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  1. яєι (10:21:30 AM): but guh I'm still tired even though I forced myself to wake up now
  2. яєι (10:21:51 AM): because I have to get ready for work an hour earlier than normal since I have to pick up my coworker =_=
  3. נσ∂ιє (10:22:28 AM): Balls
  4. נσ∂ιє (10:22:32 AM): HAVE FUN WITH THAT 8D
  5. яєι (10:22:39 AM): DX
  6. נσ∂ιє (10:23:27 AM): Yeah that kinda sucks though
  7. נσ∂ιє (10:23:45 AM): I hate going to work earlier than I have to, but it's nice that you're doing that for them all the same
  8. яєι (10:23:56 AM): yeah
  9. яєι (10:24:14 AM): he got into a small motorcycle accident yesterday on his way to class or something
  10. яєι (10:24:23 AM): he's not horribly injured but then again
  11. яєι (10:24:34 AM): he has a tendency to downplay stuff like that :-\
  12. נσ∂ιє (10:24:54 AM): Ah, I see @@...
  13. נσ∂ιє (10:25:00 AM): I hope it's nothing serious
  14. яєι (10:25:29 AM): he said he just scrapped his elbow but idk
  15. яєι (10:25:35 AM): will see when I pick him up fff
  16. נσ∂ιє (10:25:39 AM): Yeah
  17. נσ∂ιє (10:25:42 AM): watch him have
  18. נσ∂ιє (10:25:49 AM): bandages all over his head
  19. נσ∂ιє (10:25:55 AM): and a full body cast
  20. נσ∂ιє (10:26:00 AM): "I'M GOOD REI LET'S GO"
  21. яєι (10:26:06 AM): fffffffflaskdjflaksdj
  22. яєι (10:26:09 AM): oh gosh
  23. яєι (10:26:14 AM): he would do something like that
  24. яєι (10:26:25 AM): 'NO I'M GOOD I CAN WORK'
  25. נσ∂ιє (10:26:47 AM): LMAO
  26. נσ∂ιє (10:26:53 AM): AS HE MUMMIES OUT TO YOUR CAR
  27. נσ∂ιє (10:27:16 AM): "I GOT THIS I GOT THIS I -/trip"
  28. נσ∂ιє (10:27:55 AM): "/INCESSANT SCREAMING"
  29. נσ∂ιє (10:28:16 AM): "OKAY. OKAY I'M GOOD JUST ROLL ME THE REST OF THE WAY LIKE A ROLL OF TP. ONLY DON'T UNWIND ME"
  30. яєι (10:28:47 AM): LMFAOALSKDJFALSKDJ
  31. яєι (10:28:50 AM): OH GOSH I CAN'T EVEN
  32. яєι (10:28:54 AM): DYING
  33. נσ∂ιє (10:32:17 AM): AND THEN HE ROLLS TOO FAR ANYWAY
  34. נσ∂ιє (10:32:32 AM): AND HIS BANDAGES CATCH IN THE WHEEL OF A CAR
  35. נσ∂ιє (10:32:42 AM): AND HE GETS DRAGGED TO NEW MEXICO
  36. נσ∂ιє (10:32:45 AM): GOOD JOB REI
  37. яєι (10:33:29 AM): LAKSDJFLAKJSDF
  38. яєι (10:33:31 AM): BUTBUT
  39. яєι (10:33:40 AM): IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT
  40. яєι (10:33:45 AM): I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE DX
  41. נσ∂ιє (10:33:52 AM): IT'S YOUR FAULT HE GOT INTO THIS ACCIDENT
  42. נσ∂ιє (10:33:59 AM): HOPE HE LIKES TACOS AND BURRITOS
  43. яєι (10:34:07 AM): ASLDKFJA CRYING
  44. яєι (10:34:17 AM): he actually doesn't but LMFAO
  45. נσ∂ιє (10:34:25 AM): THAT'S EVEN WORSE
  46. נσ∂ιє (10:35:20 AM): YOU JUST SENT HIM TO WASTE AWAY THEN OR EAT TERRIBLE FOOD OF TERRIBLE
  47. נσ∂ιє (10:35:33 AM): HE WILL CRY AS HE MUNCHES THEM AND THINKS OF YOU
  48. яєι (10:36:15 AM): ASLDKFJASD
  49. яєι (10:36:21 AM): I AM DYING
  50. яєι (10:36:24 AM): I CAN'T EVEN
  51. яєι (10:36:26 AM): ALSDKJFALS
  52. נσ∂ιє (10:37:27 AM): And then he ends up loving tacos and burritos and opens a stand down there instead and makes DE REI
  53. נσ∂ιє (10:37:58 AM): AND IT IS THE MOST HIDEOUS ANGRY BURRITO TO HAVE EVER BURRITO'D AND ANYONE WHO EATS IT THEIR MOUTH LIGHTS ON FIRE INSTANTANEOUSLY
  54. яєι (10:39:05 AM): ALSKDFJALKSDJFLSKDJ
  55. яєι (10:39:13 AM): CRYING
  56. яєι (10:39:23 AM): WILL I FOREVER HAVE THIS REPUTATION NOW D8
  57. נσ∂ιє (10:39:37 AM): YES YES YOU WILL
  58. נσ∂ιє (10:39:58 AM): IT WILL BE A VERY MOUTH ON FUCKING FIRE IMPRESSION THAT ALL WILL SAVOR BEFORE DYING FROM
  59. яєι (10:40:14 AM): ALSDKFJALSKDJ
  60. яєι (10:40:21 AM): WHY DO THEY DIE FROM IT !?!?!?
  61. נσ∂ιє (10:40:32 AM): BECAUSE IT'S JUST THAT FUCKING EVILLY HOT
  62. яєι (10:40:44 AM): ALSKDJFLAKJDF
  63. яєι (10:40:52 AM): THE RESENTMENT
  64. яєι (10:40:54 AM): I CAN FEEL IT
  65. נσ∂ιє (10:41:05 AM): BURNING IN YOUR MOUTH
  66. נσ∂ιє (10:41:10 AM): BURNING IN YOUR STOMACH
  67. נσ∂ιє (10:41:14 AM): OH FUCK WAIT YEP YOU'RE DEAD
  68. яєι (10:42:03 AM): ASDKFALSJDHF DDDDDDDDDDDDX
  69. נσ∂ιє (10:42:34 AM): ....
  70. נσ∂ιє (10:42:36 AM): FFFFFFFFF
  71. נσ∂ιє (10:43:51 AM): I LIKE HOW THIS DEVOLVED INTO SOMETHING SO FUCKING WHAT IN THE MORNING
  72. яєι (10:45:15 AM): LMFAOALSKDJFSLDKJ RIGHT
  73. яєι (10:45:18 AM): I STILL CAN'T EVEN
  74. נσ∂ιє (10:47:17 AM): LMAO BREATHE REI
  75. яєι (10:47:58 AM): I AM NOW
  76. נσ∂ιє (10:48:01 AM): GOOD
  77. נσ∂ιє (10:48:05 AM): THOUGH
  78. נσ∂ιє (10:48:06 AM): AT LEAST
  79. נσ∂ιє (10:48:23 AM): YOU NOW HAVE A WAY OF BEING REMEMBERED
  80. נσ∂ιє (10:48:29 AM): REI THE ANGRY BURRITO
  81. яєι (10:48:36 AM): LMFAOASLDKFJLSKJDFLAKSDJ
  82. яєι (10:48:45 AM): I DON'T WANT TO BE REMEMBERED LIKE THAT THOUGH
  83. נσ∂ιє (10:48:55 AM): BUTBUT
  84. נσ∂ιє (10:49:00 AM): IT'S AT LEAST GOT A RING TO IT
  85. яєι (10:49:12 AM): NOPE DO NOT WANT OKAY
  86. נσ∂ιє (10:49:29 AM): LMAO SURE YOU DO
  87. яєι (10:51:16 AM): NOPENOPE
  88. נσ∂ιє (10:51:24 AM): YEPYEP
  89. яєι (10:51:50 AM): (NOTTALKING)
  90. נσ∂ιє (10:52:06 AM): (OH YEAH?)
  91. яєι (10:52:45 AM): (YEAH)
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