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  1. I'm Not Popular, But I Have the Best Friends!
  2.  
  3. p3
  4. >Beg
  5.  
  6. >Hm? It's the delinquent.
  7. >Hey, dog! Shake!
  8. >Other hand!
  9.  
  10. >Shake!
  11. >Other hand!
  12.  
  13. >Chinchin! [TN:A command for dogs to beg, but also a slang term for penis]
  14. >Kh. You bastard.
  15.  
  16. >Chinchin, dammit!
  17. >Chinchin!
  18. >She's bothering dogs again...
  19. >She's gonna get the lucky pervert treatment again.
  20. >To think I'd hear a girl my age shouting "chinchin" in the middle of the street.
  21. >Chinchin!
  22.  
  23. p4
  24. >If you really want chinchin that much
  25.  
  26. >then let me give you a full boner!!
  27. >Wha!!
  28.  
  29. >Don't screw with me, bitch!!
  30. >Gbhah!!
  31. >The ejaculatory image she pointed towards me just now was gross!
  32. >Tomoko's such a moron.
  33.  
  34. p5
  35. >Panty peek
  36.  
  37. >Grope the delinquent!
  38. >Whaaaa!!
  39.  
  40. >Quit screwing around, bitch!!
  41. >Bubaba!
  42.  
  43. >For a delinquent, she's really strict when it comes to sexual harrassment~
  44. >If you know she's gonna hit you, then don't sexually harrass her.
  45. >I won't give up sexually harrassing the delinquent.
  46. >Ow.
  47. >Hey.
  48. >Aren't you gonna sexually harrass me?
  49.  
  50. >Y-
  51. >You're cute, Yuri-chan, so I can't sexually harrass you.
  52. >Eh?
  53. >Ah. I can see her panties.
  54.  
  55. p6
  56. >So you're saying you sexually harrass me because I'm not cute, huh?
  57. >D-Delinquent!
  58. >Yuri-chan is cute...
  59.  
  60. >You have your cute points too, delinquent.
  61. >Eh?
  62.  
  63. >Like how you're wearing Kowarith panties despite being a delinquent!
  64. >Wha!
  65.  
  66. >GIVE IT A REST ALREADY, YOU BITCH!!
  67. >Ghogaah
  68.  
  69. >She did't give any reaction to my panties...
  70. >Stupid Tomoko...
  71.  
  72. p7
  73. >Halloween
  74.  
  75. >Nemo Moon
  76. >When it comes to Halloween, you gotta have cosplay.
  77. >Anime cosplay? That's so idiotic.
  78.  
  79. >Gotta say, Kuro, your zombie cosplay is pretty good.
  80. >Huh? This is how I always look. I'll kill you, Nemo.
  81.  
  82. p8
  83. >In that case, why don't you try cosplaying too, Kuroki-san?
  84. >I'll handle the coordination.
  85.  
  86. Ah, no, cosplay...
  87. >wouldn't look good on me.
  88. >Woah. Katou-san looks crazy good as a bunny girl.
  89.  
  90. >It's fine. I'll make you look real cute.
  91. >We'll start with the make-up...
  92. >Ah, sure.
  93. >Uuh~ I can't turn Katou-san down when she says stuff like that.
  94.  
  95. >Put this on next.
  96. >Eh? This?
  97. >I prepared it cos I thought it'd look good on you, Kuroki-san.
  98.  
  99. p9
  100. >You look cute, Kuroki-san.
  101. >It feels like she's mixed in a lot of different things.
  102.  
  103. >Nice one, Katou-san!
  104.  
  105. p10
  106. >Vampire
  107.  
  108. >It's Halloween~
  109. >I'm going to suck your blood~
  110. >Ah, Kii-chan.
  111. >That Dracula cosplay looks good on you.
  112.  
  113. >A virgin's blood sounds delicious.
  114. >Where did you learn that word?
  115.  
  116. >Ahahahaha A virgin's blood sounds delicious~
  117. >I-I-I'm not a viring!
  118.  
  119. >This is the taste of a virgin.
  120.  
  121. p11
  122. >Rival
  123.  
  124. >Mokocchi~ I read the Dragon B*ll manga you lent me~
  125. >How was it? Good?
  126. >Yeah. It was really fun. I watched the sequel anime too.
  127.  
  128. >Although thinking about it, Mokocchi, the relationship between G*ku and Veg*ta reminds me of you and Komi-chan.
  129. >Even though you always fight with each other, you help each other out when you're in a pinch. Like a good pair of rivals.
  130.  
  131. >I'll fucking kill you.
  132. >Eh!? I'm sorry.
  133.  
  134. p12
  135. >A huge veteran voice actress
  136.  
  137. >I guess I'll look at this video Kuro told me about today.
  138. >I found this video featuring a huge veteran voice actress.
  139. >You should check it out since you're aiming to be one yourself.
  140.  
  141. >Hey, I'm Nozawa M*sako!
  142. >A veteran aged 81.
  143.  
  144. >Wait, this is just an impressionist!
  145.  
  146. >I'm gonna kill you~
  147. >Ah, but she's really good.
  148.  
  149. p13
  150. >The suspension bridge effect
  151.  
  152. >Hey, have you ever heard of the suspension bridge effect?
  153. >The heck is that?
  154.  
  155. >Well, y'see, the suspension bridge effect...
  156. >To put it simply, it's when you confuse the heartpounding that comes from fear with feelings of love.
  157.  
  158. >That's some good advice. Thanks.
  159. >So next time, when you go to the haunted house with Kuro...
  160. >Wait
  161. >I'm not done talking yet.
  162.  
  163. >Hey, you!
  164. >Geh! The delinquent seems really pissed for some reason.
  165.  
  166. p14
  167. >Nyugh, yoou!
  168. >Aaah, you!
  169. >What's wrong? You on your period or something?
  170.  
  171. >NO!!
  172. >Gbgeh
  173.  
  174. >Gff
  175.  
  176. >Honestly, this is why delinquents are so...
  177.  
  178. >Hm?
  179. >Y-Yuri-chan?
  180. >...
  181. >Yuri-chan?
  182.  
  183. p15
  184. >...
  185. >Y-Yuri-chan?
  186.  
  187. >Silence is scary!
  188.  
  189. >Uweeeeeh~
  190.  
  191. >Hey, you bitch!
  192. >Scaring her had no effect!
  193. >There's no point if you scare her yourself.
  194.  
  195. p16
  196. >Cat Ears
  197.  
  198. >You're so cute, Kuroki-san.
  199. >I-I'm not really cute or anything...
  200. >In that case...
  201.  
  202. >I'll make you even cuter.
  203. >Sh-She's close... And she smells good.
  204.  
  205. >First, put this on.
  206. >This?
  207. >And then just a little make-up.
  208.  
  209. >Katou-san, what's this...?
  210.  
  211. p17
  212. >You really are cute~
  213. >I almost want you as my pet.
  214. >Wawah! Katou-san's really close up!
  215.  
  216. >Hey, can you say "nya" for me?
  217. >Nya~
  218. >Katou-san must be happy doing this kinda stuff.
  219. >Thanks for playing along with me. I'll give you a snack as thanks.
  220.  
  221. >Bye-bye~
  222. >Well, I guess she didn't mean any harm since she gave me a snack.
  223.  
  224. >Ah, Yuri-chan.
  225. >Did she see that just now?
  226.  
  227. p18
  228. >Say it like that.
  229.  
  230. >Eeeeeek~
  231.  
  232. >Yuri-chan's kinda scary.
  233. >...Okay, guess we'll have to review things over again today.
  234.  
  235. p19
  236. >I'm not popular, but I have the best friends
  237.  
  238. >You gus are always looking after me so I baked you all some cookies.
  239. >Please... give them a try.
  240.  
  241. >Gross~
  242. >Gross~
  243.  
  244. >Eating them here would be embarrassing, so eat them at home, okay?
  245. >I need to give some to Yuu-chan too.
  246.  
  247. >Yuu-chan~
  248.  
  249. >Wah~ Thank you for going out of your way, Mokocchi!
  250. >Let me sexual harrass you in return.
  251. >Not a chance.
  252.  
  253. p20
  254. >Now then, let's try the cookies Kuro gave me.
  255.  
  256. >Ahaha, how funny. They're Kuro-shaped cookies.
  257.  
  258. >Wah, this is good!
  259. >I have to thank her on Line right away.
  260.  
  261. >I got a thank-you mail from Yuu-chan.
  262. >Ah, and a Line from Nemo.
  263.  
  264. >Wawah! A call from Katou-san?
  265.  
  266. p21
  267. >H-Hello. This is Kuroki.
  268. >Ah, Kuroki-san. This is Katou.
  269. >Your cookies were cute, just like you, and very yummy.
  270. >I've never tasted cookies this good before.
  271. >I'm glad you like them, Katou-san.
  272.  
  273. >Alright, I'll see you at school tomorrow, Kuroki-san..
  274. >Good night.
  275. >Looks like making them was worth it.
  276. >I wonder if the others are eating theirs?
  277.  
  278. >Fufu...
  279. >Fufufufu...
  280.  
  281. >Making cookies of her own face and giving them to me as a present...
  282. >Gross Gross Gross Gross Gross
  283.  
  284. p23
  285. >Hey, there's someone yelling your name your name out really loud in front of the house.
  286. >Say what!?
  287. >I'll take a look out the window.
  288.  
  289. >Kuroki~ Those cookies were delicious~
  290. >Kuroki~ Those cookies were delicious~
  291. >Uwah, seriously? I'm glad to hear it, but you're disturbing the neighbors.
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