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  1. 17:52:31 <@darkmage> ok i got some shit recorded it sounds like garbo but w/e if u can slice it up and work with it i gotta start cooking dinner everyone is going to be yelling at me about taking forever getting around to it fuck you all this is the last time that you will ever rush me on anything. you cannot rush perfection ;) <3
  2. 17:52:38 <@darkmage> give me a few to export it
  3. 17:54:02 <@vap0r> if its not ready
  4. 17:54:04 <@vap0r> just wait
  5. 17:54:09 <@vap0r> im not gonna do work
  6. 17:54:11 <@vap0r> an slice the shit
  7. 17:54:13 <@vap0r> lol
  8. 17:54:17 <@vap0r> spit to the beat i organized it for you
  9. 17:54:19 <@vap0r> but take your time
  10. 17:54:30 <@vap0r> it doesnt need to be done today but just dont pull some gay shit and take two weeks
  11. 17:54:38 <@eraser> lol
  12. 17:54:42 <@darkmage> well u the nigga sayin ur gonna stay up man
  13. 17:54:43 <@eraser> yeah
  14. 17:54:47 <@eraser> or lick our neck sweat
  15. 17:54:50 <@darkmage> if u stayin up waitin on me then thats your choice
  16. 17:54:56 <@eraser> loool
  17. 17:54:59 <@darkmage> but i just spent the last 15 minutes recording
  18. 17:55:01 <@darkmage> and writing
  19. 17:55:04 <@darkmage> and rushin my ass off
  20. 17:55:05 <@darkmage> for you
  21. 17:55:06 <@eraser> darkmage
  22. 17:55:07 <@eraser> send it over
  23. 17:55:10 <@darkmage> cuz thats what you wanted
  24. 17:55:12 <@eraser> yo
  25. 17:55:14 <@darkmage> so this is what ur gettin
  26. 17:55:14 <@eraser> lol
  27. 17:55:20 <@vap0r> for me
  28. 17:55:21 <@vap0r> lol
  29. 17:55:21 <@darkmage> gdi lol
  30. 17:55:24 <@darkmage> im trying to chill
  31. 17:55:30 <@darkmage> so i can relax and exist normally
  32. 17:55:31 <@vap0r> song aint for me
  33. 17:55:33 <@vap0r> its for us nigger
  34. 17:55:37 <@eraser> lol
  35. 17:55:42 <@vap0r> just givin you a push
  36. 17:55:45 <@eraser> yeah
  37. 17:55:46 <@darkmage> well by demanding what you are you're getting a half-assed product
  38. 17:55:46 <@vap0r> if youre gonna turn it into some weird shit
  39. 17:55:47 <@vap0r> thats on you
  40. 17:55:51 <@eraser> come on darkmage.... posi style
  41. 17:55:52 <@vap0r> youre using words like demainding
  42. 17:55:55 <@vap0r> demanding
  43. 17:55:58 <@darkmage> yea
  44. 17:56:00 <@vap0r> in a song writing session
  45. 17:56:01 <@darkmage> thats how i feel
  46. 17:56:03 <@darkmage> about your chats
  47. 17:56:05 <@darkmage> and i told you
  48. 17:56:09 <@darkmage> i need to cook dinner
  49. 17:56:09 <@vap0r> jesus christ man
  50. 17:56:10 <@darkmage> and eat
  51. 17:56:12 <@darkmage> im starving
  52. 17:56:12 <@vap0r> you are the biggest pussy lol
  53. 17:56:13 <@darkmage> fuckin a
  54. 17:56:17 <@darkmage> ok well
  55. 17:56:20 <@vap0r> i just told you take 2 weeks if thats what you need
  56. 17:56:22 <@darkmage> fuck off and wait
  57. 17:56:25 <@vap0r> then you ream me about 15 mins
  58. 17:56:26 <@darkmage> i didnt read that part
  59. 17:56:29 <@vap0r> and ask me to slice shit
  60. 17:56:34 <@vap0r> slice my dick
  61. 17:56:35 <@eraser> slive
  62. 17:56:37 <@eraser> your wrists
  63. 17:56:42 <@eraser> also slice
  64. 17:56:55 <@vap0r> if you acted like this in a studio youd get your head split open
  65. 17:57:02 <@vap0r> good thing we're irc tough guys
  66. 17:57:05 <@eraser> :)
  67. 17:57:06 <@darkmage> well, you want what i got now or you want me to wait
  68. 17:57:08 <@darkmage> what do u want
  69. 17:57:13 <@eraser> i'd say send it over
  70. 17:57:16 <@eraser> and see what it sounds like
  71. 17:57:18 <@eraser> it might sound good
  72. 17:57:27 <@darkmage> well, if my attitude about this is all wrong
  73. 17:57:31 <@darkmage> then please correct me
  74. 17:57:37 <@darkmage> but like i said
  75. 17:57:38 <@eraser> cause he's gonna run it trough compression and do some shit to it
  76. 17:57:40 <@darkmage> i gotta cook dinner
  77. 17:57:42 <@darkmage> and eat
  78. 17:57:47 <@darkmage> and THEN i can really output
  79. 17:57:49 <@vap0r> i did correct you
  80. 17:57:51 <@vap0r> so we move fwd
  81. 17:57:54 <@darkmage> but i cant really give you my best work then
  82. 17:57:56 <@vap0r> gimme a verse youre happy with
  83. 17:57:58 <@vap0r> and we can put it out
  84. 17:57:58 <@darkmage> until then*
  85. 17:58:03 <@vap0r> but save your emotions
  86. 17:58:06 <@eraser> ok so we waitin
  87. 17:58:08 <@darkmage> also theres a lot of loud background audio
  88. 17:58:08 <@eraser> which is fine
  89. 17:58:10 <@vap0r> i dont do that siht
  90. 17:58:11 <@darkmage> my a/c is loud as fuck
  91. 17:58:15 <@vap0r> feel like im talkin to my wife
  92. 17:58:19 <@eraser> lol
  93. 17:58:24 <@darkmage> calm down fat boy
  94. 17:58:27 <@vap0r> im calm
  95. 17:58:29 <@vap0r> you arent
  96. 17:58:31 <@vap0r> thats the problem
  97. 17:58:31 <@darkmage> i move at my own pace nobody is hustlin me
  98. 17:58:36 <@vap0r> you let a little pressure
  99. 17:58:38 <@vap0r> make you freak out
  100. 17:58:39 <@darkmage> i feel like im being rushed
  101. 17:58:40 <@eraser> you about to move
  102. 17:58:42 <@eraser> off this song
  103. 17:58:42 <@vap0r> and talk about being rushed
  104. 17:58:42 <@eraser> lol
  105. 17:58:45 <@vap0r> and demanding
  106. 17:58:46 <@vap0r> you pussy
  107. 17:58:52 <@darkmage> nigga please
  108. 17:58:53 <@vap0r> imagine when you get real life pressure
  109. 17:58:56 <@vap0r> you probably boil
  110. 17:58:57 <@vap0r> and molt
  111. 17:59:03 <@vap0r> al your meat comes oujt
  112. 17:59:03 <@darkmage> im under a lot of real life pressure right now
  113. 17:59:05 <@vap0r> overcooked
  114. 17:59:08 <@vap0r> i know man
  115. 17:59:12 <@vap0r> we put it on u
  116. 17:59:13 <@vap0r> I DID
  117. 17:59:14 <@vap0r> im sorry
  118. 17:59:16 <@darkmage> actually
  119. 17:59:18 <@vap0r> lets get to the money
  120. 17:59:25 <@eraser> the moneywalk
  121. 17:59:35 <@darkmage> here's what im going to do
  122. 17:59:38 <@vap0r> ok
  123. 17:59:45 <@darkmage> im gonna send you what i have recorded under pressure
  124. 17:59:51 <@darkmage> or
  125. 17:59:52 <@vap0r> why
  126. 17:59:54 <@darkmage> you're gonna wait
  127. 17:59:55 <@vap0r> we already
  128. 17:59:57 <@vap0r> went through this
  129. 17:59:58 <@vap0r> do you read
  130. 17:59:58 <@darkmage> and im gonna relax
  131. 18:00:05 <@darkmage> and you'll have to wait a bit then
  132. 18:00:08 <@vap0r> 23:57 <@vap0r> i did correct you
  133. 18:00:08 <@vap0r> 23:57 <@vap0r> so we move fwd
  134. 18:00:08 <@vap0r> 23:57 <@darkmage> but i cant really give you my best work then
  135. 18:00:08 <@vap0r> 23:57 <@vap0r> gimme a verse youre happy with
  136. 18:00:12 <@vap0r> 23:57 <@vap0r> and we can put it out
  137. 18:00:12 <@darkmage> cuz i have to cook dinner
  138. 18:00:13 <@vap0r> that means
  139. 18:00:15 <@darkmage> we good fam?
  140. 18:00:16 <@vap0r> when youre happy
  141. 18:00:18 <@vap0r> send a verse
  142. 18:00:20 <@vap0r> very simple
  143. 18:00:22 <@vap0r> lol
  144. 18:00:26 <@vap0r> cook 5 dinners
  145. 18:00:28 <@darkmage> ill take that as a yes
  146. 18:00:33 <@darkmage> ok well
  147. 18:00:34 <@vap0r> it doesnt need to be answered
  148. 18:00:35 <@vap0r> as a yes
  149. 18:00:37 <@vap0r> i explained it
  150. 18:00:37 <@darkmage> i feel like i wasted my time
  151. 18:00:38 <@vap0r> twice now
  152. 18:00:39 <@vap0r> ok
  153. 18:00:40 <@darkmage> and thats a bit upsetting
  154. 18:00:41 <@vap0r> so you want me to use
  155. 18:00:43 <@vap0r> that?
  156. 18:00:45 <@eraser> wasted your time?
  157. 18:00:45 <@darkmage> but ill try not to let it bother me
  158. 18:00:46 <@vap0r> what you sent
  159. 18:00:46 <@eraser> you practiced
  160. 18:00:50 <@vap0r> because if it was a waste
  161. 18:00:51 <@eraser> nigga if you think i recorded my shit
  162. 18:00:52 <@darkmage> nah
  163. 18:00:53 <@eraser> in one take
  164. 18:00:54 <@vap0r> that sounds like youre not happy about it
  165. 18:00:54 <@eraser> you crazy
  166. 18:00:57 <@vap0r> if you want me to use what uyou made
  167. 18:00:58 <@vap0r> in that time
  168. 18:01:00 <@vap0r> so your time isnt
  169. 18:01:00 <@darkmage> i really dont want you to use what i just recorded
  170. 18:01:01 <@vap0r> a waste
  171. 18:01:02 <@vap0r> ill use it
  172. 18:01:03 <@darkmage> its not hq
  173. 18:01:03 <@vap0r> just let me know
  174. 18:01:04 <@vap0r> so why
  175. 18:01:05 <@vap0r> areyou
  176. 18:01:06 <@vap0r> complaining
  177. 18:01:08 <@vap0r> about wasting time
  178. 18:01:09 <@vap0r> to me
  179. 18:01:14 <@vap0r> like im going to give a fuck
  180. 18:01:15 <@vap0r> about how you feel
  181. 18:01:16 <@vap0r> emotionally
  182. 18:01:20 <@darkmage> it wasnt clear that you could wait
  183. 18:01:21 <@vap0r> suck my literal dick
  184. 18:01:23 <@vap0r> nigga
  185. 18:01:25 <@vap0r> it was clear
  186. 18:01:26 <@vap0r> as glass
  187. 18:01:29 <@darkmage> you made the whole 2hr song thing sound like a big deal
  188. 18:01:30 <@eraser> /clear
  189. 18:01:34 <@vap0r> jesus christ
  190. 18:01:38 <@vap0r> there was never a big deal in here
  191. 18:01:39 <@vap0r> it was a joek
  192. 18:01:40 <@darkmage> i was excited to be a part
  193. 18:01:41 <@darkmage> well
  194. 18:01:42 <@vap0r> about the 2 hour song gang
  195. 18:01:44 <@vap0r> you are mental
  196. 18:01:49 <@darkmage> its a big deal to me? i was trying to have fun
  197. 18:01:52 <@vap0r> same
  198. 18:01:54 <@eraser> same
  199. 18:01:55 <@vap0r> and you do what you do
  200. 18:01:58 <@darkmage> im still trying to have fun
  201. 18:01:58 <@darkmage> but
  202. 18:02:01 <@vap0r> cool
  203. 18:02:02 <@vap0r> explain that
  204. 18:02:04 <@darkmage> i have to cook dinner
  205. 18:02:05 <@vap0r> to someone else
  206. 18:02:05 <@vap0r> my
  207. 18:02:06 <@vap0r> nigga
  208. 18:02:12 <@vap0r> ill wait on your verse
  209. 18:02:13 <@darkmage> so ill catch you later
  210. 18:02:14 <@vap0r> when ur ready
  211. 18:02:19 <@darkmage> thank you
  212. 18:02:19 <@vap0r> explained 3 times
  213. 18:02:22 <@vap0r> "yes"
  214. 18:02:25 <@vap0r> sorted
  215. 18:02:27 <@eraser> darkmage: you gonna have time to send it over tonight
  216. 18:02:31 <@eraser> and turn your a/c off
  217. 18:02:34 <@eraser> etc
  218. 18:02:42 <@darkmage> probably not eraser
  219. 18:02:51 <@eraser> ok
  220. 18:02:55 <@vap0r> eraser: stop
  221. 18:03:04 <@eraser> lol
  222. 18:03:24 <@darkmage> my right arm really hurts and im low on weed now
  223. 18:03:36 <@darkmage> but im gonna toke a bit then cook dinner for my family like i told them i would
  224. 18:03:49 <@vap0r> no worries bro
  225. 18:03:58 <@vap0r> hope your arm weed and dinner go well
  226. 18:04:02 <@darkmage> dont call me a pussy tho
  227. 18:04:04 <@darkmage> asshole
  228. 18:04:05 <@darkmage> :)
  229. 18:04:07 <@vap0r> np pussy
  230. 18:04:10 <@darkmage> faggot
  231. 18:04:12 <@eraser> pu55y
  232. 18:04:12 <@vap0r> step away
  233. 18:04:14 <@vap0r> from the kb
  234. 18:04:16 <@vap0r> and cook dinner
  235. 18:04:17 <@vap0r> for ur fam
  236. 18:04:18 <@eraser> fa66ot
  237. 18:04:18 <@vap0r> like u said
  238. 18:04:20 <@vap0r> u would
  239. 18:04:23 <@darkmage> i am
  240. 18:04:44 <@vap0r> good man
  241. 18:04:45 <@vap0r> do it
  242. 18:04:58 <@vap0r> dont fuck it up
  243. 18:05:17 <@vap0r> dont use a pressure cooker
  244. 18:05:19 <@darkmage> stirfry isnt something one can fuck up
  245. 18:05:28 <@eraser> you ain't stirring shit
  246. 18:05:30 <@eraser> but this keyboard
  247. 18:05:32 <@eraser> go cook dinner
  248. 18:05:35 <@eraser> god damn it
  249. 18:05:36 <@eraser> lol
  250. 18:05:36 <@vap0r> im putting pressure
  251. 18:05:38 <@vap0r> on you
  252. 18:05:40 <@eraser> and don't fuck it up
  253. 18:05:40 <@vap0r> on the dinner
  254. 18:05:42 <@vap0r> like i did with the song
  255. 18:05:44 <@darkmage> i was packin a bowl and yall still chattin at me
  256. 18:05:46 <@vap0r> (get it)
  257. 18:05:49 <@darkmage> i guess u just wanna have the last word
  258. 18:05:51 <@darkmage> thats cool
  259. 18:05:52 <@darkmage> have it
  260. 18:05:53 <@vap0r> like a
  261. 18:05:56 <@vap0r> paradox
  262. 18:05:56 <@darkmage> cheers!
  263. 18:05:58 <@vap0r> of
  264. 18:06:01 <@vap0r> pressures
  265. 18:06:05 <@vap0r> in egg shell form
  266. 18:06:08 <@vap0r> structural integrity
  267. 18:06:09 <@vap0r> on max
  268. 18:06:11 <@vap0r> level
  269. 18:06:14 <@vap0r> intensity
  270. 18:06:18 <@darkmage> lol
  271. 18:06:21 <@vap0r> holding
  272. 18:06:22 <@vap0r> you
  273. 18:06:25 <@vap0r> to ur kb
  274. 18:06:28 <@vap0r> so that you can leave
  275. 18:06:30 <@vap0r> because the pressure
  276. 18:06:33 <@vap0r> weighs upon ui
  277. 18:06:36 <@vap0r> like a wet frock
  278. 18:06:36 <@darkmage> now you're just bein funny
  279. 18:06:38 <@darkmage> bbl
  280. 18:06:40 <@vap0r> soaked in mercury
  281. 18:06:42 <@eraser> under pressure dun dun dun dun dun
  282. 18:25:29 <@vap0r> darkmage aight man im already up til 11:30 dude i gotta be up in 5 hours you said you were gonna haev this done
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