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- [clears throat] Welcome.
- 2
- 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:08,277
- You're just in time for our story.
- An epic detective adventure.
- 3
- 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,612
- Sherlock Holmes, the greatest...
- 4
- 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:13,949
- - Oh, let's do "Gnomeo and Juliet" instead!
- - We've already done that.
- 5
- 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,493
- - Hey, hey, I know! "Game of Gnomes"!
- - Or "The Gnome Ranger."
- 6
- 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,453
- No, we're doing this.
- 7
- 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:22,124
- Sherlock Holmes,
- the greatest detective of all time.
- 8
- 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,959
- And ours will be the best ever.
- 9
- 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:26,086
- Because our Sherlock is a... [grunts]
- 10
- 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:28,088
- - Let's do "The Twilight Gnome."
- - No!
- 11
- 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,965
- Or "Spider-Man: Gnomecoming."
- 12
- 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,341
- Or "Indiana Gnomes."
- 13
- 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:35,178
- No!
- Because our Sherlock is a garden gnome!
- 14
- 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,181
- He's a garden gnome! Okay?
- 15
- 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,309
- Why didn't you just say that?
- 16
- 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:41,268
- [exasperated sigh]
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- 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:45,439
- Prepare for a tale of suspense,
- intrigue, and mystery.
- 18
- 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,357
- [both] Ooh, mystery.
- 19
- 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:50,277
- Prepare for "Sherlock Gnomes."
- 20
- 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:58,744
- The final clue. The kidnapped gnomes
- are in the museum.
- 21
- 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,537
- And seconds away from being smashed!
- 22
- 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,873
- We shall see about that.
- 23
- 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,751
- [gnomes yelling]
- 24
- 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,546
- Show yourself, Moriarty!
- 25
- 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,632
- [man] Help, help! I'm stuck!
- 26
- 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,343
- [Moriarty] Oh, Sherlock.
- How can I resist a request like that?
- 27
- 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:18,722
- Ta-da! Here I am!
- Your favorite evil pie mascot.
- 28
- 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,183
- Though I said "evil,"
- I do cry at sad films.
- 29
- 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,976
- I'm very complex. Don't try and get me.
- 30
- 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,686
- Shirley. Could I call you that?
- 31
- 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:28,148
- You are just in time
- to see these gnomes go extinct.
- 32
- 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,567
- [yelping, gasping]
- 33
- 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,736
- This stops now, Moriarty.
- 34
- 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,114
- Oh, be honest, Sherlock.
- You enjoy our little game as much as I do.
- 35
- 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:39,993
- This is no game. I am the sworn protector
- of London's garden gnomes.
- 36
- 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,704
- If you are the sworn protector
- of the city's gnomes,
- 37
- 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:44,665
- then I am their sworn destroyer!
- 38
- 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:47,959
- And we will keep playing
- this little game, Sherlock,
- 39
- 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,754
- until I crush every last gnome in London.
- 40
- 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,548
- I'll stop you until the day I die.
- 41
- 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,801
- Oh, lightbulb moment. What is it?
- 42
- 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,053
- Yeah, today's that day.
- 43
- 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,639
- Come, Sherlock. Come dance with me.
- 44
- 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,432
- [shouts]
- 45
- 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,937
- [both grunting]
- 46
- 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:09,398
- [yelping]
- 47
- 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,524
- [shouts]
- 48
- 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:14,528
- [cackles]
- 49
- 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:15,570
- [gasps]
- 50
- 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,033
- [screams]
- 51
- 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,536
- Ow!
- 52
- 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,037
- No!
- 53
- 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,291
- Fudge buckets.
- 54
- 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,337
- Sherlock!
- 55
- 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,177
- - [all cheering]
- - Hooray, Sherlock! Yay!
- 56
- 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:46,560
- No thanks needed. It is my sworn duty
- to protect you. No hugs.
- 57
- 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:49,604
- - Oh, Watson.
- - Yes, Sherlock?
- 58
- 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,064
- Yours, I believe.
- 59
- 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,865
- It's over, Watson.
- 60
- 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:05,287
- With Moriarty gone, London is once again
- safe for all garden gnomes.
- 61
- 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:11,001
- [pop song playing]
- 62
- 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,262
- [man, woman singing duet]
- 63
- 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,118
- [parking brake clicks]
- 64
- 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,083
- [Grandpa] Our new home in London.
- 65
- 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,960
- [Grandma] Oh, doesn't it look lovely?
- 66
- 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,796
- [Grandpa]
- It's a long way from Stratford-upon-Avon.
- 67
- 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,173
- [Grandma] But a lot closer
- to the grandkids.
- 68
- 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:01,468
- We'll feel better
- once we get our gnomes in the garden.
- 69
- 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:04,179
- [song continues]
- 70
- 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:10,018
- London. A brand-new adventure for us...
- 71
- 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,312
- and our star-crossed lovers,
- 72
- 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,773
- Gnomeo and Juliet.
- 73
- 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,191
- [song ends]
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- 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:19,152
- [Grandpa] Right.
- Let's go out and buy an expensive coffee.
- 75
- 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,946
- That's what people do around here.
- 76
- 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:23,031
- [Grandma] Ooh, yes,
- I've been practicing my order.
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- 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:26,368
- A skinny triple shot soy latte, extra dry.
- 78
- 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,370
- [car doors close]
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- 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,704
- [car drives away]
- 80
- 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,667
- - [oinks]
- - [crows]
- 81
- 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:35,585
- [pig squeals]
- 82
- 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,381
- What a dump!
- 83
- 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,007
- [Nanette yawning]
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- 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,385
- [Fawn] Where's the new garden?
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- 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,971
- [Goons] This is the new garden, Fawn.
- 86
- 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,223
- No, no, I'm going back in the box.
- 87
- 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,558
- This garden is:
- 88
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- This garden is: ☠#?☼▲☀ #
- 89
- 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,936
- Girls! Language.
- 90
- 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,438
- I guess it's a... fixer-upper?
- 91
- 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:59,943
- Well, I think that it's the most
- beautiful garden in the world...
- 92
- 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,320
- because you're standing in it.
- 93
- 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,990
- - Oof, that was super cheesy.
- - Aw, seriously?
- 94
- 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,951
- I practiced that line in the car
- for about ten minutes.
- 95
- 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,120
- [laughing] It was, like, awful.
- 96
- 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:14,082
- Oh, I bet there's a pretty
- good view up there.
- 97
- 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,668
- I'll let you know when I get there first.
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- 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,879
- - [chuckles]
- - Right, come here.
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- [both laughing]
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- Whoa!
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- [exclaims]
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- [song resumes]
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- You win.
- 104
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- Come here.
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- [both laughing]
- 106
- 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,362
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 107
- 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:48,199
- [song continues]
- 108
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- Think of all the adventures
- we're gonna have.
- 109
- 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,547
- Juliet, come down this instant,
- before you fall.
- 110
- 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:03,465
- [song ends]
- 111
- 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:07,093
- When is he gonna realize
- you're the toughest gnome in the garden?
- 112
- 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,304
- Now that was a good line.
- 113
- 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,850
- - [bubbles popping]
- - She loves me. She loves me not.
- 114
- 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,851
- She loves me...
- 115
- 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,353
- Oh, hi, Nanette.
- 116
- 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,022
- Ooh, I think someone's
- got a crush on someone.
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- 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:20,815
- Mmm. Maybe.
- 118
- 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,777
- Oh, well, maybe they have
- a crush on you back.
- 119
- 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,904
- - Do you really think so?
- - I don't know.
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- 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,697
- - I don't know who it is, do I?
- - Oh.
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- 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,908
- - [Lady Bluebury] Gather 'round, everyone.
- - Come on, everybody!
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- 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:31,868
- [sighs]
- 123
- 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,746
- Choppity-chop! We have an announcement.
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- 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:40,210
- Lord Redbrick and I
- are officially retiring.
- 125
- 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:44,422
- We both think a new garden
- is the perfect opportunity
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- to name new leaders.
- 127
- 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,053
- Gnomeo and Juliet.
- 128
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- [both] Us?
- 129
- 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,139
- [cheering]
- 130
- 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:56,309
- Hooray for nepotism. Unbelievable.
- 131
- 00:07:56,601 --> 00:08:01,064
- Gnomeo and Juliet will lead us
- in preparing the garden for winter.
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- 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,818
- As soon as the garden
- blooms in the spring...
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- 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:08,363
- we'll have a Seedling Ceremony
- to celebrate.
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- 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,532
- - Come along, dear.
- - Ooh.
- 135
- 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,994
- Look at this place. Isn't it perfect?
- 136
- 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,245
- [scoffs] It's awful.
- 137
- 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,164
- Unbelievably awful. But it is ours.
- 138
- 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,250
- Yeah, it's ours.
- 139
- 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,586
- And I'm gonna show this garden
- who's boss. [shouts]
- 140
- 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,672
- [both grunting]
- 141
- 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:31,594
- Hmm.
- 142
- 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:35,056
- Watson!
- Look what you've done to the globe.
- 143
- 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,517
- Me? You're the one who kicked it.
- 144
- 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:41,312
- Because you ducked. The very reason you're
- wearing padding is so I can kick you.
- 145
- 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,314
- I am not your punching bag!
- 146
- 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,275
- Don't be absurd. Of course you are.
- 147
- 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,736
- Oh, how I miss having a proper enemy.
- 148
- 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:50,488
- Well, I'm sorry I'm not Moriarty.
- 149
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- [moos] Sherlock! Watson!
- Just look at this mess!
- 150
- 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,286
- How many times have I told you?
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- If you want to practice fighting,
- do it outside!
- 152
- 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,541
- - [Watson] We're sorry, Mrs. Udderson.
- - [gate opens, shuts]
- 153
- 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,918
- Sherlock Gnomes! Sherlock Gnomes!
- 154
- 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,754
- And Dr... Ooh! Oof!
- 155
- 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,380
- [Sherlock] Finally, a new case.
- 156
- 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,090
- - What seems to be the trouble?
- - It's my friends.
- 157
- 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:13,595
- All my friends. The whole garden.
- They've disappeared. They're all gone!
- 158
- 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,013
- A whole garden?
- 159
- 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:18,141
- Watson, gnomes are in danger.
- To the scene of the crime.
- 160
- 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,727
- [news anchor] Breaking news!
- While London prepares
- 161
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- for its largest fireworks display ever...
- 162
- 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:25,815
- something barely newsworthy
- is happening in London's gardens.
- 163
- 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,026
- Someone is stealing innocent gnomes.
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- 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:31,905
- Like Barry. Barry was just sitting there,
- doing nothing. Now he's gone.
- 165
- 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,032
- And Barry is just the tip of the iceberg.
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- 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,951
- Susan, Tim, Brad, gone.
- 167
- 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,746
- This weird gnome
- with his sparkly piano, gone!
- 168
- 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:43,917
- These gnomes on a pig.
- I hope that's not ham on that pizza.
- 169
- 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,878
- All gone! The list goes on.
- 170
- 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,379
- When contacted, the police said:
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- 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,341
- [woman, on phone] We have no time
- for this. Please don't contact us again.
- 172
- 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,300
- [dial tone]
- 173
- 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,927
- [news anchor] They're clearly swamped.
- 174
- 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:57,180
- Some say it's a job for Sherlock Gnomes.
- 175
- 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,225
- Others say it's a slow news day.
- 176
- 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:04,437
- [man yawns, groans]
- 177
- 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,856
- All right, Barbara, time for bed.
- 178
- 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,149
- [cat meows]
- 179
- 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,655
- [groans] Humans are tiresomely naïve.
- 180
- 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:17,200
- It is an ornamental crime on a scale
- we have never seen before.
- 181
- 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,370
- This garden alone lost ten gnomes today.
- 182
- 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,668
- Grass, perfectly even. Soil, undisturbed.
- 183
- 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,170
- Ant colony, thriving.
- 184
- 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,590
- - Do you see it, Watson?
- - Yes, there are no footprints.
- 185
- 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,717
- [sniffing] Hmm.
- 186
- 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,721
- Hmm. [spits]
- 187
- 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:42,016
- Someone kidnapped all the gnomes
- from this backyard...
- 188
- 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:45,687
- without leaving a single footprint.
- 189
- 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:47,564
- [sighs]
- 190
- 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:48,857
- Hmph.
- 191
- 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,611
- [Benny sighs] A gnome can dream.
- 192
- 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,738
- - [Nanette] Benny.
- - Aye? [exclaims]
- 193
- 00:10:56,698 --> 00:11:01,244
- So, have you talked to the lucky lady yet?
- Told your mystery crush you adore her?
- 194
- 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,788
- Funny you should say that. No.
- 195
- 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,082
- Why not? Is she that scary? Is she?
- 196
- 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,001
- She can be. [chuckles]
- 197
- 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,171
- [sighs] La vida buena.
- 198
- 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,464
- [Gnomeo] Don't work too hard, Mankini.
- 199
- 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,091
- You've only been lying there
- for four days.
- 200
- 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,093
- Sun's out, buns out!
- 201
- 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,305
- I'm okay.
- 202
- 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,143
- Hey, we said we'd plant these
- next to the shed, remember?
- 203
- 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,312
- Yeah, but they look better there.
- 204
- 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,523
- Oh, all right. I suppose.
- 205
- 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,025
- Let me help you with that.
- 206
- 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,943
- Whoa! Hey! [grunts]
- 207
- 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,738
- - I feel sick.
- - Me, too.
- 208
- 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:40,408
- This garden is still missing something.
- Something special.
- 209
- 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,036
- Oh, I was just thinking that.
- You know what would be great?
- 210
- 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,413
- Something that will tie
- the whole garden together.
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- 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,958
- What about... a new centerpiece?
- 212
- 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,084
- [Goon] I'm gonna throw up.
- 213
- 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,837
- I've got it. We need a new centerpiece.
- 214
- 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,964
- That's exactly what I just said.
- 215
- 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,967
- Never mind, great minds think alike.
- Am I right?
- 216
- 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,428
- There's so much to do.
- I better get started on it.
- 217
- 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:02,972
- Awkward.
- 218
- 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,227
- - [sighs]
- - Don't you worry. I know her.
- 219
- 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,938
- And she was hanging on to your every word.
- 220
- 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,856
- I think he bought it.
- 221
- 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,274
- Ever since we took over the garden,
- 222
- 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,152
- it's like she's not listening to me
- anymore.
- 223
- 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:22,325
- Eh? Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening.
- But I have got an idea.
- 224
- 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,745
- You should do a grand romantic gesture.
- 225
- 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,872
- Something reckless and life-threatening.
- 226
- 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,585
- [gasps] I've got it!
- 227
- 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:37,048
- Go to the zoo and steal a lion!
- Then fight the lion in front of Juliet.
- 228
- 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,841
- I am not fighting a lion.
- 229
- 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:43,221
- It doesn't have to be a lion.
- It could be a tiger, or an angry penguin.
- 230
- 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,556
- It's either that or flowers.
- 231
- 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,560
- That's it! I'll get her our special flower
- for the centerpiece.
- 232
- 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,437
- Nanette, you're a genius.
- 233
- 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,397
- Mwah!
- 234
- 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,816
- Oi, Benny, can you give me a hand
- with something?
- 235
- 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,693
- Step into my office.
- 236
- 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,194
- [grunts]
- 237
- 00:12:58,945 --> 00:12:59,904
- [sighs]
- 238
- 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,116
- [humming]
- 239
- 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:08,621
- The previous owners left a bunch
- of amazing electronics in here.
- 240
- 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:09,831
- [vocalizing]
- 241
- 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,124
- - [chimes]
- - Ta-da!
- 242
- 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,294
- ♪ Benny and Nanette
- Benny and Nanette ♪
- 243
- 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,504
- It was on the computer when I found it.
- 244
- 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,381
- Yeah, mate. Yeah, sure it was.
- 245
- 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,551
- Right. Image search.
- 246
- 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,262
- All right, type in "Cupid's Arrow Orchid".
- 247
- 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,638
- [keyboard clicking]
- 248
- 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,348
- You just have to hit it. Just click it.
- 249
- 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,892
- Just click the thing! You don't have
- to type the whole sent... All right.
- 250
- 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,437
- Tell me when you see it.
- 251
- 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,855
- That's the one!
- 252
- 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,025
- First time we met we was trying
- to get one of those. [chuckles]
- 253
- 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,777
- So, we just need to find a flower shop
- that sells them.
- 254
- 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,741
- Zero-point-eight miles.
- 255
- 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:48,202
- And looks like there's a massive blue line
- on the ground you can follow.
- 256
- 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,412
- Isn't that handy?
- 257
- 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,705
- Let's do this.
- 258
- 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,214
- I'll have eyes and ears on you
- at all times.
- 259
- 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,718
- All right, mate?
- Let's go liberate a flower!
- 260
- 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,970
- [overlapping chatter]
- 261
- 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,764
- [police officer whistling]
- 262
- 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,195
- [Benny] Tiny Dancer, come in, Tiny Dancer.
- 263
- 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,864
- This is Benny 101
- dash brackets the Benlord
- 264
- 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,868
- closed brackets exclamation mark
- smiley-face emoji dollar sign dollar sign.
- 265
- 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,372
- - You have got to pick another code name.
- - There's no time.
- 266
- 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,552
- Benny, can you...
- 267
- 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:50,473
- Benny 101 dash brackets the Benlord
- closed brackets exclamation mark
- 268
- 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,518
- smiley-face emoji dollar sign dollar sign.
- Yes?
- 269
- 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,602
- [sighs]
- 270
- 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,688
- Can you pull up the shop's blueprints
- and show me the best entry points?
- 271
- 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,148
- Yes, I can.
- 272
- 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,691
- No, I can't.
- 273
- 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,360
- You ca... [groans]
- 274
- 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,696
- I see a ventilation shaft.
- Will that get me inside?
- 275
- 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,866
- - [computer winding down]
- - Ooh.
- 276
- 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:12,161
- I have no idea. It might. Over.
- 277
- 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:15,998
- All right, I'm in.
- 278
- 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,959
- Nice work, Tiny Dancer.
- 279
- 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,673
- [chuckles]
- 280
- 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,341
- [Benny]
- Ooh, that must be the burglar alarm.
- 281
- 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,509
- What's your plan, Tiny D?
- 282
- 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:30,721
- Just the usual. Totally wing it, risk life
- and limb, escape by the skin of my teeth.
- 283
- 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,723
- I call it "pulling a Gnomeo."
- 284
- 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,354
- And, uh, don't call me Tiny D.
- 285
- 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,319
- [chuckles]
- 286
- 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,033
- [straining]
- 287
- 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,871
- Gnomeo? Hey, Benny, have you seen Gnomeo?
- 288
- 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,039
- - No! Well, maybe.
- - [Gnomeo grunting]
- 289
- 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,501
- Is that Gnomeo? He left the garden?
- 290
- 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,336
- - Where is he? What is he doing?
- - Oh, no.
- 291
- 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:05,798
- [exhales]
- 292
- 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,217
- - [creaking]
- - Oh, fertilizer.
- 293
- 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,262
- - [alarm blaring]
- - [grunts]
- 294
- 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,223
- [panting]
- 295
- 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,562
- Next time,
- remember to have an escape plan.
- 296
- 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,356
- If there is a next time.
- 297
- 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,617
- [gasping]
- 298
- 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,705
- Hurry.
- 299
- 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,082
- [thunder rumbling]
- 300
- 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,587
- [Sherlock] Eight gardens of gnomes
- vanish into thin air.
- 301
- 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:49,133
- No clues.
- Not so much as a single footprint.
- 302
- 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,178
- There is only one ornament
- evil enough and brilliant enough
- 303
- 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,056
- to pull off such a diabolical scheme.
- 304
- 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,557
- Moriarty!
- 305
- 00:16:56,641 --> 00:17:00,686
- Moriarty? But that's impossible.
- Moriarty was smashed. We saw it.
- 306
- 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,565
- We can't have seen the complete picture.
- He's alive.
- 307
- 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,817
- How could he possibly have survived?
- 308
- 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,987
- Anyway, Moriarty always left us a clue,
- his calling card.
- 309
- 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:13,824
- Yes. What am I missing?
- 310
- 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:14,867
- [gasps]
- 311
- 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,244
- Watson, give me your map.
- 312
- 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,251
- The gnomes that just moved in...
- where do they live?
- 313
- 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,086
- I believe right here.
- 314
- 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:29,048
- A-ha! Do you see, Watson?
- Moriarty has left his calling card...
- 315
- 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:35,096
- "M!" Hurry, Watson!
- Those gnomes are in terrible danger.
- 316
- 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,724
- [thunderclaps]
- 317
- 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,435
- Juliet! Wait! Stop! I...
- 318
- 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,230
- I can explain.
- 319
- 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,107
- [Juliet] What on earth were you thinking?
- 320
- 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,692
- [Gnomeo] I was getting this!
- 321
- 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,193
- Remember this?
- 322
- 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,779
- You risked getting smashed
- for some flower?
- 323
- 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,199
- Not some flower, our flower.
- I... I did this for you.
- 324
- 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,451
- You did this for me? For me?
- 325
- 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,538
- I've got responsibilities.
- I don't have time for this!
- 326
- 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,081
- No, you just don't have time for us.
- 327
- 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,793
- There will be plenty of time for us
- after I get the garden ready.
- 328
- 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,754
- Unbelievable! What do you care more
- about, the garden or me?
- 329
- 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,007
- - You're being ridiculous!
- - That is not an answer.
- 330
- 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,093
- The garden can't wait and you can!
- 331
- 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:22,018
- [Benny] Gnomeo, help!
- There's something here! It's a... Whaaah!
- 332
- 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,561
- Benny! What's going on?
- 333
- 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,992
- - Dad!
- - Mom!
- 334
- 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,535
- - Nanette!
- - Benny!
- 335
- 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,329
- Ju, they're all gone.
- 336
- 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,581
- We're too late.
- 337
- 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,458
- Please step back.
- 338
- 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,959
- This is an active crime scene.
- 339
- 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,962
- Hey, who are you
- and what are you doing in our garden?
- 340
- 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,466
- Your garden? Where were the two of you
- when this happened?
- 341
- 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,801
- Oh, they were having a lovers' quarrel.
- 342
- 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:59,180
- See how she's facing away from him?
- She's angry with him.
- 343
- 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,224
- The flower in his hand was intended
- as a romantic gesture,
- 344
- 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,852
- a desperate act
- that predictably backfired.
- 345
- 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:05,811
- Oi!
- 346
- 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,980
- Watson, search the west quadrant.
- 347
- 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:12,026
- If that fiend is behind this,
- he will have left his calling card.
- 348
- 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,402
- What's this?
- 349
- 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:18,032
- - Let me see that.
- - Tell me what it is.
- 350
- 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,535
- It's a clue. It will lead us
- to our next destination.
- 351
- 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:25,498
- If you ever want to see your friends
- and family again, you'll hand it over.
- 352
- 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,672
- The nine.
- 353
- 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,132
- There is a slight crack in its leg.
- 354
- 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:39,887
- Hmm. Where have I seen
- this particular nine before?
- 355
- 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,015
- Nine, nine, nine, nine...
- 356
- 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,851
- [overlapping, echoing]
- 357
- 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,741
- [bell dinging]
- 358
- 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,619
- Nine! [laughs] I've got it!
- 359
- 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,162
- To Chinatown, Watson.
- 360
- 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,290
- The game is afoot.
- 361
- 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,001
- Mate, you're going nowhere...
- 362
- 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,003
- [yelps, grunts]
- 363
- 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,922
- Stay here! We're on the case.
- 364
- 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:18,175
- - What a complete and total...
- - Get up. We're going after them.
- 365
- 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,055
- [Juliet] Wait!
- 366
- 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:30,730
- [exclaims]
- 367
- 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,481
- [cane beeps]
- 368
- 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,276
- [cane beeps]
- 369
- 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,153
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
- 370
- 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,283
- Wait!
- 371
- 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,911
- All ahead full, Watson.
- 372
- 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,874
- [Juliet] No, wait for us!
- 373
- 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,836
- Hold on!
- 374
- 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,921
- Forget them!
- We can handle this ourselves.
- 375
- 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,424
- Or do the exact opposite. Your call.
- 376
- 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,551
- [Sherlock]
- Keep those tablets coming, Watson.
- 377
- 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,477
- The water level. It's dropping.
- 378
- 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,604
- Cut the engines!
- 379
- 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,776
- Now tell us
- what happened to our family.
- 380
- 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,111
- We don't have time for this.
- Will you please step aside?
- 381
- 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,905
- Not until you tell us what's going on.
- 382
- 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,072
- - [rumbling]
- - Hmm?
- 383
- 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,450
- - Too late.
- - [Gnomeo] What's too late?
- 384
- 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,118
- - [squeaking]
- - Oh, here they come.
- 385
- 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:30,080
- And now we have a rat problem,
- thanks to these meddlesome amateurs.
- 386
- 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,248
- [gasps]
- 387
- 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,876
- [Sherlock]
- If you don't want to get trampled,
- 388
- 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,795
- I suggest you help Watson pull.
- 389
- 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,755
- Come on! Give me a hand.
- 390
- 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,132
- [rats squeaking]
- 391
- 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,679
- Oh, phew.
- 392
- 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,848
- "Phew"? Young gnome.
- 393
- 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:51,018
- What exactly do you think
- those rats were running from?
- 394
- 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,144
- Oh, no.
- 395
- 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:57,483
- [all yelling, grunting]
- 396
- 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,072
- There! That's our way out!
- 397
- 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,158
- Sherlock! Hold on!
- 398
- 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,253
- [metal scraping]
- 399
- 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,423
- [all grunting]
- 400
- 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,887
- [panting]
- 401
- 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,267
- [yelps]
- 402
- 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,309
- Are you okay?
- 403
- 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,729
- You were saying something about
- "meddlesome amateurs"?
- 404
- 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:38,107
- I stand by that assessment.
- 405
- 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:42,069
- But if you insist on meddling, perhaps
- you could supplement Watson's efforts.
- 406
- 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,280
- How thoughtful.
- 407
- 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,782
- - What did you say your names were?
- - We didn't.
- 408
- 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,242
- - I'm Gnomeo.
- - Juliet.
- 409
- 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,370
- I'm Sherlock Gnomes,
- the world's first consulting detective
- 410
- 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,706
- and sworn protector
- of London's garden gnomes.
- 411
- 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,916
- - And I am...
- - No time for that now, Watson.
- 412
- 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,210
- To the surface!
- We've not a moment to lose.
- 413
- 00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,295
- Hmph.
- 414
- 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:03,966
- Look, now we're on the team,
- how about you tell us what's going on?
- 415
- 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,217
- Starting with this.
- 416
- 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:09,346
- The "M" stands for
- Sherlock's archenemy, Moriarty.
- 417
- 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:13,100
- [chorus] ♪ Moriarty's pies
- The taste that makes you smile ♪
- 418
- 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:16,604
- ♪ Filled with goobarb syrup
- Makes you eat it all the while ♪
- 419
- 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:20,232
- [Watson] Some ornaments
- are just manufactured evil.
- 420
- 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:24,486
- And Moriarty
- was the most evil of the lot.
- 421
- 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,071
- - [screaming]
- - [flowerpot breaks]
- 422
- 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,072
- [giggles]
- 423
- 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:30,868
- For years, Moriarty terrorized
- the ornamental world...
- 424
- 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:31,994
- [gnome screams]
- 425
- 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:33,454
- Oh.
- 426
- 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:36,790
- ...until he met his match
- in Sherlock Gnomes.
- 427
- 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,293
- - Suddenly he had a worthy opponent.
- - Hmm.
- 428
- 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,754
- And beating Sherlock
- became his obsession.
- 429
- 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:44,673
- So Moriarty began to play
- his terrible game.
- 430
- 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,468
- He would kidnap gnomes...
- 431
- 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,555
- leave a trail of clues
- as to their location...
- 432
- 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:57,144
- and challenge us to find them
- within 24 hours or he'd smash them.
- 433
- 00:23:57,227 --> 00:24:00,689
- - He's gonna smash our friends and family?
- - How do we stop him?
- 434
- 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,691
- We play his game. For now.
- 435
- 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,611
- We follow his trail of clues
- and find the gnomes.
- 436
- 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:07,696
- [chatter and passing traffic]
- 437
- 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:16,747
- [light crackling]
- 438
- 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,208
- [Sherlock] The 9 with a crack in its leg.
- 439
- 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:25,339
- Just as I remembered.
- Curly Fu's Emporium.
- 440
- 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,424
- Let's go 'round the back.
- 441
- 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:34,348
- [grunts] The next clue will be inside.
- 442
- 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,518
- - [video game sound effects]
- - [man speaking Mandarin]
- 443
- 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:45,359
- If you recall, the last time we were here
- it was a bit of a catastrophe.
- 444
- 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:49,488
- Yes. I have a memory
- of some slight unpleasantness.
- 445
- 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,156
- - [explosion in video game]
- - [man speaking Mandarin]
- 446
- 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,829
- Put these on so we don't get spotted.
- 447
- 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,249
- Now, just act natural.
- 448
- 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,127
- - [music playing]
- - [overlapping chatter]
- 449
- 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,132
- - [Gnomeo] I think that suits you.
- - [Juliet shushing] Focus.
- 450
- 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:11,677
- [Sherlock] There, you see?
- We're blending in perfectly.
- 451
- 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,306
- [speaking Mandarin]
- 452
- 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,684
- [gong sounds]
- 453
- 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,194
- I'm fairly sure we've been spotted.
- 454
- 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,825
- [straining]
- 455
- 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,663
- [ornaments speaking Mandarin]
- 456
- 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:49,798
- Her Highness,
- the Grand Empress dowager Pom-Pom!
- 457
- 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,259
- [imitating trumpet fanfare]
- 458
- 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:54,595
- [meows]
- 459
- 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:58,348
- Empress Pom-Pom remembers you,
- Sherlock Gnomes.
- 460
- 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:00,601
- - Oh, good, good.
- - [Pom-Pom yowls]
- 461
- 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,061
- Not fondly.
- 462
- 00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:04,480
- Ah. Well, that's less good, isn't it?
- 463
- 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:08,317
- I see you got the orchid I sent
- to apologize for our last encounter.
- 464
- 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,318
- [meows]
- 465
- 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,569
- A gracious gift.
- 466
- 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:14,990
- But you are not the one
- who offended the Empress, Sherlock is.
- 467
- 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,536
- As such, I'm afraid
- I must ask you all to leave.
- 468
- 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,872
- Shake it, shake it, shake it.
- Out, out, out!
- 469
- 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,332
- He's very sorry.
- 470
- 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,042
- Tell her how sorry you are.
- 471
- 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,003
- I'm sorry that I wasted my time
- solving your case.
- 472
- 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,798
- Now, technically, that was an apology.
- 473
- 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,258
- Dozens of gnomes are in danger,
- 474
- 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:37,638
- so would you kindly step aside
- and let me continue my investigation?
- 475
- 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:40,265
- [meowing]
- 476
- 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,643
- [growls]
- 477
- 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:44,353
- No.
- 478
- 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:45,854
- [growling
- 479
- 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:50,025
- Please. We just need to take
- a look around. It's very important.
- 480
- 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,402
- Wait, wait, wait. Let me explain.
- 481
- 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,114
- Wait. I'm warning you. Back off!
- 482
- 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:56,990
- [screams]
- 483
- 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,034
- [yowls]
- 484
- 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,912
- - [yowls]
- - [ornaments gasp]
- 485
- 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:05,457
- [yowls]
- 486
- 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:06,625
- Guards!
- 487
- 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:15,134
- Watson, you fend them off.
- I'm going clue hunting.
- 488
- 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,802
- Right. Here we go again.
- 489
- 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,929
- You help Watson, I'll help Sherlock.
- 490
- 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,973
- - Huh? Oh, great.
- - You can handle it.
- 491
- 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,933
- I was always
- more of a dog person anyway.
- 492
- 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,523
- - What are you looking for?
- - An assistant who asks fewer questions!
- 493
- 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,151
- - [Juliet] Are you always this rude?
- - [Sherlock] That's a question.
- 494
- 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:33,861
- A-ha!
- 495
- 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:35,654
- That should not be here.
- 496
- 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:39,575
- A clock is a terribly offensive gift
- in Chinese culture.
- 497
- 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:40,993
- [cuckoo call]
- 498
- 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:42,995
- How cryptic.
- 499
- 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,538
- [sniffs] Ooh.
- 500
- 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,081
- Classic Moriarty.
- 501
- 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:48,041
- - A plane? Is that the clue?
- - "NV."
- 502
- 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,918
- All part of Moriarty's game.
- 503
- 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,421
- Curious. A different pattern.
- 504
- 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,298
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Let me see that.
- 505
- 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,550
- Miss Juliet, you must trust me.
- 506
- 00:27:56,633 --> 00:28:00,512
- My methods may be unconventional,
- but I will find your family and friends.
- 507
- 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,264
- - [snarling and yowling]
- - Um...
- 508
- 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,473
- we should go.
- 509
- 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:06,185
- [rock song playing]
- 510
- 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,104
- Other way!
- 511
- 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,363
- Suction cups.
- 512
- 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,449
- [grunts, sighs] Ooh!
- 513
- 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,910
- Paper lanterns. That might work.
- 514
- 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,955
- [man singing]
- 515
- 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,082
- [Watson] Gnomeo!
- 516
- 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,047
- This way. Hurry up.
- 517
- 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:39,843
- [snarling and yowling]
- 518
- 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,804
- Watson, that lamp across the street.
- 519
- 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,355
- Put these on. Follow me! Quickly now.
- 520
- 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,567
- [song continues]
- 521
- 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,115
- You may want to go faster.
- 522
- 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,575
- Thanks for the tip.
- 523
- 00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:06,328
- [grunting]
- 524
- 00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,288
- [song ends]
- 525
- 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:09,831
- Come on!
- 526
- 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,043
- [grunts]
- 527
- 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,631
- Come on! Bring your lanterns.
- 528
- 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,599
- Get ready with those suction cups.
- On my mark.
- 529
- 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:29,851
- Wait, what are we doing?
- 530
- 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,270
- Jumping, of course.
- 531
- 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:32,521
- [gasps]
- 532
- 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:40,570
- [Juliet] Have you solved the clue?
- Where are we going next?
- 533
- 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:43,615
- [Sherlock] I'll explain later.
- Right now, just hold on.
- 534
- 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,246
- We'll have to jump onto that tree!
- 535
- 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,797
- [Watson] The Natural History Museum.
- 536
- 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,966
- The site of our last showdown
- with Moriarty.
- 537
- 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:03,510
- Of course!
- That's where the clue is leading us.
- 538
- 00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:07,347
- Oh, don't be absurd. Moriarty would
- never choose such an obvious location.
- 539
- 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,641
- All right, smart guy, what's your plan?
- 540
- 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:14,146
- Well, if you must know, we are going
- to the De Jong Modern Art Gallery.
- 541
- 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:17,524
- I haven't cracked the latest clue yet,
- and the art helps me ruminate.
- 542
- 00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:20,068
- That's your plan? Art and thinking?
- 543
- 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,279
- The museum's right there.
- Let's just go check it out.
- 544
- 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:26,241
- Mate, think about it. You beat this guy
- in the museum, and now he wants revenge.
- 545
- 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:30,370
- Don't you get it? He's waiting for you
- at the museum, he wants a rematch.
- 546
- 00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,372
- - [Gnomeo echoing, distorted]
- - [classical music playing]
- 547
- 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,303
- Plus, we can get in right there.
- 548
- 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:50,932
- Are you...? Is he even listening to me?
- He's not. Look.
- 549
- 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:52,809
- [musical flourish]
- 550
- 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:56,146
- Oh, good, you stopped talking.
- Now we can go to the gallery.
- 551
- 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:59,316
- You know what? Good luck with that.
- We're going to the museum.
- 552
- 00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:02,027
- Let's just go to the gallery.
- 553
- 00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:06,656
- Are you serious?
- You're seriously choosing him over me?
- 554
- 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:10,660
- I'm not choosing anyone. Sherlock knows
- this Moriarty guy and you don't.
- 555
- 00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:13,538
- We're supposed to be a team.
- Gnomeo and Juliet, remember?
- 556
- 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,040
- We are a team.
- 557
- 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:18,585
- It doesn't feel like it. It hasn't
- felt like it since we moved here.
- 558
- 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,337
- [sighs] Oh, Gnomeo.
- 559
- 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,672
- Are you with me or not?
- 560
- 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:25,008
- Don't do this.
- 561
- 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,469
- And there it is.
- 562
- 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:29,388
- I...
- 563
- 00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,681
- Good. Now we can go to the gallery.
- 564
- 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:34,893
- - Should we go after him?
- - No! No, we should not.
- 565
- 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,269
- But you may.
- 566
- 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,980
- Oh, Sherlock Gnomes.
- 567
- 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,400
- Don't worry. I'll get him back.
- 568
- 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:02,504
- [creaking]
- 569
- 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,798
- Gnomeo!
- 570
- 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,425
- Gnomeo?
- 571
- 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,096
- Oh, don't make me say it.
- 572
- 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,974
- Wherefore art thou, Gnomeo?
- 573
- 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:16,518
- - You all right, mate?
- - Oh! Cheese and crackers!
- 574
- 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:17,853
- Oh, it's just you.
- 575
- 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,647
- We were hoping
- you'd join us at the gallery.
- 576
- 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:24,526
- Not gonna happen, mate. We are right
- about the museum. Let's show 'em.
- 577
- 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:33,118
- Why do you keep looking back?
- He just severed your partnership.
- 578
- 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:35,662
- We didn't break up. It was just a fight.
- 579
- 00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:38,540
- - Hmm.
- - What exactly does "Hmm" mean?
- 580
- 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,584
- It means you were young and in love,
- 581
- 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:44,337
- but your new garden duties were too much
- for a young couple to handle.
- 582
- 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:47,132
- Likelihood of a breakup: 99%.
- 583
- 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,925
- 99%?
- 584
- 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:50,510
- I rounded down.
- 585
- 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:55,432
- [sighs] Look, you just focus
- on finding my friends and family.
- 586
- 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,225
- Gnomeo and I will be fine.
- 587
- 00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,728
- - [distant flutter]
- - [gasps]
- 588
- 00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:06,902
- - Did you see that?
- - No footprints. Of course.
- 589
- 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,153
- [clattering]
- 590
- 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:09,905
- [Sherlock] Oh, no. Quickly.
- 591
- 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,701
- [Watson] Look, I know you're angry.
- 592
- 00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:17,662
- [Gnomeo] How would you feel? It's like
- she doesn't even care about me!
- 593
- 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:21,124
- A partner who takes you for granted.
- Can't think of what that's like.
- 594
- 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,792
- I don't know how you put up
- with that gnome.
- 595
- 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:24,836
- If we had six months,
- I'd list all his faults.
- 596
- 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,215
- But despite them,
- he is a brilliant detective.
- 597
- 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,467
- We all have our good sides
- and bad sides.
- 598
- 00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:32,761
- Sherlock, Miss Juliet...
- 599
- 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,095
- me.
- 600
- 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:38,099
- [sighs] You're right.
- I shouldn't have left her.
- 601
- 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,393
- I need to go back.
- I need to make this right.
- 602
- 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:41,770
- [flutter]
- 603
- 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,105
- [footsteps]
- 604
- 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,361
- What is that?
- 605
- 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:54,574
- I'm a gargoyle, mate!
- Also, your worst nightmare!
- 606
- 00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:55,825
- - [yelps]
- - [gargoyle laughs]
- 607
- 00:33:58,203 --> 00:33:59,204
- Come here!
- 608
- 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,835
- Go on. Run.
- 609
- 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:11,508
- You're never gonna get away
- on those stubby little legs! [cackling]
- 610
- 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:17,055
- [panting]
- 611
- 00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,976
- - Up there!
- - [gargoyle cackling]
- 612
- 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,270
- - [Watson exclaims]
- - [growls]
- 613
- 00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:26,565
- [groans]
- 614
- 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,692
- Oi, ugly! Over here!
- 615
- 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:29,818
- Go!
- 616
- 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,319
- Ugly, am I?
- 617
- 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:32,571
- [grunts]
- 618
- 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:34,239
- Gotcha.
- 619
- 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,950
- Uh... do you know up close
- you're actually quite handsome?
- 620
- 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:37,993
- Whoa!
- 621
- 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,536
- [man whistling]
- 622
- 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:41,121
- Now. Let's go.
- 623
- 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:45,750
- [wings flutter]
- 624
- 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,377
- [both gasp]
- 625
- 00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:50,714
- [straining]
- 626
- 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:51,631
- [yelps]
- 627
- 00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:53,717
- [gasps] Gnomeo!
- 628
- 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,684
- [exclaims]
- 629
- 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:11,610
- [yelping]
- 630
- 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:12,819
- [screams]
- 631
- 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:14,821
- [shattering]
- 632
- 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,324
- [muffled cry]
- 633
- 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,491
- Watson.
- 634
- 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:20,201
- [snarls]
- 635
- 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:24,164
- No.
- 636
- 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,417
- [sobs]
- 637
- 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,420
- Come along, Miss Juliet.
- 638
- 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,466
- We must keep going.
- 639
- 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,720
- All those gnomes are depending on us.
- 640
- 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,098
- [Juliet] Sherlock,
- I don't know what to say.
- 641
- 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,142
- I can't imagine what you're feeling.
- 642
- 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:47,771
- This is the darkest day of my career.
- 643
- 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:52,400
- I cannot believe that Moriarty
- is working with gargoyles!
- 644
- 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,152
- Wait, what?
- 645
- 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:57,405
- As soon as this case is over,
- I must retrieve Watson's map.
- 646
- 00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:01,368
- That's what you care about?
- Gargoyles and some stupid map?
- 647
- 00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:03,578
- It's one of a kind. In the wrong hands...
- 648
- 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:06,748
- Gnomeo got taken. He is gone!
- 649
- 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:10,168
- And Watson just got smashed.
- Why aren't you sad or angry?
- 650
- 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:13,630
- Sadness and anger will not help me
- save one single gnome.
- 651
- 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:16,341
- Emotion is the enemy of logic.
- 652
- 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:17,967
- That is not an answer.
- 653
- 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:20,762
- The case can't wait. You can.
- 654
- 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,014
- [gasps, sighs]
- 655
- 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:30,647
- [sighs]
- 656
- 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,701
- [pop ballad playing]
- 657
- 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:45,954
- [man singing]
- 658
- 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,437
- [singing stops]
- 659
- 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,606
- Oh, Gnomeo.
- 660
- 00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:24,117
- Oi! Ronnie!
- 661
- 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,286
- This one's a handful.
- 662
- 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,288
- What, I got to babysit?
- 663
- 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:31,624
- And you get to do all the creeping
- and the kidnapping and fun stuff?
- 664
- 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,544
- Two words, Reggie: un... fair.
- 665
- 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:38,923
- The boss likes me more than he likes you.
- I can't help that.
- 666
- 00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,008
- [chuckles]
- 667
- 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:41,760
- [mocking]
- 668
- 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,846
- Let me out, you big...
- 669
- 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,140
- - [pop song playing]
- - [man singing]
- 670
- 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,017
- Yay!
- 671
- 00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,852
- - Whoo, whoo, whoo!
- - Yeah!
- 672
- 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:53,438
- Whoo! Yay!
- 673
- 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:57,609
- Yay!
- 674
- 00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:59,402
- [cheering]
- 675
- 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:02,989
- - Gnomeo.
- - Mum!
- 676
- 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:06,075
- Oh, thank goodness.
- Did those awful monsters hurt you?
- 677
- 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,368
- Mum, I'm fine.
- 678
- 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,829
- Juliet's not with you.
- Where is she? Is she okay?
- 679
- 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:13,416
- I don't know. We split up
- and I need to get back to her.
- 680
- 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,168
- [gasps] She dumped you. I knew it!
- 681
- 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:18,296
- I don't know why you thought you could
- fix things with a grand romantic gesture.
- 682
- 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,923
- That is just dumb.
- 683
- 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:21,508
- Talk about pulling a Gnomeo!
- 684
- 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:23,468
- She didn't dump me, no thanks to you.
- 685
- 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,929
- Wait. "Pulling a Gnomeo"
- means doing something cool.
- 686
- 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:29,933
- Oh, yeah. Right. That's totally
- how we all use that phrase.
- 687
- 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:32,936
- [song continues]
- 688
- 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,395
- What's going on here?
- 689
- 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:39,025
- Apparently gnomes were going missing.
- These guys got worried about us.
- 690
- 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,194
- So they brought us here
- for safekeeping.
- 691
- 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:46,032
- They're gonna take us home
- after this Fireworks Night thingy.
- 692
- 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,701
- Yeah, they even promised us
- a "big surprise."
- 693
- 00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:52,205
- They did that when they said it,
- which I thought seemed a bit ominous.
- 694
- 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:54,040
- Like we weren't gonna get a big surprise...
- 695
- 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,918
- or if we do, it's gonna be something
- unspeakably horrific.
- 696
- 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,628
- But it might just be balloons!
- 697
- 00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,047
- Oh, that's great, guys. You go have fun.
- 698
- 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:02,799
- Hola, Gnomeo.
- 699
- 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:08,346
- [whispers] We're in trouble.
- 700
- 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,557
- We know, dear.
- We didn't want to worry the others.
- 701
- 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,641
- How bad is it?
- 702
- 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:15,270
- This guy Moriarty,
- he's gonna smash us all tomorrow night.
- 703
- 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,605
- - We're going to be smashed?
- - [music stops]
- 704
- 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:20,149
- This guy said we're all going to be
- smashed tomorrow!
- 705
- 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:21,818
- Smashed?
- 706
- 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,570
- That's not a very good surprise.
- 707
- 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:28,032
- - [screams]
- - Quiet down... now.
- 708
- 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:32,745
- You're giving me a headache.
- And I'm not very nice with a headache.
- 709
- 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:37,458
- [light switch clicks]
- 710
- 00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:40,920
- [gasps]
- 711
- 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,966
- Come on. Miss Juliet, I've got it!
- 712
- 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:46,801
- - I've...
- - [floor buffer whirring]
- 713
- 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,178
- [man humming]
- 714
- 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:50,930
- - Oh.
- - [floor buffer turns off]
- 715
- 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:55,310
- [humming]
- 716
- 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:57,312
- - Ah.
- - [floor buffer whirring]
- 717
- 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:58,730
- [humming continues]
- 718
- 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:01,399
- [clearing throat]
- 719
- 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:04,027
- I believe I've cracked the clue.
- 720
- 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,153
- [sniffs, groans]
- 721
- 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,946
- Right up the back of my nose.
- 722
- 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:12,243
- [Sherlock] The circle on the toy plane
- is a symbol used by the Royal Air Force.
- 723
- 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:16,372
- And the squadron code "NV" said quickly
- form the word "envy,"
- 724
- 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:18,625
- as in "green with envy".
- 725
- 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:22,045
- Which gives us... [gasping]
- "royal" and "green".
- 726
- 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:23,338
- [sneezes]
- 727
- 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:26,549
- The plane itself
- is the last piece of the puzzle...
- 728
- 00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:30,970
- for the planatus tree, or "plane tree,"
- is the most common tree
- 729
- 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:32,972
- in Royal Green Park!
- 730
- 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:34,057
- [sneezes]
- 731
- 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:38,102
- It's nearly 9:00. We're running
- out of time to save those gnomes.
- 732
- 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,104
- Sherlock, it's broad daylight.
- 733
- 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:42,941
- How are we supposed to get around a park
- without anyone seeing us?
- 734
- 00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:47,070
- Ah, fear not. I am not just
- a master of deduction.
- 735
- 00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:50,281
- I am also a master of disguise.
- [stifled sneeze]
- 736
- 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:52,617
- Sorry.
- 737
- 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:57,830
- [Sherlock] Come on, let's go.
- 738
- 00:40:57,914 --> 00:41:00,959
- Left, right. Left, right. Now scurry.
- 739
- 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:02,418
- - Stop! Ooh!
- - [Juliet grunts]
- 740
- 00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:03,503
- [Sherlock] Careful.
- 741
- 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:07,423
- Now wag your tail. Go on, wag it. Quickly.
- 742
- 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,883
- - Wag it!
- - [Juliet groans]
- 743
- 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,969
- Just when I think
- you couldn't get more annoying.
- 744
- 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:14,931
- [Sherlock] Oh, that is the least realistic
- tail-wagging I have ever seen.
- 745
- 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:17,558
- Forgive me. I've never been
- the back end of a squirrel before.
- 746
- 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,978
- You should have told me that
- before I took you on as my assistant.
- 747
- 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,187
- - I'm not your...
- - Shh, shh.
- 748
- 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:22,605
- Do you hear that?
- 749
- 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,399
- - [dogs barking]
- - [ducks quacking]
- 750
- 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,900
- [children laughing and shouting]
- 751
- 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,152
- [radio signal squeal]
- 752
- 00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:30,655
- - [Sherlock] Hmm.
- - [animal call, high-pitched]
- 753
- 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:32,073
- That's not a bird.
- 754
- 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,492
- That's the call
- of the Peruvian snapping turtle.
- 755
- 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:35,827
- Hmm.
- 756
- 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,120
- Where is it?
- 757
- 00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:39,038
- - Aha!
- - [turtle call plays on recording]
- 758
- 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:42,667
- The Peruvian snapping turtle
- is famous for burying its eggs.
- 759
- 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,711
- He must have buried the clue.
- 760
- 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:47,213
- Oh. It's been dug up by...
- 761
- 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:49,090
- - [snoring]
- - Oh.
- 762
- 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,050
- Don't move. Ooh!
- 763
- 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,802
- It's just a dog.
- 764
- 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,929
- That is no mere dog.
- 765
- 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:59,017
- That, my dear, is the hound
- owned by the Baskervilles.
- 766
- 00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:03,938
- And, in this very park,
- that very hound bit me!
- 767
- 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,773
- [Juliet] And I'm siding with the dog here.
- 768
- 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,860
- [Sherlock] First Chinatown,
- now this fleabag.
- 769
- 00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:10,862
- This is no coincidence.
- 770
- 00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:14,198
- Careful.
- The clue is stuck to a squeaky toy.
- 771
- 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,535
- Easy does it.
- 772
- 00:42:17,994 --> 00:42:19,328
- - [toy squeaking]
- - [straining]
- 773
- 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:21,289
- Gently.
- 774
- 00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,083
- Got it.
- 775
- 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:25,543
- Quietly now.
- 776
- 00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:28,129
- And whatever you do, don't...
- 777
- 00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,297
- [toy squeaks]
- 778
- 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,632
- - Oh.
- - [growls, barks]
- 779
- 00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:33,593
- Good doggy! Good doggy!
- 780
- 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,180
- [toy squeaking]
- 781
- 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,686
- - [Sherlock] This way!
- - [Juliet] No, this way.
- 782
- 00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:46,898
- [Sherlock grunting]
- 783
- 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:52,320
- [Juliet] Now hold on tight.
- 784
- 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,281
- [Sherlock yelps]
- 785
- 00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:58,701
- [Sherlock] Oh!
- 786
- 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,882
- Let go!
- 787
- 00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:15,802
- Who's... a... good... doggy?
- 788
- 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:17,678
- [Juliet] Just grab the clue!
- 789
- 00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:19,847
- Got it! Uh-oh.
- 790
- 00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,019
- [sighs] There. That wasn't so...
- 791
- 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:28,064
- - Bad!
- - [Juliet screaming]
- 792
- 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:29,732
- [crash]
- 793
- 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,527
- - [chatter]
- - [cameras clicking]
- 794
- 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,611
- [growls]
- 795
- 00:43:36,364 --> 00:43:37,406
- [costume zipper opens]
- 796
- 00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:39,909
- Miss Juliet, for future reference,
- 797
- 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:42,954
- that's not how a squirrel wags its tail.
- 798
- 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:44,372
- This is.
- 799
- 00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:47,500
- Do you see what I'm doing?
- See? Do you see?
- 800
- 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:50,795
- Yes, you're acting like a rear end.
- Can we check out the clue?
- 801
- 00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:55,424
- [gasps] Of course this would be next.
- 802
- 00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:00,596
- Moriarty, you monster!
- Forcing me to face my greatest fears!
- 803
- 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,390
- A button? Really?
- 804
- 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:05,893
- Very well. If he wants to dance,
- then dance we shall.
- 805
- 00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:09,689
- Hmm?
- 806
- 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:11,899
- [yawning]
- 807
- 00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:22,493
- Right. He's asleep.
- 808
- 00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:24,287
- There must be a way out of here.
- 809
- 00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:27,456
- The door is locked,
- so the only way out is the skylight.
- 810
- 00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:29,333
- But there's no way to get up there.
- 811
- 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,626
- [Gnomeo] There has to be.
- 812
- 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,921
- I'll do whatever it takes to get us out
- and back to Juliet.
- 813
- 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,215
- I've got an idea. I just need a...
- 814
- 00:44:36,716 --> 00:44:38,259
- Oh. Good boy, Shroom.
- 815
- 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,053
- All right.
- 816
- 00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:46,642
- I could scale those bricks,
- use the Goons to swing to the beam,
- 817
- 00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:50,062
- tightrope walk across it,
- reach the skylight, get around the door,
- 818
- 00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:53,191
- open it from the other side
- and lead everyone to...
- 819
- 00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:58,404
- Freedom!
- 820
- 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:03,826
- Yeah, thanks, Nanette.
- 821
- 00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:07,079
- If you're going to escape,
- we'll need to create a distraction.
- 822
- 00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:09,457
- [laughing]
- 823
- 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:10,791
- [clatter]
- 824
- 00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:13,336
- - [groans] What's going on?
- - [gnomes gasp]
- 825
- 00:45:15,922 --> 00:45:21,677
- Oh! He looks like a fairy-tale princess.
- I like fairy tales. Don't tell Reggie.
- 826
- 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:25,181
- I believe we've just found
- our distraction.
- 827
- 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,433
- What?
- 828
- 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:33,481
- [Sherlock] The button belongs
- to my most formidable rival,
- 829
- 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,359
- the boss of the scariest dive in London.
- 830
- 00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:39,070
- [Juliet] The Doll Museum?
- 831
- 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:41,489
- [Sherlock] The Doll Museum!
- 832
- 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:48,913
- Gregson.
- 833
- 00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:50,957
- You sure you want to come in here?
- 834
- 00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,376
- I need to speak to your boss.
- 835
- 00:45:55,836 --> 00:45:57,004
- - [door opens]
- - [gasps]
- 836
- 00:45:58,673 --> 00:45:59,840
- Your funeral.
- 837
- 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:01,300
- [nervous chuckle]
- 838
- 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:04,262
- - [music playing]
- - [overlapping chatter]
- 839
- 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,264
- [roaring]
- 840
- 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,308
- Yikes! Is that the boss?
- 841
- 00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:10,768
- Not him.
- 842
- 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,147
- Nope, not him.
- 843
- 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:18,609
- Her.
- 844
- 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,903
- Sherlock Gnomes.
- 845
- 00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:22,154
- [nervous chuckle]
- 846
- 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,282
- - [whimpers]
- - [dolls gasping]
- 847
- 00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,576
- [groans] My favorite arm.
- 848
- 00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:30,955
- You got a lot of nerve
- showing your face around here.
- 849
- 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:32,498
- Hello, Irene.
- 850
- 00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:35,876
- Well... [chuckles] you're looking... well.
- 851
- 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,380
- A letter!
- You ended our engagement in a letter.
- 852
- 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,882
- - You two were engaged?
- - [nervous chuckle]
- 853
- 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,592
- And now, after months of silence,
- 854
- 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:45,469
- you show up
- with this cheap porcelain thing?
- 855
- 00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:47,305
- I beg your pardon!
- 856
- 00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:49,432
- She's just my assistant.
- 857
- 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:50,933
- Oh, I am not your assistant.
- 858
- 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:52,852
- [chuckles]
- Better get your stories straight.
- 859
- 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:55,938
- Irene, this is important.
- This is one of yours, isn't it?
- 860
- 00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:59,483
- I don't know, Sherlock. There's
- an awful lot of buttons in this city.
- 861
- 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:02,653
- Irene, please, just hand over the clue.
- 862
- 00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:05,114
- Of course. You're only here on work.
- 863
- 00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:08,117
- But your case can wait. It's showtime.
- 864
- 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,661
- See if you can deduce
- who this song is about.
- 865
- 00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:12,330
- [dolls cheering]
- -
- 866
- 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:13,748
- [pop song intro]
- 867
- 00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:26,886
- [vocalizing]
- 868
- 00:47:32,725 --> 00:47:34,727
- ♪ Do I look like I need you? ♪
- 869
- 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:37,229
- ♪ I'm super deluxe, new improved ♪
- 870
- 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,440
- ♪ Better shape, better off ♪
- 871
- 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:42,068
- ♪ Stronger than I ever was ♪
- 872
- 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:46,614
- ♪ Whispers tell a lie
- Starts a rumor, makes you cry ♪
- 873
- 00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:48,908
- ♪ It's out there poster size ♪
- 874
- 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,410
- ♪ It's no secret you're no prize ♪
- 875
- 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:56,040
- ♪ I'd never, ever take you back
- I'd walk on fire and broken glass ♪
- 876
- 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,167
- ♪ It's sister time, I'm here to say ♪
- 877
- 00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:00,419
- ♪ I never really liked you ♪
- 878
- 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:03,506
- ♪ I never really liked you anyway! ♪
- 879
- 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:06,926
- ♪ You know you're not messing with me
- You know you're not messing with me ♪
- 880
- 00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:12,014
- ♪ You know you're not messing with me
- You know you're not messing with me ♪
- 881
- 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:16,310
- ♪ Get on out, it's no man's land ♪
- 882
- 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:21,273
- ♪ Gonna set you straight
- Gotta understand ♪
- 883
- 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:25,694
- ♪ I'm the queen bee because ♪
- 884
- 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,697
- ♪ I'm stronger than I ever... ♪
- 885
- 00:48:28,781 --> 00:48:31,659
- ♪ Stronger than I ever was! ♪
- 886
- 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:35,121
- ♪ You know you're not messing with me
- You know you're not messing with me ♪
- 887
- 00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:36,539
- ♪ No, no! ♪
- 888
- 00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:40,251
- ♪ You know you're not messing with me
- You know you're not messing with me ♪
- 889
- 00:48:41,293 --> 00:48:45,381
- ♪ I'd never, ever take you back
- I'd walk on fire and broken glass ♪
- 890
- 00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:47,675
- ♪ It's sister time, I'm here to say ♪
- 891
- 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,010
- ♪ I never really liked you ♪
- 892
- 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:53,556
- ♪ I never really liked you anyway! ♪
- 893
- 00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:56,100
- [exclaims, grunts]
- 894
- 00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:01,772
- - Well, that was rather unpleasant.
- - She made some good points.
- 895
- 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:04,358
- Irene will need
- at least one hour to cool down.
- 896
- 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:07,111
- We don't have an hour.
- Gnomeo is still out there.
- 897
- 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:09,822
- Listen up, doll!
- You've got something I need,
- 898
- 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,740
- and I'm not leaving here without it.
- 899
- 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:15,494
- Are you insane?
- You cannot provoke Irene like that.
- 900
- 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:17,037
- - There's no telling what she'll... Ooh!
- - [latch clicks]
- 901
- 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:20,040
- - [door opens]
- - [gasps]
- 902
- 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:25,004
- You can come in.
- 903
- 00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:30,217
- - [grunts]
- - You can't.
- 904
- 00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:33,304
- - [door closes]
- - Oh.
- 905
- 00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:35,806
- [overlapping chatter]
- 906
- 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,565
- Oh, hello.
- 907
- 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:47,401
- I thought garden gnomes
- were all overweight and bearded.
- 908
- 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:48,944
- But you're actually...
- 909
- 00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:52,323
- cute.
- Hardly any facial hair at all.
- 910
- 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:53,741
- Would you like some tea?
- 911
- 00:49:58,204 --> 00:50:00,372
- Uh... no, thank you. I just want...
- 912
- 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:02,583
- I've often wondered
- what it's like to be a gnome.
- 913
- 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:07,505
- Wearing the same red dress every day
- would be like a fashion prison for me.
- 914
- 00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:09,924
- And living outdoors must be awful!
- 915
- 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:14,720
- Standing outside in the rain
- and the freezing cold. Like a dog.
- 916
- 00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:18,516
- Uh, I don't really have time for this.
- My family are in danger.
- 917
- 00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:20,392
- Please just hand over the clue.
- 918
- 00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:23,854
- Work, work, work.
- Now I see why Sherlock chose you.
- 919
- 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:25,564
- Sherlock didn't "choose" me.
- 920
- 00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:29,527
- And he never will. With Sherlock,
- work always comes first.
- 921
- 00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:33,155
- There's always another case to crack,
- another mystery to solve,
- 922
- 00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:35,282
- another backyard of gnomes to rescue.
- 923
- 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:38,661
- - You don't understand.
- - Oh, I understand perfectly.
- 924
- 00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:40,246
- - Enough!
- - [dolls gasp]
- 925
- 00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:43,207
- I don't care about Sherlock!
- 926
- 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:46,001
- He is the single most annoying gnome
- I've ever met.
- 927
- 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:49,296
- I wouldn't date Sherlock
- if he were the last gnome on earth.
- 928
- 00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:53,342
- I already have a partner,
- and he's nothing like Sherlock.
- 929
- 00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:56,178
- Gnomeo is reckless and emotional.
- 930
- 00:50:56,262 --> 00:51:00,224
- And he doesn't treat me like an assistant.
- He treats me like I'm...
- 931
- 00:51:00,641 --> 00:51:03,227
- the toughest gnome in the garden.
- 932
- 00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:07,731
- He believes in me.
- He loves me with all his heart.
- 933
- 00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:12,653
- And if you asked him to choose
- between me and work, or anything really...
- 934
- 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:14,822
- he'd choose me.
- 935
- 00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:17,032
- Every time.
- 936
- 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,243
- Hmm.
- 937
- 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:20,869
- A man doesn't make you strong.
- 938
- 00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:23,247
- You're right,
- a man doesn't make you strong.
- 939
- 00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:25,874
- But the right partner
- can make you stronger.
- 940
- 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:30,462
- But I've let mine down.
- And now I need to make it right.
- 941
- 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:34,967
- All right. I'll give you what you want.
- 942
- 00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:37,761
- But only on two conditions. First...
- 943
- 00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:40,681
- you tell Sherlock this had
- absolutely nothing to do with him.
- 944
- 00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:41,724
- And second?
- 945
- 00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:45,185
- After you save the day,
- you come back and tell me all about it.
- 946
- 00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:47,563
- You got a deal.
- 947
- 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:52,860
- Hmm. "You already know it's all about you.
- 948
- 00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:56,322
- So what is the pattern in the final clue?"
- 949
- 00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:58,282
- The patterns.
- 950
- 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,242
- Where are they leading us?
- 951
- 00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:18,010
- [cawing]
- 952
- 00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:19,094
- [Sherlock] I've got it!
- 953
- 00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:23,724
- Traitors' Gate at the Tower of London,
- where Watson and I solved our first case.
- 954
- 00:52:24,099 --> 00:52:27,019
- But it's on the other side of the city.
- We're running out of time!
- 955
- 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:28,687
- Let's go!
- 956
- 00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:33,400
- [playing notes]
- 957
- 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,320
- [clears throat]
- 958
- 00:52:36,612 --> 00:52:38,822
- Ladies and gentle-monsters.
- 959
- 00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:42,034
- What's going on? What are you guys doing?
- 960
- 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,078
- What's happening?
- 961
- 00:52:45,788 --> 00:52:47,706
- All right, lads, let's do this.
- 962
- 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:52,753
- The Royal Gnome Theater Company proudly
- presents "The Princess and the Frog."
- 963
- 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,880
- Move out of the way. Let me see.
- 964
- 00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:57,633
- - Hello! Princess Benny is here!
- - [gnomes cheer]
- 965
- 00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:00,177
- [gasps] I love fairy tales.
- 966
- 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:04,640
- Written and directed by me.
- Stage design by me. Lighting by...
- 967
- 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:05,766
- Keep going.
- 968
- 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:11,188
- Once upon a time, a beautiful princess
- tiptoed through the forest
- 969
- 00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:15,317
- when she came across a prince
- who had been cursed by an evil witch.
- 970
- 00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:19,655
- Alas, cursed am I!
- Transformed into a frog.
- 971
- 00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:21,865
- Wait, what is wrong with being a frog?
- 972
- 00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:23,992
- Oi, Meryl Streep, just read the lines.
- 973
- 00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:26,120
- This is so frogist.
- 974
- 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:29,915
- What can lift this terrible spell?
- 975
- 00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:33,377
- - You can tell a frog didn't write this.
- - [Paris] Actors. Honestly.
- 976
- 00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:39,425
- The only way to break the curse
- was with a kiss.
- 977
- 00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:41,593
- Ooh! Great, they're gonna kiss.
- 978
- 00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:43,637
- Oh, no, I can't.
- 979
- 00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:45,431
- Kiss the frog!
- 980
- 00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:47,307
- Kiss the frog!
- 981
- 00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:49,226
- Why can't you kiss me?
- 982
- 00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:54,106
- If you love someone, you only want to
- kiss them if they want to kiss you back.
- 983
- 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:58,652
- But this isn't the girl you love.
- It's just me! Me!
- 984
- 00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,487
- Go on! Kiss the frog!
- 985
- 00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:02,781
- It is just me. Me!
- 986
- 00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:05,159
- Me, me, me!
- 987
- 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,661
- Me! Wait. Oh!
- 988
- 00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:09,413
- [exclaims]
- 989
- 00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:11,874
- [slow audio] Kiss the frog!
- 990
- 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:13,709
- [all gasp]
- 991
- 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:18,338
- Huh?
- 992
- 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:20,466
- [grunting, straining]
- 993
- 00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:22,634
- What was that?
- 994
- 00:54:22,718 --> 00:54:25,637
- Just then, a very handsome suitor arrived.
- 995
- 00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:28,682
- Who are you?
- 996
- 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:33,645
- I am Captain Love, AKA The Love Machine,
- AKA Baron Von Kissy-Kissy.
- 997
- 00:54:33,729 --> 00:54:35,439
- Bunnies, give me a beat.
- 998
- 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,232
- [electronic music playing]
- 999
- 00:54:38,317 --> 00:54:40,819
- Watch these moves! Whoo!
- 1000
- 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:46,742
- Come on, bunnies! Let's party!
- 1001
- 00:54:47,409 --> 00:54:49,328
- - [pop song playing]
- - [man singing]
- 1002
- 00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:51,622
- Dance with me!
- 1003
- 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:52,831
- All right.
- 1004
- 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,752
- [Mankini] And whatever you do,
- don't look behind you.
- 1005
- 00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,590
- - Yes.
- - [Reggie snarling]
- 1006
- 00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:02,966
- - Oh, no.
- - [Goon] Hurry!
- 1007
- 00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:09,264
- Whoo! Party time!
- 1008
- 00:55:10,516 --> 00:55:12,309
- - Ronnie, what is going on?
- - [gasp]
- 1009
- 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:13,936
- They're putting on a show. Ow!
- 1010
- 00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:16,855
- - Showtime's over. Bag them up!
- - [gasping]
- 1011
- 00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:20,067
- Boss says it's time
- for their big surprise.
- 1012
- 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,987
- - [giggles]
- - [gasping, exclaiming]
- 1013
- 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,199
- [alarm blaring]
- 1014
- 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:32,037
- - [panting]
- - [beeping]
- 1015
- 00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:34,206
- We're too late.
- 1016
- 00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:35,582
- [beeping stops]
- 1017
- 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,000
- Where are the gnomes?
- 1018
- 00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:39,628
- Show yourself, Moriarty!
- 1019
- 00:55:43,215 --> 00:55:44,550
- [footsteps]
- 1020
- 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:48,637
- No, Sherlock. Not Moriarty.
- 1021
- 00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:50,389
- Watson?
- 1022
- 00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:53,267
- But... that's impossible.
- 1023
- 00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:56,478
- Not impossible. Merely improbable.
- 1024
- 00:55:56,937 --> 00:56:00,482
- It wasn't an M. It was a W, for Watson.
- 1025
- 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:03,694
- But I knew you'd miss that.
- Because it had to do with me.
- 1026
- 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,113
- This was my game.
- 1027
- 00:56:08,407 --> 00:56:11,910
- But we saw you fall!
- We saw you get smashed!
- 1028
- 00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:14,538
- No. You heard me get smashed.
- 1029
- 00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:20,002
- I caught myself before I landed.
- 1030
- 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:21,628
- As for the sound you heard...
- 1031
- 00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:24,006
- - [pottery shatters]
- - ...just a flowerpot.
- 1032
- 00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:28,135
- What have you done with the gnomes?
- What have you done with Gnomeo?
- 1033
- 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:30,804
- They're all fine.
- They're right behind that door.
- 1034
- 00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:33,515
- Miss Juliet, I am sorry
- I had to involve your garden.
- 1035
- 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:36,518
- But this was the only way
- to get through to Sherlock.
- 1036
- 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,229
- You did all this?
- 1037
- 00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:41,440
- But why?
- 1038
- 00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:43,483
- Because we used to be a team.
- 1039
- 00:56:43,859 --> 00:56:47,362
- Sherlock and Watson, friends,
- partners in crime-solving.
- 1040
- 00:56:47,696 --> 00:56:49,865
- But over time, you stopped respecting me.
- 1041
- 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:53,118
- The only ornament you respected
- was Moriarty.
- 1042
- 00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:56,455
- There was only one way
- I could prove myself to you:
- 1043
- 00:56:56,538 --> 00:56:58,999
- I had to pretend to be Moriarty.
- 1044
- 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:03,503
- I orchestrated this game.
- I challenged you to a battle of wits.
- 1045
- 00:57:03,587 --> 00:57:06,214
- And you won. You beat me.
- 1046
- 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:09,635
- That's all I wanted to hear.
- 1047
- 00:57:10,218 --> 00:57:13,013
- And now you and I are finished.
- 1048
- 00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:16,558
- Maybe you'll treat your next partner
- a little better.
- 1049
- 00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:21,563
- When you two are finished,
- can we please free the gnomes now?
- 1050
- 00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:24,274
- Of course. With my apologies.
- 1051
- 00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:27,819
- Since my friends live here
- at Traitors' Gate,
- 1052
- 00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:30,614
- this was the best place to ensure
- the gnomes would be safe.
- 1053
- 00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:32,950
- I designed the room to be
- as pleasant as possible.
- 1054
- 00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:34,534
- They've even got mini-golf.
- 1055
- 00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:38,497
- - Gnomeo! Dad! Nanette!
- - [Watson gasps]
- 1056
- 00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:40,832
- - Where are they?
- - [footsteps]
- 1057
- 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:43,293
- - Not here. Never were.
- - [chuckles]
- 1058
- 00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:44,878
- What do you mean? What's going on?
- 1059
- 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:47,381
- [Reggie] Enlighten our small friend.
- 1060
- 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:51,218
- Here's the thing, mate.
- We don't actually work for you.
- 1061
- 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:52,552
- What are you talking about?
- 1062
- 00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:54,137
- Sherlock! Do something!
- 1063
- 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:56,473
- [laughs] Look at you.
- 1064
- 00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:01,395
- [laughing]
- 1065
- 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,063
- What a loser.
- 1066
- 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:10,112
- No. No! You can't do this.
- 1067
- 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:33,176
- [Juliet] What's happening?
- Where are they taking us?
- 1068
- 00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:36,346
- I don't know. The gnomes,
- they were supposed to be there!
- 1069
- 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,682
- Sherlock. Sherlock!
- 1070
- 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:41,852
- For goodness sake,
- will you please just say something?
- 1071
- 00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:44,146
- Limestone.
- 1072
- 00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:47,274
- - He meant say something useful.
- - [Sherlock] I just did.
- 1073
- 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:50,360
- The substance on my shoe, it's limestone.
- 1074
- 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:53,488
- The gargoyles lied.
- They are not from Traitors' Gate.
- 1075
- 00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:56,158
- So, if we can deduce
- where they're really from...
- 1076
- 00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:57,492
- We'll find the gnomes.
- 1077
- 00:58:57,743 --> 00:59:01,496
- That's why I kicked him. To see
- quite literally what he was made of.
- 1078
- 00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:06,334
- The gargoyles also reeked of salt.
- Here, taste my shoe.
- 1079
- 00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:08,462
- No. Just keep going.
- 1080
- 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:10,839
- So the gargoyles must live close to water.
- 1081
- 00:59:11,173 --> 00:59:14,634
- Now, place your hands on this wall.
- Do you feel that?
- 1082
- 00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:19,264
- That is the steady thrum of
- a marine propulsion engine, meaning...
- 1083
- 00:59:19,347 --> 00:59:23,852
- - We're on a ship.
- - [Sherlock] The HMS Nimrod, to be precise.
- 1084
- 00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:26,521
- We've just set sail, headed east,
- 1085
- 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:29,775
- directly towards a structure
- which is both on the water
- 1086
- 00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:32,402
- and protected by limestone gargoyles.
- 1087
- 00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:36,615
- Tower Bridge!
- The gnomes must be hidden inside.
- 1088
- 00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:41,620
- [gasp] Oh, no. Now I understand
- why he put us on this ship.
- 1089
- 00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:44,331
- [Watson]
- Wait. What? Who put us on this ship?
- 1090
- 00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:46,750
- [distant claps, echoing]
- 1091
- 00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:51,755
- [clapping continues]
- 1092
- 00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:58,386
- That's impossible.
- He was smashed. I saw it.
- 1093
- 00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:00,639
- Surprise, Sherlock!
- 1094
- 01:00:00,722 --> 01:00:03,475
- Sorry to not be in touch.
- I was pretending to be dead.
- 1095
- 01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:05,644
- Oh, also, I hate you.
- 1096
- 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:08,021
- Moriarty, how awful to see you.
- 1097
- 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:11,191
- So how have I been? I've been just peachy!
- 1098
- 01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:14,569
- Took up fishing. Gave up fishing.
- It's really boring.
- 1099
- 01:00:14,653 --> 01:00:17,572
- But I did plot your destruction
- with the help of my friends here.
- 1100
- 01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:20,575
- Of course,
- they were actually working for me!
- 1101
- 01:00:20,659 --> 01:00:24,746
- I came up with
- the Sistine Chapel of evil plans.
- 1102
- 01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:29,292
- It's got a double-cross, a triple-cross,
- I was smashed, he was smashed.
- 1103
- 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:30,627
- I mean, to be fair,
- 1104
- 01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:34,381
- it is needlessly complicated,
- but that's what supervillains do!
- 1105
- 01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:36,508
- You like it
- when you think I don't understand,
- 1106
- 01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:38,802
- but this time I really don't understand.
- 1107
- 01:00:39,094 --> 01:00:41,388
- What happened
- at the Natural History Museum?
- 1108
- 01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:44,224
- Well, now that's a funny story.
- 1109
- 01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:47,644
- You thought I was deaded.
- 1110
- 01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:52,315
- But I've always been a lucky pie,
- and that was my luckiest day ever.
- 1111
- 01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:55,443
- Not only did I not get squished...
- 1112
- 01:00:55,902 --> 01:01:00,323
- in that moment I saw how I could
- finally bring you down, Sherlock.
- 1113
- 01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:04,661
- - Yours, I believe.
- - I saw how you treated Watson.
- 1114
- 01:01:04,953 --> 01:01:08,331
- Poor old miserabubble Watson.
- He looked so sad.
- 1115
- 01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:10,208
- So I thought, I'll use that.
- 1116
- 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:13,962
- I sent the gargoyles to you, Watson,
- and they let you think you were in charge.
- 1117
- 01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:15,881
- As if!
- 1118
- 01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:19,885
- Know what your problem is, Watson?
- You're too nice, too trusting.
- 1119
- 01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:21,803
- Too... [groans]
- 1120
- 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:25,265
- Never trust a gargoyle
- or prunes past their sell-by date.
- 1121
- 01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:26,391
- [sighs]
- 1122
- 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:30,604
- While you were playing at supervillains,
- I saw your map.
- 1123
- 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,607
- Then I could carry out
- the real plan, my plan!
- 1124
- 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:37,235
- Capturing every single gnome in London.
- 1125
- 01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:40,864
- Selfie time!
- 1126
- 01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:42,157
- Oh, no.
- 1127
- 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,284
- - [exclaiming]
- - [Moriarty] Oh, yes!
- 1128
- 01:01:44,576 --> 01:01:46,369
- They didn't have to be glued down
- in a giant M,
- 1129
- 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:50,290
- but it's the little touches that make
- a plan really evil, you know?
- 1130
- 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,417
- He's not there.
- 1131
- 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:55,253
- Can you guess what happens next?
- Here, I'll show you.
- 1132
- 01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:58,340
- Screen share, screen share.
- How do I screen...?
- 1133
- 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,425
- [music playing]
- 1134
- 01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:04,471
- [Moriarty] This is where we stored
- the kidnapped gnomes on the bridge.
- 1135
- 01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:07,724
- Then we brought them to this room here,
- for the main event.
- 1136
- 01:02:08,141 --> 01:02:09,768
- And when your warship arrives,
- 1137
- 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:14,731
- the bridge will rise up
- and the 500-ton counterweight will fall...
- 1138
- 01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:18,652
- crushing the gnomes,
- making you the very instrument
- 1139
- 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,153
- of their demise.
- 1140
- 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:22,364
- Yes, you, Sherlock,
- 1141
- 01:02:22,447 --> 01:02:27,577
- will be the unwitting executioner
- of every single gnome in London.
- 1142
- 01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:30,956
- So, how do I get out of screen share?
- How do I get out of screen...
- 1143
- 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:35,877
- Oh, aha! Oh, Sherlock,
- I can see all the cogs turning in there,
- 1144
- 01:02:35,961 --> 01:02:38,505
- trying to work out how to stop me.
- But it's too late.
- 1145
- 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:41,591
- Your pretty boat is nearly here.
- 1146
- 01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:45,136
- [gnomes screaming]
- 1147
- 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,015
- ♪ The bridge will open
- Smashing all the gnomes ♪
- 1148
- 01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:51,643
- ♪ And what will you do, Sherlock
- When all the gnomes are gone? ♪
- 1149
- 01:02:51,977 --> 01:02:53,895
- I don't know. You tell me.
- 1150
- 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:58,608
- So the game is not afoot, or a hand,
- or a leg. It's just over.
- 1151
- 01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,360
- And you lose.
- 1152
- 01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:02,153
- Bye!
- 1153
- 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:15,041
- So, Watson, on a scale of 1 to 10,
- how well do you think this is going?
- 1154
- 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,544
- I never meant for any gnome
- to get hurt. You know that.
- 1155
- 01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:19,546
- Hey, knock it off, both of you.
- 1156
- 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:22,299
- - Watson screwed up, but you did, too.
- - What did I do?
- 1157
- 01:03:22,382 --> 01:03:27,012
- The same thing I did. We took our best
- friends for granted, we stopped listening.
- 1158
- 01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:29,014
- We stopped giving them
- the respect they deserve.
- 1159
- 01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:32,726
- They were the last thing we were thinking
- about, they should have been the first.
- 1160
- 01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:42,402
- I suppose somewhere within that
- haystack of emotional twaddle
- 1161
- 01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:45,739
- there may lie a thin needle of truth.
- 1162
- 01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:47,574
- One last case.
- 1163
- 01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:50,410
- One last case.
- 1164
- 01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:53,246
- Good. [grunts]
- 1165
- 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:57,959
- Now let's get off this ship
- and save those gnomes.
- 1166
- 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:02,839
- [Juliet] Let's go.
- 1167
- 01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:05,884
- It's all clear.
- 1168
- 01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:10,221
- Follow me.
- 1169
- 01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:11,973
- [Sherlock] We need that soap.
- 1170
- 01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:14,851
- [Watson] Of course, to unstick
- the gnomes from the pie filling.
- 1171
- 01:04:15,226 --> 01:04:19,147
- Perfect deduction, Watson. Now we need
- to find a way to get to Tower Bridge.
- 1172
- 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:20,482
- Hmm.
- 1173
- 01:04:22,150 --> 01:04:23,193
- I'll drive.
- 1174
- 01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:26,112
- [Sherlock screams]
- 1175
- 01:04:28,823 --> 01:04:31,743
- Uh, Miss Juliet,
- maybe we should slow down!
- 1176
- 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:42,170
- Why are we up here?
- Shouldn't we be saving the gnomes?
- 1177
- 01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:46,966
- The only way to save the gnomes
- is to stop the bridge from opening.
- 1178
- 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:52,347
- [man on PA]
- Clear the bridge. Clear the bridge.
- 1179
- 01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:55,141
- All pedestrians behind the barriers.
- 1180
- 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:56,726
- [crossing bell dinging]
- 1181
- 01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:04,734
- [man] HMS Nimrod, this is Tower Bridge.
- 1182
- 01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:07,654
- Commencing your 20:43 bridge lift.
- 1183
- 01:05:12,367 --> 01:05:13,910
- [motors whirring]
- 1184
- 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:21,835
- [gnomes shouting]
- 1185
- 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:26,256
- [gasping, screaming]
- 1186
- 01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:28,425
- [Goons grunting]
- 1187
- 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:32,387
- We got to make them think there's still
- people on the bridge. Can you handle that?
- 1188
- 01:05:32,971 --> 01:05:35,890
- Absolutely, definitely.
- Positively. Piece of cake.
- 1189
- 01:05:35,974 --> 01:05:37,934
- Yes! I'm off to help the others.
- 1190
- 01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:40,103
- - So, what are we doing?
- - I don't know.
- 1191
- 01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:41,980
- We got to do something.
- 1192
- 01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:43,398
- Well, we are on a river.
- 1193
- 01:05:43,481 --> 01:05:44,816
- Five, six, seven, eight!
- 1194
- 01:05:44,899 --> 01:05:47,235
- [Irish jig playing]
- 1195
- 01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:52,449
- Bloomin' heck!
- There's still people on the bridge.
- 1196
- 01:05:52,532 --> 01:05:53,867
- [warning alarm blares]
- 1197
- 01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:57,370
- [gnomes gasping, exclaiming]
- 1198
- 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:01,458
- [man] Nimrod, stop your approach.
- 1199
- 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:04,836
- There are some people on the bridge...
- Riverdancing!
- 1200
- 01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:07,338
- [Moriarty] Sherlock!
- 1201
- 01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:08,798
- [groans]
- 1202
- 01:06:08,882 --> 01:06:11,384
- And this is why you don't make
- the gloating phone call
- 1203
- 01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:13,887
- until after all the gnomes are smashed.
- 1204
- 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:18,475
- Can you be a lamb and get me a weapon?
- Something lethal but... oh, fun!
- 1205
- 01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:25,773
- [chuckles]
- 1206
- 01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:29,819
- Look!
- Someone must have stopped the bridge!
- 1207
- 01:06:29,903 --> 01:06:31,821
- [gasps] Gnomeo.
- 1208
- 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:35,366
- [panting]
- 1209
- 01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:40,705
- "Move to the city," they said.
- "It'll be fun," they said.
- 1210
- 01:06:41,706 --> 01:06:42,957
- [snarling]
- 1211
- 01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:44,125
- Sherlock!
- 1212
- 01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:47,337
- Surely you didn't think
- it would be that easy...
- 1213
- 01:06:48,296 --> 01:06:49,797
- Who... Who the heck are you?
- 1214
- 01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:51,841
- - I'm the gnome that's gonna...
- - No!
- 1215
- 01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:56,763
- This is my show! I do the one-liners.
- You don't get one-liners.
- 1216
- 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,933
- It seems we have a party crasher.
- Would you two show him the door?
- 1217
- 01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:03,102
- Our pleasure, guvnor.
- Ha ha! This is too easy.
- 1218
- 01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:06,147
- - [Ronnie] He's mine.
- - [Reggie] No, he's mine.
- 1219
- 01:07:06,439 --> 01:07:07,982
- Wait. What are you doing?
- 1220
- 01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:09,526
- Jumping, of course.
- 1221
- 01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:13,905
- Gotcha.
- 1222
- 01:07:14,322 --> 01:07:15,532
- [both straining]
- 1223
- 01:07:17,116 --> 01:07:21,621
- Oh, Gnomeo, I'm so sorry.
- I thought I'd lost you.
- 1224
- 01:07:21,913 --> 01:07:23,623
- That's never gonna happen.
- 1225
- 01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:27,418
- [Watson] Look!
- 1226
- 01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:33,341
- Ah, yes. Not good. Would you take care
- of them so we can save the gnomes?
- 1227
- 01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:35,218
- Leave it with us. Good luck.
- 1228
- 01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:38,763
- [whistles] Fertilizer face! Remember me?
- 1229
- 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:40,348
- Come here, pipsqueak!
- 1230
- 01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,141
- Wait till I get hold of you!
- 1231
- 01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:48,106
- ♪ My name is Moriarty
- You like to eat my pies ♪
- 1232
- 01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:50,984
- I'll draw his fire, you rescue the gnomes.
- 1233
- 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,443
- You trust me to save the gnomes?
- 1234
- 01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:54,571
- Of course. You're Watson.
- 1235
- 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:57,365
- Hmm.
- 1236
- 01:08:00,493 --> 01:08:02,579
- [humming] Oh!
- 1237
- 01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:03,830
- Sherlock!
- 1238
- 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:08,334
- Surely you didn't think
- it would be that... easy... to...
- 1239
- 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:13,339
- You know what? It doesn't feel organic
- anymore. I'm just gonna smash you.
- 1240
- 01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:16,843
- Ha! A miss! The first of many.
- 1241
- 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:20,805
- Oh, it's my favorite bit. The chase.
- Ready or not, here I come! [laughing]
- 1242
- 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:22,265
- [panting]
- 1243
- 01:08:22,890 --> 01:08:23,891
- Cheese and crackers!
- 1244
- 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:31,316
- Look! It's that guy that hangs around
- with Sherlock.
- 1245
- 01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:34,277
- Yes, I'm the guy that hangs around
- with Sherlock.
- 1246
- 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,195
- And I'm here to get you out.
- 1247
- 01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:42,160
- Here we go.
- 1248
- 01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:46,539
- [all gasp]
- 1249
- 01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:57,508
- Oi! Why is he pouring soap on us?
- 1250
- 01:08:57,925 --> 01:08:59,469
- I don't know. Still, we'll smell nice.
- 1251
- 01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:01,429
- He's trying to get us loose.
- 1252
- 01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:04,182
- [Watson] Everyone get ready to move.
- 1253
- 01:09:07,101 --> 01:09:08,102
- [grunts]
- 1254
- 01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,694
- Everyone link arms and pull!
- 1255
- 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:19,822
- Foam party!
- 1256
- 01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:22,492
- [humming]
- 1257
- 01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:24,744
- It pains me to do this, Sherlock.
- 1258
- 01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:27,080
- No one is forcing you, Moriarty.
- 1259
- 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:29,749
- You're the only one who gets me.
- 1260
- 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:32,335
- ♪ And I know you feel the same way
- About me! ♪
- 1261
- 01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:34,003
- - Not true!
- - Ow!
- 1262
- 01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:36,923
- I know you, Sherlock.
- 1263
- 01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:40,927
- Because I know me. We are the same.
- 1264
- 01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:44,889
- ♪ You are the sun and I am the moon! ♪
- 1265
- 01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:46,182
- Those aren't the same.
- 1266
- 01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:49,727
- They're both round things...
- You know what I mean.
- 1267
- 01:09:49,811 --> 01:09:50,853
- [groans]
- 1268
- 01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:52,647
- [grunts]
- 1269
- 01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:58,986
- They've got to be here somewhere.
- 1270
- 01:09:59,070 --> 01:09:59,987
- There!
- 1271
- 01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:03,282
- Don't just stand there! Get her!
- 1272
- 01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:12,917
- She's trapped.
- 1273
- 01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:21,926
- Oh, dear. You've got
- nowhere else to go, twinkletoes.
- 1274
- 01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:23,094
- Now!
- 1275
- 01:10:25,263 --> 01:10:26,347
- [woman, on radio] What was that?
- 1276
- 01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:29,475
- Point the searchlight at the bridge.
- 1277
- 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:32,478
- The humans! They've seen us! Freeze!
- 1278
- 01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:37,108
- - This is your fault.
- - No, your fault.
- 1279
- 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:47,827
- Two garden gnomes versus
- two giant stone gargoyles.
- 1280
- 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:51,706
- Hey, we're Gnomeo and Juliet.
- They didn't stand a chance.
- 1281
- 01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:54,375
- Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
- 1282
- 01:10:54,459 --> 01:10:56,919
- - [radio clicks]
- - Uh, false alarm, Nimrod.
- 1283
- 01:10:57,003 --> 01:11:00,131
- Someone stuck three garden gnomes
- on the...
- 1284
- 01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:02,425
- Looked like they were dancing.
- It doesn't matter.
- 1285
- 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,927
- Stand by for bridge reopening.
- 1286
- 01:11:05,303 --> 01:11:06,387
- Oh, no.
- 1287
- 01:11:06,471 --> 01:11:08,639
- Yeah, we didn't even get
- to do our big finale.
- 1288
- 01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:12,143
- [man, on PA] Nimrod,
- recommencing bridge opening now.
- 1289
- 01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:14,479
- [engines whirring]
- 1290
- 01:11:14,562 --> 01:11:16,272
- [exclaiming]
- 1291
- 01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:19,525
- Don't worry, I'll get you out of here.
- 1292
- 01:11:19,984 --> 01:11:21,527
- Oh, my hero.
- 1293
- 01:11:22,945 --> 01:11:25,656
- Be brave, my love. Be brave!
- 1294
- 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:28,201
- This way! The door's here!
- 1295
- 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:31,788
- Come on, quickly now!
- 1296
- 01:11:31,871 --> 01:11:34,332
- [Barry] Help! Help! I'm stuck!
- 1297
- 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:36,459
- Well, of course it would be that guy.
- 1298
- 01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:38,544
- [gasps]
- 1299
- 01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:45,676
- Whoa! Keep me level!
- 1300
- 01:11:46,469 --> 01:11:49,013
- Come on, this way. Out, everybody.
- 1301
- 01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:50,932
- Yay!
- 1302
- 01:11:51,015 --> 01:11:52,517
- Thank you, Dr. Watson.
- 1303
- 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:55,228
- - Thank you, Dr. Watson.
- - [boy] You're my hero, Dr. Watson.
- 1304
- 01:11:58,314 --> 01:11:59,982
- - [fireworks exploding]
- - [grunting]
- 1305
- 01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:05,071
- I don't need you, Sherlock. I've got lots
- of people who want me as an archenemy.
- 1306
- 01:12:05,905 --> 01:12:07,573
- They're queuing up!
- 1307
- 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:10,618
- Ow!
- 1308
- 01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:11,828
- [groans]
- 1309
- 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:13,704
- I'm popular and bubbly.
- 1310
- 01:12:14,288 --> 01:12:15,748
- [cackling]
- 1311
- 01:12:18,042 --> 01:12:19,752
- - [gasps]
- - [laughs]
- 1312
- 01:12:20,461 --> 01:12:21,963
- I'm a pie about town.
- 1313
- 01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:27,927
- [grunts] You know,
- you're very needy for a villain.
- 1314
- 01:12:30,555 --> 01:12:33,182
- The bridge is up. The gnomes are smashed.
- 1315
- 01:12:33,266 --> 01:12:36,894
- And I guess this is the end
- of our little story, Sherlock.
- 1316
- 01:12:36,978 --> 01:12:39,146
- - [growls]
- - Come now, Moriarty.
- 1317
- 01:12:39,856 --> 01:12:43,025
- I think there's one more twist
- in the tale.
- 1318
- 01:12:43,109 --> 01:12:45,152
- Huh? No!
- 1319
- 01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:47,822
- You're past your sell-by date, Moriarty.
- 1320
- 01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:52,827
- You saved them? My life's work ruined?
- 1321
- 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:55,413
- The Sistine Chapel of evil plans
- 1322
- 01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:58,958
- and you just spray-painted
- a cartoon cat all over it!
- 1323
- 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:02,461
- Well, then, sir, my hat's off to you.
- 1324
- 01:13:02,795 --> 01:13:04,171
- Literally.
- 1325
- 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:05,464
- [gasping]
- 1326
- 01:13:05,548 --> 01:13:06,632
- No!
- 1327
- 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:09,802
- [Watson] Brace yourselves!
- 1328
- 01:13:13,472 --> 01:13:16,976
- Oh, Sherlock. You look tired.
- 1329
- 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:18,811
- [exclaims]
- 1330
- 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:21,981
- Have a little lie-down
- while I go chat to your friends.
- 1331
- 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:24,150
- Yeah. Back in a sec.
- 1332
- 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,401
- - [laughs]
- - [groans]
- 1333
- 01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:29,071
- - Whoo!
- - [Watson] And lift!
- 1334
- 01:13:29,155 --> 01:13:30,114
- Again!
- 1335
- 01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:31,532
- Watson, behind you!
- 1336
- 01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:33,200
- Hello!
- 1337
- 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:38,706
- - [yelps]
- - [cackles]
- 1338
- 01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:40,917
- Poor old miserabubble Watson.
- 1339
- 01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:43,836
- - Okay, bye-bye!
- - [Sherlock] No, Moriarty. Please.
- 1340
- 01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:45,421
- [groans]
- 1341
- 01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:50,217
- [sighs] Give it up, Sherlock.
- What you gonna do, depress me to death?
- 1342
- 01:13:50,718 --> 01:13:53,137
- This is where our story ends.
- 1343
- 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:58,225
- Come, Moriarty. Come dance with me.
- 1344
- 01:13:58,559 --> 01:13:59,602
- Oh, big hairy bums!
- 1345
- 01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,062
- [growls, slowed audio]
- 1346
- 01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:03,356
- [Watson, slowed audio] Sherlock!
- 1347
- 01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:16,118
- Ow!
- 1348
- 01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:23,793
- Sherlock Gnomes, I shall... [babbling]
- 1349
- 01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:26,462
- [groans] This water is disgusting.
- 1350
- 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:28,339
- Oh, it's going in my mouth!
- It's going in my mouth!
- 1351
- 01:14:28,923 --> 01:14:30,466
- Oh, no, my phone!
- 1352
- 01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:31,926
- [phone beeping]
- 1353
- 01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:33,302
- [babbling]
- 1354
- 01:14:38,015 --> 01:14:39,308
- You'd give your life for me?
- 1355
- 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:41,769
- Of course.
- 1356
- 01:14:41,852 --> 01:14:44,563
- Because you're the sworn protector
- of London's garden gnomes.
- 1357
- 01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:49,902
- No. Because we are the sworn protectors
- of London's garden gnomes.
- 1358
- 01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:53,489
- Watson and Sherlock, partners and friends.
- 1359
- 01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:57,368
- And I promise
- to treat my partner a lot better.
- 1360
- 01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:01,622
- That is, of course,
- if you'll have me back.
- 1361
- 01:15:02,206 --> 01:15:06,252
- Watson and Sherlock.
- I rather like the sound of that.
- 1362
- 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,339
- [crowd cheering]
- 1363
- 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:15,177
- [cheers, applause]
- 1364
- 01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:21,726
- So, Benny, you know how you said
- 1365
- 01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:24,353
- you only want to kiss someone
- if they want to kiss you back?
- 1366
- 01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:27,815
- - Uh...
- - Well, now is that time.
- 1367
- 01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:31,193
- [swoons]
- 1368
- 01:15:31,277 --> 01:15:34,363
- Where did you learn to kiss like that?
- 1369
- 01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:35,614
- The Internet.
- 1370
- 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,827
- Not bad for our first week in London.
- 1371
- 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:41,996
- You're the one who wanted an adventure.
- 1372
- 01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:44,498
- Yeah, with you. Always with you.
- 1373
- 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:54,759
- [crowd cheering]
- 1374
- 01:16:03,601 --> 01:16:06,103
- [Lady Bluebury]
- What a perfect spring day.
- 1375
- 01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:09,607
- The garden looks absolutely glorious.
- 1376
- 01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:13,402
- It truly does.
- Juliet, I am so proud of you.
- 1377
- 01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:14,820
- Thanks, Dad.
- 1378
- 01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:21,827
- Watson!
- 1379
- 01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:24,663
- Oh, Sherlock. I didn't even see you there.
- 1380
- 01:16:24,997 --> 01:16:28,000
- [chuckles] Yes. I suppose I deserve that.
- 1381
- 01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:29,919
- This is nice!
- 1382
- 01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:31,170
- Yes
- 1383
- 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:33,798
- When do we attack?
- 1384
- 01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:39,553
- On this day, the first day of spring,
- 1385
- 01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:42,431
- we are here to celebrate
- our new leaders...
- 1386
- 01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:44,975
- Gnomeo and Juliet.
- 1387
- 01:16:45,059 --> 01:16:46,519
- [gnomes cheering]
- 1388
- 01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:49,647
- Is this what I think it is?
- 1389
- 01:16:50,022 --> 01:16:52,900
- A Cupid's Arrow Orchid. Our flower.
- 1390
- 01:16:56,862 --> 01:17:00,032
- So I guess this is officially
- our garden now.
- 1391
- 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:04,954
- It is. And I'll never forget the most
- important thing in this garden is you.
- 1392
- 01:17:05,746 --> 01:17:07,665
- Ooh, that was super cheesy.
- 1393
- 01:17:07,748 --> 01:17:10,209
- No, it was extremely romantic.
- 1394
- 01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:13,087
- - Grade-A cheddar.
- - Will you shut up and kiss me?
- 1395
- 01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:14,296
- [gnomes] Ooh!
- 1396
- 01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:16,715
- - [cheering]
- - [pop song playing]
- 1397
- 01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,843
- [woman singing]
- 1398
- 01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:21,137
- [sobbing]
- 1399
- 01:17:23,097 --> 01:17:25,182
- Yay! Yay!
- 1400
- 01:17:25,266 --> 01:17:26,308
- [all gasp]
- 1401
- 01:17:27,351 --> 01:17:28,519
- What?
- 1402
- 01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:33,315
- Watson, do you see
- how they look at one another?
- 1403
- 01:17:33,607 --> 01:17:37,319
- Recalculating likelihood of breakup at 0%.
- 1404
- 01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:39,738
- Could that possibly be right?
- 1405
- 01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:43,868
- Elementary, my dear Sherlock. Elementary.
- 1406
- 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:57,131
- [song continues]
- 1407
- 01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:07,368
- [song ends]
- 1408
- 01:19:07,451 --> 01:19:09,203
- [new song playing]
- 1409
- 01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:22,383
- [woman singing]
- 1410
- 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,639
- [song ends]
- 1411
- 01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,903
- [blows raspberry, laughs]
- 1412
- 01:25:58,278 --> 01:25:59,237
- Ow!
- 1413
- 01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:01,740
- I hate you, Sherlock Gnomes.
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