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- BONUS TEEN ORPHANAGE STORY
- >3:23 AM
- >teen 02 and Hiro coming back to the orphanage
- >turn on the light of the living room
- >startled by bullyposter covered in a blanket with a hot cocoa cup
- >"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU TWO BEEN?"
- >they tell me that they went to a party with the 9's and the others
- >bullyposter is angry as fuck, no phone calls, no papernotes, 2 teens disappeared
- >"you are grounded young lady! you too, young man!"
- >we argue for hours
- >both telling me that they hate me
- >hiro telling me that i don't understand him
- >spouting some bullcrap about his wings being clipped
- >"oh yeah Hiro, let's start again your shitty poetry for your tormented teen soul!"
- >"also start dressing up properly! Not your bird themed t shirts! you look like a punk! And this is a straight household!"
- >hiro tearing and screaming at me
- >"I HATE YOU"
- >they both rush inside their rooms
- >*door slam*
- >*DAAAHLING UMEI GA starts playing*
- >i hit the door multiple times
- >TURN OFF THAT RACKET
- OTHER BONUS
- >teen orphanage story
- >hiro and 02 became delinquent teens
- >have to take the part of the concerned parent
- >they always come back later
- >hiro trying to partake me in some shitty poetry he decided to write about flowers, birds, his love 02, and being free
- >telling him that he doesn't even have a job, good luck being free, boy
- >he tells me that 02 is a good drawer, so they will live on that
- >nice fucking economical plan boy
- >we start fighting
- >he says that i can't understand him and 02
- >tell them they should behave and dress properly, and not staying up all night outside
- >02 telling me that he hates me
- >well my orphanage my rules young lady
- >she storms into her room
- >locks the door
- >*DAAHLING UMEI GAH"
- >loud music and locked door
- >i'm in the kitchen, drinking coffee, asking myself what did i do wrong
- >tell myself they are teens, its a difficult age
- >miss the times where they were children, where the only problems were homework, birthday cakes, and lethal bite wounds
- Being the bullyparent of more than a dozen of parasites is hard
- >a day later
- >breakfast
- >Mitsuru, pass me the milk please
- >Mitsuru?
- >acting like an edgelord, watching me with contempt
- >yeah okay, you're a tormented soul, we get it, now pass me the milk
- >he passes it, then leaves the room
- >and cut that fucking hair
- >what's with mitsuru today, jesus, adolescence hit him like a truck
- >Kokoro asking me if she goes and help him
- >easy there Crazy Ovaries, i perfectly know what you want, stay far from him
- >i don't want other children to take care of
- >Zorome and Miku fighting
- >"stop fighting" i say calmly while i drink my coffee and read the newspaper
- >imagine trying to stop a mutated dino girl in her teen years and her human/soon to be klaxxo lover from getting into trouble
- >imagine being one of their only parent figures during the most problematic years ever
- >along with other 12 boys/girls
- >imagine her trying to convince you to go to the cinema with her darling alone for the night
- >imagine getting into a fight against her, while she tries to bargain into using your old car
- >you'd do unspeakable things for the safety of that car, the thought of a dino teen girl using it frightens you
- >imagine trying to bargain with Hiro, the only one with a bit of common sense, but he's completely intoxicated by love and teenage stupidity
- >imagine all of this while you're having terrible doubts about Mitsuru's sexuality
- >imagine all of this while Kokoro is an ovaries bomb trying to explode
- >imagine Hime being Hime, MikuZorome fighting, Futoshi sacking your fridge, Ikuno being an unsufferable sarcastic know-it-all
- >imagine a pretty normal glasses guy alterning moments where he is level headed and moments where he humiliates himself because of unrequited love
- >scared about Mitsuru's wimpiness
- >don't want him to be bullied or something like this
- >trying to get him into sports 50's style
- >throw him a football
- >he tries to catch it
- >accidentally blackening his left eye
- >Kokoro storming the situation
- >she wants to help him by putting some ice in the bathroom
- >".................................................Ok."
- >he gets back, seems pretty ok
- >wait, are these lipstick stains
- >you are terrified now
- >teen orphanage
- >night time
- >after 3 hours arguing with 02 and Hiro, i decided to hide the car keys
- >don't want them in trouble
- >don't want that couple of hormone buckets going full hormones in my car
- >don't want my car to be annihliated by that girl
- >i'm sleeping
- >wondering if i had been to harsh
- >*DOOR SLAM*
- >it's Ichigo
- >she's telling me that Hiro and 02 escaped
- >hear car screeching from the window
- >"MOTHERFUCKERS" i shout as i break a piece of the window glass with a punch
- >they somehow managed to start up the car
- >they are now going through the little town near the orphanage
- >have no means to reach them
- >*EUREKA*
- >storm Ikuno's room
- >she was reading
- >take the tiny metal cart where she place her books, take them out and grab the cart
- >she seems angry, her fingernails digging inside the pages
- >tell her to sleep
- >see Kokoro being full ovary mode
- >lock her inside the room, no time for Mitsukoko trash now
- >use my secret weapon
- >"Hime, i need you now!"
- >strap her on the cart like a horse
- >take Hiro's shirt and put her on her face
- >"Now go girl!"
- >with my makeshift cart i go through town in search of the dynamic duo, Hime towing my vehicle
- >searching for them
- >suddenly Hime smelling and pointing her finger on a closed sweet shop
- >"good job girl"
- >decide to crack open the shop
- >no amount of property damage can top the amount of money required to look after an eventual klaxxohuman pregnancy
- >search inside the shop, no trace of them, Hime devouring sweets
- >grab her and throwing her out, let's search elsewhere
- >and hope they are not doing what i think they're doing
- >Hime leading me on the library, other 6 candy shops, the closed mall, to no avail
- >where the hell did they go
- >suddenly, notice some traces of viscous orange goo leading to the forest
- >*bingo*
- >decide to inspect the strange orange traces
- >honey
- >bingo
- >take Hime with me and search inside the forest
- >after a while another clue
- >02's circlet
- >oh fuck
- >FUCK
- >her jacket
- >his jacket
- >his shoes
- >jesus christ
- >after a while i hear some giggling
- >they are swimming inside a pool
- >couple of FUCKERS
- >trying to reach them
- >stumble on a huge pile of empty bottles
- >they drank a lot, Hiro is in his boxers, 02 on her bra and jeans
- >trying to get them both
- >they are surprisingly fast on water
- >manage to grab Hiro
- >he's just laughing
- >02 is just playing with water
- >they are smashed
- >they seem too drunk to do anything corporeal somehow
- >02 can't control her strenght tho, nearly ripped off my arm while i was holding a demented Hiro
- >manage to block them, dress them and get the car
- >they fucking scraped the paintjob tho
- >they are now inside the car, they want to go to the ice cream shop
- >drunk as fuck, like i said
- >hold on, where is Hime
- >she's playing inside the pool
- >manage to get her back with just some bruises and scrapes
- >i start the car with a tied up Hime next to me and Hir02 spouting nonsense behind
- >managed to organize a beach trip for the group
- >managed to find a nice shack near the shore, not that different from the mistleteinn
- >they can have fun
- >but with a strict set of rules
- >no alcohol for them, no hormones overflowing
- >no vandalism, trying to get inside each other's rooms, no strange behaviour, etc.
- >they are too happy to listen to me
- >managed to sneak some beer for me
- >first day at the beach
- >girls are either sunbathing or playing near the shore
- >of course fucking Ikuno had to bring some books with her
- >dork...
- >02 and Hime playing with Hiro
- >yell at them from the deckchair to go easy on him
- >figures...
- >Zorome and Futoshi trying to write something with the sunscreen on Miku's back
- >Ichigo and Goro together in the water
- >Goro is blind without glasses, so its basically Ichigo acting as guide dog for him
- >Mitsuru talking with Kokoro in under their umbrella
- >all is well
- >actually getting really tired
- >end up falling asleep, cradled by the noise of the waves
- >wake up
- >Miku screaming at Zorome and Futoshi
- >she has something unspeakable written on her back
- >as i wake up i find myself surrounded by the kids
- >they are hungry
- >i'm really, really, really tired
- >end up giving a kick to the coolbag near me
- >sandwiches and drinks inside
- >they start eating as i try to fall asleep again
- >ask someone to fetch me a beer
- >too fat and comfy to stand up and taking it myself right now
- >Naomi is giving me my sandwich and beer
- >the only one being remotely useful, and she's got one arm
- >i don't even know how she managed to give me both at the same time
- >wait, where the hell is Hiro
- >notice some blue figure hugging Hiro between the waves
- >"oh..... fuck"
- >i instinctively turn my head to 02, she's FURIOUS
- >i have a primal 02 being nuclear, about to throw herself on the sea
- >and a Hiro/Hime situation to unwrap
- >i finish my sandwich
- >sip my beer, tell kokoro to hold it, but not drink it
- >try to stop 02, and reach the water at the same time, and stop this mess
- >as 02 starts running, i try to hold up
- >end up falling and hold her by her ankles
- >she's not stopping
- >its like i'm trying to stop a car
- >shitload of sand on my mouth, then water
- >try to wave near Hiro and Hime
- >02 fighting Hime, i grab a knocked out Hiro
- >tell 02 and Hime to stop, while i hold that poor guy
- >they are both biting my right forearm, while i scream like a girl
- >the other kids are watching, doing NOTHING AT ALL
- >god i hate them so much
- >i manage to reach the sand, while i hold them
- >i'm covered in blood and saliva
- >oh god, i don't feel so well
- >as i pass out, i can feel Hime gnawing my shoulder
- >Ichigo and goro try to help Hiro
- >some time passes
- >no one helping me
- >ungrateful shits
- >feel something poking me
- >"ngggghh...."
- >*poke*
- >"mmhhhnghhh...."
- >*HUGE SLAP*
- >OW
- >WHAT THE HELL
- >its Ichigo, she's telling me that they packed up the things and they are on their way for the new house on the beach for the week
- >my back hurts
- >feel a stinging burn
- >i'm literally purple for the burns
- >i am literally pain incarnate
- >Zorome asking me if i got better during the nap
- >slaps my back
- >*beastly roar*
- >we manage to reach the new house
- >its basically a tropic themed mistleteinn
- >i need someone to tend to my injuries and put some cream
- >they are all disgusted, they choose the straw system
- >like a soldier, Ikuno decides to meet her destiny
- >"see, Ikuno? you can be useful, if you drop the books sometimes and act like a girl"
- >*SLAP ON THE BACK*
- >i scream like a girl
- >as she tries to put some bandages on the wounds, i hear some giggles from the other room
- >storm outside mine, Ikuno sighing
- >blinded by the pain and the suspicion eating my soul, i start inspecting the other rooms
- >"HAH"
- >its just Miku, Naomi and Kokoro combing their head and screaming as i stormed inside
- >i can see Mitsuru, Zorome, Goro and Futoshi in the living room, chatting and watching some tv
- >Ichigo and 02 in the kitchen cooking dinner
- >i told them i handle that shit
- >child orphanage nostalgia flash
- >Hime in the garden, fighting with mosquitos
- >where the hell is Hiro
- >ask ichigo where Hiro's room is
- >telling me to keep it quiet because even 02 wants to know
- >she then tells me where he is
- >but he's sleeping, he's destroyed after the whole Hime/02 situation
- >as i turn back, i can hear some smirks
- >my back is completely red with "WIDE LOAD" written on it
- >i still didn't realize it
- >Ikuno trying to put me some ice, as i whine and scream like a girl
- >Ichigo and 02 actually worked together for dinner
- >surprising, to say the least
- >dinner time
- >huge turkey, smell is delicious
- >wait i-is that
- >nope, normal turkey sauce
- >everything is going just fine
- >my burns are actually healing thanks to ikuno
- >i have a huge hand mark on the back because of her but still
- >everything is going well
- >fishy...
- >Hime and 02 are here
- >strange
- >*sniff*
- >what is this smell
- >something is burning
- >rush to the kitchen
- >everything is fine
- >"WHERE THE HELL IS HIRO"
- >rush to the rooms, where i can see a door where smoke comes out
- >break it open
- >"OH FUCK"
- >Hiro's bed is aflame
- >everyone in panic
- >02 and Hime in panic
- >i try to not come up with a joke, no time
- >find an extinguisher, Hiro is surprisingly fine
- >what the fu....
- >i'm blinded by a blue-ish glow, he has fucking horns
- >my soul is torn apart as i realize that i'm gonna repay an entire bed
- >and 02 and Hime witnessed klaxxohiro
- >my first thought is "why me"
- >i don't want other children to grow
- >i should've kept being a bully for hire
- >my reflexes tell me to stop Hime and 02
- >they are right
- >hime and 02 are in complete ecstasy, they want to mate
- >and my job is to stop them for the weekend
- >i tend to hold them both with my arms, and ask a flustered Ichigo to take Hiro to a safe place on the house
- >as i search for something to stop 2 dino murdering machines in heat
- >as i hold them both in a bear hug, while they are shaking and screaming
- >i order goro, futoshi and zorome to take 2 steel chairs from the kitchen, and some rope from the tents
- >02 is literally tearing my shoulder apart
- >Hime is literally flaying my right hand with her tiny teeth
- >Ichigo told me that Hiro is secured
- >yell at her, Ikuno, Naomi and Miku to take some honey, disinfectant, bandages, the candies in my jacket, the blue/red dino plushie, a baseball bat
- >and my revolver with one bullet if things go wrong
- >kokoro ignoring everything and looking at Mitsuru picking his nose with lust
- >"NOT NOW"
- >i kick her inside her room and lock the door, because i have a bigger problem right now
- >manage to tie them on the chairs
- >as i tend to my injuries i try to talk to them
- >only growls and hisses
- >they seem incredible angry
- >they are scary as fuck
- >jesus, what should i do
- >they are now tied to 2 separate chairs inside the basement
- >think about what to do
- >idea
- >"MIKU"
- >"WHAAT"
- >"TAKE MY ANTI DINO SUIT, ITS IN MY CAR"
- >"I DON'T WANNA GO OUTSIDE! WHY DON'T YOU GO"
- >this fucking girl
- >take my suit
- >its just a series of pillows strapped with some ducktape, but they saved my life back in the day
- >when i tried to take the honey out of Eo To's hands
- >or when i tried to teach Hime how to read
- >or when i tried to give Eo To a bath
- >or when Eo To went bananas because she swallowed the car keys
- >or when Hime went bananas because she swallowed the car keys
- >that taught me to hide better the car keys
- >actually have a bit of nostalgia of that period
- >back to the basement
- >lock the door
- >untie Hime and 02
- >meet my destiny
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