One Shot Collection (February 2013)

Random One shots I wrote in Febuary

>Day Supernatural in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>A hunter of the supernatural.
>You've been to Hell, Heaven and Purgatory and wrap around back to earth.
>Although you retired.
>Currently, you're on your computer looking up anime and eating apple pie.
>Sweet Jesus you love pie.
>Applejack knows it too.
>Would fuck her for some more too.
>Suddenly, your front door flings open.
>"Anon! We got a case!"
>Oh it's your brother and some other guy.
"Damn it, I'm in the middle of my pie time."
>"Well it's gonna have to wait because we have this.."
>He walks over to you and slaps a newspaper on the table.
>The title said "A spooky problem in Ponyville".
"So? It's Equestria, everything is spooky and mystical."
>"Well, I also have a witness, tell him Jc."
"Hold on, what the hell kind of name is Jc?"
>"It's just a nickname."
"Whatever go on."
>"So I was at my house like any other day, feeling a lonely..."
"Yeah?"
>"Just wishing I could get laid, not to good with the ladies, I'm no 'Dan the Ladies Man'."
"Obviously."
>"Anyway, a yellow winged creature by the name of Fluttershy, offered me an eternity of sexual pleasure...for my soul and every night she visits me trying to get my soul and every time I decline, she kills a cat."
"So we're dealing with a succubus?"
>"So it seems."
"Alright, how do we gank this son of a bitch?"
>"According to old folklore, dealing with succubi in Equestria isn't a permanent fix."
"I've been through hell and back. What do we need to do?"
>"Well, we can't gank it, only keep it dormant for 700 hundred years."
"Sounds permanent to me, what do we have to do?"
>"You must tell it your fetish and then spend the 700 hundred years with it, in it's realm."
"Aww hell, welp Jc ready to spend 700 years of being fucked every waking moment for 700 years?"
>"I'll do it for the cats."
"Well Jc, looks like you're gonna be..."
>Fucking Fluttershy.

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>Day the power UMMF~ in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>And every mare fears your power.
>Even Fluttershy.
>She's learned her lesson...multiple times.
>It's time to wake up.
>Check em'
>8:01 am.
"Damn it."
>Wait a second you can fix this.
"UMMF~"
>You pelvic thrust your alarm clock.
>8:00 am.
"Fuck yeah."
>You slide outta bed to get ready for the day.
>You walk to your bathroom door and use your almighty power to open it.
"UMMF~"
>You pelvis thrust the door open.
>Damn near flung off the hinges.
>You gotta be careful with that.
>You do the holy sacred morning ritual that you're sure performed in the multiverse by all humans everywhere.
>Put on some fresh clothes and bolt it downstairs.
>Time fo dem Appa Snaps yo.
>Shut up inner black man.
>You get your bowl and box of Appa Snaps and place them on the table.
>You reach into the fridge and grab a carton of milk.
>You have a seat at the table and look at the milk carton to see who's been missing.
>Something about someone's sides missing.
>You pour your milk only to find it isn't enough.
"Oh no not today."
>You place the milk carton on the table.
"UMMF~"
>Pelvic thrust that mofo.
>Inner black man, please shut up.
>You check your carton and see the sides have been found AND that the carton is full.
>You pour your milk.
>Yo, where that come from yo? What if that's like..ya know.
>You're not having breakfast this morning.
>Suddenly, a knock knock at the door.
>Shuffle you're way to the door and answer it.
>It's Fluttershy, she seems confident.
"Here for another lesson?"
>"Actually, I'm here to teach you one."
"Oh?"
>"Mhm, you have the power of the UMMF~, but I have the power of the AAaaah~"
>Suddenly, you clutch your chest and fall to your knees and could've sworn you came.
"What is this...Tom Foolery?"
>"Oh wouldn't like to know? Aaaaah~"
>You pass out from the overwhelming power of Ahhh~.
>You wake up in your bed and see Fluttershy cackling to herself.
>You're chained to the bed, hands and feet.

>She crawls on top of you and slowly pulls away your pants.
>Unable to stop her it seems.
>She finally gets your pants off as well as your boxers.
>She oogles and drools at the sight of your member.
>She puts on a sinister smirk.
>"Looks like I won Anon. You're trapped."
"You've made a mistake."
>"Oh and what mistake is that?"
"Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never ever put in a trap..."
>"And what would that be sir?"
"Me."
>"What are yo-"
"UMMF~"
>You pelvic thrust into the air and suddenly the iron cuffs that have you chained to your bed come loose.
>Fluttershy orgasms as she falls off the bed and squirts her sin juice.
>She bundles up into a fetal position as her eyes become wide as well as her pupils turning into mere pinpricks as she marinates in her own mare juices
>"Can't....handle....hot...monkey.."
>You hop off the bed and pick up the orgasm traumatized mare and toss her out of the bedroom window.
>You dust off your hands and go about the rest of your day.
>This day wasn't so bad.
>On a scale from one to ten you'd say....eleven.