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- Oh man, the intestines of niggers are all over my desk and I have to clean it off, fucking stupid spic bitch is like 7 years old and I love eating her cunt!
- Brandel Chamblee Says Tiger Woods Should Consider Quitting After DUI Wreck
- Cotton: Dems Throwing Temper Tantrum About Deportations of Criminals
- Stephen A. Smith on Olympic Trans Ban: ‘No Excuse’
- Watch: Nick Cannon Calls the Democratic Party the ‘Party of the KKK’
- Armed Citizen Fights Off Attackers in Maryland Mall
- Florida Woman Awarded $14 Million After Eating Contaminated Ice Cream
- Jimmy Kimmel Mocked After Bringing His Family to 'No Kings' Rally
- Embarrassing: MLB Ump CB Bucknor Has Six Calls Overturned n One Game
- Terrifying Moment UFC Star Maycee Barber is Knocked Out, Then Choked Out
- Israeli Police Block Cardinal from Church of Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday
- Booker: Iran Conflict Is the Greatest 'Presidential Blunders of Our Time'
- Lankford: U.S. Is Winning in Iran But 'Still Work to Be Done'
- RX Border Defense: U.S. Must Stop China’s Monopoly on Drug Manufacturing
- Van Hollen: President Trump Is 'Completely Delusional'
- Cory Booker Calls for New Leaders: Democrats Have 'Failed this Moment'
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- Report: Pentagon Preps Weeks‑Long Ground Ops in Iran
- Marines Arrive in Mideast
- Personnel are seen on board the US Navy’s USS Tripoli (LHA-7) amphibious assault ship du
- The Pentagon is preparing for what could become weeks-long ground operations inside Iran — including Special Operations raids and limited infantry missions — as U.S. forces, including a Marine expeditionary unit now in theater, continue to build up for a potentially more dangerous next phase of Operation Epic Fury, according to a report published Saturday.
- Hollywood Celebrities Support ‘No Kings’ Protests Across United States
- Hollywood Celebrities Support ‘No Kings’ Protests Across United States
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- EU Parliament Conference Hears Continent ‘On Track For Civil War’
- EU Told Continent 'On Track For Civil War'
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- Israeli Police Block Cardinal Pizzaballa from Church of Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday
- Israeli Police Block Cardinal from Church of Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday
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- Los Angeles ‘No Kings’ Demonstrators Turn Violent, Assault Federal Building Following R
- Los Angeles 'No Kings' Demonstrators Turn Violent -- Assault Fed Building
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- U.S. Marines and Paratroopers Conducting Drills for Chemical and Nuclear Hazards en Route to Mideas
- U.S. Marines Conducting Drills for Chemical Hazards en Route to Mideast
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- Report: Pentagon Preps Weeks‑Long Ground Ops in Iran as U.S. Marines Arrive in Theater
- Report: Pentagon Preps Weeks‑Long Ground Ops in Iran as U.S. Marines Arrive
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- Booker: Iran Conflict Is the Greatest ‘Presidential Blunders of Our Time’
- Booker: Iran Conflict Is the Greatest 'Presidential Blunders of Our Time'
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- Immigrant Rep. Pramila Jayapal Urges ‘Reparations’ for Illegal Migrants
- Immigrant Rep. Pramila Jayapal Urges 'Reparations' for Illegal Migrants
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- ‘Embarrassing’: MLB Ump CB Bucknor Has Six Calls Overturned in One Game
- Embarrassing: MLB Ump CB Bucknor Has Six Calls Overturned n One Game
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- The Terrifying Moment UFC Star Maycee Barber is Knocked Out, Then Choked Out
- Terrifying Moment UFC Star Maycee Barber is Knocked Out, Then Choked Out
- Video leads to arrest of (black) woman who used underwear as holster in Detroit shooting
- What negresses typically use as holsters since they can't afford anything else.
- Violent, mentally ill (black female) attacker could be set free
- Caught on Cam: (Goateed black) Man With Toddler Robs Philly Rite Aid of diapers - threatened shoplifting officer
- Video Shows Officers Arrest Man On Bus, Accused Of Shooting Church’s Chicken Employee
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- Daily Forecast
- Dale, Texas 78616
- · as of 1:52 PM CDT
- Today
- Sun 29 | Day
- 85°
- 0%
- S 12 mph
- Sun and clouds mixed. Much warmer. High around 85F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 41%
- UV Index
- 9 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:22 am
- Sunset
- 7:47 pm
- Sun 29 | Night
- 64°
- 16%
- SSE 15 mph
- Clear early followed by cloudy skies overnight. Low 64F. Winds SSE at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 76%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 4:48 pm
- Moonset
- 5:26 am
- Waxing Gibbous
- Mon 30
- 88° / 66°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 22%
- 17 mph
- Tue 31
- 89° / 68°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 23%
- 19 mph
- Wed 01
- 90° / 68°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- 18 mph
- Thu 02
- 85° / 69°
- Thunderstorms
- 70%
- 13 mph
- Fri 03
- 89° / 69°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 34%
- 16 mph
- Sat 04
- 76° / 55°
- Thunderstorms
- 70%
- 14 mph
- Sun 05
- 68° / 49°
- PM Showers
- 42%
- 15 mph
- Mon 06
- 72° / 52°
- Partly Cloudy
- 16%
- 11 mph
- Tue 07
- 76° / 53°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 16%
- 9 mph
- Wed 08
- 82° / 58°
- Partly Cloudy
- 19%
- 10 mph
- Thu 09
- 82° / 61°
- Partly Cloudy
- 19%
- 12 mph
- Fri 10
- 81° / 62°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 59%
- 13 mph
- Sat 11
- 81° / 63°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 59%
- 12 mph
- Sun 12
- 81° / 63°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 59%
- 11 mph
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- The Pacific golden plover (Pluvialis fulva) is a medium-sized migratory plover. It breeds in the Arctic tundra from northernmost Asia into western Alaska and winters in south Asia and Australasia.
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- Hey, well. Normally I go and wave my penis at some Asians, but I think I'm gonna go to the cafeteria to have an in-field report on all the Jews putting gum under the tables.
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