wordblood rant

Woah now! It is not right to just up and grab someone like that! Sir! Please, don’t sit on me, I don't want your bits rubbing everywhere I don't even know where you've been! Please have some decorum! Also ma'am I insist that you let me go this instant! I am not some book for you to open up and search through
at your leasure! Are you even listening to me?

Why is everyone
naked, what is going on here? This is one of those tgchan
days isn't it? You, the yellow one, please stop
touching there it is very inappropriate. Please, how
 can I get you three to listen to me? Is there some
reason you are doing this? Why is everyone so obsessed with me? Is this a sex thing? Is that the reason everyone’s naked right now? Also how is it that all of you need glasses? Do I just
 attract near sighted people?

Ma’am please your foot is getting dangerously close to my
 dictionary if you get what I’m trying to say to you. Look you all could have just tried asking! Maybe I’d say yes. But no you just went straight
 for the grabbing! No “Oh here’s my library card
 Wordblood, can I take a look?” Then I’d	 be like “but I am not a Library”, then you would follow that up
 saying to me, “Then why is it I’m checking you
 out?”

And then we’d all get a nice laugh,
 You would buy me dinner, and maybe we’d hit
 it off. However, it’s kind of late for that now, I
 think! Kind of hard to just put you all roughly handling
 me like this in the past! AND WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT TOUCH ME THERE. SIR YOU ARE REALLY GETTING TOO