Play the original Mario Bros arcade game on mario Bros 3 in the Super Mario All Stars remake on an SNES emulator for the Wii using a Wii emulator on a windows Virtual Machine running on Linux because why not

Long winded post about cheese taking over the country of New York during the great Canadian invasion of 1969 happening while crepes are flying on boats to the city of Africa while rain is drowning under water while pie is being made with pie crust. Please don't quote me on this because I have no idea what I am talking about.