The 90's Were Great | Copypasta

You know your life is going bad when even Pan has a girlfriend and all you're doing in your life is looking at fake cartoon porn on Discord with people you don't even know. *Sigh* remember the good old days in the 90's when you would connect to the Internet via 33.6k modem in hopes of seeing a .gif of some boobies of a 20-something woman loading slowly across your CRT monitor computer when your Mum and Dad were out in the garden digging the weeds out? But all you would find would be some gore website like Rotten Dot Com - and when you were at school the very next day you would tell your shit head little "friends" about how you downloaded a .avi of some girl-on-girl action, but no-one would care about your weird fetishes all they would care about is you being able to download a warez copy of Doom and the latest Metallica album? Yeah, they were the best years of my life.
Pokémon was still good - don't listen to what people say, Polémon Go is mainstream trash - all the best Pokémon games were made in the 90's, same for Pogs and The Simpsons. You kids today don't know what it was like in the good old days. It's quite sad really.