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- ["Oh, Pretty Woman"
- by Roy Orbison playing]
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- 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:21,313
- ♪ Pretty woman ♪
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- 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,273
- ♪ Walkin' down the street ♪
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- 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,816
- ♪ Pretty woman ♪
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- 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,985
- ♪ The kind I like to meet ♪
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- 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,779
- ♪ Pretty woman ♪
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- 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,448
- ♪ I don't believe you ♪
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- 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,824
- ♪ You're not the truth ♪
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- 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:37,079
- ♪ No one could look as good as you... ♪
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- 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,580
- [Vivian on TV] Don't you knock?
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- 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:42,793
- Vivian, I'm gonna be in town until Sunday.
- I'd like you to spend the week with me.
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- 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,169
- [Vivian] Holy shit! [laughs]
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- 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,505
- - [splashing]
- - ♪ Pretty woman... ♪
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- 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:50,551
- [Edward] Could you send up
- some champagne and strawberries, please?
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- 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:51,552
- Vivian?
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- 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:53,762
- Vivian, is that a yes?
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- 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,013
- [splutters]
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- Yes.
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- 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:01,019
- - [chuckles] Yes.
- - [Edward] I'll be gone most of the day.
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- 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,564
- Wake up, Natalie. It's just a movie.
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- 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:06,942
- Forget about men.
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- 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:08,944
- [sighs] Forget about love.
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- 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:12,239
- In real life,
- girls like us don't get that.
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- 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,198
- Why?
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- 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:15,617
- Well, look in the mirror, darl.
- We're no Julia Roberts.
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- We're not?
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- 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,371
- That woman has got a million-dollar smile.
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- 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,790
- She's got a gorgeous mane of hair.
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- 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:24,209
- Okay, she might not have
- to bleach her mustache,
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- 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,753
- but she hasn't even got room
- for a mustache.
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- 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,964
- She's got a tiny little space here.
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- 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:31,425
- They'll never make a movie
- about girls like us.
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- 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,467
- - You know why?
- - Why?
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- 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,845
- Because it would be so sad.
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- 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,389
- They'd have to sprinkle Prozac
- on the popcorn
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- 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,099
- or people would kill themselves.
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- 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,105
- You see, Natalie, love's not a fairytale.
- There's no happy endings.
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- - There is always gonna be a happy ending.
- - No, darling.
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- Someone might marry you for a visa,
- that's about it.
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- 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,155
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:57,200
- ♪ She's walkin' back to me ♪
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- 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,537
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
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- ♪ Pretty woman ♪
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- 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:07,252
- [alarm beeping]
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- 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,759
- - [grunts]
- - [drilling outside]
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- 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,218
- [sighs]
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- [sighs]
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- Phew.
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- 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,895
- Oh, Baxter, I need those. Hey.
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- 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,481
- Baxter? Pyeow!
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- 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:28,982
- Roll over. Play dead.
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- [sirens wailing outside]
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- [sighs] Come here.
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- 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,029
- Aah!
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- Morning kiss for Mummy?
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- [kisses] Baxter?
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- [car alarm wails outside]
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- 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,089
- Oh, hi, Donny.
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- 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,467
- Some girl taped this love note to my door.
- "To Big D."
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- 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,928
- I think it's one of the many girls
- that are obsessed with you.
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- Yeah, all... all right,
- I'll give it to my secretary.
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- - Thanks.
- - Oh, you have a secre--
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- 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,308
- [door slams loudly]
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- 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,729
- [laughter]
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- [drilling]
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- - [man] Stop the cart!
- - What?
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- 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,706
- - Stop it with your body!
- - Me?
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- - Do it!
- - No, I can't!
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- - My cart is valuable!
- - I can't!
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- Stop the cart!
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- Wow!
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- You're built like a cement truck.
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- Yeah. Thank you.
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- 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,594
- That's what all the guys say.
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- [horns blaring]
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- 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,653
- Hey, Nat, do me a favor,
- throw this away for me. I'm so busy.
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- 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,490
- Uh, I'm kind of... busy too,
- but yeah, yeah.
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- 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:04,745
- Natalie, the 3D printer is down.
- Can you call the IT guy?
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- Donna, you know, technically
- you're the office manager, right?
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- I do. Tell him
- it's not even turning on now.
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- You're the best.
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- [phone ringing]
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- [sighs] Morning, Whit.
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- - Hey.
- - Morning, boss.
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- 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,593
- - Is he here yet?
- - No, not yet.
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- You're gonna kill
- the Lewis pitch this morning.
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- Okay, uh, I don't know
- whether I'm fully ready, but... [sighs]
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- [Natalie] Oh, no, I haven't...
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- - Whoa. Hold that thought, he's here.
- - Maybe I shouldn't--
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- [Natalie] That's our new client?
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- [Whitney] Why is he so beautiful?
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- He's, like, CW hot.
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- I just suddenly got the urge to catcall.
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- Like, I... I don't whistle,
- but I just, like, wanna...
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- 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,364
- - [blowing]
- - [both whistling]
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- Guys, please don't objectify
- the men in this office.
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- - Okay, I won't stand for it.
- - [chuckles]
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- So, you gonna pitch in there?
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- I do-- I don't know.
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- No one really cares
- about the parking garages.
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- Mm-mm.
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- No, no, no, no. You are not
- chickening out. It's a good idea.
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- I don't know. Sometimes
- when I go into the big meetings,
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- they just cut me off
- and I don't get my ideas out right,
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- and everyone just thinks
- I'm the coffee bitch.
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- Which is unfair,
- 'cause sometimes I bring donuts as well.
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- Maybe I could just e-mail it.
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- Oh, yeah, you're right,
- you could just e-mail it.
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- That's a good idea,
- you should just sit down,
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- not go in the big meeting,
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- not present all your hard work.
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- 'Cause that would be awful, right?
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- - Josh! [squeals]
- - Everyone loving your great work,
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- possibly getting a pay raise...
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- everyone's respect.
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- Everyone would be like,
- "Wow, Natalie,
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- we love your idea!
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- We're gonna give you
- all the money in the world!"
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- Josh, stop being such an idiot!
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- You're the most formidable
- architect in this firm.
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- Oh, people are listening!
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- [man] Natalie?
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- You gonna join us
- for our professional meeting?
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- Yes, erm... Yes, I am, sorry.
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- Kill it, Nat! [imitates gunfire]
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- [groaning]
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- Sorry about that. Excuse me.
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- [sighs]
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- Oh, thanks, hon.
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- - Oh, no, that's mi--
- - [slurps] Mm!
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- Oh, goddamn it.
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- Who puts whipped cream in a coffee?
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- Do you mind?
- I'll just have a normal coffee. Thanks.
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- I'm not an assistant, so...
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- Archi-- Architect. I'm ju--
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- Yeah, er... But, erm...
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- I'm also a team player and...
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- I'd be very happy
- to get you another coffee.
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- That'd be great.
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- Um, be right back, everyone.
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- [steel band playing]
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- Miss, yo?
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- 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,190
- Yo?
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- - Dropped your glasses. Here you go.
- - [siren wails]
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- 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,862
- - Thank you.
- - I'm cheesing really hard.
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- - [horn blares]
- - Are you-- Oh!
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- - Come on!
- - Very sorry.
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- So, it's not like I thought I was gonna be
- the star of the meeting, or anything.
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- Like, I'm not that good.
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- But even if I see him again,
- a guy like that, I'm just invisible to.
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- - What do you mean, a guy like that?
- - You know, a nice guy with a nice life.
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- I'm a nice guy. I see you.
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- I've got a nice life.
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- I do. I have a hybrid.
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- 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,511
- Yeah, I know. I know.
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- 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:11,431
- No, you know what I mean.
- Like, super rich,
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- like, super successful, a super hunky guy.
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- I'm just extra invisible
- to a guy like that, you know?
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- Yeah, got it.
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- You know, even if he noticed you,
- you wouldn't notice him noticing you.
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- What does that mean?
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- It means that you're... you're blind
- to love. You don't even see it.
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- 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,455
- - No, I'm not. I just--
- - Yeah.
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- I don't need love.
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- 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:38,583
- - What?
- - You just busted through
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- that potential new couple back there.
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- Yeah, they were about to have a moment,
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- that spark was there,
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- and you lowered your shoulder
- and plowed through 'em like a linebacker.
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- 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,344
- Stop being an idiot, all right?
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- 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,805
- - Oh. Have you been working out?
- - I have, yeah.
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- - That's quite hard. Yeah.
- - Yeah. I've got an ab-blaster.
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- [sighs] Hey, Whitney,
- can you get me the... Whit?
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- Whit?
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- Um... Can you maybe stop watching
- full-length feature films in the office
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- and just, like, do your job and assist me?
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- Yes, okay.
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- There are only, like, 43 minutes left,
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- so maybe I'll just stop when it's over
- and then do it.
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- I don't know how it ends.
- Do they end up together?
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- This movie ends
- like all stupid rom-coms do.
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- The girl gets the guy, and then, finally,
- that's what makes her happy.
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- - Pyeow!
- - And what's wrong with that?
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- 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,570
- Because she should be happy
- with other things in her life,
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- 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,114
- like her great career
- that she's worked hard for.
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- 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,116
- It's a romantic comedy.
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- 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,075
- They're the best.
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- 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,994
- I mean, life can be so sad.
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- 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,330
- I try to wake up smiling, then
- I turn on the news and I'm like...
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- 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,584
- And then I turn on
- Sweet Home Alabama and I'm like...
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- 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,921
- I mean, have you seen that movie?
- It's literally a masterpiece.
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- 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,715
- Masterpiece of shit.
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- 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,634
- Whitney, all those movies are lies,
- set to terrible pop songs.
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- I love those songs.
- And those movies are not lies.
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- 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:14,971
- Ah, yes, they are.
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- 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,557
- People waking up in bed
- with full hair and makeup.
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- It's so unrealistic.
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- 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,270
- Every time someone puts on a pair
- of pants, it turns into a whole montage.
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- 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,105
- Yeah, 'cause trying on clothes is fun.
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- For you.
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- 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,984
- Yeah, what about how
- there's always, like, some main chick,
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- and she's super clumsy.
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- 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,154
- She's always like... "Oh! Whoops!"
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- 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,865
- And everyone goes, "She's so charming."
- 205
- 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,994
- No. In real life, people'd think
- she had muscular dystrophy.
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- 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,913
- Your flaws are what make you beautiful.
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- 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,666
- Uh, your flaws are what make you ugly.
- That's why they're called flaws.
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- 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,376
- And then, like, in those movies,
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- 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,295
- when there are two women
- in the same workplace,
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- 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,922
- they have to be, like, mortal enemies.
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- 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,382
- Look at us. Like, I love you,
- I think you're the best.
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- 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,844
- The idea that two women
- can't root for each other at work
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- 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:55,929
- is just disgusting.
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- 00:09:56,554 --> 00:10:00,850
- And apparently, there's no HR at any
- of those businesses in rom-com world,
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- 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,977
- because there's no diversity,
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- 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,605
- and people are always
- boning their co-workers.
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- 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,817
- Oh, and don't even get me started
- about the cliché gay best friend
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- 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:12,821
- whose sole purpose in the story
- is just to help the main hot chick.
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- 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,531
- And, like, does he have a job?
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- 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,450
- Like, what's going on in his life?
- Who cares?
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- 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,577
- It's so insulting, don't you think?
- 222
- 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,163
- And then they always have
- some stupid voiceover
- 223
- 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,499
- that comes on to tell you
- what you're supposed to think.
- 224
- 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,668
- - [toilet flushes]
- - You know what I think? Act better.
- 225
- 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,503
- For someone who hates romantic comedies,
- 226
- 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,755
- you have certainly
- thought about this a lot.
- 227
- 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,423
- [Natalie] Okay, don't wait for me.
- 228
- 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,260
- What about how,
- at the end of those rom-coms,
- 229
- 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,721
- they always do this stupid, like,
- slow motion running sequence?
- 230
- 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,599
- [gasping] Aah! Aah!
- 231
- 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,602
- And, like, they're trying to break up
- a wedding or get their lover back.
- 232
- 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,728
- Well, guess what?
- 233
- 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,313
- He doesn't love you.
- 234
- 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,691
- That's why he's not currently with you
- or marrying you.
- 235
- 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,402
- He does love you,
- and he's there to complete you.
- 236
- 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,238
- Mind if I come in?
- What are we talkin' about?
- 237
- 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,408
- Natalie's been saying
- that romantic comedies are bad.
- 238
- 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,617
- For three hours.
- 239
- 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:00,869
- Yeah, 'cause they're toxic.
- 240
- 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,495
- Are you kidding me?
- 241
- 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,706
- Have you seen Notting Hill?
- 242
- 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,457
- Have you seen 13 Going on 30?
- 243
- 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,584
- [Natalie groans]
- 244
- 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,377
- I put those
- in my high school time capsule.
- 245
- 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,671
- - This is a man, I love this man.
- - That and my hacky sack.
- 246
- 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,423
- You two are so soft.
- 247
- 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,050
- You know, she just, uh...
- She hates happy endings.
- 248
- 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,052
- [Natalie] Because it's not the end.
- 249
- 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:21,598
- They stop it there because
- what happens next is, like, really shit.
- 250
- 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,308
- - [chuckles]
- - Nobody'll wanna see that.
- 251
- 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,393
- It's unhealthy for little girls
- to watch that stuff
- 252
- 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,978
- and think that's how life's gonna be.
- 253
- 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:31,858
- I think it's nice to be reminded of how
- beautiful and full of love life can be.
- 254
- 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:32,775
- Nope.
- 255
- 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,654
- Hey, so I know you hate it, but it is...
- 256
- 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,907
- ♪ Karaoke night ♪
- 257
- 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,200
- ♪ Tonight ♪
- 258
- 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,911
- - When? Uh...
- - Tonight. Would you like to come?
- 259
- 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,330
- Or we could do something
- less embarrassing,
- 260
- 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,540
- like trampoline nude in public?
- 261
- 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,875
- - [chuckles]
- - Okay, well...
- 262
- 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,960
- could've just said no.
- 263
- 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,265
- Um, can I just...
- just quickly tell you one more thing
- 264
- 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,142
- that romantic comedies have taught me?
- 265
- 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,186
- - No. No!
- - Come on.
- 266
- 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,021
- Listen to me.
- 267
- 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,648
- - What?
- - You're friendzoning Josh.
- 268
- 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,691
- No I'm not. No. No, no, no.
- 269
- 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,693
- No, Josh doesn't like me like that.
- 270
- 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,945
- You sure about that?
- 271
- 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:17,987
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- 272
- 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,906
- Do you know how many times
- a day I catch him
- 273
- 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,076
- gawking at that half-dressed model
- out there?
- 274
- 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,871
- You know, she's like,
- "Ooh. Look, I'm so sexy.
- 275
- 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,250
- I just want a man to buy me a salad. Ooh!"
- 276
- 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,836
- You know, but I don't have that,
- so that's fine. You know?
- 277
- 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:38,132
- I think people would have
- an easier time seeing you, Natalie,
- 278
- 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,676
- if you were a little more open.
- 279
- 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,763
- [mouths]
- 280
- 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,330
- [phone alert]
- 281
- 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,671
- [train brakes squealing]
- 282
- 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:21,509
- [woman on PA] Ladies and gentlemen, t
- he train approaching does not stop here.
- 283
- 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,678
- Please stand back from the platform edge.
- 284
- 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,388
- [man] Oh, hey.
- 285
- 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,223
- You get off here too?
- 286
- 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,766
- Oh. Hi.
- 287
- 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,059
- I'm Jack.
- 288
- 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,645
- Natalie. Uh, Nat, like the bug.
- 289
- 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,980
- [chuckles] That's funny.
- 290
- 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:35,732
- [Natalie groans]
- 291
- 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,191
- [grunts]
- 292
- 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,151
- Give me the purse!
- 293
- 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,278
- - My purse!
- - Come on, give it to me!
- 294
- 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,155
- [yells]
- 295
- 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,157
- Come on! Give it!
- 296
- 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,162
- Bitch! [yells]
- 297
- 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,165
- Oh! Come on, I've got three kids to feed!
- 298
- 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,666
- You look like you've known struggle.
- 299
- 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,127
- Can you help me out? Please?
- 300
- 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,922
- Ha ha, sucker! I don't even have any kids.
- 301
- 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,216
- [groans]
- 302
- 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,260
- Why does this shit always happen to me?
- 303
- 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,429
- [yells]
- 304
- 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,360
- ["Main Theme - A Summer Place"
- by Max Steiner playing]
- 305
- 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,367
- [whimpers softly]
- 306
- 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,541
- Wow. You took quite a spill.
- 307
- 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,336
- Uh, no. Um...
- 308
- 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,254
- [groans]
- 309
- 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,424
- I got mugged by this childless sociopath.
- 310
- 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,009
- - [chuckles]
- - We need to call the police,
- 311
- 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,720
- and maybe I should do a sketch,
- so I just-- [groans]
- 312
- 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,765
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Okay, just slow down, lovely.
- 313
- 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,060
- Where am I?
- 314
- 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,603
- You're in the emergency room.
- 315
- 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,856
- This isn't an emergency room,
- this is a Williams-Sonoma.
- 316
- 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,484
- [laughs] Okay, sit back, relax.
- 317
- 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,902
- Just let me examine you.
- 318
- 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,071
- Okay.
- 319
- 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,201
- Oh, dear.
- 320
- 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,411
- What's wrong?
- 321
- 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,204
- Well, it's your eyes.
- 322
- 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,872
- You're quite beautiful.
- 323
- 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,250
- Did I die?
- 324
- 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:21,337
- You are, like, way too hot to be a doctor,
- and saying really creepy things to me.
- 325
- 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,464
- I am so enjoying my time with you.
- 326
- 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,591
- - Why?
- - [chuckles] Yeah.
- 327
- 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:26,843
- Wait. I know what's going on.
- 328
- 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,344
- You're working with that subway guy.
- 329
- 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,055
- First he knocks me out,
- and then you try to steal my kidneys!
- 330
- 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,724
- - What?
- - Security! Please, I need help!
- 331
- 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,059
- Well, if you really wanna leave,
- 332
- 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,687
- I'm sorry to say that your clothes
- were completely ruined.
- 333
- 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,898
- But don't worry. We picked some things out
- from the lost and found for you.
- 334
- 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,952
- Josh, um, can you call me?
- 335
- 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,745
- I was mugged and I don't...
- 336
- 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,290
- I don't know,
- maybe I was harvested for my eggs.
- 337
- 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,459
- I don't know.
- Please, um, just call me back, okay?
- 338
- 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,878
- - [dog barks]
- - Hey, pretty woman.
- 339
- 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,421
- Good morning.
- 340
- 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:04,839
- Oh.
- 341
- 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,593
- [birdsong]
- 342
- 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,220
- Love your outfit.
- 343
- 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:12,847
- Very chic.
- 344
- 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,932
- ["A Thousand Miles"
- by Vanessa Carlton playing]
- 345
- 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,272
- [turns music up]
- 346
- 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,899
- This is really weird.
- 347
- 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,942
- - ♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪
- - Oh!
- 348
- 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,527
- [music slows to a stop]
- 349
- 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,490
- - Good God! Are you okay?
- - Aaah!
- 350
- 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,992
- You... What the...
- 351
- 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,368
- I am so sorry.
- 352
- 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,537
- My driver was probably distracted by you.
- 353
- 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,082
- Wow, you're...
- you're quite beguiling, aren't you?
- 354
- 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,084
- Why are you now Australian?
- 355
- 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,879
- - I'm Australian, so it comes out that way.
- - No, no, no.
- 356
- 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,881
- You weren't Australian this morning
- 357
- 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,342
- when you saw my cup of whipped cream
- with a dollop of coffee.
- 358
- 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,636
- I find it impossible to believe
- that we've met before
- 359
- 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,222
- - and I don't remember you.
- - Oh, what's going on?
- 360
- 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:55,932
- Are you okay?
- 361
- 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,850
- No! Don't you smell what's happening?
- 362
- 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,977
- New York doesn't smell like shit anymore.
- 363
- 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,771
- Everything smells like lavender.
- 364
- 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,356
- I think you might have hit your head.
- 365
- 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,692
- Why don't we check you in at the doctor,
- maybe? Or just take you home?
- 366
- 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,945
- Something is really wrong.
- 367
- 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,488
- Okay, well, why don't you, um...
- 368
- 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,366
- Why don't you let me take you home?
- I'm not gonna hurt you.
- 369
- 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,284
- Let's... Let's get you home, though.
- 370
- 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,119
- I'll give you a ride, okay?
- 371
- 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,499
- - [Blake] Champagne and strawberries.
- - [cork pops]
- 372
- 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,877
- Dom Pérignon once said
- it was like tasting the stars.
- 373
- 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,754
- Did you know he was a monk?
- 374
- 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:29,715
- And we're here.
- 375
- 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,134
- [Natalie] What? How...
- how did we get here so fast?
- 376
- 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,803
- That was, like, 18 seconds.
- 377
- 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,688
- Someone's really cleaned up the street.
- 378
- 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,150
- Those wedding dresses.
- 379
- 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,944
- Those weren't there before.
- 380
- 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,655
- And who put all these flowers everywhere?
- 381
- 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,991
- - [sneezes]
- - Ooh, bless you.
- 382
- 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,368
- - [sneezing]
- - Oh, doubles, double blessings.
- 383
- 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,787
- - [sneezes]
- - Oh, three times! That's lucky.
- 384
- 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,955
- Oh, I'm allergic.
- 385
- 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,416
- You sure I can't get you something?
- Maybe a hanky or a tissue?
- 386
- 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,793
- I think I just, erm... I need to lie down.
- 387
- 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,254
- [chuckles] I'll be...
- I'll be totally fine then.
- 388
- 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,880
- - Okay.
- - Erm... Uh...
- 389
- 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:10,965
- Thank you, I just...
- 390
- 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,594
- I have no idea
- why you're being so nice to me. I just...
- 391
- 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,014
- I don't get it, but thanks.
- 392
- 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:19,849
- Well, erm...
- 393
- 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,101
- Hold on a second.
- 394
- 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,066
- If you need anything,
- 395
- 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,067
- anything at all...
- 396
- 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,281
- don't hesitate to...
- 397
- 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,368
- give me a call on my cellular...
- 398
- 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,454
- telephone... device.
- 399
- 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,039
- Yeah. That's my number.
- 400
- 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,125
- - [ping]
- - That's very charming.
- 401
- 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,918
- But you do realize there's, like...
- 402
- 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,173
- 3.6 million permutations
- of how this could go together?
- 403
- 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,175
- But there's only one you, so...
- 404
- 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,136
- Right. That doesn't really make sense.
- 405
- 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,973
- Neither does the way
- I'm feelin' about you right now.
- 406
- 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,183
- But, uh...
- 407
- 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,393
- That still doesn't change
- the math, though.
- 408
- 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,937
- Just to be clear, I cannot call you.
- 409
- 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,481
- Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
- 410
- 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,607
- No!
- 411
- 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,816
- Call me!
- 412
- 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,279
- Josh, I'm not kidding, can you call me?
- 413
- 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,949
- Did you set this all up
- because I didn't go to karaoke with you?
- 414
- 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,682
- Oh, sorry.
- 415
- 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,226
- I just walked into the wrong apartment.
- Leav-- Leaving.
- 416
- 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:46,894
- Sorry.
- 417
- 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,042
- [sneezes] Oh.
- 418
- 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,799
- [man] Thank you. These are lovely.
- 419
- 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,095
- Holy shit.
- 420
- 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,057
- Okay, you can come out now... [chuckles]
- 421
- 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,184
- Whatever reality show this is.
- 422
- 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,561
- You guys win!
- 423
- 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,230
- I'm gonna love it, not list it. Pfft.
- 424
- 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,567
- - Hello?
- - [barking]
- 425
- 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,736
- Baxter?
- 426
- 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,946
- Baxter, come here, pups. Come here.
- 427
- 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,781
- Is that you, Baxter?
- 428
- 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,284
- Pyeoo!
- 429
- 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,077
- [whimpers]
- 430
- 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,203
- [gasps]
- 431
- 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,832
- You've never done that before.
- 432
- 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,337
- - 911, what's your emergency?
- - [Natalie] Yeah.
- 433
- 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,339
- I've, erm, been robbed, sort of.
- 434
- 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,341
- Someone's broken into my apartment
- 435
- 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,302
- and... stretched it.
- 436
- 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,096
- And they've taken everything and...
- 437
- 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,307
- replaced it all with much nicer stuff.
- 438
- 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,476
- Okay, ma'am,
- this doesn't sound like an emergency.
- 439
- 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,519
- This sounds like you've got it together.
- 440
- 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,234
- - Ma'am, are you there?
- - [gasps]
- 441
- 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,820
- This is every pair of shoes ever made.
- 442
- 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,948
- I don't normally wear heels
- because of the uneven weight distribution,
- 443
- 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,576
- [chuckles] but these are incredible.
- 444
- 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,704
- And they're... they're all in my size.
- 445
- 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,164
- So let me get this straight.
- 446
- 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,374
- Your emergency is that
- your apartment is too big,
- 447
- 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,001
- you have every shoe you could ever want,
- 448
- 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,753
- and they all fit your cute feet.
- 449
- 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,797
- - Yeah, exactly, that's what I--
- - Bye.
- 450
- 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,881
- [beeping]
- 451
- 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:41,801
- - [screams]
- - [screams]
- 452
- 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,135
- [both screaming]
- 453
- 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,387
- - Why are we screaming?
- - Donny!
- 454
- 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,014
- How did you get in here?
- 455
- 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,476
- Someone said "Gay Beetlejuice" three
- times, and then I magically appeared.
- 456
- 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,936
- How do you think I got in here?
- 457
- 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,439
- [camply] With the key you gave me,
- 'cause I'm your favorite neighbor.
- 458
- 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:56,690
- Why are you talking like that?
- 459
- 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,609
- Erm, talking like what?
- 460
- 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,444
- Like an offensive version of a gay guy.
- 461
- 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,113
- [gasps] Miss Girl Thing Bouffant, please.
- 462
- 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,782
- You sound and look like an alien
- 463
- 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,450
- - who's faking being gay.
- - [phone buzzing]
- 464
- 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,993
- Oh, my God!
- Pop a Tic Tac and move it!
- 465
- 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,539
- You've gotta get to work
- to get crackin' on that big presentation!
- 466
- 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,749
- - What presentation?
- - Um, I don't know.
- 467
- 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,917
- The big presentation.
- 468
- 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,086
- Which is what my boyfriend calls me
- in the sack, PS.
- 469
- 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,128
- [chuckling]
- 470
- 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,047
- Okay, booch,
- change out of whatever this is.
- 471
- 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,968
- I'm gonna drop you off at the office
- on the way to my no plans whatsoever!
- 472
- 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,512
- Oh!
- 473
- 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,639
- I love you so much.
- 474
- 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,392
- Can you hear me when I say that?
- 475
- 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:32,726
- [whispers] How about now?
- 476
- 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,353
- ♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪
- 477
- 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,688
- ♪ Walkin' fast ♪
- 478
- 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,731
- ♪ Faces pass and I'm homebound ♪
- 479
- 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,526
- Is this how you normally get to work?
- 480
- 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,278
- Erm, if I had a job, yeah.
- 481
- 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,447
- [Natalie] Are you gonna get a job?
- 482
- 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:50,911
- ♪ 'Cause you know I'd walk
- A thousand miles ♪
- 483
- 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,707
- ♪ If I could just see you ♪
- 484
- 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,009
- Hey, Nat. Let me lighten your load
- and grab that for you.
- 485
- 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,886
- Oh, uh, I wasn't fully done with that...
- 486
- 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,638
- Hey, Natalie, your 3D printer
- was running a little bit slow,
- 487
- 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,765
- so I had IT come by
- and step it up for you, you know?
- 488
- 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:13,017
- Just preventative maintenance.
- 489
- 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,518
- Oh, you had something fixed for me.
- 490
- 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:17,146
- Yeah, I'm the office manager
- and you're the star architect.
- 491
- 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,814
- How else would it be, silly?
- 492
- 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:19,940
- [laughs]
- 493
- 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,443
- [gasps] Oh, Whitney...
- 494
- 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,988
- Oh, er... Wow, you look
- really, really different.
- 495
- 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,908
- Erm, you have to explain to me
- what on earth is going on here.
- 496
- 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:32,620
- I don't have to explain shit to you.
- I don't work for you.
- 497
- 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,915
- Technically, you...
- Actually, you're my assistant, so...
- 498
- 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,499
- I know you, you know...
- 499
- 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:41,420
- I don't like to say "I'm the boss!"
- or anything, but, uh, you're my assistant.
- 500
- 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,131
- That's literally the funniest thing
- I've ever heard.
- 501
- 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,925
- - What?
- - Me working for you.
- 502
- 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,761
- Let me put it in terms
- that you can understand.
- 503
- 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,263
- [Australian accent]
- You're going down, bitch.
- 504
- 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,233
- - [yells] Natalie!
- - Oh!
- 505
- 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,653
- [laughs] Oh, I scared you so bad.
- 506
- 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,404
- What's up? I got your message.
- 507
- 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:08,906
- Thank God, you're still you.
- 508
- 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,741
- Okay. Okay, normal.
- 509
- 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,576
- Yep, yeah, normal Josh.
- 510
- 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,161
- Okay, I really need your help.
- 511
- 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,246
- What's goin' on?
- 512
- 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,790
- I got mugged last night.
- 513
- 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,541
- And suddenly, my apartment is tits,
- 514
- 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,753
- and my neighbor Donny is setting
- gay rights back, like, a hundred years.
- 515
- 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,880
- And Whitney is giving me
- resting murder face.
- 516
- 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,006
- Nat, are you okay?
- 517
- 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:29,760
- No, my dog is now clean
- and guys look at me in the eyes.
- 518
- 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,805
- - See?
- - [chuckles] Hey, guys.
- 519
- 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,307
- I think that's a good thing though, right?
- 520
- 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:38,519
- Uh... Maybe in theory, but this is
- some kind of parallel universe.
- 521
- 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,396
- This isn't our office.
- 522
- 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:41,897
- Josh, it's not.
- 523
- 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,482
- Look, it's not real.
- 524
- 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,317
- I think I might be going crazy.
- 525
- 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:48,487
- Hey, no.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on.
- 526
- 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:49,697
- [sobs]
- 527
- 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:53,826
- Hey, it's okay.
- 528
- 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:57,037
- You... [chuckles] You're a lot of things,
- but you are not crazy.
- 529
- 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,122
- So...
- 530
- 00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,623
- So you see it, too.
- 531
- 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,668
- Oh! Yeah, thank God.
- 532
- 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,337
- I think we should get out of here
- before they bite us
- 533
- 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,923
- - or impregnate us--
- - Okay, yeah. Let's get you some air.
- 534
- 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,717
- No one's gonna impregnate us. Come on.
- 535
- 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,762
- [Natalie] See?
- Doesn't this all feel really weird?
- 536
- 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:16,932
- Okay, you have to calm down, okay?
- 537
- 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,309
- Just... Just take a breath
- 538
- 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,228
- of this sweet, sweet, New York air.
- 539
- 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,984
- Okay, you're still looking at me
- like I'm crazy.
- 540
- 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:30,446
- Please, just don't commit me
- to some super beautiful insane asylum.
- 541
- 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,989
- I don't think you're crazy.
- 542
- 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,116
- But what you were telling me is...
- 543
- 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:36,368
- a little cuckoo.
- 544
- 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,079
- But since you are the one saying it,
- I believe you.
- 545
- 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,581
- - I'll help you, okay?
- - Okay.
- 546
- 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:41,790
- Let's figure this out.
- 547
- 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,793
- All right, well, maybe if I retrace
- my steps
- 548
- 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,212
- - from last night, we could...
- - [woman coughing]
- 549
- 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,173
- Is that woman choking?
- 550
- 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,717
- - [coughing]
- - [Natalie] No, she's just being dramatic.
- 551
- 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,010
- I choke all the time.
- 552
- 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,470
- You know when you put those candies
- 553
- 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,847
- - in the back of your mouth and... [coughs]
- - Sh, sh, sh, sh.
- 554
- 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,224
- - Josh?
- - [coughing]
- 555
- 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,976
- - [Natalie] Josh?
- - Stand up, stand up.
- 556
- 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,144
- [Natalie] Hey, Josh?
- 557
- 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:03,979
- [woman gasps]
- 558
- 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:06,565
- Is that really necessary?
- 559
- 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,317
- [coughs violently]
- 560
- 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,778
- - Okay. She's okay.
- - [panting]
- 561
- 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:18,827
- Hi.
- 562
- 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,412
- Hi.
- 563
- 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,623
- You saved my life.
- 564
- 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,374
- I can't thank you enough.
- 565
- 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:26,835
- Josh.
- 566
- 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,504
- That is such a beautiful name.
- 567
- 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,090
- Josssssh.
- 568
- 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:34,009
- I like how you say it. Josh! [chuckles]
- 569
- 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,095
- I don't know.
- I think it's kinda... ordinary.
- 570
- 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,054
- No.
- 571
- 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,847
- I love ordinary.
- 572
- 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:39,807
- - You do?
- - Yes.
- 573
- 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:42,017
- Okay, well, I am a very ordinary guy.
- 574
- 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,269
- I am a seven across the board.
- 575
- 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,687
- That's perfect.
- 576
- 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,189
- Oh, so...
- 577
- 00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:51,193
- What do you do?
- That's a thing an ordinary guy would ask.
- 578
- 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,653
- I'm a yoga ambassador.
- 579
- 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:54,363
- Namaste.
- 580
- 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,280
- Namaste. [laughs]
- 581
- 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:58,033
- But my real job is...
- I'm a swimsuit model.
- 582
- 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:01,120
- - That makes sense.
- - But really, I'm a role model.
- 583
- 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,831
- Because I believe in giving back
- to the underprivileged.
- 584
- 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:05,207
- I'm underprivileged.
- 585
- 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,751
- - All right! Oh! Oh, hey!
- - You're so...
- 586
- 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,086
- - Hey!
- - You're so funny!
- 587
- 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,464
- Oh, oh. Sorry. Hey.
- This is my best friend, Natalie.
- 588
- 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:13,966
- Natalie, this is...
- 589
- 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,009
- - Isabella Stone.
- - You're from the...
- 590
- 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,427
- - Hi.
- - You're from the billboard.
- 591
- 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,429
- - You are?
- - You are from the billboard.
- 592
- 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:21,890
- - So who are you?
- - Natalie.
- 593
- 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,350
- Good to meet you. Um, I... I...
- 594
- 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,436
- I don't...
- I can't believe I'm gonna do this, but...
- 595
- 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,731
- Would a man like you ever...
- 596
- 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,775
- have a drink with a girl like me?
- 597
- 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,029
- Oh, let me think about it.
- 598
- 00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,700
- Yes. I will meet you back at the office.
- 599
- 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:40,826
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 600
- 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:41,994
- - Wait.
- - Okay, great.
- 601
- 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,078
- - Let me get my bag.
- - Josh.
- 602
- 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,997
- - Technically, you almost died.
- - Yeah, I did.
- 603
- 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,166
- - You saved me.
- - Josh? Josh? We have to make the plan.
- 604
- 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:48,959
- I just wanna make sure she's okay.
- 605
- 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,043
- She's fine.
- 606
- 00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:52,045
- She... She's laughing, she's fine.
- 607
- 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,756
- Yeah, and also, you don't know her.
- 608
- 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,968
- Why not be open to something new, right?
- 609
- 00:27:58,677 --> 00:27:59,678
- See ya.
- 610
- 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,474
- Er... er...
- 611
- 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:06,852
- [yelps]
- 612
- 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:07,853
- Hey.
- 613
- 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,189
- Oh, I'm so-- I'm sorry. I-- Uh...
- 614
- 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:11,982
- - You must think I'm--
- - Adorable.
- 615
- 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:12,983
- [shrieks]
- 616
- 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,449
- [Natalie] Okay, get a grip.
- 617
- 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:21,950
- Let's just think about this.
- 618
- 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,496
- I have an amazing apartment
- and a super cute dog.
- 619
- 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,457
- A gay sidekick.
- 620
- 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,460
- I have a great job,
- but the only woman that works with me
- 621
- 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,753
- has now become my mortal enemy.
- 622
- 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:34,087
- Oh!
- 623
- 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:37,216
- I keep falling down all the time.
- 624
- 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,885
- And I'm talking to myself out loud.
- 625
- 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,640
- - I think I'm trapped in a...
- - [reversing alarm]
- 626
- 00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:50,646
- - My life has become a...
- - [reversing alarm]
- 627
- 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:53,690
- Come on!
- 628
- 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,651
- What did I do to deserve this?
- 629
- 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:58,820
- - My life's become a...
- - [reversing alarm]
- 630
- 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:00,739
- ...romantic comedy!
- 631
- 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:03,533
- [groans]
- 632
- 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,497
- - And it's... PG-13!
- - [reversing alarm]
- 633
- 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,925
- Excuse me. I need your help.
- 634
- 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,843
- I need the surveillance footage
- from last night,
- 635
- 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,930
- so I can find my mugger,
- so that, um, he can fight me a little bit,
- 636
- 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,098
- knock me unconscious,
- 637
- 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:29,851
- and then I can leave
- this unbearable romantic world.
- 638
- 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,604
- I don't know what you're talkin' about.
- You sound crazy as hell.
- 639
- 00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:33,605
- Please.
- 640
- 00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:36,149
- I just need access
- to the surveillance footage.
- 641
- 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,693
- Well, you ain't getting
- the surveillance footage.
- 642
- 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,778
- - Why not?
- - Get away from me. You're crazy as hell.
- 643
- 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,115
- [yelps]
- 644
- 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,199
- [groans]
- 645
- 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,117
- [woman laughs]
- 646
- 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,707
- Hey! Oh...
- 647
- 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,749
- - Hi.
- - Erm...
- 648
- 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,085
- Hey. Erm...
- 649
- 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,878
- Can you please mug me?
- 650
- 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,047
- Yeah, just go for it,
- and drag me around for a while,
- 651
- 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,632
- and then I'll knock myself unconscious.
- 652
- 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,092
- Mother warned me.
- 653
- 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:04,469
- - No. What? No--
- - Excuse me.
- 654
- 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,096
- Oh! It's easy!
- 655
- 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,848
- You! You look like
- you're prone to violence.
- 656
- 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,558
- Come on, mug me.
- 657
- 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,684
- - What? No!
- - Yeah, like that.
- 658
- 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,228
- I'll go, like, "Shitbag,"
- and then I'll knock myself cold.
- 659
- 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,355
- What? What's wrong with everybody?
- 660
- 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:16,690
- Look at you guys!
- 661
- 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,400
- This isn't real!
- 662
- 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,570
- Oh, I hate this place. I hate this place!
- 663
- 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,281
- - It's too... delightful!
- - [PA chimes]
- 664
- 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,283
- [man on PA] This train is not stopping
- 665
- 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:27,784
- - at the station.
- - Okay, fine!
- 666
- 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,745
- If nobody wants to hit me...
- 667
- 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,788
- [train brakes screeching]
- 668
- 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,294
- ...then maybe this will knock me back
- to my dull, ordinary life.
- 669
- 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:57,898
- Officer Hansom?
- 670
- 00:30:58,774 --> 00:30:59,775
- I didn't wanna be saved.
- 671
- 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,234
- I'm not saving you.
- 672
- 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,320
- - I'm arresting you.
- - What for?
- 673
- 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:05,489
- Jumping the turnstile.
- 674
- 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,032
- Let's go.
- 675
- 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:08,784
- [groans]
- 676
- 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,244
- My hands are right on your junk.
- 677
- 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:13,705
- [police officer] This way.
- 678
- 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:16,917
- - There's your phone, Princess.
- - Erm, give me my cell phone
- 679
- 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,168
- so I can type the number in.
- 680
- 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,253
- - You've gotta use this phone.
- - You're kidding, right?
- 681
- 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,631
- I don't know anybody's numbers
- off by heart.
- 682
- 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,591
- - Pretend it's 1995.
- - Great.
- 683
- 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:28,011
- I can call my dead nana
- or the house I lived in when I was 12.
- 684
- 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,679
- One call, time's tickin'.
- 685
- 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,807
- All right, I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
- 686
- 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:35,685
- If you need anything, anything at all,
- here is my number.
- 687
- 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,396
- - All right?
- - [ping]
- 688
- 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:38,980
- Oh.
- 689
- 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,858
- This probably won't work.
- 690
- 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:46,822
- Unless you believe in the power of love
- or some bullshit, but it's worth a try.
- 691
- 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:47,906
- Here goes.
- 692
- 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:49,408
- [kisses]
- 693
- 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,337
- Oh.
- 694
- 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,676
- [ringing tone]
- 695
- 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,136
- [sighs]
- 696
- 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:11,346
- Y'ello, Blake speaking.
- 697
- 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,556
- So dumb!
- 698
- 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,475
- Erm, thanks for coming to get me.
- 699
- 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:17,811
- Are you kidding?
- I was so excited to hear from you.
- 700
- 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:20,355
- I mean, even though it was
- to bail you out of jail. Pretty cool.
- 701
- 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,524
- Normally, I'd be so excited to hear
- 702
- 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,861
- that someone like you is so excited
- to hear from someone like me, but...
- 703
- 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,864
- Tell me what's goin' on. I'm a good
- listener, I've got very big earholes.
- 704
- 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,199
- I can't. You'd... you'd have me committed.
- 705
- 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:34,244
- Come on, you can tell me
- anything you want, anything at all.
- 706
- 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:37,497
- Except that you think koalas
- are the cutest things ever.
- 707
- 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,875
- They have chlamydia
- and are actually quite hostile,
- 708
- 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,710
- so stay away from 'em, all right?
- 709
- 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,211
- Anyway, let's hear it.
- 710
- 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,422
- Okay.
- 711
- 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,007
- I hit my head really hard...
- 712
- 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,677
- and I woke up in this alternate universe.
- 713
- 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,595
- Okay.
- 714
- 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:54,055
- And things are supposed to be better,
- 715
- 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:58,852
- but it's actually worse because people
- are treating me like I'm special.
- 716
- 00:32:59,102 --> 00:32:59,978
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 717
- 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,148
- And I'm not special.
- 718
- 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,445
- Still waters run deepest, don't they?
- 719
- 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:09,362
- What?
- 720
- 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:12,032
- God, there's so much more
- I wanna know about you.
- 721
- 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:13,867
- No, see, you're not understanding.
- 722
- 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,285
- This isn't a real world.
- 723
- 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:18,330
- This is, like, the Matrix
- for lonely women.
- 724
- 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:19,539
- [phone buzzing]
- 725
- 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,460
- Hold that thought.
- It's my father calling from Singapore.
- 726
- 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:24,753
- You know how it is.
- 727
- 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,130
- [sighs]
- 728
- 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,424
- I have to get out of here.
- 729
- 00:33:29,883 --> 00:33:32,427
- [sighs] How do I get to the end?
- 730
- 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,054
- [whimpers]
- 731
- 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,181
- [Natalie] I was beginning to wonder
- 732
- 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:38,391
- if there was another way
- out of this world.
- 733
- 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,894
- If I was in a romantic comedy, then...
- 734
- 00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:43,980
- maybe I needed someone
- to fall in love with me.
- 735
- 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:48,360
- [Blake laughs]
- 736
- 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:51,821
- Fine.
- 737
- 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,575
- If I have to do this,
- 738
- 00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:58,245
- I guess it could be worse
- than a super hot billionaire.
- 739
- 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:03,750
- Natalie, I am so sorry, but, uh...
- I have to run back to the office
- 740
- 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,919
- - and put out some fires. [chuckles]
- - Oh.
- 741
- 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,837
- - Whooosh!
- - [chuckles]
- 742
- 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:10,966
- But, erm... why don't you do me a favor,
- 743
- 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,885
- and, uh, have dinner with me later, okay?
- 744
- 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,262
- I'll send a car for you.
- 745
- 00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,556
- Great. That'd be... wonderful.
- 746
- 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:19,599
- Great!
- 747
- 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,394
- I'll see you later.
- 748
- 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,565
- That was easy enough.
- 749
- 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,986
- Oh, wa-- Oh, wait, hang on, what time?
- 750
- 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,405
- And what... what should I wear?
- 751
- 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,323
- I need to...
- What's the name of the restaurant?
- 752
- 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,950
- I like to look it up before,
- 753
- 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:39,160
- so I can decide what I want from the menu!
- 754
- 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:42,581
- And do they even have
- a dessert selection? Wait!
- 755
- 00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,625
- Okay, what am I gonna wear?
- 756
- 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,920
- Can't dob it up like I do on the usual.
- 757
- 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,088
- [sighs]
- 758
- 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,506
- Oh, I know who'll know.
- 759
- 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,595
- - Donny?
- - Yes?
- 760
- 00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:58,597
- - Jesus!
- - No.
- 761
- 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,432
- But I'd love to turn water
- into a pinot grig'.
- 762
- 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,726
- [chuckles] So, what's the update?
- 763
- 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:05,979
- Er, I have to go on a date
- with that big, fancy Blake guy,
- 764
- 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,731
- and, um... make him fall in love with me.
- 765
- 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:08,898
- What?
- 766
- 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,902
- Are you serious? Oh, my God!
- 767
- 00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:14,487
- Oh, my God!
- 768
- 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,197
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
- 769
- 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:18,241
- Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.
- 770
- 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:20,827
- [squeals] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- 771
- 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,079
- I'm so happy for you.
- 772
- 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,123
- Oh, my God. Oh. This is it.
- 773
- 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,250
- Oh, my God, this is it,
- this is the moment.
- 774
- 00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:29,336
- This is the moment
- I've been training for my entire life.
- 775
- 00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:31,338
- - Okay...
- - [loud pop music plays]
- 776
- 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,424
- Where is that music... Oh, no.
- 777
- 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:38,345
- Okay. I think we're being dragged
- into some dumb makeover montage.
- 778
- 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:39,804
- You wanna do a makeover montage?
- 779
- 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:42,432
- No, no. I hate trying on clothes.
- 780
- 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,560
- Oh, my God, yes,
- we should definitely try on clothes.
- 781
- 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:46,978
- I'm not trying on different things
- 782
- 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,356
- and coming out and going,
- "What do you think?"
- 783
- 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:51,775
- No! No! No!
- 784
- 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:07,749
- [sighs]
- 785
- 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:15,632
- Wow.
- 786
- 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,596
- Natalie, you look beautiful.
- 787
- 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,765
- No, I just threw this together. [chuckles]
- 788
- 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:27,477
- Just... It only took, like, five hours.
- 789
- 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,856
- To the forces of destiny
- that brought us together tonight.
- 790
- 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:35,652
- Well, you invited me
- and sent the car, so...
- 791
- 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,861
- [chuckles]
- 792
- 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,489
- That's... that's very sweet, though.
- 793
- 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,490
- Shall we?
- 794
- 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,704
- ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪
- 795
- 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:47,205
- ♪ Oh ♪
- 796
- 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,875
- ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪
- 797
- 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,836
- ♪ Oh ♪
- 798
- 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:56,339
- ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do... ♪
- 799
- 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,590
- This is so fancy.
- 800
- 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,510
- What are these tablecloths made of?
- 801
- 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,845
- They're, like, so soft.
- 802
- 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,346
- What's it smell like?
- 803
- 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:04,848
- [sniffs]
- 804
- 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,683
- - Like fetal alpaca.
- - Mm-hm.
- 805
- 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,101
- That's exactly what it is.
- 806
- 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,812
- - [laughs]
- - Uno momento, signore.
- 807
- 00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:12,605
- Io sono qui.
- 808
- 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,232
- Natalie, this is Giovanni.
- 809
- 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:15,608
- Ah! Piacere.
- 810
- 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,026
- He's the chef at Sfoglia,
- 811
- 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,279
- but he was kind enough
- to cook us dinner tonight.
- 812
- 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,656
- Well, thank you.
- 813
- 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,534
- This is honestly, like, the best meal
- I've had in my whole entire life.
- 814
- 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,411
- Oh! Bellissima!
- 815
- 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,329
- You are so welcome.
- 816
- 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:29,831
- More gnocchi?
- 817
- 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,499
- Oh, yes-cchi.
- 818
- 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,085
- [both laughing]
- 819
- 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,296
- I'm a boss at food puns.
- 820
- 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,631
- Signorina... dessert.
- 821
- 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:40,258
- Ah, grazie, ma no.
- 822
- 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:43,052
- - Ah. Buona notte, signorina.
- - Oh, wait...
- 823
- 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:46,347
- Erm... Er... I... I think we're about
- to have our first fight.
- 824
- 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,642
- I'm just trying to extend this date
- for as long as possible.
- 825
- 00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:52,812
- And it just so happens I know of
- a great old ice-cream shop in Red Hook.
- 826
- 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:55,732
- If you wanna dock and maybe take a stroll?
- 827
- 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:59,736
- Ah, funny, my Fitbit sometimes vibrates
- and says, "Wanna stroll?"
- 828
- 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:03,782
- But when you say it,
- I don't wanna smash you.
- 829
- 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:04,741
- Oh, good.
- 830
- 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:09,120
- ♪ No more I love you's ♪
- 831
- 00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:11,581
- Oh, my God, Natalie, I am so sorry.
- 832
- 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:14,751
- I was sure they'd be open this late.
- 833
- 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,796
- Look, we can just
- look through the window, and, erm...
- 834
- 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:21,049
- if you look hard enough,
- I think we can see the flavors
- 835
- 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,717
- and then just imagine eating it.
- 836
- 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,969
- - ♪ The language is leaving me ♪
- - [rattling]
- 837
- 00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:27,013
- - What are you doing?
- - [Blake] Shh. It's okay.
- 838
- 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,556
- I'll leave a hundred in the tip jar.
- 839
- 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,933
- There we go.
- 840
- 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,060
- Come on.
- 841
- 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,188
- [Natalie] All right, what's your favorite
- ice-cream flavor of all time?
- 842
- 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:36,773
- [Blake] Hm.
- 843
- 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:37,857
- [Natalie] The big one.
- 844
- 00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:40,819
- - Ah, I'll tell you...
- - Mm?
- 845
- 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,363
- But you have to promise
- you won't make fun of me.
- 846
- 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:45,281
- - Okay.
- - Butter pecan.
- 847
- 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:46,241
- What?
- 848
- 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:49,327
- Who likes butter pecan?
- What's wrong with you?
- 849
- 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:52,205
- - That's what I thought would happen.
- - You're like an 80-year-old grandpa.
- 850
- 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,414
- - Right.
- - Okay.
- 851
- 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,708
- What's your second favorite
- ice-cream flavor?
- 852
- 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:56,668
- Rum raisin.
- 853
- 00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:59,754
- - No! That's even worse.
- - Yeah. I know.
- 854
- 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:02,215
- It's been a lifelong source
- of insecurity for me.
- 855
- 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:04,384
- - Ah.
- - In grade school I was teased about it
- 856
- 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,470
- so mercilessly that I went a solid decade
- 857
- 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:10,181
- where I only ate ice cream
- in the privacy of my own home.
- 858
- 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,099
- [chuckles]
- 859
- 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,309
- I can just imagine you
- sitting at home, like...
- 860
- 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,687
- - Yep.
- - "Mm, butter pecan."
- 861
- 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,230
- Underneath the bed.
- 862
- 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,983
- You know, the Buddhists say...
- 863
- 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,235
- that if you meet someone...
- 864
- 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,488
- and your heart pounds
- 865
- 00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:27,699
- and your hands shake
- and your knees go weak,
- 866
- 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:29,701
- that that's not the one.
- 867
- 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,580
- When you meet your soulmate,
- you'll feel completely calm.
- 868
- 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,958
- ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪
- 869
- 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,543
- - [sighs]
- - ♪ Oh ♪
- 870
- 00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:42,255
- I feel very calm right now.
- 871
- 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,381
- How about you?
- 872
- 00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:45,466
- [siren wailing]
- 873
- 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,511
- I feel like we're about to get arrested.
- 874
- 00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:50,221
- Yep, we should probably go.
- 875
- 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,268
- [Natalie laughs]
- 876
- 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,812
- [Blake] I had an amazing time tonight.
- 877
- 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,899
- So did I. [chuckles]
- 878
- 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,402
- I'm just, like...
- I've never had a night like this before.
- 879
- 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:05,570
- Oh!
- 880
- 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:09,365
- - Oh...
- - [thunder rumbles]
- 881
- 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,077
- Rain. Hah!
- 882
- 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:15,038
- Really? That's so cliché...
- 883
- 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,548
- Normally, I'd call bullshit on this--
- 884
- 00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:38,603
- I know this might sound crazy...
- 885
- 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,146
- - Yeah.
- ...'cause we've only just met,
- 886
- 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,398
- - but I love--
- - Whoa!
- 887
- 00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:45,401
- No, no, no, no, don't.
- Don't say anything yet.
- 888
- 00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:47,278
- I can't go back to real life without...
- 889
- 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,114
- - What do you mean? Without what?
- - Without, you know...
- 890
- 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:51,991
- [gasps]
- 891
- 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,076
- - Oh.
- - Yeah.
- 892
- 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:54,202
- Oh, God.
- 893
- 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:55,662
- Oh...
- 894
- 00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:59,082
- ♪ Never seen you looking so lovely
- As you did tonight ♪
- 895
- 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:00,208
- [birdsong]
- 896
- 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,543
- ♪ I've never seen you shine so bri-- ♪
- 897
- 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:03,795
- [chiming]
- 898
- 00:41:05,088 --> 00:41:06,547
- Good morning, beautiful.
- 899
- 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:07,966
- Last night was amazing.
- 900
- 00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:10,134
- You know,
- I was just thinking in the shower,
- 901
- 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,679
- when I look at the world
- through your eyes,
- 902
- 00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:14,764
- it's like I'm seeing it
- for the first time.
- 903
- 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:15,723
- Natalie, I love--
- 904
- 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,559
- Wait, wait, wait. Erm, hold that thought,
- don't say another word.
- 905
- 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,687
- Just... Just get back into bed.
- 906
- 00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:22,522
- I don't think we actually did anything.
- 907
- 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:24,148
- - It just cut to the next morning.
- - What?
- 908
- 00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:25,108
- Just get back here.
- 909
- 00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:26,776
- Okay.
- 910
- 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,989
- ♪ Never seen you looking so lovely
- As you did tonight ♪
- 911
- 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:32,073
- [birdsong]
- 912
- 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,158
- ♪ I've never seen you shine so-- ♪
- 913
- 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,284
- [chiming]
- 914
- 00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,495
- Good morning, beautiful.
- 915
- 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,163
- Last night was amazing.
- 916
- 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:41,207
- You know,
- I was just thinking in the shower,
- 917
- 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,209
- when I look at the world
- through your eyes,
- 918
- 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,378
- it's like I'm seeing it
- for the first time.
- 919
- 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,338
- Natalie, I lo-- Oof!
- 920
- 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:50,967
- ♪ Never seen you looking so lovely
- As you did tonight ♪
- 921
- 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:52,969
- ♪ I've never-- ♪
- 922
- 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,178
- [chiming]
- 923
- 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:55,638
- - [birdsong]
- - Ugh!
- 924
- 00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,140
- Good morning, beautiful.
- 925
- 00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,891
- Last night was amazing.
- 926
- 00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:01,185
- - I was just thinking in the shower...
- - In the shower, yeah.
- 927
- 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:03,730
- ...when I look at the world
- through your eyes,
- 928
- 00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:05,982
- it's like I'm seeing it
- for the first time.
- 929
- 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,901
- If I can't have sex, I'm at least
- taking this nice purse with me.
- 930
- 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,821
- This little koala thing,
- it looks expensive.
- 931
- 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,115
- Yeah, all right, give it to me.
- 932
- 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:16,117
- Natalie...
- 933
- 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,703
- I love you.
- 934
- 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,290
- Wh--
- 935
- 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,709
- Er... Can you just say that one more time?
- 936
- 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:25,877
- - What?
- - Er...
- 937
- 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,837
- [chuckles] You know how us girls are.
- 938
- 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:31,299
- We love hearin' it.
- Just say it. Say it again.
- 939
- 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:32,258
- Natalie...
- 940
- 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,636
- I...
- 941
- 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,180
- love...
- 942
- 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,681
- you.
- 943
- 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,394
- - Mo...
- - [alarm bleeping]
- 944
- 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,649
- [man] Thank you so much.
- I've been looking for one of those.
- 945
- 00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:51,611
- [elevator dings]
- 946
- 00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:56,449
- Well, check you out.
- 947
- 00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:58,326
- Oh. Whitney.
- 948
- 00:42:58,409 --> 00:42:59,368
- Whoa, check you out.
- 949
- 00:42:59,452 --> 00:43:01,204
- Ballsy move not showing up to work
- 950
- 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,748
- the entire week
- before the big presentation.
- 951
- 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,334
- This seems incredibly unnecessary, okay?
- 952
- 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,587
- Just 'cause we're two female colleagues,
- we don't automatically have to be enemies.
- 953
- 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,339
- We marched together, remember?
- 954
- 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:15,301
- We had that great sign. Girls Just Wanna
- Have Fun-damental Human Rights.
- 955
- 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,512
- Whitney?
- 956
- 00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:20,765
- Whitney, what are you doing?
- We're friends.
- 957
- 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:23,017
- Whitney, come on, we shared a T-shirt.
- 958
- 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:26,062
- And I stretched it out and you said,
- "You can have that one now."
- 959
- 00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:27,355
- I was like, "Score."
- 960
- 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,362
- Natalie, we're so glad you're here.
- 961
- 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,240
- - Oh.
- - So, we have three days
- 962
- 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:38,658
- before the presentation.
- 963
- 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:40,868
- Give us your big idea for the hotel.
- 964
- 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,871
- But I... I... I don't, erm...
- design the whole hotels.
- 965
- 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,040
- I normally, erm,
- just do the parking garages.
- 966
- 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,668
- [chuckles] You're our star architect,
- come on.
- 967
- 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:49,669
- Give us your vision.
- 968
- 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,796
- I do-- I don't really have a... erm--
- 969
- 00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:52,880
- She's got nothing.
- 970
- 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:54,882
- Erm... [sighs]
- 971
- 00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:57,844
- It's a surprise.
- 972
- 00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:58,803
- Yeah.
- 973
- 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,264
- And you're saving the best
- 974
- 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:03,474
- for the actual presentation,
- and I applaud that.
- 975
- 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,018
- - Whoo! Natalie!
- - [man] Yeah!
- 976
- 00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:07,979
- - [Josh] Comin' through with it...
- - [laughter]
- 977
- 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,147
- Natalie!
- 978
- 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,108
- [birdsong]
- 979
- 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:35,464
- [doorbell rings]
- 980
- 00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:37,133
- It's open.
- 981
- 00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:39,427
- Since when do you use
- the doorbell, Donny?
- 982
- 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:41,387
- Hey.
- 983
- 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:44,640
- So, figured you're probably workin'
- so hard you forgot to eat.
- 984
- 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,809
- I got us a little Mister Wongs.
- 985
- 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,605
- Oh, my God, I'm starving. I love you.
- 986
- 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,065
- So...
- 987
- 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:55,568
- show me what you've been workin' on.
- 988
- 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:59,197
- Erm... Okay, do you remember
- that parking garage idea?
- 989
- 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,823
- - Erm...
- - Uh-huh.
- 990
- 00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:01,741
- Erm...
- 991
- 00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:04,160
- I just kind of ran with it.
- 992
- 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:06,329
- Nat, this is so like you.
- 993
- 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:09,498
- Hm... To waste so much time
- on a dumb idea.
- 994
- 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:11,834
- No.
- 995
- 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:15,755
- No, to come up with, like, the best,
- most original idea, just like that.
- 996
- 00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:17,632
- Clearly, you don't need my help,
- 997
- 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,300
- so I'll... I'll just be leavin'.
- 998
- 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:20,760
- Uh, no, don't go.
- 999
- 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,720
- I could...
- I could really use your help on this.
- 1000
- 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:24,430
- And...
- 1001
- 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:27,225
- you know, er... use your company.
- 1002
- 00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:30,144
- Thank God, because I really want
- those soup dumplings.
- 1003
- 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:31,229
- No way! They're mine!
- 1004
- 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:33,356
- - You just said you brought them for me!
- - Oh, okay.
- 1005
- 00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:34,690
- - Oh!
- - [both laughing]
- 1006
- 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,359
- - [screams]
- - Ever seen Friends?
- 1007
- 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,027
- They don't fight over soup dumplings.
- 1008
- 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,904
- They share them, okay?
- 1009
- 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:40,863
- Here.
- 1010
- 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:44,992
- - Oh... Mm! They smell so good.
- - Mm! So does this.
- 1011
- 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,495
- Uh... [chuckles]
- 1012
- 00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:49,080
- I should go get cleaned up.
- 1013
- 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:52,541
- I was just in the subway.
- I might have Zika virus or something.
- 1014
- 00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:53,584
- Is that still a thing?
- 1015
- 00:45:53,668 --> 00:45:56,504
- [Natalie] I was beginning to wonder
- if I've gotten it all wrong.
- 1016
- 00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:59,757
- Maybe it wasn't Blake
- who needed to fall in love with me.
- 1017
- 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:02,677
- And do I look cute in these side braids?
- 1018
- 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,844
- You say somethin'?
- 1019
- 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:06,597
- [mumbling]
- 1020
- 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,225
- -[laughs] I can't--
- 1021
- 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,560
- Aren't you supposed
- to be hanging out with her?
- 1022
- 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:14,063
- [mumbling] I can't understand you
- 'cause your mouth is full.
- 1023
- 00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:17,108
- Look at these. They're incredible.
- 1024
- 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,067
- Mm!
- 1025
- 00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:20,653
- [groaning] Mmmm!
- 1026
- 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,947
- Mm! Mm!
- 1027
- 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,323
- Oh, my God, okay.
- 1028
- 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,742
- - You sound like you're having a...
- - Mmm!
- 1029
- 00:46:27,368 --> 00:46:28,452
- [groans]
- 1030
- 00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:30,371
- [whimpers]
- 1031
- 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,456
- - Don't. No, stop it!
- - [moaning]
- 1032
- 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:33,541
- You're such an idiot!
- 1033
- 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,042
- - Stop it.
- - [laughs]
- 1034
- 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:36,210
- Ohhhh...
- 1035
- 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,587
- - [thumps table]
- - Oh, my God.
- 1036
- 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,589
- I'll have what he's having.
- 1037
- 00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:43,509
- - [laughs] Yummo!
- - Blake, what is...
- 1038
- 00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:45,511
- Is he helping you
- with your project too? That...
- 1039
- 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,889
- That does seem cool, since
- he's the one that makes the decision.
- 1040
- 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:51,517
- Oh, are you guys together? I didn't know.
- 1041
- 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,477
- I should've...
- I was gonna say something earlier.
- 1042
- 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,979
- We just... erm...
- 1043
- 00:46:56,272 --> 00:46:58,524
- I've just been, erm,
- seeing Blake a little bit.
- 1044
- 00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,985
- - You didn't tell me?
- - Come on. Don't undersell it, babe.
- 1045
- 00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:02,987
- I love this beguiling woman.
- 1046
- 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:05,281
- - I love you. [growls playfully]
- - Ah...
- 1047
- 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,159
- Dumplings!
- 1048
- 00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:13,080
- Well, you know, I don't wanna be the...
- 1049
- 00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:16,042
- third wheel here, so I'm gonna get goin'.
- 1050
- 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:17,918
- Enjoy the food.
- 1051
- 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:21,213
- Ah.
- 1052
- 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,382
- He seems sweet.
- 1053
- 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,929
- Someone should tell him not to wear
- a brown belt with black shoes, though.
- 1054
- 00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:30,556
- It's tacky.
- 1055
- 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:33,225
- [birdsong]
- 1056
- 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:43,152
- [Blake] Natalie, have you ever heard
- of a man called Gandhi?
- 1057
- 00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:44,904
- [Natalie] Erm... Yes.
- 1058
- 00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:47,907
- [Blake] He once said that true happiness
- 1059
- 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:51,744
- was when what you think,
- what you say, and what you do
- 1060
- 00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:53,245
- are in perfect harmony.
- 1061
- 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,164
- Isn't that great?
- 1062
- 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,917
- Yeah, it's so cool you know
- all these sayings by heart, Blake.
- 1063
- 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,085
- Yeah, well, it's a gift.
- 1064
- 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:05,132
- Josh?
- 1065
- 00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:07,968
- And choking supermodel.
- 1066
- 00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:10,096
- - Choking yoga ambassador, actually.
- - [chuckles]
- 1067
- 00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:11,514
- - That's not a real thing.
- - Hey.
- 1068
- 00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:13,391
- So, here, let me introduce you. Isabella.
- 1069
- 00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:14,683
- - Hi.
- - Izzie!
- 1070
- 00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,185
- Blake, how are you?
- 1071
- 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:18,813
- I was gonna introduce you
- but you know... know each other. Okay.
- 1072
- 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:19,897
- - Yeah!
- - You didn't tell me
- 1073
- 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:21,816
- the guy you were seeing
- was Nat's assistant.
- 1074
- 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,026
- - Stop. He's an architect.
- - Oh...
- 1075
- 00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:26,362
- - Well, project manager.
- - Architect.
- 1076
- 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,947
- He... seems soft.
- 1077
- 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,281
- He is.
- 1078
- 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,742
- Oh, my God, how did you know
- I called him Mush?
- 1079
- 00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:35,871
- Mush, you have to do
- that thing that I love, when you do.
- 1080
- 00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:37,164
- - [Josh] Uh...
- - Come on. Do it.
- 1081
- 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:39,208
- - Maybe not right now.
- - Do it. Do it, do it!
- 1082
- 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:40,167
- Okay. [grunts]
- 1083
- 00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:41,293
- Oh, look at that!
- 1084
- 00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:43,129
- - There's so much of it!
- - [groaning]
- 1085
- 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:44,296
- I'm a little mushball.
- 1086
- 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,215
- - Cute!
- - Just... She loves my neck fat.
- 1087
- 00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:47,758
- I just-- You know, I love cake, so...
- 1088
- 00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:50,511
- - [Isabella laughs]
- - So, how do you two know each other?
- 1089
- 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,596
- - Oh, Blake and I?
- - Uh, let me guess.
- 1090
- 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,516
- You guys met at some fabulous yacht party.
- 1091
- 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:56,851
- [chuckles]
- 1092
- 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,103
- Actually, it was a really
- disappointing yacht party.
- 1093
- 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:01,439
- - You remember that?
- - It was the worst yacht party ever!
- 1094
- 00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:03,149
- - [Isabella] It was terrible.
- - [Blake] Oh!
- 1095
- 00:49:03,232 --> 00:49:04,900
- But, speaking of great parties,
- 1096
- 00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:07,695
- you guys have to come
- to the Hamptons this weekend.
- 1097
- 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,197
- We're having a few of my friends over
- 1098
- 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:11,991
- at my charming little beach house.
- 1099
- 00:49:12,074 --> 00:49:13,200
- [Blake] That sounds lovely.
- 1100
- 00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,369
- Well, I was gonna take
- my helicopter out anyway, so...
- 1101
- 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:18,581
- So funny. I was gonna offer you guys
- a ride in my helicopter.
- 1102
- 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:21,584
- That's so sweet, darling,
- but better we take our own.
- 1103
- 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:25,421
- Nat and I might wanna hit the, er,
- old Caperoo, if you know what I mean.
- 1104
- 00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:28,966
- - Oh, I know what you mean. I see you.
- - I... I don't. What does that mean?
- 1105
- 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,509
- [Isabella chuckles]
- 1106
- 00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:33,012
- You two have such amazing chemistry.
- 1107
- 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,014
- Maybe we should swap.
- 1108
- 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,269
- [chuckles]
- 1109
- 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:42,188
- - She's joking. Yeah, she's joking.
- - What?
- 1110
- 00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:44,315
- Well, what do you think? Hamptons?
- 1111
- 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,359
- You had me at hello-copter.
- 1112
- 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:05,794
- [birdsong]
- 1113
- 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:09,298
- [Natalie sighs]
- 1114
- 00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:11,175
- This lobster...
- 1115
- 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,302
- is the size of a cat.
- 1116
- 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:15,095
- Yet it's...
- 1117
- 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,348
- as tender as a marshmallow.
- 1118
- 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,558
- [chuckles] "Tender as a marshmallow."
- 1119
- 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:22,228
- [sighs] You are beguiling.
- 1120
- 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:25,940
- Did you just learn that word?
- 'Cause you tend to say it a lot.
- 1121
- 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,775
- If you want me to stop saying it, I will.
- 1122
- 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:31,028
- But you're gonna have to stop
- being so damn beguiling.
- 1123
- 00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:35,074
- - [phone buzzes]
- - Oh. Sorry, it's my father.
- 1124
- 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:36,116
- Y'ello?
- 1125
- 00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:46,585
- [Josh] It's so good to see you guys.
- Thanks for coming.
- 1126
- 00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:47,670
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 1127
- 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:50,548
- Okay. Oh, you're squeezing some too, yeah.
- 1128
- 00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:52,550
- Okay, we're gettin' it. Oh.
- 1129
- 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:53,801
- - [Josh] Oh, God.
- - [clattering]
- 1130
- 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,886
- - [yelps] Oh!
- - There you go. Get on you...
- 1131
- 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:57,930
- Phew.
- 1132
- 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,559
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 1133
- 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,313
- So, you and Blake
- are kind of a thing, huh?
- 1134
- 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,607
- - Well, you and Isabella...
- - [chuckles]
- 1135
- 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:09,567
- - I know.
- - Huh?
- 1136
- 00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:12,361
- Who'd have thought that me and you
- would both end up with just, like...
- 1137
- 00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:13,487
- perfect humans?
- 1138
- 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:15,364
- - Yeah. It's...
- - Crazy.
- 1139
- 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,950
- - [chuckling] Yeah, really... really crazy.
- - Yeah.
- 1140
- 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:19,994
- Aah.
- 1141
- 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:21,704
- You know what's funny?
- 1142
- 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:25,499
- The fact that all those rich ladies
- have crabs?
- 1143
- 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:26,917
- Well, yes, that is funny.
- 1144
- 00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:29,920
- But, at one point, I thought
- it would actually be me and you
- 1145
- 00:51:30,004 --> 00:51:31,380
- that would end up together.
- 1146
- 00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:32,881
- You did?
- 1147
- 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:34,633
- Yeah, in the beginning.
- 1148
- 00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:37,845
- Well, why didn't you ask me out, then?
- 1149
- 00:51:39,471 --> 00:51:42,224
- Why don't... why don't you just, like,
- ask me out right now?
- 1150
- 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:43,976
- [laughs] I did.
- 1151
- 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,686
- All the time. You'd always say no.
- 1152
- 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:47,313
- You'd shoot me down, and...
- 1153
- 00:51:47,396 --> 00:51:49,231
- And then we became
- such good friends, so...
- 1154
- 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:50,733
- What are you talking about?
- 1155
- 00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:52,860
- Uh... I never shot you down.
- 1156
- 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,404
- I asked you out, like, a million times.
- 1157
- 00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:59,199
- For, like, drinks
- at happy hour after work,
- 1158
- 00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,910
- or to go to the karaoke bar
- with your kickball team.
- 1159
- 00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:05,873
- I didn't wanna sit there and listen to you
- chat about some girl you had a crush on.
- 1160
- 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:09,460
- Okay, why do you say kickball team
- like it's a bad thing? Hm?
- 1161
- 00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:12,838
- The New York Kick Bockers
- are elite level athletes.
- 1162
- 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:14,131
- - [laughs]
- - It's true.
- 1163
- 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,884
- - I'm a jock out there. I'm a jock.
- - Come on!
- 1164
- 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,927
- - You are such an idiot.
- - [Isabella] Mush?
- 1165
- 00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:20,512
- Mush?
- 1166
- 00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:21,764
- Hey. Be right there.
- 1167
- 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,642
- Are you comfortable with that nickname?
- 1168
- 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,477
- It seems kind of like a negative.
- 1169
- 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,770
- Oh, you don't like it?
- 1170
- 00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:31,815
- I think it's kind of cute.
- Hurts to do, but it's kind of cute, right?
- 1171
- 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,488
- - [clears throat]
- - It's time! Okay.
- 1172
- 00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:39,531
- Attention, everyone.
- 1173
- 00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:41,033
- [Josh] Eyes up here.
- 1174
- 00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:45,412
- Hi, everyone, and thank you so much
- for coming to this modest little thing
- 1175
- 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,414
- we threw together last minute. [chuckles]
- 1176
- 00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:51,168
- I think we all know the story
- of how Isabella and I met,
- 1177
- 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:53,379
- but I will tell it again.
- 1178
- 00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:54,797
- I was walking.
- 1179
- 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,217
- Yeah, with me, his best friend. I'm...
- I'm his best friend, so...
- 1180
- 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,219
- Yep, I was just walking,
- 1181
- 00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:02,971
- and I saw this beautiful woman
- choking, so--
- 1182
- 00:53:03,055 --> 00:53:04,640
- - Like... [gags]
- - Yeah.
- 1183
- 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:05,891
- So I ran up to her...
- 1184
- 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:08,018
- and gave her the Heimlich...
- 1185
- 00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:10,104
- and then she gave me her heart.
- 1186
- 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,480
- [all] Aww!
- 1187
- 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:12,606
- That's gross.
- 1188
- 00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:15,192
- Isabella, you are totally...
- 1189
- 00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:17,236
- and utterly yourself.
- 1190
- 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:20,698
- And you are so confident,
- 1191
- 00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:23,742
- and you're never afraid
- to go after what you want.
- 1192
- 00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:27,246
- And even though I am so not worthy...
- 1193
- 00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:28,747
- [laughter]
- 1194
- 00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:29,957
- From Wayne's World.
- 1195
- 00:53:30,082 --> 00:53:31,458
- [laughs]
- 1196
- 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:32,501
- It's crazy that...
- 1197
- 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,045
- that what you want is me.
- 1198
- 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,757
- - I do.
- - [all] Awww!
- 1199
- 00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:41,593
- Which is why this is not just a party.
- 1200
- 00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:42,511
- ♪ Ba-ba-da! ♪
- 1201
- 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,346
- Surprise! It's our wedding!
- 1202
- 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:46,682
- We're getting married!
- 1203
- 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:48,892
- - What the f--
- - [pops]
- 1204
- 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:51,687
- So we're getting married tomorrow,
- and tonight we're going into town
- 1205
- 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:54,690
- - for some karaoke!
- - [Josh] Coming! Karaoke tonight!
- 1206
- 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:56,775
- [cheering and laughter]
- 1207
- 00:53:56,859 --> 00:53:59,236
- [Pachelbel's Canon in D Major plays]
- 1208
- 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:03,532
- God, what was the theme of this wedding?
- Easter at Elton John's house? [chuckles]
- 1209
- 00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:06,535
- Donny, wh-- How the hell did you get here?
- 1210
- 00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:08,078
- - Um...
- - Come here.
- 1211
- 00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:14,501
- I stole your password
- and then I used Find My iPhone.
- 1212
- 00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:17,296
- And then I took a bus here like an animal.
- Oh, my goodness.
- 1213
- 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:21,383
- I sat next to a woman eating spaghetti
- out of a Ziploc bag. Uh, no.
- 1214
- 00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:23,719
- - Okay. I don't need the play-by-gay.
- - And then--
- 1215
- 00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:26,054
- It's Josh. It was never Blake.
- 1216
- 00:54:26,138 --> 00:54:28,223
- - [gasps]
- - Okay, I have to get together with Josh.
- 1217
- 00:54:28,307 --> 00:54:29,183
- Oh, my God.
- 1218
- 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,310
- Yeah, and the weirdest thing
- just happened.
- 1219
- 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:33,812
- He just said to me that he thought
- we'd always end up together.
- 1220
- 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:35,022
- But now he's getting married.
- 1221
- 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:37,608
- What? So the best friend you've always
- had a ton of chemistry with
- 1222
- 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:38,984
- is the guy for you?
- 1223
- 00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:40,903
- Oh, my God,
- who could've seen that coming?
- 1224
- 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:42,654
- Except every single person ever
- of all time?
- 1225
- 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,282
- - Oh, well, sorry.
- - Okay.
- 1226
- 00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:47,284
- I got distracted by Blake's wealth,
- 1227
- 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:50,287
- - and his face and his, um... giant penis.
- - [chokes]
- 1228
- 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:52,331
- Okay, caller, please hold.
- 1229
- 00:54:53,081 --> 00:54:54,792
- I thought you said
- you two couldn't have sex.
- 1230
- 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,002
- Erm... No, we can't, but...
- 1231
- 00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:00,172
- - Of course I had to sneak a peek.
- - That's my booch.
- 1232
- 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:02,508
- Once or twice.
- "Sorry, I'm just going to the toilet."
- 1233
- 00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:03,467
- Oh, my God.
- 1234
- 00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:05,636
- - Yes.
- - Mental picture. Mental picture.
- 1235
- 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,054
- That is a sexy move.
- 1236
- 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,222
- Okay, the point is...
- 1237
- 00:55:08,764 --> 00:55:10,474
- - it's Josh, okay?
- - Yeah.
- 1238
- 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,851
- And it was always Josh.
- 1239
- 00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:15,062
- 'Cause he's such a nerd
- and he's so sweet and...
- 1240
- 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,898
- he just... like, he really gets me,
- 1241
- 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,901
- and that one time when I thought
- he was moving away forever...
- 1242
- 00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:22,611
- I cried all night.
- 1243
- 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:24,822
- And I never ever told him.
- 1244
- 00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:28,534
- On a scale of baguette to surface-to-air
- missile, how giant are we talking?
- 1245
- 00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:29,868
- - Seriously?
- - Mm-hm.
- 1246
- 00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:31,912
- It'll help determine
- the advice that I give you.
- 1247
- 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:35,499
- I don't know,
- it's, like, the size of a pepper grinder.
- 1248
- 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:38,001
- The kind you have at home?
- The kind a waiter has to bring over?
- 1249
- 00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:40,504
- The kind that the waiter
- has to bring over.
- 1250
- 00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:41,672
- [gasps]
- 1251
- 00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:42,965
- My God.
- 1252
- 00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,383
- I-- I've swallowed my tongue.
- 1253
- 00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:48,470
- You don't tell somebody you thought
- you'd end up together...
- 1254
- 00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:51,223
- the night before your wedding,
- unless you're having second thoughts.
- 1255
- 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:52,975
- - Mm-mm. No.
- - So I can't let him marry
- 1256
- 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,309
- that beautiful creature.
- 1257
- 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:56,311
- No.
- 1258
- 00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:57,604
- I have to stop that wedding.
- 1259
- 00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,649
- You are so totally right,
- you should totally stop this wedding!
- 1260
- 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:03,443
- - I'm stopping this wedding.
- - Oh, my God, do it. Do it, booch.
- 1261
- 00:56:03,986 --> 00:56:05,904
- ♪ Lift your open hand ♪
- 1262
- 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:09,616
- ♪ Strike up the band
- And make the fireflies dance ♪
- 1263
- 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,327
- ♪ Silver moon sparkle... ♪
- 1264
- 00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,788
- Ooh, very high! Very high.
- 1265
- 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:16,540
- ♪ Me ♪
- 1266
- 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:20,502
- For my fiancé.
- 1267
- 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:23,589
- - Tequila shot time!
- - Whoo!
- 1268
- 00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:25,090
- ♪ Just kiss me ♪
- 1269
- 00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:26,508
- - [applause]
- - Who are those for?
- 1270
- 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:29,136
- Me and you...
- 1271
- 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:30,178
- and...
- 1272
- 00:56:31,013 --> 00:56:32,431
- me and you.
- 1273
- 00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:34,224
- [chuckles] I was... I was afraid of that.
- 1274
- 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:36,727
- Let's just get wasted
- and make some bad decisions tonight.
- 1275
- 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,395
- - [Isabella] Josh?
- - Instead of tomorrow.
- 1276
- 00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:39,354
- Josh?
- 1277
- 00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:42,107
- - Hey!
- - Song's up.
- 1278
- 00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:45,485
- Natalie, hi! Erm...
- 1279
- 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:46,778
- You're next. Come on up.
- 1280
- 00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:49,907
- - I'm good.
- - Hey, honey, you don't understand.
- 1281
- 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,159
- She hates karaoke,
- 1282
- 00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:54,703
- despises it more than,
- like, anything in the world.
- 1283
- 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:58,206
- I guess besides
- presenting your work at big meetings,
- 1284
- 00:56:58,290 --> 00:56:59,917
- my cool guy face.
- 1285
- 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,669
- I feel like you hate
- kind of everything, don't you?
- 1286
- 00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:04,880
- It's okay, Natalie, I understand.
- 1287
- 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,049
- Some people are just
- not meant for the spotlight.
- 1288
- 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,258
- It's okay.
- 1289
- 00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:11,178
- Uh... No, I ca-- I can give it a go.
- 1290
- 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,847
- - Really? I've never seen you sing before.
- - Oh, my God.
- 1291
- 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,265
- - Mm...
- - Do it!
- 1292
- 00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:17,100
- - I've sung before...
- - Do it! Do it!
- 1293
- 00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:19,937
- - You don't need to drink. You can just...
- - I'm gonna give it a shot.
- 1294
- 00:57:21,188 --> 00:57:25,275
- - Ooh, you're givin' it a shot. Aren't you?
- - Okay, go for it, Natalie!
- 1295
- 00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:28,111
- - This should be interesting.
- - Love this.
- 1296
- 00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:29,780
- [Isabella clapping]
- 1297
- 00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:33,200
- [feedback squeals]
- 1298
- 00:57:36,703 --> 00:57:37,871
- - [feedback squeals]
- - ♪ The... ♪
- 1299
- 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,122
- No, okay, sorry.
- 1300
- 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:40,332
- Sorry, guys.
- 1301
- 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:43,752
- ♪ The clock strikes upon the hour ♪
- 1302
- 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,964
- ♪ And the sun begins to fade ♪
- 1303
- 00:57:47,422 --> 00:57:48,507
- - [crackling]
- - [music stops]
- 1304
- 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:51,718
- ♪ Still enough time to figure out ♪
- 1305
- 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:55,097
- ♪ How to chase my blues away ♪
- 1306
- 00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:59,726
- [shakily]
- ♪ I've done all right up to now ♪
- 1307
- 00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:04,272
- ♪ It's the light of day
- That shows me how ♪
- 1308
- 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:06,608
- - -♪ But when the night falls ♪
- - [ice rattling]
- 1309
- 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:10,821
- - ♪ My loneliness calls ♪
- - [shaking loudly]
- 1310
- 00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:14,825
- [all] ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
- 1311
- 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:18,286
- ♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪
- 1312
- 00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:22,749
- ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
- 1313
- 00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:29,047
- - ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
- - [backing track starts up]
- 1314
- 00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:31,133
- - [backing track] ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- - Yeah!
- 1315
- 00:58:32,092 --> 00:58:32,926
- Whoo!
- 1316
- 00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:37,639
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- 1317
- 00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:41,810
- ♪ Aah ♪
- 1318
- 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:44,730
- ♪ Uh ♪
- 1319
- 00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:48,817
- ♪ I've been in love and lost my senses ♪
- 1320
- 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:52,362
- ♪ Spinnin' through the town ♪
- 1321
- 00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:56,283
- ♪ Sooner or later, the fever ends ♪
- 1322
- 00:58:56,366 --> 00:59:00,579
- ♪ And I wind up feeling down ♪
- 1323
- 00:59:01,163 --> 00:59:04,416
- ♪ I need a man who'll take a chance ♪
- 1324
- 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:08,462
- ♪ On a love that burns
- Hot enough to last ♪
- 1325
- 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,423
- ♪ So when the night falls ♪
- 1326
- 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:14,634
- Whoa! [muffled]
- ♪ My lonely heart calls ♪
- 1327
- 00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:19,056
- ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
- 1328
- 00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:23,185
- - ♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪
- - ♪ Aah! Aah! ♪
- 1329
- 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:27,147
- ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
- 1330
- 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:30,525
- ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
- 1331
- 00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:32,611
- ♪ Somebody who ♪
- 1332
- 00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:35,072
- - ♪ Somebody who ♪
- - ♪ Yeah! ♪
- 1333
- 00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:38,784
- ♪ Somebody who loves me, yeah ♪
- 1334
- 00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:40,702
- ♪ Somebody who ♪
- 1335
- 00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:43,663
- - ♪ Somebody who ♪
- - ♪ Aah! ♪
- 1336
- 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:47,417
- ♪ To hold me in his arms, oh ♪
- 1337
- 00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:50,378
- ♪ I need a man who'll take a chance ♪
- 1338
- 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:54,674
- ♪ On a love that burns
- Hot enough to last ♪
- 1339
- 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:57,511
- ♪ So when the night falls ♪
- 1340
- 00:59:58,345 --> 01:00:01,556
- ♪ My lonely heart calls ♪
- 1341
- 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:05,185
- ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
- 1342
- 01:00:05,894 --> 01:00:09,314
- - ♪ I wanna feel the heat ♪
- - ♪With somebody ♪
- 1343
- 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:14,569
- ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
- 1344
- 01:00:14,653 --> 01:00:17,948
- ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
- 1345
- 01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:21,743
- ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
- 1346
- 01:00:22,327 --> 01:00:26,081
- - ♪ I wanna feel the heat ♪
- - ♪ With somebody ♪
- 1347
- 01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:28,792
- - ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
- - ♪ Ooh! ♪
- 1348
- 01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:30,502
- ♪ Uh! Come on ♪
- 1349
- 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:33,130
- ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
- 1350
- 01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:35,507
- ♪ Don't you wanna dance?
- Say you wanna dance ♪
- 1351
- 01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,425
- - ♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪
- - ♪ Yeah! ♪
- 1352
- 01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:39,845
- ♪ Don't you wanna dance?
- Say you wanna dance ♪
- 1353
- 01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:41,596
- - ♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪
- - ♪ Yeah! ♪
- 1354
- 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,431
- ♪ Don't you wanna dance?
- Say you wanna dance ♪
- 1355
- 01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:45,350
- ♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪
- 1356
- 01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:46,768
- ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪
- 1357
- 01:00:46,852 --> 01:00:53,650
- ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
- 1358
- 01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:56,403
- - [cheering and applause]
- - Whoo!
- 1359
- 01:00:58,321 --> 01:00:59,447
- Oh!
- 1360
- 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,534
- Oh, yes! [laughs]
- 1361
- 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:11,668
- [Natalie]
- How did everyone know the choreography?
- 1362
- 01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:13,044
- [Josh] That was weird.
- 1363
- 01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:15,297
- It doesn't make any sense.
- 1364
- 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:18,550
- Honestly, you know what makes no sense?
- 1365
- 01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:20,385
- Is marrying someone you just met.
- 1366
- 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:24,055
- I knew you were gonna
- be weird about this.
- 1367
- 01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:25,432
- Because it's weird.
- 1368
- 01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:28,852
- We met under, like,
- really intense circumstances.
- 1369
- 01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,313
- You know, it, like...
- like, speeds things up.
- 1370
- 01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:35,567
- That's dopamine,
- that's your brain on drugs.
- 1371
- 01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:36,860
- - Aah...
- - It is.
- 1372
- 01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:39,654
- What are you gonna do
- when the drugs wear off?
- 1373
- 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:42,407
- I don't know. We'll...
- 1374
- 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:44,618
- figure it out.
- 1375
- 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:48,663
- Don't you wanna figure it out
- with someone you really know?
- 1376
- 01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:53,084
- I guess that's why they say
- you should marry your best friend.
- 1377
- 01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:05,430
- Maybe in a different world.
- 1378
- 01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:09,601
- I should get goin'.
- 1379
- 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:12,812
- Big day tomorrow.
- 1380
- 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:16,608
- Yeah.
- 1381
- 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:19,444
- Yep, big day.
- 1382
- 01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:28,161
- [Blake] Oh, that's so great, Dad.
- I'm so glad you love it.
- 1383
- 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:31,164
- You're right, it is innovative.
- And I came up with it all by myself.
- 1384
- 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:35,085
- I'll fill in the architects and they can
- work up the official plans and models.
- 1385
- 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:36,628
- Okay? Goodbye.
- 1386
- 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:38,713
- - [seagulls calling]
- - [sighs]
- 1387
- 01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:41,841
- Oh, good morning, beautiful.
- 1388
- 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,510
- Are they my plans?
- 1389
- 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:44,511
- [sighs]
- 1390
- 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:47,055
- God, you look beautiful
- in the morning light.
- 1391
- 01:02:47,138 --> 01:02:49,808
- Were you just pitching my idea
- and passing it off as your own?
- 1392
- 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:50,934
- No.
- 1393
- 01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:53,144
- Well, I saw them
- when I was in your apartment.
- 1394
- 01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:56,815
- And the idea was for me, so...
- whose idea is it, really? [chuckles]
- 1395
- 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,776
- - Mine.
- - Whoa. Hey.
- 1396
- 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:03,947
- Don't know where all this crazy
- assertiveness is coming from.
- 1397
- 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:06,700
- Let's be honest, you weren't gonna be able
- to pitch it to me now anyways.
- 1398
- 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:10,036
- - Yeah, I was. Why wouldn't I?
- - No, you... No, you weren't.
- 1399
- 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,497
- Darling, now that you're with me,
- you're not gonna be working anymore.
- 1400
- 01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:16,167
- My girl, slumming it in the realm
- of the employed? Not on my watch.
- 1401
- 01:03:16,251 --> 01:03:18,753
- Mmm... I like being an architect.
- 1402
- 01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:19,921
- Come on, don't be silly.
- 1403
- 01:03:21,006 --> 01:03:24,092
- We should also, at some point,
- talk about changing your name.
- 1404
- 01:03:24,175 --> 01:03:27,679
- You're really projecting.
- You think, what, we're gonna get married?
- 1405
- 01:03:27,762 --> 01:03:29,389
- [chuckles] Well, yes.
- 1406
- 01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:31,933
- And obviously,
- we'll change your last name.
- 1407
- 01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:34,519
- But no, I'm talking about your first name.
- Natalie?
- 1408
- 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,397
- I really don't think it's gonna work
- in my circles.
- 1409
- 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,399
- So I was thinking Georgina.
- 1410
- 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:42,819
- What do you think? Georgina? [chuckles]
- 1411
- 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:44,988
- - You are...
- - Beguiling.
- 1412
- 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,031
- ...horrible.
- 1413
- 01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:49,409
- You're a horrible person.
- 1414
- 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,621
- Okay, I... I think you're just tired,
- darling. Why don't you go back to bed?
- 1415
- 01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:55,165
- Why don't you piss off?
- 1416
- 01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:58,084
- [sighs]
- 1417
- 01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:01,254
- It is so sad...
- 1418
- 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:04,174
- to watch someone you love
- go mad with ambition.
- 1419
- 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,593
- - Do you know who said that?
- - No.
- 1420
- 01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:08,136
- And now you never will.
- 1421
- 01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:13,141
- I could Google it.
- 1422
- 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:29,866
- Erm... Where are you going?
- 1423
- 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,243
- - Home, booch.
- - Home?
- 1424
- 01:04:32,744 --> 01:04:35,538
- - The wedding starts in, like, 20 minutes.
- - Uh, yeah.
- 1425
- 01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:37,123
- - I don't give a shit.
- - What?
- 1426
- 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,125
- I tried to just be open.
- 1427
- 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,753
- I tried to get Josh
- to fall in love with me,
- 1428
- 01:04:41,836 --> 01:04:43,630
- but that's not on the cards.
- 1429
- 01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:47,384
- Not for a girl like me. Mm-mm.
- 1430
- 01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:49,552
- Not even in this dumb, perfect world.
- 1431
- 01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:52,013
- [sighs]
- 1432
- 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:01,106
- You know, when I was younger...
- 1433
- 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,653
- I was so afraid
- to put myself out there for love
- 1434
- 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:09,906
- that I became this quirky little queen
- 1435
- 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:13,326
- that just followed all my handsome
- gay guy friends around.
- 1436
- 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:15,328
- Like I was a pilot fish. Ugh!
- 1437
- 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:16,621
- And I would make 'em laugh,
- 1438
- 01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:19,707
- and I would find, like,
- the best parties to go to,
- 1439
- 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:22,877
- and I would always comfort them
- when their hearts were broken.
- 1440
- 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:25,880
- But you know what nobody ever knew?
- 1441
- 01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:28,550
- That my heart...
- 1442
- 01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:30,677
- was constantly broken.
- 1443
- 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:34,347
- Constantly.
- 1444
- 01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:38,476
- I mean, and how could they?
- 1445
- 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:40,770
- I never let them see it.
- 1446
- 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,859
- And it wasn't until I met
- this palm reader in Ibiza,
- 1447
- 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:47,861
- and she said to me, she said...
- 1448
- 01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:50,738
- "You can search the entire universe...
- 1449
- 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,451
- and never find a being
- more worthy of love...
- 1450
- 01:05:55,535 --> 01:05:56,411
- than yourself."
- 1451
- 01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:02,250
- So that's why I'm such the happy
- little whore that I am today.
- 1452
- 01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:04,794
- [chuckles]
- 'Cause I love my bitchy little ass.
- 1453
- 01:06:05,378 --> 01:06:06,212
- [sighs]
- 1454
- 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:08,965
- Who do you love, Natalie?
- 1455
- 01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:16,973
- Josh.
- 1456
- 01:06:17,765 --> 01:06:19,893
- I've never had the chance
- to tell him that.
- 1457
- 01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:22,187
- I need to tell him that.
- 1458
- 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:23,605
- Right now. Erm...
- 1459
- 01:06:24,189 --> 01:06:27,192
- Oh, I'm never gonna make it.
- But I have to try.
- 1460
- 01:06:27,275 --> 01:06:30,320
- Oh, my God, of course. Why am I so dumb?
- 1461
- 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:32,906
- It was always gonna come down
- to running to stop the wedding!
- 1462
- 01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,324
- Well, then, you run, girl.
- 1463
- 01:06:34,866 --> 01:06:37,535
- You run like a sexy 18-year-old
- in a coming out novel
- 1464
- 01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:40,371
- who just realized that they're in love
- with their theater partner, Ryan.
- 1465
- 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,332
- Get it!
- 1466
- 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:47,212
- ♪ Those days of warm rains ♪
- 1467
- 01:06:47,295 --> 01:06:50,340
- ♪ Come rushing back to me ♪
- 1468
- 01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,300
- ♪ Say it, say it again ♪
- 1469
- 01:06:52,383 --> 01:06:54,469
- ♪ I love you, always, forever ♪
- 1470
- 01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:56,804
- ♪ Near and far, closer together ♪
- 1471
- 01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:59,349
- ♪ Say you'll love, love me forever ♪
- 1472
- 01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:01,726
- ♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪
- 1473
- 01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:02,852
- ♪ Near and far and always... ♪
- 1474
- 01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:05,355
- [slowed] Slow motion.
- 1475
- 01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:08,608
- Soooo dumb.
- 1476
- 01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:10,485
- ♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪
- 1477
- 01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:12,487
- ♪ Near and far and always ♪
- 1478
- 01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:14,989
- ♪ And everywhere and every ♪
- 1479
- 01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:17,659
- ♪ Say you'll love, love me forever ♪
- 1480
- 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:19,911
- ♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪
- 1481
- 01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,704
- ♪ Near and far and always ♪
- 1482
- 01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:25,333
- ♪ And everywhere and everything ♪
- 1483
- 01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:29,254
- - Stop!
- - [all gasp]
- 1484
- 01:07:29,337 --> 01:07:30,880
- - Natalie?
- - Josh.
- 1485
- 01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:33,591
- [panting] Oi, I just need one second.
- Sorry.
- 1486
- 01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:35,885
- I basically just ran,
- like, a half marathon.
- 1487
- 01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:38,263
- Oh, with no sports bra.
- 1488
- 01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:40,932
- - [congregation murmuring]
- - Natalie, what are you doing?
- 1489
- 01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,559
- I'm here to stop the wedding.
- 1490
- 01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:43,476
- [all gasp]
- 1491
- 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:46,312
- Don't worry, everyone, it's, erm...
- 1492
- 01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:50,358
- She's clearly out of breath and her mind.
- 1493
- 01:07:50,441 --> 01:07:52,569
- Are you feeling okay, honey?
- 1494
- 01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:54,821
- 'Cause you know, he's mine, right?
- 1495
- 01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:58,032
- We have a... soul connection.
- 1496
- 01:07:58,116 --> 01:07:59,284
- [all] Awww!
- 1497
- 01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:01,953
- Er, no, she doesn't even know Josh.
- 1498
- 01:08:02,036 --> 01:08:03,580
- What? Of course I know Josh.
- 1499
- 01:08:03,663 --> 01:08:04,664
- [laughing] Really?
- 1500
- 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,750
- Uh, what's his favorite vegetable, then?
- 1501
- 01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:11,337
- Well, that's random.
- No one has a favorite vegetable.
- 1502
- 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:14,382
- See? She doesn't even know Josh.
- It's tableside guac.
- 1503
- 01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:15,883
- That's not even a real vegetable.
- 1504
- 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:16,801
- It is to him.
- 1505
- 01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:19,178
- Technically, it is.
- It's avocados, smashed.
- 1506
- 01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:20,263
- - Stop it.
- - Sorry.
- 1507
- 01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:21,222
- [Natalie] Josh.
- 1508
- 01:08:21,306 --> 01:08:23,349
- I know I don't have legs for days,
- 1509
- 01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:25,977
- and I'm not some yoga... whatever the sh--
- 1510
- 01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:28,730
- Yoga ambassador. A yoga ambassador.
- 1511
- 01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:31,899
- Ambassadors are for countries,
- not for stretching.
- 1512
- 01:08:32,859 --> 01:08:34,861
- Josh. Look...
- 1513
- 01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:38,364
- I know you think Isabella
- is the girl of your dreams.
- 1514
- 01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:41,701
- [sighs] But what if you're wrong?
- 1515
- 01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:44,287
- Nat...
- 1516
- 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:47,123
- Okay, yeah, I'll never look like her.
- 1517
- 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:49,792
- But...
- 1518
- 01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:52,378
- I'm smart and kind and funny
- 1519
- 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:53,838
- and...
- 1520
- 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,506
- I'm passionate about work,
- 1521
- 01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:58,926
- and I'm really weirdly good at karaoke.
- 1522
- 01:08:59,010 --> 01:08:59,886
- Josh...
- 1523
- 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,016
- You should choose me, you should love me.
- 1524
- 01:09:06,017 --> 01:09:07,268
- Because I love...
- 1525
- 01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:09,979
- [sighs] I love...
- 1526
- 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:27,080
- I love me.
- 1527
- 01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:29,374
- Holy crap.
- 1528
- 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:31,876
- I love me.
- 1529
- 01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:35,463
- Oh, my God, this whole time,
- 1530
- 01:09:35,546 --> 01:09:39,008
- I thought I had to get somebody else
- to fall in love with me, but I...
- 1531
- 01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:41,135
- I had to love me.
- 1532
- 01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:44,055
- [sighs]
- 1533
- 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,016
- Okay, I'm just gonna go.
- 1534
- 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,394
- Just to be clear,
- you're not still stopping the wedding?
- 1535
- 01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:51,354
- No, just go-- carry on.
- 1536
- 01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:53,523
- You guys, erm... Yeah, do your thing.
- 1537
- 01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:56,067
- I'm gonna do me.
- Good luck with everything.
- 1538
- 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,528
- I don't have high hopes
- for what's going on there.
- 1539
- 01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:02,699
- Josh and Iz, what's their couple name
- gonna be? Jiz?
- 1540
- 01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:04,575
- - [congregation murmuring]
- - [chuckles] Love!
- 1541
- 01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:05,993
- It's crazy, right?
- 1542
- 01:10:16,754 --> 01:10:18,881
- I guess
- I don't really have a choice, do I?
- 1543
- 01:10:18,965 --> 01:10:22,093
- ♪ Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast ♪
- 1544
- 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:24,137
- - ♪ Faces pass and I'm homebound ♪
- - Whoo!
- 1545
- 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:25,763
- [Natalie] As I drove away,
- 1546
- 01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:28,558
- I began to realize that loving
- yourself is...
- 1547
- 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:29,851
- There's something there--
- 1548
- 01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:52,123
- [man] Okay.
- 1549
- 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:55,460
- Looks like someone
- got a pretty bad bonk on the head.
- 1550
- 01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:57,962
- Bonk? No, no, no, no, no.
- 1551
- 01:10:58,045 --> 01:10:59,464
- You're too hot to be a doctor.
- 1552
- 01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:00,882
- How can I still be stuck here?
- 1553
- 01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:03,259
- Get out of here. Wrong room.
- 1554
- 01:11:04,177 --> 01:11:06,888
- Sorry, they're shooting
- a Law & Order SVU here today,
- 1555
- 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,306
- and he's just doin' some research.
- 1556
- 01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:10,391
- God, I should have been a TV doctor.
- 1557
- 01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:12,894
- This totally blows,
- I'm buried in lawsuits...
- 1558
- 01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:15,021
- You got mugged in the subway.
- 1559
- 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,230
- - I... I did?
- - Yeah.
- 1560
- 01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:19,233
- You were in a medically-induced coma
- for about 18 hours.
- 1561
- 01:11:19,317 --> 01:11:21,194
- Am I... Am I okay?
- 1562
- 01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:22,570
- Can I leave now?
- 1563
- 01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:25,740
- If I say yes and I'm wrong...
- will you sue me?
- 1564
- 01:11:26,824 --> 01:11:28,451
- - No.
- - Well, then my answer's yes.
- 1565
- 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:30,953
- Here, can you just... erm...
- 1566
- 01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:33,122
- What are you doing with that?
- 1567
- 01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:36,959
- Fuck!
- 1568
- 01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:40,087
- Oh, did you hear that?
- 1569
- 01:11:40,171 --> 01:11:41,088
- Yeah.
- 1570
- 01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:43,216
- Aaah! Yes!
- 1571
- 01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:48,596
- New York is a shithole again!
- 1572
- 01:11:48,679 --> 01:11:50,139
- ♪ Breakout ♪
- 1573
- 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,349
- Taxi!
- 1574
- 01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:01,275
- ♪ When explanations make no sense ♪
- 1575
- 01:12:01,692 --> 01:12:05,071
- ♪ When every answer's wrong ♪
- 1576
- 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:09,617
- ♪ You're fighting with lost confidence
- 1577
- 01:12:10,284 --> 01:12:13,162
- ♪ All expectations gone... ♪
- 1578
- 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:17,124
- My apartment's shitty again!
- 1579
- 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:19,585
- Yeah!
- 1580
- 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:20,920
- Ah! Baxter!
- 1581
- 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:24,382
- I'm back, and you're back to normal!
- 1582
- 01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:26,509
- Hey, Baxter? Pyeow!
- 1583
- 01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:28,427
- Baxter, play dead.
- 1584
- 01:12:30,304 --> 01:12:31,347
- Close enough.
- 1585
- 01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:33,850
- - ♪ You're down to earth ♪
- - ♪ Break down the walls ♪
- 1586
- 01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:35,142
- ♪ Break down... ♪
- 1587
- 01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:36,561
- Donny!
- 1588
- 01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:37,937
- You're still here!
- 1589
- 01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:39,730
- Mm.
- 1590
- 01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:41,649
- Come on, frittatas are up.
- 1591
- 01:12:41,732 --> 01:12:44,402
- Oh, no. You're still gay,
- you must be trapped.
- 1592
- 01:12:44,485 --> 01:12:46,654
- Wait, what? What do you mean, trapped?
- 1593
- 01:12:46,737 --> 01:12:48,072
- I've been gay for forever.
- 1594
- 01:12:48,155 --> 01:12:50,491
- What? What about all those girls
- that come to the apartment?
- 1595
- 01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:54,120
- I sell weed, and we live like a block
- from an all-girls school.
- 1596
- 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,455
- - Did you not know that?
- - Huh?
- 1597
- 01:12:56,539 --> 01:12:58,708
- Oh, right, 'cause gay guys
- can't be drug dealers.
- 1598
- 01:12:58,791 --> 01:12:59,876
- - That's offensive.
- - Yeah.
- 1599
- 01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:02,336
- [camply] You like your gay guys
- to talk like this? Is that it?
- 1600
- 01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:03,921
- - You want 'em to talk like this?
- - Mm-hm!
- 1601
- 01:13:04,005 --> 01:13:05,756
- Yeah, do you wanna go out to Fire Island?
- 1602
- 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,092
- - Yeah, are you a Virgo, like me?
- - Mm-hm!
- 1603
- 01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:10,303
- Okay, we're real, this is how we are.
- 1604
- 01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:16,058
- Thank you.
- 1605
- 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,022
- Do you want weed?
- 1606
- 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:30,072
- Hey, Nat. I'm running late to a meeting.
- Can you clean this up for me?
- 1607
- 01:13:30,156 --> 01:13:33,910
- Erm, I have things to do and places to be,
- so why don't you clean that shit up?
- 1608
- 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,828
- Oh, yeah.
- 1609
- 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,415
- [Donna] Natalie, you won't believe it.
- 1610
- 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,126
- The 3D printer is down again.
- Can you call--
- 1611
- 01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:44,712
- You? Call you?
- Is that what you were gonna ask me?
- 1612
- 01:13:44,795 --> 01:13:47,173
- You're the person to call
- when something breaks in the office.
- 1613
- 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:50,134
- - No, actually, I was gonna--
- - Sorry, one second, I'm just gonna call.
- 1614
- 01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:51,802
- Donna, hi, it's Natalie.
- 1615
- 01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:53,971
- Yeah, can you do your goddamn job?
- [clicks]
- 1616
- 01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:58,351
- [Natalie] Oh, Whitney.
- 1617
- 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:01,479
- - Oh, my God! Hi!
- - Hi.
- 1618
- 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:02,980
- I know it was only like one day,
- 1619
- 01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:05,691
- but I missed you, like, a lot,
- an unhealthy amount.
- 1620
- 01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:07,193
- What happened? Are you okay?
- 1621
- 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,403
- I am actually the best I've ever been.
- 1622
- 01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:11,572
- But please, okay,
- 1623
- 01:14:11,656 --> 01:14:14,367
- you need to promise me
- that we will never ever fight again.
- 1624
- 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,035
- What? We would never fight.
- 1625
- 01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:18,704
- Mostly because you let me
- watch movies all day.
- 1626
- 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,874
- Well, about that, I was thinking
- that we cut back on the movies.
- 1627
- 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,001
- - You're right, totally right.
- - Yeah.
- 1628
- 01:14:24,085 --> 01:14:25,628
- I could stop whenever I want.
- 1629
- 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:27,046
- They're unimportant to me.
- 1630
- 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,381
- Erm... How about one a day?
- 1631
- 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:29,382
- How about none a week?
- 1632
- 01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:30,675
- Okay, tough but fair.
- 1633
- 01:14:30,758 --> 01:14:32,093
- Yeah, like my leg hair.
- 1634
- 01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:34,428
- - [laughs]
- - TMI. Okay. I gotta get in there.
- 1635
- 01:14:34,512 --> 01:14:35,554
- Okay, bye.
- 1636
- 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:36,681
- - Whoa.
- - Let's go.
- 1637
- 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:42,228
- [American accent]
- Perfect. Let's get some coffee.
- 1638
- 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:43,688
- Actually, I don't do that.
- 1639
- 01:14:44,939 --> 01:14:45,815
- What do you do?
- 1640
- 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,942
- Take a seat, darl, you'll find out.
- 1641
- 01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:51,195
- I think you'll find it very... beguiling.
- 1642
- 01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:52,780
- [boss] Natalie.
- 1643
- 01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:55,449
- I'm presenting my idea for his hotel.
- 1644
- 01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:57,410
- We're not doing that yet.
- 1645
- 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:59,453
- Well, I am. I'm ready.
- 1646
- 01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:01,038
- Ow! Oh.
- 1647
- 01:15:01,539 --> 01:15:06,669
- Okay, Mr. Lewis, I've been thinking
- a lot lately about what we value,
- 1648
- 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:11,132
- what we deem worthy of investing
- our time and love
- 1649
- 01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:13,926
- and, of course, our money into, so...
- 1650
- 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:17,054
- as we design your exciting new hotel,
- 1651
- 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:20,349
- I would like to first focus
- on the parking garage.
- 1652
- 01:15:20,975 --> 01:15:22,351
- The parking garage?
- 1653
- 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:24,854
- Yep.
- 1654
- 01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:29,025
- Think about it.
- They're dark... they're closed off.
- 1655
- 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:34,238
- [chuckles]
- Nobody ever really notices them.
- 1656
- 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:38,701
- But what if we open them up?
- 1657
- 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:42,121
- What if we actually...
- 1658
- 01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,373
- made something of them?
- 1659
- 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,250
- Made them bright and airy...
- 1660
- 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:49,420
- and there were glass walls everywhere?
- 1661
- 01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:50,963
- And then, suddenly...
- 1662
- 01:15:51,756 --> 01:15:53,966
- something that was invisible,
- 1663
- 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:56,635
- something nobody ever cared about
- 1664
- 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:58,179
- or looked twice at...
- 1665
- 01:15:59,346 --> 01:16:01,390
- suddenly, they're not invisible anymore.
- 1666
- 01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:03,934
- People actually look at them and...
- 1667
- 01:16:04,727 --> 01:16:05,728
- see beauty.
- 1668
- 01:16:07,438 --> 01:16:08,522
- They see something...
- 1669
- 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:10,107
- at least.
- 1670
- 01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:13,069
- I think that could be,
- like, really special.
- 1671
- 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:14,070
- [Blake] Hm.
- 1672
- 01:16:18,282 --> 01:16:19,617
- It's actually not a bad idea.
- 1673
- 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:20,576
- Thank you.
- 1674
- 01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:23,370
- It's actually a great idea,
- that I thought of.
- 1675
- 01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:26,123
- And I'm just gonna get started on it.
- 1676
- 01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:27,958
- All right, let's do it.
- 1677
- 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:30,169
- Okay, I'll see you guys later. Peace out.
- 1678
- 01:16:31,504 --> 01:16:32,838
- What does beguiling mean?
- 1679
- 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,007
- [dance music playing]
- 1680
- 01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:42,306
- And you! You need to stop living
- in a fantasy land.
- 1681
- 01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:44,642
- Hello? Hello?
- 1682
- 01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:45,768
- Hello, Josh!
- 1683
- 01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:46,727
- Oh. Hey.
- 1684
- 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,229
- - Yeah, okay.
- - What's up, Nat?
- 1685
- 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:51,023
- You need to stop staring out that window
- 1686
- 01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:53,692
- at some stupid girl
- in some stupid little swimsuit.
- 1687
- 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,986
- Okay? That's not all
- it's cracked up to be.
- 1688
- 01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:58,405
- You need to start living
- in the real world,
- 1689
- 01:16:58,489 --> 01:17:00,699
- and stop thinking
- that you're gonna get with some model,
- 1690
- 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,368
- and that that's gonna make you happy.
- 1691
- 01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:03,327
- You done?
- 1692
- 01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:05,454
- Okay, here, take a seat.
- 1693
- 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:07,706
- Come on, sit down.
- 1694
- 01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:08,999
- - You're not--
- - Come on.
- 1695
- 01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,835
- - You're not pushing me again?
- - No, no, no, no.
- 1696
- 01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:12,503
- Hang on. Okay.
- 1697
- 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:14,255
- - [sighs]
- - Stay right there, don't move.
- 1698
- 01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:16,215
- Just...
- 1699
- 01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:19,969
- [sighs]
- 1700
- 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,073
- So what do you see
- when you look at the billboard?
- 1701
- 01:17:45,077 --> 01:17:45,911
- [mouths]
- 1702
- 01:17:57,298 --> 01:17:58,424
- I was lookin' at you.
- 1703
- 01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:02,303
- I'm always lookin' at you.
- 1704
- 01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:04,221
- Josh...
- 1705
- 01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:06,974
- You're such an idiot.
- 1706
- 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,195
- Okay.
- 1707
- 01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:21,614
- - Well!
- - [chuckles]
- 1708
- 01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:25,409
- Maybe we should go out sometime, then.
- 1709
- 01:18:25,492 --> 01:18:26,452
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1710
- 01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:27,912
- - If you wanted to.
- - That'd be great.
- 1711
- 01:18:27,995 --> 01:18:30,289
- Okay. Yeah, good. Good-- Great. Great.
- 1712
- 01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:31,957
- - Yeah, let's...
- - Yeah.
- 1713
- 01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:35,044
- Why are we talkin'
- like we're angry with each other?
- 1714
- 01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:37,588
- I don't know. I was just on a roll
- this morning, and now I'm...
- 1715
- 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:42,009
- Now I'm really happy. [chuckles]
- 1716
- 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:43,761
- So, uh, this weekend?
- 1717
- 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:45,596
- Karaoke or something?
- 1718
- 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:47,348
- Yeah, that'd be...
- 1719
- 01:18:48,015 --> 01:18:50,559
- Yeah. I mean, I might outshine you, but...
- 1720
- 01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:53,729
- - Okay, all right.
- - Cool.
- 1721
- 01:19:08,202 --> 01:19:10,204
- - Yeah, it should...
- --This is gonna take a long time.
- 1722
- 01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:12,206
- That one takes a while sometimes.
- 1723
- 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,375
- - [bell dings]
- - Okay, there it is.
- 1724
- 01:19:21,507 --> 01:19:22,675
- [mouths]
- 1725
- 01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:27,846
- [clears throat]
- 1726
- 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:42,736
- [elevator dings]
- 1727
- 01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:45,281
- [panting] Oh...
- 1728
- 01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:47,491
- Wait, did you just run down the stairs?
- 1729
- 01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:49,618
- I'm trying to be calm,
- but where are you going?
- 1730
- 01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:51,370
- I'm just getting a coffee.
- 1731
- 01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:53,372
- 'Cause I'm now my own coffee bitch.
- 1732
- 01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:56,625
- I just wanted to say I'm so proud of you.
- Upstairs was amazing.
- 1733
- 01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:59,586
- Just to be clear,
- Josh does not complete me.
- 1734
- 01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:01,213
- I complete myself.
- 1735
- 01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:03,173
- You know, God...
- 1736
- 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:05,509
- Even though you were so cynical,
- 1737
- 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:08,637
- it looks like you have the dream job,
- the guy that really likes you,
- 1738
- 01:20:08,721 --> 01:20:10,055
- the really cool best friend, me...
- 1739
- 01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:13,559
- It's like you are in one of those
- love stories that you hate so much.
- 1740
- 01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:19,273
- Yeah, all I need now
- is some catchy musical number.
- 1741
- 01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,484
- ♪ Come on, girls ♪
- 1742
- 01:20:22,568 --> 01:20:24,278
- ♪ Do you believe in love? ♪
- 1743
- 01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:26,739
- ♪ 'Cause I got somethin' to say about it ♪
- 1744
- 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,365
- ♪ And it goes somethin' like this ♪
- 1745
- 01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:29,533
- ♪ Huh ♪
- 1746
- 01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:32,911
- ♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪
- 1747
- 01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,247
- ♪ Put your love to the test ♪
- 1748
- 01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:37,541
- ♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪
- 1749
- 01:20:37,624 --> 01:20:40,127
- ♪ Got to express how you feel ♪
- 1750
- 01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:44,882
- ♪ And maybe then
- You'll know your love is real, yeah ♪
- 1751
- 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:48,385
- ♪ You don't need diamond rings ♪
- 1752
- 01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:52,598
- ♪ Or 18-karat gold ♪
- 1753
- 01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:56,143
- ♪ Fancy cars that go very fast ♪
- 1754
- 01:20:56,226 --> 01:21:00,814
- ♪ You know they never last no, no ♪
- 1755
- 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:04,276
- ♪ Oh, what you need is a big strong hand ♪
- 1756
- 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:09,740
- - ♪ To lift you to your higher ground ♪
- - ♪ Ooh, lift to your higher ground ♪
- 1757
- 01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:12,159
- ♪ Make you feel like a queen on a throne ♪
- 1758
- 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:17,289
- ♪ Ooh, make him love you
- Till you can't come down ♪
- 1759
- 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:21,043
- ♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪
- 1760
- 01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:23,212
- ♪ Put your love to the test ♪
- 1761
- 01:21:23,295 --> 01:21:25,506
- ♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪
- 1762
- 01:21:25,589 --> 01:21:28,509
- ♪ Got to express how you feel ♪
- 1763
- 01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:32,638
- ♪ And maybe then
- You'll know your love is real ♪
- 1764
- 01:21:33,097 --> 01:21:36,266
- ♪ Long-stem roses
- Are the way to your heart ♪
- 1765
- 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:40,687
- ♪ But he needs to start with your head ♪
- 1766
- 01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:44,650
- ♪ Satin sheets are very romantic ♪
- 1767
- 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:48,320
- ♪ What happens when you're not in bed? ♪
- 1768
- 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:49,363
- ♪ Mm ♪
- 1769
- 01:21:49,446 --> 01:21:52,116
- ♪ You deserve the best in life ♪
- 1770
- 01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:55,369
- ♪ So if the time isn't right
- Then move on ♪
- 1771
- 01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:57,579
- ♪ Move on, yeah ♪
- 1772
- 01:21:57,663 --> 01:22:00,332
- ♪ Second best is never enough ♪
- 1773
- 01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:02,292
- ♪ You'll do much better, baby ♪
- 1774
- 01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:04,253
- - ♪ On your own ♪
- - ♪ On my own ♪
- 1775
- 01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:13,387
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- 1776
- 01:22:13,470 --> 01:22:17,141
- ♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪
- 1777
- 01:22:17,224 --> 01:22:19,435
- ♪ Put your love to the test ♪
- 1778
- 01:22:19,518 --> 01:22:21,603
- ♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪
- 1779
- 01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:24,189
- ♪ Got to express how you feel ♪
- 1780
- 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:28,527
- ♪ And maybe then
- You'll know your love is real ♪
- 1781
- 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:35,409
- ♪ Express yourself ♪
- 1782
- 01:22:37,494 --> 01:22:39,663
- [all panting]
- 1783
- 01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:43,208
- Oh... [horn beeps] ...it's hot.
- 1784
- 01:22:59,558 --> 01:23:01,185
- ♪ Oh, yeah, we with it ♪
- 1785
- 01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:04,855
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, we with me, with me
- With someone who get me ♪
- 1786
- 01:23:05,272 --> 01:23:08,942
- ♪ What do you give me, give me?
- Yeah, yeah, we with it ♪
- 1787
- 01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,944
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, we with it ♪
- 1788
- 01:23:11,361 --> 01:23:14,990
- ♪ Yeah, we stay with it from beginning
- To be in it ♪
- 1789
- 01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:16,783
- ♪ I'mma do it my way ♪
- 1790
- 01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:18,994
- ♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪
- 1791
- 01:23:19,077 --> 01:23:22,998
- ♪ I'll just do my thing
- 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪
- 1792
- 01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:25,083
- ♪ I'mma do it my way ♪
- 1793
- 01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:28,754
- ♪ I'mma, I'mma do it my way ♪
- 1794
- 01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,839
- - ♪ Oh, oh ♪
- - ♪ My way ♪
- 1795
- 01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:33,175
- ♪ And we say oh ♪
- 1796
- 01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:35,886
- - ♪ Oh ♪
- - ♪ How you like me now? ♪
- 1797
- 01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:38,555
- ♪ Got you feelin' my side
- I see you any time ♪
- 1798
- 01:23:38,639 --> 01:23:41,600
- - ♪ Hit you, like, ow ♪
- - ♪ Oh ♪
- 1799
- 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:43,602
- ♪ Yeah, I can't compromise ♪
- 1800
- 01:23:44,394 --> 01:23:46,480
- ♪ 'Cause I'm nothin' like it
- I just try it ♪
- 1801
- 01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:49,107
- - ♪ Singin' I'mma do it my way ♪
- - ♪ Oh ♪
- 1802
- 01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:51,193
- ♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪
- 1803
- 01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:54,947
- ♪ I'll just do my thing
- 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪
- 1804
- 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,074
- - ♪ I'mma do it my way ♪
- - ♪ Oh ♪
- 1805
- 01:23:57,157 --> 01:23:58,867
- ♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪
- 1806
- 01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:00,327
- ♪ I'll just do my thing ♪
- 1807
- 01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:02,913
- ♪ 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪
- 1808
- 01:24:02,996 --> 01:24:05,582
- - ♪ I'mma do it my way ♪
- - ♪ Oh ♪
- 1809
- 01:24:05,666 --> 01:24:08,961
- - ♪ Oh ♪
- - ♪ I'mma, I'mma do it my way ♪
- 1810
- 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,837
- - ♪ Oh, oh ♪
- - ♪ My way ♪
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