Where Were You (When the Board Stopped Postin')

Where were you when the board stopped postin'
On that April day?
Were you in a thread with autists and anons
Calling out some fag being gay?
Did you sit there in shock when the webpage wouldn't load?
Just timing out every time?
Did you shout out in anger with rage for your neighbors
Or did you just sit there and cry?

Did you go on your Twitter and spam out the N word
Act like you're still there on /pol/?
Did you rejoice for the wojaks that might never come back
And sob for the memes filled with SOVL?
Did you REE out with pride for that green grinning frog?
And the jannies who died after getting doxxed?
Did you email Hiro for some kind of hero
And when it came back, he said there were zero?

I'm just a singer of parody songs, i'm not a real political guy
I browse /a/, /sp/, /co/ and /v/ and I can tell you
There's no difference in /u/ and in /y/
But I know Christopher, I talk to him
And I remember this from when I was new
Dank memes and Pepe are good things he gave us
But the greatest was (You)

Where were you when the board stopped postin'
On that April day?
Making some art for a thread on the weekend
Tracking down anons in a game?
Did you make music in hopes to contribute
To a crowded thread for anons on /mu/?
Did you call up your best friends and tell them you love them?
Did you post on a red board or blue?

Did you open your eyes, hoped it never happened
Close your eyes to just seethe and cope
Did you wake to the sunrise for the first time in ages
While feelin' that tiny glimpse of hope?
Did you stay up all night just playin' your vidya
This time, you did it for fun?
Did you turn off that violent anime you're watchin'
And turn on Azumanga reruns?
Did you go to a club and ask out a female?
Finally evolve from a chud?
Did you just stay home and spend time with your family?
Thank moot you have somebody to love

I'm just a singer of parody songs, i'm not a real political guy
I browse /a/, /sp/, /co/ and /v/ and I can tell you
There's no difference in /u/ and in /y/
But I know Christopher, I talk to him
And I remember this from when I was new
Dank memes and Pepe are good things he gave us
But the greatest was (You)

I'm just a singer of parody songs, i'm not a real political guy
I browse /a/, /sp/, /co/ and /v/ and I can tell you
There's no difference in /u/ and in /y/
But I know Christopher, I talk to him
And I remember this from when I was new
Dank memes and Pepe are good things he gave us
But the greatest was (You)

But the greatest was (You)
But the greatest was (You)

Where were you when the board stopped postin'...on that lone April day?