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Toho Cockblocks Harpy In Exchange for Good Storytelling

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  1. The Dork Knight: IT CRIMMUS
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: MERR CRIMMUS
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight: time to watch a christmas movie...
  6.  
  7. The Dork Knight: What do you MEAN, Tokyo SOS isn't a Christmas Movie? :I
  8.  
  9. The Dork Knight: sending power to my legs
  10.  
  11. The Dork Knight: A UFO!!!!
  12.  
  13. The Dork Knight: MOTH
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: Godzilla and Mothra and T HERE'S A THIRD
  16.  
  17. The Dork Knight: HO BABBY
  18.  
  19. The Dork Knight: SURPRISE ME
  20.  
  21. The Dork Knight: also mothra still has not done anything wrong
  22.  
  23. The Dork Knight: why is everyone painting her as a bad guy all of a sudden
  24.  
  25. The Dork Knight: did she have a drunk party one night in Tokyo and covered the whole city in pollen?
  26.  
  27. The Dork Knight: >snow
  28.  
  29. The Dork Knight: ITS CHRIMMUS BAYBE-
  30.  
  31. The Dork Knight: >its march
  32.  
  33. The Dork Knight: ITS STILL CHRIMMUS-
  34.  
  35. The Dork Knight: oh man we got a plane nerd here
  36.  
  37. The Dork Knight: "have you ever touched a real one?"
  38.  
  39. The Dork Knight: for a second there i thought he prefaced that with "a woman"
  40.  
  41. The Dork Knight: but then i realized
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: he's too young to burn his bro like that
  44.  
  45. The Dork Knight: lel
  46.  
  47. The Dork Knight: ...the cosmos?
  48.  
  49. The Dork Knight: OH NO THEY'RE IN HOT CLOTHES
  50.  
  51. The Dork Knight: ITS COLD PUT ON YOUR RUSSIA CLOTHES
  52.  
  53. The Dork Knight: >referencing a movie i haven't watched yet
  54.  
  55. The Dork Knight: HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNG
  56.  
  57. The Dork Knight: man mothra really did have some sorta angry party
  58.  
  59. The Dork Knight: "RETURN THE BONES"
  60.  
  61. The Dork Knight: yeah uh
  62.  
  63. The Dork Knight: i don't think we want "graverobbing godzilla's grandpappy" to be on our resume
  64.  
  65. The Dork Knight: i think the fairies shoulda explained why mothra did the thing buut
  66.  
  67. The Dork Knight: "yo."
  68.  
  69. The Dork Knight: that and "hey." have the same energy
  70.  
  71. The Dork Knight: "mothra attacked because some douchers kidnapped the fairies"
  72.  
  73. The Dork Knight: that sounds like mothra! :D
  74.  
  75. The Dork Knight: kisha sounds like Mothra by the minute, doho-
  76.  
  77. The Dork Knight: GIRL CUTE
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: but its not a main char
  80.  
  81. The Dork Knight: sldkjgldfj
  82.  
  83. The Dork Knight: another douchebag pilot, oh no
  84.  
  85. The Dork Knight: Akane!
  86.  
  87. The Dork Knight: ...probably not akane!
  88.  
  89. The Dork Knight: i should probably watch this and talk shit on my pone
  90.  
  91. The Dork Knight: phone
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: also just realized "oh the third one's just mecha G, fuck"
  94.  
  95. The Dork Knight: also also MOTHRA DESTROYED TOKYO BECAUSE SOME FUCK WANTED TO USE THE FAIRIES FOR MONEY
  96.  
  97. The Dork Knight: FUCK YOU
  98.  
  99. The Dork Knight: at least put proper context in you twit
  100.  
  101. The Dork Knight: Tensions are high huuuh
  102.  
  103. The Dork Knight: OH NO IT GAMERA?
  104.  
  105. The Dork Knight: WHO DAT
  106.  
  107. The Dork Knight: a chomebuhwut
  108.  
  109. The Dork Knight: MEGALO
  110.  
  111. The Dork Knight: ew
  112.  
  113. The Dork Knight: that wound
  114.  
  115. The Dork Knight: that sure is a zilla wound
  116.  
  117. The Dork Knight: GODZILLA FUCK
  118.  
  119. The Dork Knight: a big diamond plz
  120.  
  121. The Dork Knight: ”but we budget”
  122.  
  123. The Dork Knight: NO PATIENCE, WHAT IF ZILLA APPEARS
  124.  
  125. The Dork Knight: assholes keep happening
  126.  
  127. The Dork Knight: what am women
  128.  
  129. The Dork Knight: oh a hearing, rip
  130.  
  131. The Dork Knight: maybe wr can use mothraaa...
  132.  
  133. The Dork Knight: Zilla retuuuurns
  134.  
  135. The Dork Knight: Hyper maser wit
  136.  
  137. The Dork Knight: wut
  138.  
  139. The Dork Knight: Oh lawd he comin
  140.  
  141. The Dork Knight: PEW
  142.  
  143. The Dork Knight: HOT ASS LASER HOOK
  144.  
  145. The Dork Knight: HOOOO
  146.  
  147. The Dork Knight: ...mecha is luring godzy
  148.  
  149. The Dork Knight: like the fairy said
  150.  
  151. The Dork Knight: ...
  152.  
  153. The Dork Knight: Mothra symbol
  154.  
  155. The Dork Knight: OUT OF DESKS
  156.  
  157. The Dork Knight: FLAPPY MOTH
  158.  
  159. The Dork Knight: Misinterpretation is max
  160.  
  161. The Dork Knight: USE LITNING
  162.  
  163. The Dork Knight: Ow her leg
  164.  
  165. The Dork Knight: no lightng? Mothra dying again?
  166.  
  167. The Dork Knight: fack
  168.  
  169. The Dork Knight: egg...
  170.  
  171. The Dork Knight: oh shit
  172.  
  173. The Dork Knight: GIVE HIM ALLERGIES
  174.  
  175. The Dork Knight: use Mechagodzilla... to save mothra...
  176.  
  177. The Dork Knight: i’m glad they realize their true savior
  178.  
  179. The Dork Knight: Oh... a hondaaaa
  180.  
  181. The Dork Knight: HYYYPE AS SHIT
  182.  
  183. The Dork Knight: GOOOO
  184.  
  185. The Dork Knight: MOTHRA NO
  186.  
  187. The Dork Knight: babb-
  188.  
  189. The Dork Knight: MORE TWINS
  190.  
  191. The Dork Knight: SAVE US WITH TWO MOTHRAS
  192.  
  193. The Dork Knight: DO IT
  194.  
  195. The Dork Knight: JUST
  196.  
  197. The Dork Knight: DO IT
  198.  
  199. The Dork Knight: NOT AGAAAIN says godzilla
  200.  
  201. The Dork Knight: :3
  202.  
  203. The Dork Knight: FLIPPED
  204.  
  205. The Dork Knight: HOHOGIOOOM
  206.  
  207. The Dork Knight: Awee...
  208.  
  209. The Dork Knight: hgkkogkogb
  210.  
  211. The Dork Knight: OH GOD
  212.  
  213. The Dork Knight: ...
  214.  
  215. The Dork Knight: biggest heel move godzilla has ever done
  216.  
  217. The Dork Knight: he is going to get dunked on so hard
  218.  
  219. The Dork Knight: JUST THE TIP
  220.  
  221. The Dork Knight: AGAUB
  222.  
  223. The Dork Knight: AGAIN
  224.  
  225. The Dork Knight: they pissed
  226.  
  227. The Dork Knight: Psychic powers are indeed col
  228.  
  229. The Dork Knight: HYPE HIROKI SCENE
  230.  
  231. The Dork Knight: nerd girl so mad
  232.  
  233. The Dork Knight: Uh oh
  234.  
  235. The Dork Knight: Leave kiddos alooone
  236.  
  237. The Dork Knight: ow
  238.  
  239. The Dork Knight: DRILL HAND
  240.  
  241. The Dork Knight: OOOOO
  242.  
  243. The Dork Knight: Its happening again?
  244.  
  245. The Dork Knight: apologize 2 bot
  246.  
  247. The Dork Knight: To the sea.. where we belong
  248.  
  249. The Dork Knight: Biocomputers, son.
  250.  
  251. The Dork Knight: OKAY
  252.  
  253. The Dork Knight: so the obvious question on everyone's mind
  254.  
  255. The Dork Knight: "is harpy salty that she was denied double mothra again"
  256.  
  257. The Dork Knight: the answer: a little bit
  258.  
  259. The Dork Knight: but this wasn't a movie primarily about mothra, its one whose themes revolved around Mecha G
  260.  
  261. The Dork Knight: so it made sense for them not to have double mothra
  262.  
  263. The Dork Knight: now, if this were a mothra vs godzilla/mecha G/rando douchebag kaiju akin to Ghidorah or Destroyah
  264.  
  265. The Dork Knight: then I would have been fucking salty
  266.  
  267. The Dork Knight: Anyway, the themes hinted from the previous movie carried on here and they executed it pretty damn well. No "SO LONG GAYZILLA" but as you can see, I didn't comment on all the hype shit
  268.  
  269. The Dork Knight: was too busy watching :U
  270.  
  271. The Dork Knight: I liked how the mothra twins, once again, played an important role, yet left room for Mecha G to take the stage
  272.  
  273. The Dork Knight: good supports :3
  274.  
  275. The Dork Knight: this was again an excellent movie and I'd reccomend giving both Against Mechagodzilla and Tokyo SOS a watch, preferably back to back
  276.  
  277. The Dork Knight: 11/10
  278.  
  279. The Dork Knight: NO I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING
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