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CAVE OF THE COLOR CREEP PART 2 (jittersGreen)

Jan 12th, 2014
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  1. <Sowl>: jitterbug
  2. Jitterbug promises not to make fun of Josuke's hair
  3. <Sowl>: if you say one thing about josukes hair, im banning you from the room
  4. <Sowl>: And get the logs
  5. <Jitterbug>: its glorious
  6. <Sowl>: I already set the room up
  7. <Jitterbug>: http://pastebin.com/ZwHDmpTA
  8. <Sowl>: Dont take that sarcastic tone with me
  9.  
  10.  
  11. -VIOLET-
  12.  
  13.  
  14. <Sowl>: Right They wake up in a very very nice room on the top of a stage. They see three men and one woman sitting at a table all in violet suits. They see a room full of clothes to their right and and a salon/parlor to the left of the runway.
  15. <Sowl>: They have almost unnoticable collars on their necks. Color coded of course~
  16. Violets talks in unison
  17. <Violets>: aaaand wake up
  18.  
  19. Greene wakes up, looking around
  20. Jitterbug jolts up
  21. <Jitterbug>: I'm good!
  22. <Violets>: They may vaguely remember a kracken fight seemingly just happening
  23.  
  24. Violets waves in unison
  25. Jitterbug reluctantly waves back
  26. Greene licks at his stache area to see if he's grown any since he was last awake, using that to vaguely tell the time
  27. <Jitterbug>: Are you the next challenge?
  28. <Violets>: Greene has a beard
  29.  
  30. <Violets>: "We are the *reads off a card* viciously valient violets and we are fabulous"
  31. Violets strikes a group pose
  32.  
  33. <Greene>: "....We've been out for a while"
  34. Jitterbug looks at the beard
  35. <Jitterbug>: ....
  36.  
  37. <Violets>: "We are going to play a game"
  38. <Jitterbug>: you're shaving that when we get back
  39. <Violets>: "The colors on your necks will suppress your powers as well as inject a a poison if you fail the challenge"
  40.  
  41. <Violets>: Oh yeah jitterbug is normal right now]
  42.  
  43. Jitterbug looks down at her lack of arms
  44. <Jitterbug>: ...
  45. <Jitterbug>: OH GOD!
  46. <Greene>: "....Aw shit"
  47. <Jitterbug>: nyuuuuuuuuuh
  48. <Jitterbug>: I don't like thiiis!
  49.  
  50. <Violets>: "Rendering you both susceptible to the poison, in a permanant sense"
  51. <Violets>: "BUT B-b-b-uuuuut"
  52. <Violets>: "You can survive, IF you score an average of 8/10 in our fashion show!"
  53. <Violets>: : D
  54. <Violets>: TO your side is a room full of various clothings of all styles and fabrics, along with duct tape and ceramic cat. To the opposite of the stage is another room for hair dressing, bathing, and snacks
  55.  
  56. <Jitterbug>: ....
  57. <Jitterbug>: I think I ot this!
  58. Greene raises an eyebrow
  59. <Greene>: "What do you have in mind?
  60.  
  61. <Violets>: This is not only a life/death challenge but your refresher and checkpoint. Congratulations, most people dont get past the kracken. You have 30 minutes of break, and then an hour of preperation"
  62. <Jitterbug>: Iunno. Just go with the flow, and pick whatever is stylish, ya dig?
  63.  
  64. <Violets>: Greene and jitterbug can smell freshly made food, a feast in the other room. Along with wine, and malt liquor for all walks of life
  65. Greene rubs his stomach, he's always hungry
  66. Violets unties them from the chairs
  67. Greene immediately heads for the food
  68.  
  69. <Violets>: THE FOOD IS INFRONT OF HIM
  70. <Violets>: BUT ITS ALL VIOLET
  71. <Violets>: Food dye
  72. <Violets>: but there is every meat, cheese, and whatever he could dream of
  73. Jitterbug walks over to the food
  74. Jitterbug glances at the onions, and tries one
  75. Jitterbug spits it out
  76. <Jitterbug>: Oh god!
  77.  
  78. <Violets>: It tastes like an onion glue ball prepared by the finest chefs infront of them, dressed in violet
  79. Greene begins scarfing down without a care in the world
  80. <Jitterbug>: That's disgusting!
  81.  
  82. <Violets>: what?]
  83. <Violets>: jitterbug]
  84. <Violets>: onions are already violet]
  85. <Greene>: [she ain't a roach anymore]
  86. <Violets>: oh riiiight]
  87. CC_ did not think that out
  88.  
  89. Greene has reached a point of non-pickiness that jitters cannot even comprehend
  90. Jitterbug eats some cheese and crackers
  91.  
  92. Violet_chefs watch in horror as greene devours everything in sight
  93. <Jitterbug>: So, like, does the thirty minute time include clothing prep?
  94. Jitterbug punches Greene in the arm
  95. <Jitterbug>: and stop pigging out, and save some for me
  96.  
  97. Violet_chefs has already started cooking a pig and cow infront of them
  98. <Violet_chefs>: "You have 20 minutes left to eat and relax"
  99. <Greene>: "Oh come on, it'll be fine"
  100. <Jitterbug>: Still, yer being a bit gross here!
  101.  
  102. <Violet_chefs>: But i would start now, you are both disgustingly smelly, and havent bathed or cleaned your bodies in weeks of being in robo kracken guts
  103. Violet_chefs turns over the cow
  104. <Jitterbug>: I don't need roach senses to know you stink
  105. Jitterbug holds her nose
  106. <Greene>: ".....Fine"
  107.  
  108. <Violet_chefs>: "You folks dont really question all of this..doesnt it seem odd to you people?"
  109. Violet_chefs flips the pig
  110. <Jitterbug>: Eh, please, I usually have four arms, and faced muuuuuuch stranger than this
  111. <Greene>: "I've basically accepted that this is both extremely straightforward as well as inescapable"
  112. Greene goes to see if theres anywhere to get washed
  113. Violet_chefs shrugs
  114.  
  115. <Violet_chefs>: There is a bathroom with one of those giant pool like greek baths
  116. <Jitterbug>: Oh wow!
  117. <Jitterbug>: Wanna hop in?
  118. <Jitterbug>: You can bring some food if ya want
  119. <Violet_chefs>: There is also a giant rubber duck in it
  120. <Violet_chefs>: violet of course
  121.  
  122. <Violet_chefs>: >bring food into the tub]
  123.  
  124. Greene sniffs self to confirm that he's absolutely filthy, goes off to fix that
  125. Jitterbug follows suit, grab a small bit of pork to chomp on
  126. <Violet_chefs>: WE CAN *REDACT* that?
  127.  
  128. <Greene>: Yep]
  129. <Greene>: [bathing scene tastefully redacted]
  130. <Jitterbug>: yeeeeeeep]
  131.  
  132. <Violet_Guards>: 20 minutes later greene and jitterbug and pulled out of the tub, their porkchop ripped out of their grasps. They are thrown in the clothing room
  133. <Jitterbug>: Awwww
  134. <Jitterbug>: I was eating that...
  135. <Violet_Guards>: Shush
  136. <Violet_Guards>: PREPARE YOUR CLOTHING
  137. Greene sighs, going along
  138. <Violet_Guards>: LIVE FABULOUS OR DIE
  139.  
  140. <Jitterbug>: Alright...let's see
  141. Violet_Guards takes a seat in the corner to watch over them also reading spider-woman #1
  142. <Jitterbug>: oh man, I love Spider-woman!
  143.  
  144. <Violet_Guards>: your a terrible person]
  145.  
  146. <Violet_Guards>: "Shush or i will be forced to activate your collars"
  147. Greene looks at the clothing blankly
  148. <Jitterbug>: You just need some cool boots, some goggles, and some gloves
  149. <Jitterbug>: Bam, styling
  150. Jitterbug starts to look through the clothes
  151. <Violet_Guards>: "5 minutes till the first walk"
  152. Greene touches his own scarf, grumbles a bit as he takes it off
  153. <Jitterbug>: Need help?
  154. <Greene>: "I'm not good with this whole fashion thing"
  155. <Jitterbug>: You'll do fine, I am sure you can win 'em over with looks alone, hot stuff
  156.  
  157. <Violets>: Right greene sees, a submachine gun. Some clothes, The previous green light saber and blue. Kevlar body armor. Some short shorts, and skinny jeans
  158. <Violets>: And mostly fa clothes
  159. Jitterbug pops on the short shorts, and looks around more
  160.  
  161. <Skyler>: [COLORS AREN'T /FA/]
  162. <Skyler>: [ALL BLACK, RICK OWENS]
  163.  
  164. <Violets>: Theres a lotta clothes, and in the corner is two iron man esque suits one green, one blue
  165. <Jitterbug>: ....
  166. <Jitterbug>: Yeah, nah
  167. Jitterbug puts back on her regular shorts
  168. <Jitterbug>: We suiting up, Greene?
  169. Greene stares at the combat items and iron men suits with confusion over his face. The hell kind of fashion show is this? Not like he's gonna turn it down, he puts together the most /fa/ looking soldier outfit he can find
  170.  
  171. <violets>: A description of what weapons are taken please, you can choose
  172. Jitterbug pops on the blue iron man suit
  173. <Jitterbug>: Sweet!
  174. <violets>: Sweet, you gotta extendable chainsaw sword. And mini repulsers
  175. Jitterbug tries to make the hand repulsors go off
  176. <violets>: You shoot a prized ming vase
  177. violets knocks on the door asking if they are ready
  178. Greene takes the submachine gun. Have to keep it classic yo
  179.  
  180. <violets>: no suit?
  181. <violets>: ]
  182. <violets>: ehehe]
  183. <Greene>: [I took the soldier outfit with kevlar and such mixed in with some fashion shit
  184. <Greene>: [I'm making a statement about war]
  185. <Greene>: [sorry if it was TOO DEEP FOR YOU]
  186. <Greene>: [also a joseph joestar scarf because I said so]
  187.  
  188. <Jitterbug>: Oh, wait!
  189. Jitterbug pops on the short shorts, and a tank top
  190. <Jitterbug>: Styling!
  191.  
  192. <violets>: roight you have 3 grenages, ak, lazer swerd. A gas mask. pouches and a kitten in one of the pouches
  193. violets opens the door
  194. <Greene>: "I'm ready"
  195. <violets>: "The show will be starting soon, please come this way"
  196.  
  197. violets leads them out to the beggining of the stage behind the curtain
  198. <violets>: "Just show them what you are made of one at a time the judges will give you your scores"
  199. <Greene>: "After you, Bella"
  200. <Jitterbug>: Wish me luck, Wesley
  201. Jitterbug pats Greene on the back, and heads out to the stage
  202.  
  203. <Violet_Judges>: Various lights go off taking pictures of the bug girl in armor
  204. Violet_Judges watch patiantly
  205.  
  206. <Violet_Judges>: walk down ya baka]
  207.  
  208. Jitterbug struts, poses, and even uses the chainsaw to carve her initials in the backwall, before, turning, and winking, unnoticed due to the helmet
  209. <Violet_Judges>: 7/10
  210. <Violet_Judges>: 10/10
  211. <Violet_Judges>: 6/10
  212. Jitterbug gives a thumbs up to Greene
  213. <Violet_Judges>: 10/10
  214.  
  215. Greene heads out onto the stage, a sway in his step as he flips his fabulous scarf and strikes a pose that would bring a tear to Araki's eye. He turns around and does another pose with his submachine gun, clearly illustrating the impact and interplay of war and art. He does a third pose, with the saber, sending a message that is far too deep for you.
  216. Greene finally does one last pose, lifting his gas mask and showing his face as grenades he left in a trail on the runway go off like pyrotechnics to glorify the image.
  217. Greene takes out the kitten, placing it on his head, then struts back
  218.  
  219. <Violet_Judges>: 10/10
  220. <Violet_Judges>: 10/10
  221. <Violet_Judges>: 10/10
  222. Jitterbug claps for Greene
  223. <Violet_Judges>: 4/1-
  224.  
  225. Jitterbug slows down, and looks at the last score
  226. <Last_judge>: "Green is not a creative color"
  227. <Greene>: "White isn't a color"
  228. <Last_judge>: "But you both pass this test"
  229. <Last_judge>: "Just the hell up and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"
  230. Jitterbug clunks on the floor
  231. Greene has a cat sleeping on his head as he sleeps
  232. Last_judge hasnt activated the collars yet
  233.  
  234. <Last_judge>: ..... you guys are like pavlovs dogs
  235. Greene was really sleepy anyway
  236. Last_judge activates the collars injecting them with sleepy stuff
  237.  
  238.  
  239. -YELLOW-
  240.  
  241.  
  242. <Sol>: GREENE AND JITTERS FIND THEMSELVES IN THE BACK OF A SCHOOLBUS
  243. <Sol>: The bus has been specially modified.
  244. <Sol>: The chairs are all gone, There are random bananas hanging everywhere as well as buttons on the large floor. There are also yellow sponges randomly placed on the floor
  245.  
  246. <Jitterbug>: Oh, bananas!
  247.  
  248. <Sol>: They can see at the front of the bus is a plexiglass box around the bus driver but they can see through it. The driver also has a radio so they can here him
  249. Jitterbug goes to grab one, before checking for her arms
  250. <Sol>: The sides of the buss and anything they could have to steady themselves is covered in razer wire. The wire has random lemons on them
  251.  
  252. <Greene>: "....why"
  253. <Sol>: It is also godawfully hot beyond comprehension fr they are in the sahara desert
  254.  
  255. YannickTheYellow turns to look back at his passengers of his very beautiful bus
  256. <YannickTheYellow>: "AH! I AM GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE AWAKE MY FRIENDS!
  257.  
  258. <YannickTheYellow>: "DID YOU HAVE A NICE SNOOZIE?"
  259. YannickTheYellow is speaking over his air condition unit in the front
  260. <Greene>: "It was okay..."
  261. <Jitterbug>: Yep!
  262. <Jitterbug>: What's the challenge here?
  263.  
  264. <YannickTheYellow>: "IT IS A DIFFICULT ONE, MY FRIENDS. THERE IS A LITTLE ITTY BUTTON HERE YOU MUST PRESS TO GET OFF MY BEAUTIFUL BUS."
  265. <YannickTheYellow>: "YOU MAY FIND IT HARD AS I START DRIVING US THROUGH THE BIGGEST DESERT ON EARTH!"
  266. YannickTheYellow currently has the engine running and has them parked on a sand dune.
  267.  
  268. <Greene>: ".....Goddamnit"
  269. <Jitterbug>: So the button is...
  270. <Jitterbug>: on the other side?
  271.  
  272. <YannickTheYellow>: "OVER HERE BY ME" he says as he knocks on the plexiglass box
  273. <YannickTheYellow>: "I WISH YOU LUCK MY FRIENDS
  274. YannickTheYellow changes into Drive and starts the bus
  275.  
  276. <Jitterbug>: Alright
  277. Greene pulls on the string of a banana to see if it will hold weight
  278. Jitterbug raises her arms to be straight
  279. <Jitterbug>: Rob, Koala bear me
  280.  
  281. <Sol>: The bannana rips off and explodes
  282. <Sol>: thats what bananas do, the rest is up to yannicky yak]
  283.  
  284. <Greene>: "AH FAK" he lets go of the banana just in time
  285.  
  286. YannickTheYellow takes a hard right as he drives
  287. <Jitterbug>: Greene, hop on my body!
  288. Greene hops onto Jitters
  289. Jitterbug leans over, and starts to crawl on the floor with her insect-like grip
  290.  
  291. <Sol>: They crash to the left into itty bits of razer wire
  292. <Sol>: and lemon juice
  293. Jitterbug is able to shield most of it with her shell, and then keeps on crawling
  294. <Jitterbug>: You okay down there?
  295.  
  296. <Sol>: As she crawls she steps on a sponge. Putting an electric current through both of them
  297. Greene is holding on for dear life
  298. <Jitterbug>: Owowow!
  299. <Greene>: "fakfakfakfakkeepgoing"
  300.  
  301. YannickTheYellow takes a hard right as he drives, laughing
  302. <YannickTheYellow>: "IT IS VERY TRICKY, NO?"
  303. Jitterbug keeps on walking, trying to avoid the sponges
  304. Jitterbug shakes her fist at YannickTheYellow
  305. <Jitterbug>: YA JERK!
  306.  
  307. <Sol>: Jitterbug activates the motion sensor
  308. <Sol>: a small cannon appears infront of them
  309. <Jitterbug>: ....
  310. <Jitterbug>: Wait a second...
  311. <YannickTheYellow>: "THAT IS NOT A NICE THING TO SAY TO THE MAN DRIVING YOU, NO?"
  312.  
  313. <Sol>: The cannon explodes with popcorn at them pushing them to the back
  314. Jitterbug unfurls her wings, and hovers over the sponges, and below the bananas, before being shot back
  315. <Jitterbug>: Darnit!
  316. <YannickTheYellow>: "YOU MUST BE MORE CAREFUL!"
  317. <Greene>: "KEEP GOING!"
  318.  
  319. YannickTheYellow 's driving gets more and more bumpy as he goes across more and more sand dunes
  320. Jitterbug hovers some more over the sponges
  321.  
  322. YannickTheYellow looks at one of the various buttons on his dashboard and hits one
  323. <YannickTheYellow>: A cannon by Yannick shoots out rubber duckies at high velocity at poor Jitters
  324. Jitterbug tries to dodge the ducks
  325. Greene smacks them out of the air so she can continue
  326.  
  327. YannickTheYellow looks back from where they are
  328. <YannickTheYellow>: "I APOLOGIZE! I WAS LOOKING FOR THE MORE COLD AIR BUTTON!"
  329. <Jitterbug>: STOP PRESSING BUTTONS!
  330.  
  331. YannickTheYellow hits another button and now a pressured blast shoots out bullets of butter.
  332. <YannickTheYellow>: "I DID NOT KNOW HOW HOT IT WAS IN THE DESERT. MANY APOLOGIES."
  333. <YannickTheYellow>: "BE MORE CAREFUL!"
  334. Jitterbug keeps on hovering, noting her progress
  335. Jitterbug looks down at Greene
  336. <Jitterbug>: How ya doing?
  337. Greene is still koala bearing as hard as he can
  338.  
  339. <Sol>: THEY ARE HALFWAY THERE
  340. <Greene>: "Don't worry about me, just keep on ahead"
  341. Jitterbug keeps on trucking
  342.  
  343. <YannickTheYellow>: There are finally some weapons to fight against Yannick's terrible button pushing, a tazer and a giant novelty pencil.
  344. <YannickTheYellow>: they lay on a nearby seat
  345. <YannickTheYellow>: There's also a shield there made of solid cheese shaped like Captain Americas
  346.  
  347. <Jitterbug>: You take pencil, I take tazer
  348. Jitterbug grabs the tazer
  349. <Jitterbug>: And the shield, alright?
  350. Greene takes the pencil and cheese shield, creating a phalanx
  351. Jitterbug pats Greene on the head
  352. <Jitterbug>: Good boy
  353.  
  354. YannickTheYellow hits another button and now you can hear a loud buzzing sound coming from the cannon now.
  355. Greene throws the pencil into the cannon to clog/break it
  356.  
  357. <YannickTheYellow>: The cannon is lodged and the impending threat is stuck in
  358. YannickTheYellow takes a quick glance at the ruined cannon and now starts driving more and more sparaticly to shake them back and into the wire and lemons
  359.  
  360. Jitterbug quickesn her fly
  361. Jitterbug quickens her flight
  362.  
  363. YannickTheYellow hits another button on the dashboard and a hatch opens releasing a dozen of canaries intent on pecking at the two
  364. Greene uses the cheese shield to distract them
  365.  
  366. <YannickTheYellow>: Canaries apparently like cheese and start eating at the sheild distracted
  367. Jitterbug gives Greene a hand to highfive
  368.  
  369. <YannickTheYellow>: You all finally make it to the front where Yannick is driving and the button is in sight.
  370. Jitterbug aims the taser at YannickTheYellow
  371. YannickTheYellow is continuing serving the bus to keep you off balance
  372. <Jitterbug>: Stop driving
  373. <Jitterbug>: or we all go down
  374. YannickTheYellow is also in a plexiglass box remember?
  375. <Jitterbug>: ....
  376.  
  377. <Jitterbug>: right]
  378. <Sol>: baka[
  379.  
  380. Greene reaches to hit the button after highfiving jitters
  381. Jitterbug just presses the button
  382.  
  383. YannickTheYellow sighs and slows to a hault.
  384. <YannickTheYellow>: "YOU HAVE DONE WELL MY FRIENDS!"
  385.  
  386. YannickTheYellow gets out of the plexiglass air conditioned box from the top
  387. <YannickTheYellow>: "Oh wow it is very hot in this desert."
  388. <YannickTheYellow>: "However, you still have many tasks ahead of you."
  389.  
  390. YannickTheYellow pulls out a transquilizer gun and shoots them both in the neck
  391. <Jitterbug>: Augh!
  392. Jitterbug falls down asleep
  393. YannickTheYellow starts fanning himself.
  394. Greene is used to this by now, goes to sleep
  395. <YannickTheYellow>: "Man it is very hot."
  396.  
  397.  
  398. -ORANGE-
  399.  
  400.  
  401. <Agent_Orange>: Jitterbug and greene find themselves underwater. Well not water more like orange juice. It stings at their wounds. They are in scuba suits and communicators in there breathers
  402.  
  403. <Jitterbug>: ...
  404. <Jitterbug>: The heck?
  405. <Greene>: "It is to be expected, I assume"
  406.  
  407. <Agent_Orange>: They cant really see that far ahead of themselves
  408. <Agent_Orange>: because orange
  409.  
  410. <Jitterbug>: But how much orange juice is this?
  411. Jitterbug tires to swim to the top
  412. Greene follows after
  413.  
  414. <Agent_Orange>: They reach the top. The walls are fairly clear now that they get there
  415. <Agent_Orange>: They realize they are trapped inside the worlds largest container of oj
  416. <Agent_Orange>: Theres a note on the underside of the lid
  417.  
  418. <Jitterbug>: After you, Rob
  419. Jitterbug motions towards the note
  420. Greene takes the note to read it
  421.  
  422. <Agent_Orange>: "Watch out for Agent Orange"
  423. <Jitterbug>: Larfleeze?!
  424. <Agent_Orange>: The bottle starts to shake with themselves still in it. The entire goo is moving
  425. <Greene>: "Or it could be referring to the gas used in the Vietnam war that was meant to kill trees and ended up people too"
  426.  
  427. <Jitterbug>: ....
  428. <Jitterbug>: I would rather face Larfleeze
  429. <Jitterbug>: Oh jeez!
  430. <Jitterbug>: Think you could drink it?
  431.  
  432. <Agent_Orange>: The entire bottle is going loco
  433. <Greene>: "What?"
  434. <Jitterbug>: it's a joke, ya butt
  435.  
  436. Agent_Orange is the bottle
  437. <Jitterbug>: So....what do we do?
  438. <Greene>: "I have no idea..."
  439.  
  440. Agent_Orange is starting to dissolve their scuba suits and such sllooooowly
  441. Greene looks around
  442. <Agent_Orange>: Greene has his knife on him
  443. <Agent_Orange>: But besides that
  444. <Agent_Orange>: Get the fuck out of the bottle of poisonous oj
  445.  
  446. Greene tries to dig his knife into the side of the bottle
  447. <Agent_Orange>: it works and cuts through
  448. Jitterbug checks anything for her to use
  449. <Agent_Orange>: a little squirt of oj is going out
  450. <Agent_Orange>: Jitterbug is super stronk thats enough
  451. Greene tries to cut out a hole
  452.  
  453. <Agent_Orange>: He succeeds
  454. Jitterbug swims over, and punches the hole
  455. <Agent_Orange>: The hole punches out and so are they, they flop onto a lab floor. There are various other vats of orange juice around. And about 10 fire extinguishers placed throughout the room
  456. <Agent_Orange>: Its a very very large room. The oj is peacefully squirting out
  457. Greene wipes OJ off of him
  458.  
  459. <Agent_Orange>: Its ...quiet
  460. <Jitterbug>: It's....quiet
  461. <Jitterbug>: Too quiet...
  462.  
  463. Agent_Orange continues pouring out onto the ground
  464. <Greene>: "What now?"
  465. <Jitterbug>: Dunno...
  466. <Jitterbug>: HELLO?
  467. <Jitterbug>: IS ANYONE HERE?
  468.  
  469. <Agent_Orange>: THERE IS A RUMBLING SOUND AS THE GROUND IS COVERED WITH OJ
  470. <Agent_Orange>: IT
  471. <Agent_Orange>: starts to wobble
  472. Agent_Orange forms up in the middle of the room into a giant oj man/monster
  473.  
  474. <Greene>: "....Crap"
  475. Agent_Orange SKREEEEONK
  476. <Jitterbug>: Now that's what I'm talking about!
  477. Greene goes to get a fire extinguisher
  478. Jitterbug rushes to get two
  479.  
  480. Agent_Orange forms a cynderblock like fist the size of a station wagon and DROPS IT DOWN AT THEM
  481. Greene jumps out of the way
  482. Jitterbug flies out of the way
  483. <Agent_Orange>: THEY ESCAPE THE PUNCH
  484. <Agent_Orange>: but still feel the shockwave
  485.  
  486. Jitterbug shoots the fire extinguishers at Agent_Orange
  487. <Agent_Orange>: As Oj splatters everywhere theirs scuba suits have been completely dissolved off of them and they are in there civies
  488. Greene is thrown back onto the ground, having no idea what he's doing he sprays the oj monster with the extinguisher. He figures this has to do something
  489.  
  490. Agent_Orange is hit in the side with fire extinguisher by them both it screams in pain.
  491. <Jitterbug>: We getting Creamsicles for dinner tonight!
  492.  
  493. Agent_Orange forms both arms into swords of oj and cuts through the hanging vat of fanta abov jitterbug
  494. Jitterbug laughs, as she keeps shooting the oj monster with a fire extinguisher
  495.  
  496. <Agent_Orange>: A GIANT VAT OF FANTA FALLS ON JITTERBUG SMASHING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND
  497. Agent_Orange is starting to freeze and is stumbling back
  498. Greene continues to spray and pray
  499.  
  500. Agent_Orange screams and turns to take notice of greene now that jb is hit with fanta. It gives him a death stare
  501. Greene sprays his face
  502. <Jitterbug>: Ow.....
  503.  
  504. Agent_Orange is sprayed and the face and finally stumbles back seemingly smashing into the wall and turning into normal oj on the floor splattered unmoving
  505. Jitterbug is stuck under the vat still, right?
  506.  
  507. <Agent_Orange>: You can crawl out]
  508. <Agent_Orange>: or lift it with supah stregnth]
  509. <Agent_Orange>: dunno what greenes doin]
  510. <Greene>: [thinking of a witty one liner]
  511.  
  512. Jitterbug lifts up the vat
  513. <Jitterbug>: So that's the way the cookie crumbles, eh?
  514. <Agent_Orange>: Crickets are heard
  515. <Greene>: "That doesn't work for this situation at all..."
  516.  
  517. <Agent_Orange>: There seems to be something forming up behind greene and jb. Its two large oj men. More their size
  518. <Agents>: >:C
  519. Greene turns around
  520. <Agents>: >:C
  521. Agents punches them respectively
  522.  
  523. <Jitterbug>: Well, I can't rhyme! It's orange!
  524. Greene ducks on reflex, commences continual spraying
  525. Agents are shrinking "Nyuuuuuuuh"
  526. Agents are only one now and about 3 apples high
  527.  
  528. Tiny_Orange adorably hits at greenes foot
  529. Jitterbug is punched, and knocked to the ground, before looking at the orange smurfs
  530. Greene mercilessly sprays the harmless orange
  531.  
  532. Tiny_Orange is deaaaaad
  533. <Jitterbug>: Well...That was sort of mean
  534. <Greene>: "They're evil orange juice monsters we're meant to fight" he huffs
  535. <Jitterbug>: No, need to huff, honey, come oon
  536. Jitterbug fiddles with Greene's beard
  537. <Jitterbug>: You having fun?
  538. <Greene>: "Fun's a weird word to describe this, but I'm good"
  539.  
  540. <Tiny_Orange>: A giant screen to their left lights up
  541. <Jitterbug>: Alright, now, get ready for the usual...
  542. <CC>: I knew you would finish this, a shame about agent orange but....thats the way the cookie crumbles
  543. CC pauses for laughs
  544.  
  545. <Greene>: "There wasn't even any cookies...."
  546. <CC>: "Yes well, I can see the FEWCHA"
  547. <CC>: "You are about to face your last test, incidentally he will be coming in the room in a few minutes. Theres one last thing I need to know if you are to be worthy of me as a hero"
  548.  
  549. <Jitterbug>: hehehehe
  550. <Jitterbug>: cookies
  551. <CC>: "Hehehehe"
  552. CC turns off the screen
  553.  
  554.  
  555. -INDIGO-
  556.  
  557.  
  558. <Jitterbug>: See!
  559. <Jitterbug>: Told you, he thought it was funny
  560.  
  561. Indigo opens the door to the right. They can see the light coming from outside. Its just one member of the color crew. He stumbles in
  562. <Indigo>: "Sup"
  563. <Greene>: "...Hi"
  564. <Jitterbug>: Hey there!
  565.  
  566. <Indigo>: "Right yeah so, I dont wanna get my asskicked and I know he doesnt have cameras in here"
  567. <Indigo>: "Hey"
  568. <Indigo>: "I can just let you guys out, free to go. I mean the bombs might still go off but its your choice dudes."
  569. <Indigo>: "Freedom from the will of a freak with color schemes?"
  570.  
  571. <Indigo>: choose wisely]
  572.  
  573. <Jitterbug>: Easy
  574. Jitterbug huddles up with Greene
  575. <Jitterbug>: number 2, right?
  576. <Greene>: "Considering the fact he has no other schtick except for trying to doubt us, yeah. Lets just kick his ass"
  577.  
  578. <Indigo>: "Do you really wanna do this?"
  579. <Jitterbug>: Well, can we not beat you up, and just say we did, going to the next trial?
  580. Indigo cracks his knuckles and unlike greene, and jitters hasnt faced a gauntlet of horrors and malnutrition
  581. <Greene>: "I don't trust it"
  582. <Indigo>: "Nope"
  583. <Greene>: "Have to be sure"
  584.  
  585. Indigo pulls out his quick draw color cannon and shoots jitters in the arm with a lazer sending her flying across the room
  586. Jitterbug is sent flying, smacking against a wall
  587. Greene uses his surprise attack on Jitters to charge indigo from the side and deliver a swift kick into his ribs
  588. Indigo grabs greenes leg
  589. Indigo takes off his mask and smirks
  590.  
  591. <Color_creep>: "Youve already passed the test. My hero needs a strong heart to go with his body and mind"
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