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- 2 weeks to master the one and only GaZa tactics.
- To become a full time GaZa Member you need to have passed the 16 following tests:
- 1) F8 to avoid death so many times you run out of Hard Drive Space.
- 2) Learn the lightening fast action from when you move your hand from your keyboard, to your wireless adapter and unplug it.
- 3) Learn and master the S0beit program.
- 4) Learn to use Health and Armour locks when appropriate (99% of the time).
- 5) Learn to play with a 6000 ping from Jupiter when you have forced it to go so high.
- 6) Learn to accuse everyone of F8ing/pausing and force timeouts when you have just been caught.
- 7) Learn to run a mile when you are losing a battle.
- 8) Learn to keybind /q on nearly every single key on your keyboard.
- 9) Buy 1,000 replacement "ESC" buttons after you break them from using it too much.
- 10) Talk shit to everyone and use the same insults on people.
- 11) Always run and hide in Transfender whenever you see someone within a 500 meter radius of you.
- 12) Hide in City Hall and start PMing everyone saying how they always hide.
- 13) Learn to be able to abuse and exploit effectively, every single bug; that is possible in SA:MP
- 14) Be caught by Anti Cheat with a minimum of 10 times.
- 15) Ban evade from all those Anti Cheat Bans.
- 16) Get your hands on 100 VPN's.
- List will be updated.
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