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The pleasant aroma of your freshly brewed tea was the most enjoyable thing in your cell. Musty, grey, and plain, the small space would have been cramped for a single person.

Unfortunately, you were locked up in here with your sisters.

"uwahahaha... it hurts!"

Pained groans floated from the single bed in the tiny cell, where your sisters were curled up, each fighting off a fresh hangover.

"Haruna. Haruna is not alright." Your sister moans from the bed, hapazardly draped over Kirishima and Hiei. You hear a rustle of movement, Haruna trying to raise herself up, only to collapse like a brick against Hiei. The sound of tea cups and bottles shattering echoes as the girls fight against each others limbs.

And in the middle of it all, was you, elegantly sitting in a hard and rickety plastic chair, watching Yankeetoku's marine through the bars of your cell.

The lines across his face twisted and turned as he tried to process the sight of you and your sisters, going from intense rage, to complete shock, to exasperation, to inhuman rage, to confusion and wonder, and back to rage, unable to settle on a state of emotion.

"How... in the fuck," He growls, "Did you four end up in here?"

"It's a long story Yankeedere," You answer, "but first, would you like some tea dess?"

He slowly raises his hand, as if to knife hand you through the bars of the cell.

That would be a no then.

"Well Yankeedere. It all began in 1911, when Kongou was first laid down in Vickers, Englan-"

"Kongou- Oh God." Kirishima rudely says, interrupting your long and exceptional story of your life, "Hiei. Water. I need water- Kongou, I think he wants to know what you did yesterday."

"Oh. I see dess."

"No, no. How about you just tell me how you fucking end up in jail and why am I paying bail for you!"

"Because we had one phone call and we rang up Pam and she said you'd take care of i-" Hiei shuts her mouth at Hate's fresh and angry glare.

"Okay, Yankeedere! It all started this mornin-"

Hate grimaces as you start your wondrous tale once again, this time, from the morning before.

"Fuck-waffles, here we go!" he groans.

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BONG. BONG. BONG. BONG. BONG.

The clock face on your Big Ben clock opens up, and a little figure of the Queen comes strolling out.

BONG. BONG. BONG. BONG. BONG.

The Queen, atop her little clock perch, loudly heralds the start of a new day, banging a wee-little mallet against a wee-little gong.

"GOOD MORNING DESS!" You shout to no one in particular. Jumping out of bed, you dance your way to the mirror as Mick Jagger's smooth vocals start blasting from your stereo.

You eyes sparkle in your reflection as your brim with energy and excitement.

"Today is the day dess!" You exclaim. "Today is the day teitoku confess his feelings for Kongou dess!"

"KONGOU IT'S FIVE AM."

"But Kirishima! Kongou has to prepare breakfast for teitoku!" You say, pouting at her through the walls. " And then Kongou has to sneak into teitoku's bedroom and wake him with a good morning ki-"

"THAT'S RAPE, YOU IDIOT!" You wince as Kirishima's voice punches you through the walls of your apartment.

"Bu-"

"GO BACK TO BED KONGOU! WE CAN SERVE HIM BREAKFAST IN HIS OFFICE!"

"Kongou is holding you to that dess!"

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The tea cart jingles as you and Kirishima push it into teitoku's office, Haruna and Hiei trailing behind. You prepared the perfectest British breakfast for teitoku today morning: various blends of tea, carefully steeped for the correct time, with the slightest hints of your favorite spices, an assortment of pastries and scones, a serving of bacon and ham, with toast on the side, and eggs, freshly prepared in teitoku's favorite style, sunny side up and shaped like yourself!

"Good morning Pam!" You wave to teitoku's secretary as you enter the room. She adjusts her glasses, and waves back at the four of you (but mostly you).

Pam was so lucky. She got to spend every day near teitoku and he didn't even try to throw her out the window when she was to clingy!

There was till time before you were going to bring teitoku breakfast at his desk.

What should Kongou do dess?

>[] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu
>[] Talk to Pam
>[] Fill out your "Application to Marry Teitoku" form

(Please pick only one dess! Kongou has time to do all three so don't worry dess!)