Ted Goes to the Movies

Ted remembers the time he went to go see the awful power rangers reboot.
He really, really, REALLY appreciated all of the Krispy Kreme product placement.
He loved it so much in fact that it changed his life. He needed breakfast immediately.

After the movie finished, he went to his local Denny's to get his break on.
He went inside, sat down in a window seat (the best seat) and a waiter hurried on over.
"What will you have this evening?" said the waiter.
Ted replies, "I'll take a number 7".
"Sir," says a slightly disappointed waiter, "We don't have a number 7."
"We have a number 6. A number 5. A number 4. A number 3. A number 2. And finally a number 1"
Ted was slightly miffed. He had traveled all this way across the street just to get those fluffy baked goods.
After some time, Ted gives another order.
"I'll take a number 8".
The waiter glares at Ted, and with politeful scorn replies, "Sir, we don't have a number 8."
"We have a number 6. A number 5. A number 4. A number 3. A number 2. And finally a number 1"
Ted was displeased with this response. Ted's stomach was gurgling more than Mt. Helens. It was about to erupt.
"Quick," says Ted, "Give me a number 7".
The waiter provided an expression so blank that scientists across the globe had to remove `blank` from in front of paper.
The waiter, now clearly irritated, goes to the cash register to grab a gun.
He points it in Ted's direction.
Ted's butt tightened as he knew his lack of thinking skills would bite him in the butt one day.
Both parties braced themselves.
BANG!
The waiter fired a shot, whizzing over Ted's head. He had missed.
Ted was aroused with confusion and looked behind him, only to find the actual Peter Parker twitching on the floor.
Peter's web that was tightening Ted had loosened.
"T-t-thank you waiter." said a relieved Ted. "I'd like to order the number 7 as victory"
Another round is loaded into the chamber. The gun wasn't done firing yet.
Ted knew he was absolutely screwed this time.
BANG!
A demonic hellish scream echoed from Peter Parker.
Apparently the waiter had to shoot Peter Parker twice as he was starting to zombify.
In this moment, the waiter realized what Ted had meant by his order.
Combined with the powers of the Brady Bunch and Gordon Ramses II, they got to baking.
The kitchen released an extraordinary fragrance of baked goods and cream, and boy was there a lot of cream.
Dressed in party favors, the gang went out to Ted and sang Happy Birthday.
Ted had gotten his pancake shaped into the number 7.

Fun times were had, that is, until the cops showed up.
SWAT vehicles and Riot Games members had surrounded the Dennys.
"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED." echoed through a megaphone.
The gang was confused. Did they break any laws?
Suddenly, a violent explosion from the kitchen.
A rather large hot air balloon had propelled itself through the kitchen roof and into the skies above.
It was her. It was in fact Carmen Sandiego.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" said Carmen as the balloon had disguised itself into the clouds.
"Damn! No! Not here!" said the police as they tried to shoot down the balloon. All attempts failed.
Ted was generous enough and paid for the damages made to the kitchen. The local Dennys was saved.