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- яєι (10:21:30 AM): but guh I'm still tired even though I forced myself to wake up now
- яєι (10:21:51 AM): because I have to get ready for work an hour earlier than normal since I have to pick up my coworker =_=
- נσ∂ιє (10:22:28 AM): Balls
- נσ∂ιє (10:22:32 AM): HAVE FUN WITH THAT 8D
- яєι (10:22:39 AM): DX
- נσ∂ιє (10:23:27 AM): Yeah that kinda sucks though
- נσ∂ιє (10:23:45 AM): I hate going to work earlier than I have to, but it's nice that you're doing that for them all the same
- яєι (10:23:56 AM): yeah
- яєι (10:24:14 AM): he got into a small motorcycle accident yesterday on his way to class or something
- яєι (10:24:23 AM): he's not horribly injured but then again
- яєι (10:24:34 AM): he has a tendency to downplay stuff like that :-\
- נσ∂ιє (10:24:54 AM): Ah, I see @@...
- נσ∂ιє (10:25:00 AM): I hope it's nothing serious
- яєι (10:25:29 AM): he said he just scrapped his elbow but idk
- яєι (10:25:35 AM): will see when I pick him up fff
- נσ∂ιє (10:25:39 AM): Yeah
- נσ∂ιє (10:25:42 AM): watch him have
- נσ∂ιє (10:25:49 AM): bandages all over his head
- נσ∂ιє (10:25:55 AM): and a full body cast
- נσ∂ιє (10:26:00 AM): "I'M GOOD REI LET'S GO"
- яєι (10:26:06 AM): fffffffflaskdjflaksdj
- яєι (10:26:09 AM): oh gosh
- яєι (10:26:14 AM): he would do something like that
- яєι (10:26:25 AM): 'NO I'M GOOD I CAN WORK'
- נσ∂ιє (10:26:47 AM): LMAO
- נσ∂ιє (10:26:53 AM): AS HE MUMMIES OUT TO YOUR CAR
- נσ∂ιє (10:27:16 AM): "I GOT THIS I GOT THIS I -/trip"
- נσ∂ιє (10:27:55 AM): "/INCESSANT SCREAMING"
- נσ∂ιє (10:28:16 AM): "OKAY. OKAY I'M GOOD JUST ROLL ME THE REST OF THE WAY LIKE A ROLL OF TP. ONLY DON'T UNWIND ME"
- яєι (10:28:47 AM): LMFAOALSKDJFALSKDJ
- яєι (10:28:50 AM): OH GOSH I CAN'T EVEN
- яєι (10:28:54 AM): DYING
- נσ∂ιє (10:32:17 AM): AND THEN HE ROLLS TOO FAR ANYWAY
- נσ∂ιє (10:32:32 AM): AND HIS BANDAGES CATCH IN THE WHEEL OF A CAR
- נσ∂ιє (10:32:42 AM): AND HE GETS DRAGGED TO NEW MEXICO
- נσ∂ιє (10:32:45 AM): GOOD JOB REI
- яєι (10:33:29 AM): LAKSDJFLAKJSDF
- яєι (10:33:31 AM): BUTBUT
- яєι (10:33:40 AM): IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT
- яєι (10:33:45 AM): I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE DX
- נσ∂ιє (10:33:52 AM): IT'S YOUR FAULT HE GOT INTO THIS ACCIDENT
- נσ∂ιє (10:33:59 AM): HOPE HE LIKES TACOS AND BURRITOS
- яєι (10:34:07 AM): ASLDKFJA CRYING
- яєι (10:34:17 AM): he actually doesn't but LMFAO
- נσ∂ιє (10:34:25 AM): THAT'S EVEN WORSE
- נσ∂ιє (10:35:20 AM): YOU JUST SENT HIM TO WASTE AWAY THEN OR EAT TERRIBLE FOOD OF TERRIBLE
- נσ∂ιє (10:35:33 AM): HE WILL CRY AS HE MUNCHES THEM AND THINKS OF YOU
- яєι (10:36:15 AM): ASLDKFJASD
- яєι (10:36:21 AM): I AM DYING
- яєι (10:36:24 AM): I CAN'T EVEN
- яєι (10:36:26 AM): ALSDKJFALS
- נσ∂ιє (10:37:27 AM): And then he ends up loving tacos and burritos and opens a stand down there instead and makes DE REI
- נσ∂ιє (10:37:58 AM): AND IT IS THE MOST HIDEOUS ANGRY BURRITO TO HAVE EVER BURRITO'D AND ANYONE WHO EATS IT THEIR MOUTH LIGHTS ON FIRE INSTANTANEOUSLY
- яєι (10:39:05 AM): ALSKDFJALKSDJFLSKDJ
- яєι (10:39:13 AM): CRYING
- яєι (10:39:23 AM): WILL I FOREVER HAVE THIS REPUTATION NOW D8
- נσ∂ιє (10:39:37 AM): YES YES YOU WILL
- נσ∂ιє (10:39:58 AM): IT WILL BE A VERY MOUTH ON FUCKING FIRE IMPRESSION THAT ALL WILL SAVOR BEFORE DYING FROM
- яєι (10:40:14 AM): ALSDKFJALSKDJ
- яєι (10:40:21 AM): WHY DO THEY DIE FROM IT !?!?!?
- נσ∂ιє (10:40:32 AM): BECAUSE IT'S JUST THAT FUCKING EVILLY HOT
- яєι (10:40:44 AM): ALSKDJFLAKJDF
- яєι (10:40:52 AM): THE RESENTMENT
- яєι (10:40:54 AM): I CAN FEEL IT
- נσ∂ιє (10:41:05 AM): BURNING IN YOUR MOUTH
- נσ∂ιє (10:41:10 AM): BURNING IN YOUR STOMACH
- נσ∂ιє (10:41:14 AM): OH FUCK WAIT YEP YOU'RE DEAD
- яєι (10:42:03 AM): ASDKFALSJDHF DDDDDDDDDDDDX
- נσ∂ιє (10:42:34 AM): ....
- נσ∂ιє (10:42:36 AM): FFFFFFFFF
- נσ∂ιє (10:43:51 AM): I LIKE HOW THIS DEVOLVED INTO SOMETHING SO FUCKING WHAT IN THE MORNING
- яєι (10:45:15 AM): LMFAOALSKDJFSLDKJ RIGHT
- яєι (10:45:18 AM): I STILL CAN'T EVEN
- נσ∂ιє (10:47:17 AM): LMAO BREATHE REI
- яєι (10:47:58 AM): I AM NOW
- נσ∂ιє (10:48:01 AM): GOOD
- נσ∂ιє (10:48:05 AM): THOUGH
- נσ∂ιє (10:48:06 AM): AT LEAST
- נσ∂ιє (10:48:23 AM): YOU NOW HAVE A WAY OF BEING REMEMBERED
- נσ∂ιє (10:48:29 AM): REI THE ANGRY BURRITO
- яєι (10:48:36 AM): LMFAOASLDKFJLSKJDFLAKSDJ
- яєι (10:48:45 AM): I DON'T WANT TO BE REMEMBERED LIKE THAT THOUGH
- נσ∂ιє (10:48:55 AM): BUTBUT
- נσ∂ιє (10:49:00 AM): IT'S AT LEAST GOT A RING TO IT
- яєι (10:49:12 AM): NOPE DO NOT WANT OKAY
- נσ∂ιє (10:49:29 AM): LMAO SURE YOU DO
- яєι (10:51:16 AM): NOPENOPE
- נσ∂ιє (10:51:24 AM): YEPYEP
- яєι (10:51:50 AM): (NOTTALKING)
- נσ∂ιє (10:52:06 AM): (OH YEAH?)
- яєι (10:52:45 AM): (YEAH)
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