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three people locked themselves in a room with a package and when the door briefly opened two of them were on leashes barking and they slammed the door shut:

it was me, another dude and a bunch of girl friends hanging out in a open space party and one of them was like 'hey im scared the other dude is gonna hit on me can i sit on your lap and pretend we're a thing' and TO THIS DAY I STILL DON'T KNOW IF SHE WAS HITTING ON ME OR IF IT WAS REAL:

Getting hit on and making out with a guy at the gay bar and enjoying it until I see him kiss his bf later, then telling the bf about it only for him to say “Good morals! But I told him to hit on you because I thought you’d be cute together”:

Was drunk of my ass at this midnight concert and this girl we met in line faked being deaf because she was fluent in asl apparently to grab a setlist after the fact:

Ok very tame but i was open about my sexuality to some coursemates during a night out and one of them started dancing with me and I thought she was just being friendly and inclusive because it was my first time hanging out with them. but nope, she was just trying to hook me up with the other gay guy on the course who i didnt even know was gay:

we left a like on yelp for a strippy club so we could get half off at the door ($10 cover instead of $20, then you get to have ten singles to fuck around with!!!), later a stripper came up to me during a dance and it was too much and I almost passed out!:

When I blacked out before we got in and puked on everyone in the club line yasss:

Getting offered a Juul hit, a dab hit, a coke bump, and a tab of molly by the same guy who then said “You’re smart for staying out of this shit” each time I turned him down - he later tried to make out with me:

A party of drunk folks in "normie" clothing showing up at the end of goth night, requesting one last song (Closer by NIN), and starting a horny conga line when the DJ humored them by playing it. honestly they were so valid:

once i was with my friends in a line for a club and i was in a horrible mood for some reason, and this guy approaches my friend and says something like, hey does my outfit good and i immediately went, "she's literally blind. she can't tell you that. isn't that a really inconsiderate thing to ask?" and for some reason my friend went along with it and was like oh yeah they are my seeing eye person DJFHJSFD???:

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