rumblepez protec kid

perchek
rumblepez, no
perchek
i'm smart and not attracted to children. i actually prefer milfs
Monfd
rumblepez is definitely the kind of sentinel you want guarding your community's children
Monfd
I find their incessant anti-child fucking bluster to be entirely dissimilar to gay pastors who tell us about the devil's gay agenda
Monfd
People who exclaim it's immoral to buttfuck kids remind me of African-American people in high-crime, low-education regions who understand they have the key to building a great civilization:
Monfd
1. Don't let people "get up on ya", and 2. Handle yo' bidness
maydaytx
the straight and narrow path
Monfd
You wish to tell them that there are entire regions of the world where people don't mug each other with firearms at the local Wendys, but you know it'd shatter the role as 'teacher' that means so much to them
maydaytx
refers to sexuality and butt orifice diameter
Monfd
Or, as you swim in the cool waters of Antarctica, befriending elephant seals who take pity on you as you're obviously incapable of catching fish
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13:59 Monfd
They repeatedly drop off injured perch hoping you'll put two and together and sink your incisors into that yummy flesh
Monfd
As you sort of swim on by, the pedagogical pisces drifting into the abyssal depths, nodding your head -- a custom for your landlubbing ape species to indicate gratitude -- at the surprisingly empathetic seal, who can only conclude in shame, "I didn't do it right -- I should have wounded the fish even more. I'm so stupid."
14:01 Monfd
You imagine dialogue in which you try to sign out an intricate series of symbols to communicate to the sea-going cow that you actually came here from the northern hemisphere in a helicopter, but somehow you doubt the translation
Monfd
Setting on, instead, "Mmmm, fish!"