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- >You are a unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
- >And right now you are a happy and content fluffy.
- >You found a great laying rock while looking for nummies.
- >It is a grey, black speckled square rock raised from the ground.
- >You found some red flower nummies beside it that you ate.
- >You had to avoid the stems because they had thorns and gave you owwies.
- >After your snack you saw how big and flat the rock was.
- >You hopped up on it and laid out letting the sun warm your fluff as cool air blew through it.
- >Sometimes it is good just to lay back and relax.
- >You have rolled on your back with your eyes closed and a smile on your face.
- >Your tummy is warming under the sun’s rays.
- >A shadow falls over you.
- >You quit smiling.
- >A stupid cloud has blocked your warmies.
- >You lay there for a bit but the shadow keeps over you.
- >You snort.
- >You guess it is time to get up.
- >You start to wiggle up and-
- >You see the winkled monster standing above you blocking the sun and smiling.
- >”Munsta!”
- >You turn and run off the other side of the raised crypt.
- >The man shouts after you, “Please don’t run! I don’t want to hurt you!”
- >You hit the ground and roll.
- >You come up on your hooves and start to run.
- >You hear the man chasing after you, “Wait! I have cans of spaghetti for you!”
- >You run and find a cross tombstone and get behind it.
- >You start to wish you hadn’t told your owchie friends to stay back.
- >They could have warned you-
- *pop*
- >You spin around.
- >He managed to get behind you!
- >He is pouring out a pile of noodley goodness right in front of you.
- >”I have been watching you.”
- >”You seem like a good smarty friend.”
- >”God rewards good fluffies.”
- >You stare at the pile for a second and smack your lips.
- >Wait! He is trying to trick you again!
- >You close your eyes and spin running away.
- >You open your eyes again and start to whiz between the tombstones.
- >You will lose this two legged monster soon-
- >The man steps out from behind a rock in front of you, “I have tended this eternal resting placed for decades little one.”
- >”I know this place like the back of my hand.”
- >You turn and run again.
- >You run to a row of raised caskets and see Helper walk out from the end.
- >He turns and sees you, “Hewwo! Haf nyu fwen heaw ‘bout de bestest ting fo fwuffy?”
- >You turn and see the old priest walking behind you.
- >You run between two caskets and take another turn.
- >You realize you can’t out run the man.
- >You fall rolling and closing your eyes.
- >You come to a rest not moving.
- >Helper comes truddling around a raised casket running after you, “De Biggest Daddeh wub aww gud fwuffy! Dey am skwetties and huggies-….”
- >He freezes when he sees your still form, “NUUUUU!”
- >He truddles up to your still body.
- >”Why gud fwuffy get owwies? Pwease get up fwen! Pweas….. wahhhhhhhh!”
- >He starts to hug your body.
- >The man gets closer.
- >”Oh no… I just wanted to teach him the good word…”
- >He reaches down and rubs your body.
- >”Wow, he feels pretty sturdy…”
- >He places a finger on the side of your neck.
- >”Well I’ll be…”
- >The man stands up.
- >”Pwease fwen! Pwease wakies! Huu huuuu…”
- *pop*
- >”Its ok helper, I think I know what will fix him up.”
- >He pours out the can of spaghetti right in front of your mouth.
- >Helper drops you and starts to nibble at the pile, “Pwease… *nom* wak- *nom*…. Huuuu…”
- >The smell starts to make your mouth water.
- >After a moment you stomp the ground then get up and start eating.
- >Helper jumps back with his jaw agape staring in awe, “Am mawicle!”
- >You snap between mouthfuls, “Nuu! *nom*nom*nom* Am munsta! *nom*nom*nom*”
- >”I won’t hurt you little one. I just want to teach you that there is a better way in life.”
- >After the spaghetti is gone you step back and give the monster a raspberry, “Nuu! Yoo wan twick Deadmeat!”
- >Helper gets an indignant look to his face, “Daddeh nuu twick! Daddeh am gud daddeh!”
- >You stick your tongue out at Helper, “Nuu! Aww munsta am bad!”
- >The man laughs, “Its ok Helper. I’m not a bad human little one.”
- >He gets down on one knee and looks at you, “Tell me truly, has every human you met been bad?”
- >You think for a moment.
- >You think of the stinky water monster.
- >”Deadmeat know one munsta nuu bad as west…”
- >You back up a bit, “Bu’ efen dat munsta twy twick Deadmeat…”
- >The man smiles, “I will not trick you. That is a sin.”
- >You look at the man for a moment, “Wha am sin?”
- >Helper jumps up and down, “Hewpeh know wha sin am!”
- >Helper looks at you, “Sin am when fwuffy am bad and do tings de Biggest Daddeh nuu wike!”
- >You start to turn away, “Deadmeat haf nuu daddeh so Deadmeat nuu cawe.”
- >Helper yells out, “But de Biggest Daddeh am aww fwuffy daddeh!”
- >The man says, “That’s right! He takes care of all good fluffies!”
- >You stare back at the man as he continues, “He looks after all good fluffies and is always there when they need him!”
- >”Den why am Deadmeat nuu see dis fwuffy?”
- >The man pauses taken back, “No, God isn’t a fluffy.”
- >”Am daddeh of aww tings? Den daddeh of fwuffy?”
- >”Yes! That is exactly-“
- >”Onwy fwuffy be fwuffy daddeh!”
- >You stare at the man as Helper starts to babble, “Nuu! Daddeh know wha Biggest Daddeh am! Yoo wisten!”
- >The man laughs, “I guess I never thought of it that way, but that isn’t what the good book says.”
- >The man keeps talking, “But that isn’t important now.”
- >”I plan on spreading the holy word to everyone and that includes fluffies!”
- >The man throws his arms to the sky, “God is great and he looks down on us every day!”
- >He points at you, “And you need to know how you stand before God!”
- >”Only through God’s grace is anything possible!”
- >Helper is sitting up looking at the sky and wagging his tail, “Amen! Hawawuuyeh!”
- >You just stare at this strange human yelling at the sky and everything in general.
- >”But God doesn’t help out just anyone! He doesn’t help out just anything!”
- >”No! he looks at his works as a garden!”
- >”You have to ask yourself, are you a fruitful vine producing goodness or a weed!
- >”Something useless contributing nothing!”
- >”I ask you now! What are you!?”
- >You cock your head puzzled, “Am Deadmeat.”
- >”No! You have been a weed!”
- >Helper hops up, “Weed! Nuu be weed!”
- >”I will teach you to be fruitful! Because God wants you to be fruitful!”
- >”He will reward good fluffies because he is everywhere and sees everything!”
- >”Anything bad that happens is because of sin!”
- >”Nuuuu! Nuu wan be bad fwuffy! Nuu wet sin make Hewpeh bad fwuffy!”
- >”He can save you and keep you from danger and he does so if you are a good fluffy!”
- >”So listen to the good word of God!”
- >”Pwaise Biggest Daddeh!”
- >The man calms and looks at you, “Come to God, bring your herd.”
- >”Every other smarty has accepted him into his herd.”
- >”With him you will never have to worry about anything again!”
- >”You will get to Heaven!”
- >You stare at the man for a bit.
- >”Dis daddeh am efewy pwace?”
- >He smiles, “Yes!”
- >”Dis daddeh am kee’ bad tings fwom happen fwuffy?”
- >”Yes! You got it!”
- >He smiles warmly, “He looks after all good fluffies.”
- >”Hawawuuyeh! De Biggest Daddeh haf nudder gud fwuffy!”
- >”If fwuffy am gud fwuffy Biggest Daddeh nuu wet bad ting happen?”
- >The man takes out another can of spaghetti and sits it down.
- >You lower your head closing your eyes, “De Biggest Daddeh am dere fo fwuffies…”
- >”That’s right.”
- >”Hawawuuyeh!”
- >”You are a good fluffy. Bring your herd and I can teach them the way to a better life.”
- >”I will lead them to Heaven…”
- >You start to clench your teeth, ”Deadmeat am gud fwuffy… “
- >”I know you are. That’s why-“
- >You look up at the man seething, “Den why speshul fwen get biggest owchies!”
- >The man and Helper look shocked.
- >”Deadmeat do gud tings and fwen get owwies!”
- >”Deadmeat get owwies!”
- >”Deadmeat see bad fwuffies get gud tings!”
- >”GUD FWUFFIES GET DEAD!”
- >You look up at the sky, “Dum dum daddeh up der!?”
- >You run up to a tombstone and lean on it with your front hooves looking up at the sky.
- >”Dum dum! Deadmeat wan yoo hewe!”
- >You are huffing.
- >“I am sorry little one but God doesn’t-“
- >”Whewe yoo am at!? Deadmeat say yoo come hewe NOA!”
- >You huff a bit more before giving the sky a raspberry.
- >You get down and look back at the man.
- >”Yoo say Deadmeat nuu gud fwuffy!”
- >You truddle to the can of spaghetti and swat at it.
- >”Yoo wie! Yoo twy twick Deadmeat!”
- >”No! God does take care of good fluffies! He-“
- >”Why speshul fwens dead!?
- >”WHY DEADMEAT BABBEH BYE BYE!”
- >The man seems at a loss for words as helper is laying on his belly looking at you.
- >You stomp and get back on the tomb stone looking up.
- >You point to the sky, “Dey nuu fwuffy up der!”
- >The man lowers his head, “I am sorry, I had no idea you have had so many trials.”
- >You puff you cheeks and stomp, “Yoo go way! Deadmeat nuu wan see dum dum munsta!”
- >You start to stomp away.
- >”I will pray for you little one!”
- >”Hewpeh pway too…”
- >You don’t even turn around, ”Deadmeat nuu wan pway noa!”
- >You stomp all the way back to your hidey hole.
- >You walk to your nest and lay down resting your head on the soft RIP letters.
- >You feel a nose touching your rump.
- >Before he can sniff you swat Haze with your tail, “Go way!”
- >”Tee hee hee!”
- >Haze crawls by giggling.
- >Pookie walks up, “Smawty… Pookie tink yoo nee wook at Bwoose… nuu tink he gud fwuffy…”
- >Momma fluffy comes scooting up, “Mommeh nee nummies! Gif bestest gud feew fo mo nummies pwease!”
- >A shadow falls over your hidey hole.
- >You hear Bruce yelling, “Go way! Dis am smawty’s wand!”
- >Pookie starts to shout, “Gif dum dum hoomin sowwy poopies!”
- >You glance up and see the man standing at the front of your hidey hole.
- >His clerical collar adorning his neck.
- >You snort, “Deadmeat teww yoo go way! Nuu wan heaw yoo twicks!”
- >The man slowly grabs the bars of your hidey hole.
- >You don’t care.
- >He cannot get between the bars.
- >You start to lay your head back down.
- >”God hates all you abominations!”
- >”YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL!”
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