boomer Lucifer

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #714, #715
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>the lawn mower cranks loudly as the smoke sputters wildly out into the air as the obnoxious rattling of the metal frame shoots through your window and wakes you up
>fking nails on a chalk boad would be better
>Lucifer is bare chested outside mowing the lawn next to your 5th story room.
>sataniclullibies of shredding guitars taken straight from the most unholy collection shoot out of his boom box mounted on the mower.
>A mytsterious earth beverage is grafted onto his palm, unable to be removed and never loses its internal volume
>your eyes rip apart painfully as your head aches from a long night of shtposting and your mother scolding you about the piss drawer
>you'd wish him to go away but the weekly ritual has only begun.
>Lucifer spots you covering your ears and smiles as he shouts above the ACDC and the Hellish Lawnmower

"GOOD MORNING INCELS HOW ARE YOU THIS WEEKEND?"
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>implying I wouldn’t get up at 5 in the morning to mow the lawn and rock out with boomer lucifer