering Pipsqueak earlier
>Living on a farm is SO fucking boring
>Oh well, that'll be for Chapter 5!*
>Once again, somep0ny's knock-knock-knocking on heaven's door
>You go to answer it
"WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLEEPIES THIS FUCKING TIME, NIGGER?"

>You look down upon a scared Apple Bloom
>She looks up to you with intense fear in her eyes
>"Uh... mister?"
"FUCK YOU NEED HOMIE"
>"Mister... uh... goatse... Ah was juss' wonderin'..."
>You do a backflip to show you're serious about this shit
>"...Okay, Ya see, mah' brother's all torn up about that whole thing with you an' mah' sister, and Ah was juss'... well, the truth is, Ah wanna be like you, Mr. Goatse. Ah wanna have the power of a thousand insane greek gods an' be crazier 'an a sack'a ferrets an' juss' get ridda anyp0ny Ah wanna!"
>She comes down from her long-ass boring speech
>Say no more
>You turn around and spread your magnificent, trim ass-cheeks into her face
"Enter, my child."
>She begins to crawl up your b-hole
>On the way into the tunnel, she gets hit on the flank by your anus slapping shut, like a saloon door

>Apple Bloom journeys further into your asshole
>She discovers an exact replica of ponyville in your colon, albeit smaller and completely made up of fecal matter
>She soon is discovered to the horror of fecal Twilight Sparkle
>"Oh! Dear me, what are you!"
>Apple Bloom recognizes the voice coming from the figure, but not the figure itself
>"Ah... Twilight Sparkle? It's me, Apple Bloom! How'd yall get so small and into Mr. Goatse here's rectum?"
>"Apple Bloom? How did you get so big and... strange looking?"
>So Apple Bloom ventures into fecal Ponyville #1, and meets all of her dearest friends' shit counterparts
>She even has a teary encounter with fecal Applejack
>Eventually she meets fecal Mr. Goatse
>As planned, fecal Mr. Goatse tells young Apple Bloom that she must once again venture down-- into HIS anus
>Apple Bloom is hesitant
>"Are you sure? This could get confusin', Ah might get lost in all yer' little buttholes."
>A great improviser, fecal Goatse makes his best Fonzy impressional
>"Come ooooooooooooon."
>Apple Bloom then mumbles, "N'oh-kay!" and jumps directly into fecal Goatse's rear-end
>And so begins Apple Bloom's eternal pilgrimage into your bottomless rectum

>Years go by with Apple Bloom going further and further down into every new Mr. Goatse's asshole
>Every time, desperate to find out the truth behind acquiring infinite power
>She has to stop, out of morality, in every new iteration of fecal Ponyville, to say hello and go through the "friendship-motions"
>Explaining her presence, not breaking anything
>Every time, her actions get a bit more hasted, a bit less friendly
>After a while, she begins just rushing through every town to get to Mr. Goatse
>Years pass
>
>Apple Bloom is now in fecal Ponyville #972369763892
>She is now just running through every town, often breaking buildings
>She has aged considerably
>Her cutie mark has come in: It is a little anthropomorphic turd with a frowny face
>She has not paid it any mind
>Apple Bloom often gets held up in towns because fecal Celestia's fecal Military sometimes attacks her
>Over the iterations, the fecal Ponyvilles have gotten progressively smaller, and she now appears to be a giant monster to every fecal pony
>One fateful day, Apple Bloom reaches fecal Ponyville #1000000000000
>She has had enough

>She stays in this Ponyville and completely destroys the place
>All is obliterated by her onslaught of betrayal
>"AH WAS SUPPOSED TA' BE IMMORTAL!!! AH WAS SUPPOSED TA' BE GAWDDD!!!!"
>She lays waste to everything in this plain of existence
>All is silent
>All is obliterated
>By the time she's done, the whole thing looks like The Book of Eli
>Except, you know, in an asshole
>She falls to her side, in her old age and cramping and pain
>"Ah was...."
>She dies peacefully, absolutely coated in fecal matter
>
>Day 88 mph in Ponyville
>You still live in Sweet Apple Acres
>There's munstas in the kitchen, you don't go in there
>You wake up and prepare for your daily morning watery shit-fest 2012
>So your surprise, out of your asshole, slides an old, but
>BUTT
>but familiar face, Apple Bloom
>She has aged 500 years and died
"Damn, nigga."
>You figure that she must have gotten into the insane LSD hoards you hide in your intestines
>You can't remember why she was in there anyways
>*flush*

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