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respon komen

Apr 13th, 2013
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  1. <?php
  2. $access_token='Token Kalian';
  3. $me = json_decode(danz('https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token='.$access_token.'&fields=id'),true);
  4. $ucapan = gmdate('H',time()+7*3600);
  5. $ucapan = str_replace('01','Met Dini Hari ',$ucapan);
  6. $ucapan = str_replace('02','Met Dini Hari ',$ucapan);
  7. $ucapan = str_replace('03','Met Dini Hari ',$ucapan);
  8. $ucapan = str_replace('04','Met Dini Hari ',$ucapan);
  9. $ucapan = str_replace('05','Met Pagi ',$ucapan);
  10. $ucapan = str_replace('06','Met Pagi ',$ucapan);
  11. $ucapan = str_replace('07','Met Pagi ',$ucapan);
  12. $ucapan = str_replace('08','Met Pagi ',$ucapan);
  13. $ucapan = str_replace('09','Met Pagi ',$ucapan);
  14. $ucapan = str_replace('10','Met Jelang Siang ',$ucapan);
  15. $ucapan = str_replace('10','Met Jelang Siang ',$ucapan);
  16. $ucapan = str_replace('11','Met Siang ',$ucapan);
  17. $ucapan = str_replace('12','Met Siang ',$ucapan);
  18. $ucapan = str_replace('13','Met Siang ',$ucapan);
  19. $ucapan = str_replace('14','Met Siang ',$ucapan);
  20. $ucapan = str_replace('15','Met Sore ',$ucapan);
  21. $ucapan = str_replace('16','Met Sore ',$ucapan);
  22. $ucapan = str_replace('17','Met Petang ',$ucapan);
  23. $ucapan = str_replace('18','Met Petang ',$ucapan);
  24. $ucapan = str_replace('19','Met Malem ',$ucapan);
  25. $ucapan = str_replace('20','Met Malem ',$ucapan);
  26. $ucapan = str_replace('21','Met Malem ',$ucapan);
  27. $ucapan = str_replace('22','Met Malem ',$ucapan);
  28. $ucapan = str_replace('23','Met Malem ',$ucapan);
  29. $ucapan = str_replace('24','Met Malem ',$ucapan);
  30. $ucapan = str_replace('00','Met Malem ',$ucapan);
  31. $stat = json_decode(danz('https://graph.facebook.com/me/feed?fields=id&access_token='.$access_token.'&offset=0&limit=10'),true);
  32. $log = json_encode(file('log.dat'));
  33. for($i=1;$i<=count($stat[data]);$i++){
  34. $com = json_decode(danz('https://graph.facebook.com/'.$stat[data][$i-1][id].'/comments?access_token='.$access_token.'&limit=50&fields=id,from'),true);
  35. if(count($com[data]) > 0){
  36. for($c=1;$c<=count($com[data]);$c++){
  37. $dat = explode($com[data][$c-1][id],$log);
  38. if(count($dat) > 1){
  39. echo'<font color="red">wes di respon<hr/>';
  40. }else{
  41. $logx = $com[data][$c-1][id].'__';
  42. $logy = fopen('log.dat','a');
  43. fwrite($logy,$logx);
  44. fclose($logy);
  45. $gen=json_decode(danz('http://graph.facebook.com/'.$com[data][$c-1][from][id].'?fields=gender'),true);
  46. if($gen[gender] == 'male'){
  47. $arr_gen=array('Mas','Mas Bro','Kang','Mbah','Pak','Maz Bos',);
  48. $gender=$arr_gen[rand(0,5)];
  49. }else{
  50. $arr_gen=array('Mbak','Mbak Yu','Mbak Bro',);
  51. $gender=$arr_gen[rand(0,2)]; }
  52. $exp_nam=explode(' ',$com[data][$c-1][from][name]);
  53. $nama=$gender.' '.$exp_nam[0];
  54. $arr_mess = array(
  55. 'Tthankz ea '.$nama.' Dah mampir di Statusku... '.$ucapan.' '.$nama,
  56. 'Suka deh... '.$nama.' bisa hadir di statusku... '.$ucapan,
  57. $ucapan.' Makasih ea '.$nama.' Jempol + commentnya',
  58. 'Ok '.$nama.' Thankz dah Mampir',
  59. 'Seneng Dweh '.$nama.' dah comment',
  60. 'Baca Koment '.$nama.' Rasanya adhem hehe',
  61. 'aaaaaaaaa ada '.$nama.'... Thnkz '.$nama.' Dah hadir...',
  62. 'Kikuk Kikuk Hehe.... '.$ucapan,
  63. 'Ok Tok Ezz '.$nama.' Makasi eaaa',
  64. $ucapan,
  65. $ucapan.' '.$nama.' Rajin banget Comment Di Statusku xixixixi pizzz....',
  66. 'Yez Yez Yez '.$nama.' dah hadir :D',
  67. 'Andai Saja kamu tau '.$nama.' Setiap Kamu Hadir Di Statusku Rasanya Gimanaaaaaa Gitu',
  68. 'Maap '.$nama.'....!!! Baru mandi neh.... Lom sempet Pake celana Saya.... wakakakakaka',
  69. 'Seneng deh lok ada '.$nama.' Di tiap Statusku Ntar Komen lagi eaaaaa....',
  70. $ucapan.' '.$nama.'...!!! Bapak kamu tukang anu ya....!!! Abisnya lok deket kAmu Bawaanya pengen Anuuuuuuu Gitu',
  71. 'Weeeeeeeeeeeee '.$nama.' Dah hadirrrrr....!! '.$ucapan.' '.$nama.'',
  72. 'klok '.$nama.' Ga komen bisa Gila gua...!! haha :p',
  73. 'Ok sip Laaa...',
  74. 'Ampe jempol Keriting Oeee haha...',
  75. 'Hampir Aja saya Galau klo '.$nama.' Ga comment...!! '.$ucapan.' '.$nama,
  76. 'Thnkz',
  77. 'Sip dah',
  78. 'WoW Bisa terbang',
  79. 'Ngopi dulu '.$nama.'',
  80. ''.$nama.' Suka Sekali yak ama Statusku, sampe terus di Komen :D',
  81. 'Sesama bot Harus rukun ea '.$nama.' ',
  82. 'Sesepi malam tanpa rembulan sehening Lautan tanpa gelombang Begitu pula Statusku Terasa sepi tanpa komentar kamu..... Hahahaha Glodak :D',
  83. 'Dulu Saya suka makan roti.... setelah baca komen '.$nama.' Saya jadi suka makan batu.... Terimakasih '.$nama.'',
  84. 'Dulu Saya susah tidur... Setelah baca komen dari '.$nama.' saya Jarang mandi....',
  85. 'Sudah 3 tahun saya menderita gagal ginjal.... Setelah baca komen '.$nama.' Saya gagal hidup Terimakasih '.$nama.'',
  86. 'Dulu Saya menderita kencing batu... setelah baca komen dari '.$nama.' Batunya saya kumpulin buat bangun Rumah.... Terimakasih '.$nama.'',
  87. 'Dulu Saya sering gonta ganti pasangan Setelah baca komen dari '.$nama.' Saya jadi Sering Gonta ganti kelamin...',
  88. );
  89. $message= '@['.$com[data][$c-1][from][id].':1] => '.$arr_mess[rand(0,count($arr_mess)-1)].'';
  90. if($com[data][$c-1][from][id] != $me[id]) {
  91. danz('https://graph.facebook.com/'.$stat[data][$i-1][id].'/comments?access_token='.$access_token.'&message='.urlencode($message).'&method=post');
  92. danz('https://graph.facebook.com/'.$com[data][$c-1][id].'/likes?access_token='.$access_token.'&method=post');
  93. }
  94. }
  95. }
  96. }else{
  97. echo'Sepi Kumen<br/>';
  98. }
  99. }
  100. function danz($url){
  101. $curl = curl_init();
  102. curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
  103. curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $url);
  104. $ch = curl_exec($curl);
  105. curl_close($curl);
  106. return $ch;
  107. }
  108. ?>
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