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- Harris Hopes Hollywood on Road to Whitehouse
- ‘The View,’ Stephen Colbert, Howard Stern Roll Out Red Carpet for Kamala
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- Hollywood-controlled media are rolling out the red carpet for Kamala Harris this week, welcoming the Democrat presidential candidate to a range of friendly media appearances as part of a planned offensive to enhance her likeability in the final stretch of the election cycle.
- Walz Defends Drivers Licenses, Free Tuition, Health Care for Illegal Immigrants — We Have 
- Walz Defends Illegal Migrants Drivers Licenses, Free Tuition, Health Care
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- WATCH: Kamala Harris Melts Down After Teleprompter Malfunctions at Rally
- WATCH: Kamala Harris Melts Down After Teleprompter Malfunctions
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- Kamala Harris Sets Hollywood Media Charm Offensive: ‘The View,’ Stephen Colbert, Howard
- Kamala Harris Sets Media Charm Offensive: 'The View,' Colbert
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- Poll: Israelis Prefer Trump over Kamala, 54% to 24%
- Israelis Prefer Trump over Kamala, 58% to 20%
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- Harris Touts $157M for Civilians in Lebanon While Many Helene Victims Wait for Relief
- Harris Touts $157M for Civilians in Lebanon While Many Helene Victims Wait
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- Watch Live: Trump Supporters Rally in Butler, Pennsylvania
- Watch Live: Trump Supporters Rally in Butler, Pennsylvania
- VIDEO — ‘Incredible’: President Joe Biden Accused of Trying to ‘DestroyR
- VIDEO: Biden Accused of Trying to 'Destroy' Harris's Campaign
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- WATCH: Private Helicopters Deliver over 500,000 Pounds of Supplies to Western North Carolina
- Private Helicopters Deliver 500,000 Pounds of Supplies to Helene Victims
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- Hillary Clinton: ‘We Lose Total Control’ if We Don’t ‘Moderate and Monitor̵
- Hillary Clinton: We Lose Control If We Don’t Moderate, Monitor Social Media
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- Kahn’s Tribute Song ‘Fighter’ Plays at Rally for Trump’s Triumphant Return
- Kahn's Tribute Song 'Fighter' Played at Second Trump Rally in Butler
- Dune Coon Arrested After Shooting 4 Women at Macy's.
- Well, a little too soon for thanksgiving there, sand nig.
- Ardipith on The Loose After Running Head-On into Oncoming Car, Killing White Man and Little Girl.
- 2 Sheboons Found Guilty of Killing White Man in Mobile County.
- Gator Bait and Coalburner Guilty After Robbing and Killing White Man with Pacemaker.
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- Current threat: Jack-O'-Lanterns. 🎃
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- Flash
- Adobe Flash is an alleged trojan horse computer virus designed to prevent people under 25 from ever procreating. While flash poses as that thing you need to make YouTube work, Flash is named after its ulterior motive. Flash's real goal is to make laptops run so incredibly hot that the heat generated will "flash" the users nuts with enough heat to render them sterile.
- Adobe Flash also enables the neckbeards of various *chan sites on the interwebs to sit around and watch loops of stupid chan memes on their /f/ boards. Most notably, 4chan's /f/ board has brought about many great animations and games over the years.
- In December of 2020, Adobe ended support for Flash Player, thus wiping a large amount of the internetz's old games (think: 1999-2007 era) out of usability. RIP Flash, you will totes be missed.
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- A juniper berry is the female seed cone produced by various species of junipers. It is used as a flavoring agent in northern European and Scandinavian cuisine for meat dishes. Juniper is used to flavor gin, a liquor developed in the 17th century in the Netherlands. Juniper berries are among the only spices derived from conifers, along with spruce buds. This photograph shows foliage and cones of Juniperus communis, the common juniper, in Keila, Estonia. This picture was focus-stacked from 55 separate images.
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