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Switch notes

3/3/2017 launch
msrp: $300?!?!?!?!?!
Mobile connectability
>PAID ONLINE?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO REGION LOCK HOLY SHIT
FUCK
HOLY SHIT

LOOK AT THIS FUCK
SHINYA TAKAHASHI
THS IS HIS FAULT
history lesson
man these guys love the color red
Video about basics like docking

Joy-Con is the name of the attachable bits
Switch And Play
Tv Mode
Tabletop mode has Kickstand
hand held mode has joy-con on the screen
battery life average 2.5-6.5 hrs
comes with AC adapter and usb charger
8 switch for local multiplayer

some guy in a suit
general producer man named yoshiaki
joy-con looks very small
R joycon has NFC reader
wow another fucking share button (L Joy-con)
shitty catchphrase

god damn magic trick
OH FUCK IT'S COLORED
Red and Blue
IT HAS A STRAP
R JoyCon has IR camera
HD Rumble
My god it's full of stars

Game demonstrations
WILD GUNMAN?
no games actually
1 2 Switch
Launch title - 3/3/17
Kouichi Kawamoto
probably the bundled software (wii sports, nintendo land type)
party games bois
fuck you and your puns yoshiaki

boxing game
it's called Arms
it's aboxing game called Arms
thanks
punch and shoot mans
hold the controls in thumbs up position
twist hand to curve
tilt to move
HIGH LEVEL TECH
could be neat?
This spring
fuck you and stop puns

oh fuck
oh shit
SPLATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT
2?!
new weapons and stages
Joy-Con or Pro Controller
X brings up map, buttons assigned to team mates to jumpy
Local and online multiplayer
2017 Summer
I swear to god yoshiaki you are god damn pushing it

IT'SA HIM
MAYRO
MAYRO IN REAL PEOPLE?!
HE IS IN MANHATTAN
LOOK AT THOSE YELLOW TAXIS
RUNNING
JUMPING
GOOD LOOKING
PRAISE SHIGGY
SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY
GET OUT YOSHIAKI
>he mentioned sunshine
HOLIDAY 2017

MONOLITH
OH MAN
MORE XENOBLADE?!
YES
anime as hell
Xenoblade 2

FIRE EMBLEM MUSOU

DRAGON QUEST 10 AND 11
DQ Heroes 1 and 2 also coming

SUN MEGUMMY TENDENCY
I can't read the rest :(

SQUEENIX
Original IP?
Project Octopath Traveller

3RD Party Men:
Sega Man
A NATURAL BORN LIAR TODD HOWARD
skyrim is real who would have thought woooow
IT'S MY BOY SUDA51 YES
TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN
NO MORE HEROES ON SWITCH?
EA man and Bill Trinen (translating EA man to japanese)
E - A - SPORTS, IT'S ON THE SWITCH

goodbye Yoshiaki
BOMBERMAN?
DRAGON BALL
LEGO GAME
SONIC 2017
JUST DANCE WAS THERE
FIFA
STREET FIGHTER 2
minecraft

thank you new President man but I miss Iwata still
Product configuration
Includes the Switch, L/R joycon, wrist strap and grip, switch dock, HDMI cable and AC adapter
Pro controller separate
Model with Gray joy-con, other with red/blue joycon. Both Same MSRP

Everybody is saying messages and goodbyes

NEW ZELDA
OH SHIT NEW PRINCESS
OH MAN GORONS
ZORAS
THOSE BIRD DUDES FROM WINDWAKER
OH SHIT
OH FUCK
LAUNCH TITLE?!