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- <!DOCTYPE html>
- <html lang='en' xml:lang='en' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>
- <head>
- <title>
- Just Fucking Google It
- </title>
- <LINK href='css/styles.css' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'></LINK>
- <LINK href='css/styles.min.css' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'></LINK>
- <meta content='application/xhtml+xml; charset=UTF-8' http-equiv='Content-Type' xml:lang='en'>
- </head>
- <style>
- body {
- text-align: center;
- margin-left: 25%;
- margin-right: 25%;
- }
- </style>
- <body>
- <h1>
- <a href='http://www.google.com'>Google Is Your Friend</a>
- </h1>
- <h2>
- All Smart People Use
- <a href='http://www.google.com'>Google</a>
- </h2>
- <h3>It Appears That You Are Not One Of Them</h3>
- <p>
- <img alt='Bart at a blackboard with a pro-google message' src='/images/bart.gif'>
- </p>
- <p>
- Someone thinks you are an idiot because you were too stupid to check
- <a href='http://www.google.com'>Google</a>
- before asking a question. They gave you a link to this site as a joke. The fact that you followed it pretty much proves the point.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hope that helps.
- </p>
- <p>
- Have a nice day.
- </p>
- <script async='' src='//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js'></script>
- <!-- JFGI -->
- <ins class='adsbygoogle' data-ad-client='ca-pub-5834014132134539' data-ad-slot='6760406514' style='display:inline-block;width:336px;height:280px'></ins>
- <script>
- (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
- </script>
- <p>
- <strong>
- WARNING: SITE ABUSES
- </strong>
- </p>
- <p>
- It has come to my attention that some sites are redirecting to this one when their users were not expecting it. I have <em>no</em> control over this. The only sites I have control over that have anything to do with this site are justfuckinggoogleit.com, www.justfuckinggoogleit.com, fuckinggoogleit.com, and www.fuckinggoogleit.com. If any other site is sending you here, it is <em>their</em> problem, not mine. They may have been hacked, or they may be playing a joke. I don't know, and I can't do anything about it. Please stop sending me e-mail about this issue.
- </p>
- <p>
- Please direct abuse reports or server problems to
- <a href='mailto:webmaster@justfuckinggoogleit.com'>webmaster@justfuckinggoogleit.com</a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <a href='http://www.google.com'>Google does not endorse this site, and is not associated with it in any way whatsoever.</a>
- </p>
- <p>
- I have added an
- <a href='info'>information page</a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <!-- Archives of mail sent to this site can be found at -->
- <!-- %a{:href => "http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/mail/"} http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/mail/ -->
- <!-- This is the easter egg. -->
- </p>
- <p>
- By the way, http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/search/foo bar will show this page and then redirect users to the Google page for searching on "foo bar", as will many other variants.
- </p>
- <h2>
- <div class='counter'>
- Idiots Served: 2023825
- </div>
- </h2>
- Search Google
- <center>
- <form action='http://www.google.com/custom' method='get' target='_top'>
- <table bgcolor='#ffffff'>
- <tr>
- <td align='left' height='32' nowrap='nowrap' valign='top'>
- <a href='http://www.google.com/'>
- <img align='middle' alt='Google' border='0' src='http://www.google.com/logos/Logo_25wht.gif'>
- </a>
- <input maxlength='255' name='q' size='31' type='text' value=''>
- <input name='sa' type='submit' value='Search'>
- <input name='client' type='hidden' value='pub-5834014132134539'>
- <input name='forid' type='hidden' value='1'>
- <input name='ie' type='hidden' value='UTF-8'>
- <input name='oe' type='hidden' value='UTF-8'>
- <input name='cof' type='hidden' value='GALT:#008000;GL:1;DIV:#336699;VLC:663399;AH:center;BGC:FFFFFF;LBGC:336699;ALC:0000FF;LC:0000FF;T:000000;GFNT:0000FF;GIMP:0000FF;FORID:1;'>
- <input name='hl' type='hidden' value='en'>
- </td>
- </tr>
- </table>
- </form>
- </center>
- Search Google
- </body>
- </html>
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