4OAM S.2 Ep.9: "Seriously Serious"

Four Ore’s and More Season 2 Episode 9: “Seriously Serious”



Intro



Dun dun dun dun dun dunn!!

F-o ur o-r-e, join the world of the ore family!

(dun dun dun dunn)

Cuz’ we got it alll!!

(guitar riff x4)

Coal, Gold, Sapphire and Emer-ald!!

(DUN!)

It’s Four Ore’s and More!!

(guitar riff)

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(The episode starts with the family having breakfast)

(The dad enters the house)

Daddyore: Hey kids, I came back after climbing up the mine, took me a while.

(silence)

Mellia: So kids, how was your day?

Gold: The day just started.

(silence)

Coal: What's for breakfast, Mum?

Daddyore: Beef jerky, for you!

Coal: Oh shush.

Mellia: Hey, what's the matter?

Coal: I don't want to talk about it.

Daddyore: Me too.

Mellia: Sigh.

Emerald: So, I guess we're aren't having breakfast, then. I'll go now.

Later, in the living room.

(Sapphire, Emerald and Gold are watching a cartoon)

Gold: Hey, how did that guy fly all the way up to the roof of that building?


....

Gold: He just grabbed a gun out of no-where!

...

Gold: He just spoke to us, impossible!!

Emerald: Oh my gosh, can you just shut up and stop being serious all the time?!

Gold: I'm not serious ALL the time!

Sapphire: I'm gonna agree with Emerald here.

Gold: Name a few times I was serious.

Emerald: You came up with a long unnecessary plan for a pillow fight, led us to do a protest to attack vegans, kept complaining about what a frog should actually eat when it doesn't actually matter, complained about Dad and I cooking bad pizzas for Kenton, worrying that our OWN restaurant will get shut down! Forget it, we're not hanging out with you anymore.

Gold: What?!

Emerald: Let's go to school, Sapphire

Sapphire: Bye, Gold...

Gold: Maybe I am a bit too serious, I need to fix that.

(Gold sees the TV)

TV: Join the Bicentennial Bicycle Championships to win a prize and prove that you are the pure source of fun!!

Gold: And I know just how to do it.

(Gold runs outside to get his bicycle)

Later, Coal is at school

Coal: Guys, can I tell you something?

Dan: Go ahead.

Coal: Well, there's something wrong with me, I seem to be getting sweatier, there's like hair on myself and when I see girls I get nervous!

(Dan starts jumping up and down)

Charlie: Demonstrate.

(Coal goes up to Chloe)

Coal: Hey, Chloe.

Chloe: Hey, Coal! What's up?

Coal: Umm...

(Coal stares at her face)

Coal: Woah... I mean, yeah...

Chloe: Well, we have Math, see you there!

Coal: Yeah... agh!

(Coal turns around to his friends)

Charlie: OK, I see. What about the sweat?

(Charlie puts his hand on his face)

Charlie: Greasy. What about the hair on yourself?

Coal: Don't you think we should go in the bathroom?

(Charlie stretches out his hands)

Coal: LET'S GO!

(They enter the toilet, Dan is still shaking up and down)

Wille: OK, now.

(Wille takes off his trousers and pants)

Coal: Dude, I could've done it myself.

Wille: Oh, yeah... sorry.

Charlie: That's quite-

(Coal quickly puts them back up)

Coal: Dan, what the hell are you doing?

Dan: YOU'RE GOING THROUGH PUBERTY!!!

Coal: Jeez, I'm right here.

Dan: AAAAAAAAAAA!!! But you're 15 and you're already having it early!

Coal: Why are you so happy about this?

Dan: Well.....

#It just goes to show
That you need to know
The wonders of going through puberty
It's not emotional cruelty!!

You eventually start to like girls
Like ones with the blonde curls
You're gonna get sweatier
The sign of you getting hornier

You'll fuel your desire
Disagree and you're a big liar
You'll be able to play with yourself
When you imagine about you and herself

You can play with objects
Don't objectify!
Have fun with the pillow
The feeling like a squishy marshmallow!!

Oh... there's tons of fun things for you to to do when you have puberty!
The immunity to see nudity
Don't waste the opportunity
There's tons! Tons! Tons of things to do when you have.... PUBERTY!!!#

Coal: This legitimately made me sweat even more.

Later, Gold cycles to the Championships

Welcome to the Bicentennial Bicycle Championships AKA Tour of Funbardy! We have about 12 contestants here today and-

Gold: Wait! A new contestant, me!

OK then, 13 contestants here today and let's get started, on your marks...

Gold: Hey, dude. I'm here.

Kid: Right.

Get set...

Gold: To have fun.

Kid: When it comes to cycling, it's winner takes all.

GO!!!

(They start cycling, Gold goes quite fast)

Later, in Coal's class.

Coal: G-guys, help!

Charlie: What is it, dude?

Coal: Look, Chloe is in front of me.

(Dan starts jumping up and down again)

Charlie: Yeah?

Coal: The smell of her hair, like ones with the blonde curls, remember?

Charlie: Yeah, but.. oh my.

Coal: What?

Wille: Umm, look under you.

(Coal looks down)

Coal: AGHHH!! What's happening?!

Wille: Let's just say your sausage is now seasoned.

Mr. Merdon: Coal! Since your very talkative today, I suppose you wouldn't mind come up to the board and telling the class what we are learning today.

Coal: Oh, it's fine, I just-

Mr. Merdon: Nah, come up!

Coal: Crap...

(Coal grabs his book and puts it over his parts)

Mr. Merdon: No cheating, Coal!

Coal: No, but sir you don't understand!!

(Mr Merdon takes the book away and it reveals Coal's seasoned sausage, the boys start laughing except Coal's friends)

Charlie: Oh no, this might lead to him moving schools!!

(The girls start staring at it)

(Coal starts crying and runs to the bathroom)

Later, at home

Mellia: Kids, have you seen Gold?

Emerald: We're seeing the live bicycle competition right now!

Mellia: There he is! Oh gosh, he might get so tired from all of the laps he might fall down! Let's go get him, guys.

Daddyore: We can take the car. I mean, I can take the car.

Emerald (looks at us): Here's the remote, press the button.

Later in the bathroom...

(Coal is still crying)

Wille: Coal, we're so sorry it happened, but it happens to everyone eventually.

Coal: I know, but it was SOOO embarrassing!

Dan: The girls seemed to like it.

(Wille nudged Dan)

Coal: I'll never be able to hear the end of it!

Charlie: Don't worry, dude. Soon enough, it'll just be a funny memory to everyone.

Coal: Yeah, yeah you're right.

(A car crashes into the bathroom)

Mellia: Hop on, Coal!

Daddyore: No.

Mellia: Hon, he's part of the family.

Coal: Bye guys.

(Coal goes into the car)

(The car starts driving, crashing into loads of cars and buildings, they enter the Bicycle championships, they drive up the mountain)

Mellia: Gold!! You're about to fall!!

Gold: HELP!!!

Daddyore: I got an idea!

(He runs to a competitor, throws him away and takes the bicycle)

Emerald: What are you doing?!

Daddyore: Saving my son!

(Gold falls down, Daddyore starts cycling, but it breaks)

Mellia: He's doomed, we're doomed, the championships are gonna be postponed.

Sapphire: I never really had a connection with it anyways.

Daddyore: Well then, I'll save my son, with my legs!!

(Daddyore starts running, jumps off the mountain and catches Gold)

Gold: Dad?

Daddyore: That's me! The most spectacular rock star in the music worl-

(They land on the floor and Daddyore dies)

Gold: Well, fun's fun, but this wasn't.

(The episode ends)