on *:input:*: {
  if ($$1 == !fuckingfaggotcalc && $$2) { haltdef | msg $chan 6!fuckingfaggotcalc $2- | msg $chan There is a 99.5% chance that $2- is a fucking faggot }
  else if ($$1- == stop ) { haltdef | msg $chan stop | msg $chan collaborate and listen }
  else if ($left($1,1) !== /) && (!$ctrlenter) {
    if ( %ckmode == on ) {
      haltdef
      var %replacedmsg1 $replace($1-,i'm,i am)
      var %replacedmsg2 $replace(%replacedmsg1,won't,will not)
      var %replacedmsg3 $replace(%replacedmsg2,lol,laughing out loud)
      var %replacedmsg4 $replace(%replacedmsg3,'ll,  will)
      var %replacedmsg5 $replace(%replacedmsg4,'re, are)
      var %replacedmsg6 $replace(%replacedmsg5,rofl,rolling on the floor laughing)
      var %replacedmsg7 $replace(%replacedmsg6,ain't,am not)
      var %replacedmsg8 $replace(%replacedmsg7,let's,let us)
      var %replacedmsg9 $replace(%replacedmsg8,it's,it is)
      var %replacedmsg10 $replace(%replacedmsg9,n't, not)
      var %replacedmsg11 $replace(%replacedmsg10,gonna, going to)
      var %replacedmsg12 $replace(%replacedmsg11,gotta, have to)
      var %replacedmsg13 $replace(%replacedmsg12,yall, all of you)
      var %replacedmsg14 $replace(%replacedmsg13,niggers, persons of african descent)
      var %replacedmsg15 $replace(%replacedmsg14,nigger, person of african descent)
      var %replacedmsg16 $replace(%replacedmsg15,gay, homosexual)
      var %replacedmsg17 $replace(%replacedmsg16,blow, suck)
      var %replacedmsg18 $replace(%replacedmsg17,sucks, performs fellatio)
      var %replacedmsg19 $replace(%replacedmsg18,suck, perform fellatio)
      msg $active %replacedmsg19
    }
  }
}